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1. Don’t Compromise Beyond Reason:

Almost every relationship involves some kind of compromise. But there are difference between compromises that help the make the relationship better and those that make you lose yourself. If you have to lose your identity to keep the relationship, it’s not worth it.


2. Give Yourself Time To Heal From Your Last

Relationship:
You think you already healed from your last relationship but you really need more time. Don't be quick to jump at the first person who shows even the slightest interest in you so you can feel loved again. Give yourself time between serious relationships to heal. That way you’ll be better prepared to go after what you want. And you’ll be less likely to compare your new beau to your ex, too.



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3. Enjoy Being Single:

Enjoy the life of the 'single pringle'. It helps you understand yourself and look withing to reach your innermost self.
By the time someone comes along, you already understand yourself well enough not to lose yourself.


4. Know The Kind Of Person You Want To Be With:

Learn from your past relationships. You know the
things that didn't make the last one work. Don't think it'll be different with this new person.
Relationships are definitely work, but it doesn’t have to be hard work.



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5. Just Stop Looking
This is the very important. Make the process as natural as possible. Don't force it.

ACEworld Today
8th Nov 2015

STORY

There was a man who works at a frozen fish store,this man was put in charge of the cold room and he was actually the janitor who make sure all doors and windows are properly shut.

But there was something unusual about this man,everyday he arrive at work,he would first branch at the security room at the gate and greet everybody cheerfully,likewise in the evening before he leave for home.

Then something happened one evening,this man was doing his usual job and he went inside the cold room to make sure the fish are properly frozen,but unfortunately for him,the door shut itself due to a blown wind,he could not get out. He cried for help but everyone had gone home.

Then at a time,the security men began to feel strange,they noticed this man has not come to bid then goodnight as usual,so they assume he was still busy inside.
About an hour later,one of then got up and said he will go inside and check on him,so the security man went.

This man was at the edge of life in the frozen room,then immediately the security man search and couldn't find him,he raised an alarm and everyone was inside searching,after some minutes,they cluelessly entered the cold room and met him Half Frozen.

Some first aids were made and he was taken to the hospital,after a while,he got well and alive again.


LESSON
The man was noticed to be inside only because the security men expected something they hadn't get...A goodnight greeting.
Greeting people even the ones below your standard will not harm your ego. It will not bring down your pride.
It just all about being responsible to some responsibilities, the responsibilities that will make people to be responsible for you.

"Do not make your presence known,but make your absence felt"

The only way to do this is by planting a good seed in people's mind. reckon with them and who knows
You might need them one day



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ACEworld Today
8th Nov 2015

STORY

There was a man who works at a frozen fish store,this man was put in charge of the cold room and he was actually the janitor who make sure all doors and windows are properly shut.

But there was something unusual about this man,everyday he arrive at work,he would first branch at the security room at the gate and greet everybody cheerfully,likewise in the evening before he leave for home.

Then something happened one evening,this man was doing his usual job and he went inside the cold room to make sure the fish are properly frozen,but unfortunately for him,the door shut itself due to a blown wind,he could not get out. He cried for help but everyone had gone home.

Then at a time,the security men began to feel strange,they noticed this man has not come to bid then goodnight as usual,so they assume he was still busy inside.
About an hour later,one of then got up and said he will go inside and check on him,so the security man went.

This man was at the edge of life in the frozen room,then immediately the security man search and couldn't find him,he raised an alarm and everyone was inside searching,after some minutes,they cluelessly entered the cold room and met him Half Frozen.

Some first aids were made and he was taken to the hospital,after a while,he got well and alive again.


LESSON
The man was noticed to be inside only because the security men expected something they hadn't get...A goodnight greeting.
Greeting people even the ones below your standard will not harm your ego. It will not bring down your pride.
It just all about being responsible to some responsibilities, the responsibilities that will make people to be responsible for you.

"Do not make your presence known,but make your absence felt"

The only way to do this is by planting a good seed in people's mind. reckon with them and who knows
You might need them one day



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READ TO LAUGH AWAY SORROWS: . 1. MOM: junior, pls bring water 4 me from the fridge AKPOS: mom, to drink? MOM: no, to change to wine. Useless child! . 2. One good thing about been ugly is that. Atleast you would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na!

