₦airaland Forum

Lmao
http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/guy-gets-epic-reply-after-asking-why.html?m=1

Eniyemamwen Oyegun, a daughter to the National Chairman of the All Progressives Congress, John Odigie-Oyegun, on Saturday married Umaso Eketu, a flying officer in the Nigerian Air Force.



The colourful wedding ceremony took place in Lagos at Archbishop Vining Memorial Church Cathedral and the reception at the Haven‎ Event Centre.
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Dignitaries at the well-attended church wedding and reception included:

the President of the Senate, Bukola Saraki; ‎
Speaker House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara represented by House Deputy Chief Whip‎, Pally Iriase;
wife of the President, Aisha Buhari, represented by former Plateau deputy governor, Pallen Tallen;
first interim Chairman of the APC, Bisi Akande;
APC National Leader, Bola Tinubu, represented by former Lagos State Deputy Governor, Femi Pedro.‎
Governors present included Lagos State Governor, Akinwunmi Ambode‎ represented by his deputy, Idiat Oluranti Adebule;
Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole;
‎Ogun State Governor, ‎Ibikunle Amosun‎‎;
Plateau State Governor, Simon Lalong and his wife, Regina‎;
Oyo State Governor, Abiola Ajimobi;
Imo State Governor, Rochas Okorocha, represented by‎ his deputy, ‎Eze Madumere.‎


Others dignitaries are:

Minister of Information and Culture, Lai Mohammed‎;
Minister of Science and Technology, Ogbonnaya Onu‎;
Interior minister, ‎Abdulrahman Dambazau‎ represented by Assistant Inspector-General of Police (AIG), Zone 2‎, Bala Hassan;
FCT Minister, Muhammed Musa Bello represented by FCTA Director of Information, Stella Ojeme.



APC National Working Committee members present included:

National Secretary, Mai Mala Buni; ‎
National Treasurer, Bala Gwagwaruwa; ‎
National Woman Leader, Ramatu Tijani; ‎
Deputy National Chairman South, Segun Oni;
‎Vice Chairman North West, Inuwa Abdulkadir;
National Organising Secretary, Osita Izunaso, and Zonal Woman Leader, South West, Kemi Nelson.



‎‎Other dignitaries included:
former Edo State Governor, Oserheimen Osunbor‎;
former Governor of old Anambra State, Jim Nwobodo;‎
former Deputy Speaker of the House of Representatives, Chibudom ‎Nwuche‎;
APC‎ Anambra Central Senatorial candidate, ‎Sharon Ikeazor;
former Governor of Ogun State, Olusegun Osoba;‎
and former Governor of Ekiti State, Niyi ‎Adebayo‎‎.
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‎Attendees included:
Senate Majority Leader, Ali Ndume; ‎
Chairman, Senate Committee on Federal Capital Territory, Senator, Dino Melaye;
‎Deputy Governor of Nasarawa State, Silas Ali Agara;‎ ‎
Edo State deputy governor, Pius Odubu;‎
Akwa Ibom APC governorship candidate, Umana Okon Umana;‎
Edo State governorship aspirant, Charles Airhiavbere‎;
and APC’s Director of Administration, Abdullahi Gashua‎.








Credit: Dele Momodu/PremiumTimes

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donTbone:
Maybe...
Just for the love of CHRIST!

Be candid o

rollUP:

Wetin

Or guys, if this happens to your girl?

The star actress is now the 'Eze Ada of Amuzu Nweafor in Mbaise, Imo state. She shared the good news on instagram. Congrats to the beautiful and delectable screen diva...........


Source: http://bbcafricanews..com/2015/08/nollywood-actress-genevieve-nnaji-gets.html?m=1

Cc: Lalasticlala

lomprico:
RIP!
But shey pesin whey go UK no dey die again??

"who just finished two law degrees in the UK has been killed in Lagos by a danfo driver. "
Take note of that............SHIKENA!!!!