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. 3. I bet you that Messages from mobile operators in 2019 will say “DEAR CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131” . 4. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not mine. . 5. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Bleep off, you won't bring it back."

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. 6. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating him, he must TOAST me for at least 6month. Dont worry, 25yrs from now.. You will be in Shiloh for miracle marriages. . 7. You are a first class graduate at 40years without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you. . 8. Ochuko: why are u tip toe- ing infront of the chemist? Akpos: I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills . 9. Okon: why are u writting this letter
so slow? Akpos: because the person am writting it to, doesn't read fast .
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10. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama House dey drag Head of fish with your siblings....Chai! The witch wey dey your village carry your picture dey fan herself. . 11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother my sister, If you hear a 2nd knock, check well, na Jehovah witness. . 12. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples. Ochoku: we go chop yam today Chopin't we? Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him? Akpos: don't mind that blocked head. We go chop yam today. Yamin't we? Teacher fainted. # LOL . Abeg Which one funny pass?
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READ TO LAUGH AWAY SORROWS: . 1. MOM: junior, pls bring water 4 me from the fridge AKPOS: mom, to drink? MOM: no, to change to wine. Useless child! . 2. One good thing about been ugly is that. Atleast you would be least considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do JUJU na!

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. 3. I bet you that Messages from mobile operators in 2019 will say “DEAR CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY WITHOUT STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131” . 4. SON: Mom, grandma is so annoying, I wish she will just die. MOTHER: Idiot, it's your mother that will die not mine. . 5. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Bleep off, you won't bring it back."

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. 6. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating him, he must TOAST me for at least 6month. Dont worry, 25yrs from now.. You will be in Shiloh for miracle marriages. . 7. You are a first class graduate at 40years without any job and you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES". My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you. . 8. Ochuko: why are u tip toe- ing infront of the chemist? Akpos: I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills . 9. Okon: why are u writting this letter so slow? Akpos: because the person am writting it to, doesn't read fast .
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10. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama House dey drag Head of fish with your siblings....Chai! The witch wey dey your village carry your picture dey fan herself. . 11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother my sister, If you hear a 2nd knock, check well, na Jehovah witness. . 12. Teacher: our topic today is question tag. Eg: obi is a boy. Isn't he? Yes he is. Can I have other examples. Ochoku: we go chop yam today Chopin't we? Teacher: wrong, can anybody correct him? Akpos: don't mind that blocked head. We go chop yam today. Yamin't we? Teacher fainted. # LOL . Abeg Which one funny pass?

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The Wise Man and The Ghost A man was going through a forest. He was tired and sat under a tree to rest. Near the tree were some bushes. In the bushes he heard a whistle. The man got up and went to look. He saw a bottle lying under a bush. The whistle was coming from inside the bottle.

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The man opened the bottle to look inside. Immediately a lot of black smoke came out from the bottle. The smoke rose high in the sky. Then the smoke turned into a ghost. It was a big ghost, as tall as a tree.

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The ghost was red in colour. He had red eyes, and large golden earrings in his ears. He roared, “Give me some work or I shall eat you up.” The man was very frightened. “W-what sort of work do you want ?” he asked the ghost. “Any kind of work,” the ghost replied. “You have let me out from the bottle, so you have to

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give me work to do. I must keep working, day and night. The moment you stop giving me work, I shall eat you up.” “Take me to my house,” the man said. The ghost picked up the man. In half a second he reached the man’s house. Again he said, “Give me some work to do or I shall eat you up.” “Make me a big palace,” the man said.

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In a few minutes the palace was ready. The ghost again said loudly, “Give me some work or I shall eat you up.” “Get me plenty of gold and jewels,” the man said. Soon the gold and jewels were there. “Give me some work or I shall eat you up,” the ghost said. “Get me nice clothes to wear.” At once the ghost brought the clothes. “Give me some work or I shall eat you up,” the ghost said.

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“Get me some food.” In a second the man found the table loaded with delicious food. He tried to eat, but he got no time. The ghost again said, “Give me some work or I shall eat you up.” The man kept on giving work to the ghost. He could not eat at all. When night came the ghost would not let him sleep. “Give me some work or I shall eat you up,” he said.

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The man got very worried. How could he eat ? How could he sleep? If he did not find more and more work, the ghost would eat him up. Then the man had an idea. He told the ghost, “Make me a tall pillar, as high as the sky. And be quick.” In just a few minutes the ghost was back. “The pillar is ready,” he said. “Now give me some work or I shall eat you up.” “Now listen carefully,” the man said. “Climb up the pillar till you reach the top. Then climb down till you reach the earth. Then climb up to the top and come down again. Keep on doing so till I tell you to stop. And mind you don’t waste anytime.” The ghost was very happy, for he now had plenty to do. He went up the pillar, came down, went up, came down. He went on doing so. The man watched for some time. Then he went inside and ate the food the ghost had brought. After that he went off to sleep. Next morning he got up and went outside. He saw the ghost going up and down the pillar all the time. The man was very happy.

Many days passed. The ghost kept on going up and down the pillar. At the end of a month he was still doing it. He now felt a little tired. “Please sir,” he said to the man, “may I stop now ? I have been going up and down the pillar for a month.” “How can you stop ?” the man said. “You cannot stop till I tell you. So keep on going up and down the pillar.” Another three months passed. Now the ghost was really tired. “Sir,” he said, “I can’t do it any more. I must stop now.” “You can stop on one condition,” the man said. You must go away from here, and never come back.” “I promise,” the ghost said.

“Very well, you may stop now. And take away that pillar with you.” The ghost picked up the pillar and ran away and the man never saw him again. Please One word for this man

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Satan is Gay
(an adventure to Prose,poetry and drama)



Part 1
(Prose)

Comodo breathed in,sighed after he breathed out,he had polluted the air again with flames from his cigarette.
What good is better than the flavour from a burning marijuana
His manhood is relatively the same length as the blue-tinted bottle of goldberg, Dango could tell as he could make an eye-survey since comodo was naked.

Comodo's sister entered,comodo had one day pin this girl of sixteen to the wall,he had dashed a chopping knife to her neck and gave her a one in a million threat. The girl had one day caught him in the act.
Neigbours were still ignorant of comodo's situation since his sister who could let out the cat was under probation to gum her lips.
Dango welcome his friend's sister but that hissed and walked away, maybe the flame or her nude brother,maybe its even the disgust of their lives,many factors could have let the girl behave to them like that.


Comodo dipped his hands into dango's brown pant, he brought out his cucumber and began a caress with his mouth. dango's heart was beating so fast,he was new in the game. Though he had paid the tithe but still yet not accustomed to the sexual deal between two masculine specie. Dango skipped a breath and called Comodo to attention. Comodo stared at him in despiration, he was eager to hear what vacated him from his menacios but sweet adventure.
Dango said in a doubtful expression,I think I like your sister.

Immediately comodo heard this,he withdrew and gave a dangerous laughter.
'What the hell just dropped from your mouth?'
Comodo asked,

I think jamie is sexy and beautiful. But dango could not yet get another blink when comodo made his palm scribe on dango's face. He gave him a staining slap.

Jamie could hear although faintly from her room that lucifer has downed between the duo but she ignored the battle cry.
Comodo and Dango started a war,and in less than an hour, comodo had lay dead with shafts of broken bottle pinned to his head.


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ACEworld Today
7th nov 2015

STORY
I remember years ago,
I ran up to Mama and said,I am getting married
Mama said to me
Do you take time to know her?
I said
Mama,she is the best

I remember in church
Whenever the preacher ask you to read the scripture
You look so beautiful and innocent
I never knew behind that beauty lies the true colour that will destroy me in the nearest future

I just wish i could wake Mama from grave now and tell her i am getting divorced
I wish to remind Mama what she said to me that "Its not easy to understand people"

The choice i made didn't come like i thought
I am sorry MaMa

{Cut from Its not Easy by Lucky Dube}


LESSON
The deepest grave is a lifetime union with a person that is never meant to be.
And
Divorce is like exhuming a corpse,its nuisance
Think before you Date, Pray before you Marry

"Even when love blindfolds you, strain those bulb eyes to look through the fleshy veil"...Micheal Ace


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