Rumours of a plane crash spread around Lagos today as panicky residents said they saw a plane going down around Oworonshoki area. I even saw the news trending on twitter about this plane that supposedly went down.

However, the General Manager, Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA, Michael Akindele, debunked the rumour of the plane crash, saying it was just simulation being carried out to ascertain preparedness of emergency agencies in case of a plane crash.





“As part of emergency preparedness of the National Emergency Management Agency in collaboration with Lagos State Emergency Management Agency (LASEMA) and other stakeholders in Lagos State, a simulation exercise was today conducted on plane crash in Oworoshoki area of Lagos State, SouthWest Nigeria,” he said.

Akindele said the exercise was to assess the level of preparedness and identify gaps of emergency responders in case of a plane crash or related emergency in the state.





He explained to PM News that the exercise would also help to assist in the areas such as coordination, response time, capacity building and the use of equipment and personnel during emergencies/disaster.

Agencies involved in the exercise were NEMA, LASEMA, LASAMBUS, LASTMA, Lagos State Fire Service; Lagos State Waterways Authority.





Other agencies are NAMA, NIMASA, Nigeria Police, RRS, NSCDC, FRSC, Nigeria Air Force, Nigeria Navy, and the local divers.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/photos-plane-crash-simulation-in-lagos.html?m=1

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Ken Davidson is shattered and that is because his 25-year-old cousin, Doyin Sarah Fagbenro, who just finished two law degrees in the UK has been killed in Lagos by a danfo driver. See the moving tribute he wrote for her:
DSF: Tribute To A Shining Starlet. Oh death! Where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? Another Casualty of a broken and failed State. Your story is particularly Gut Wrenching as it is equally heartbreaking.

You spent near enough all but two of your 25 years on earth in the Country of your Birth, the United Kingdom where your Parents and entire family reside. You were born, bred and educated in the United Kingdom. But two years ago, immediately after you graduated, you elected to visit Nigeria where your Grandparents reside – both of whom are in their Mid Eighties.


You signed up for the National Youth Service having freshly graduated with a sterling First Degree in Law and a Post Grad immediately afterwards. You were headhunted by an Energy Firm before you completed your NYSC and a presto you gallantly announced to your Nervous Parents – Dad a Diplomat with the United Nations based in Italy and Mum a Pharmacist based in the United Kingdom, your country of Birth – that you were going to permanently relocate and make Nigeria your permanent abode. Your Grandparents were ecstatic, you being their most favourite Grand Daughter.




You were a straight A student right from when you passed your GCSEs through to when you excelled in your A’levels…so much so that Prestigious Queen Mary’s London University snapped you to study Law. You missed a First by whisker’s. Nevertheless you made your mark all the way through. Then it all came crashing down.

What was supposed to be a routine journey to Church on a relatively sombre, otherwise uneventful Sunday morning on the Lekki/Ajah Expressway around the Lekki Phase 1 approach turned into a living and eternal nightmare for those of us left struggling to pick up the pieces. Our lives changed forever, never to be the same again.

A victim of the reckless and probably high on drinks/drugs ‘Danfo’ Driver. The most galling of the entire episode was the fact that the driver of that Danfo survived unscathed, RAN away from the scene leaving a trail of Death and Destruction in his wake. Four people died at the scene. Your New Toyota Corolla was a crumpled wreck. But the Fighter that you were, despite massive injuries, you fought and fought and fought.





Your Dad, via his status at the United Nations, got you into Lagoon Hospital where you were for a few days. When it became clear that the extent of your injuries was too severe for the local facilities here in Nigeria, An Air Ambulance was scrambled from the United Kingdom to get you much needed Specialist Care in the United Kingdom. Your tireless mum who flew in from the United Kingdom, barely 48 hours after the accident, accompanied you in the Air Ambulance. Still we Prayed and Prayed and Hoped for the Best.

Sadly We lost you a day after you arrived in the United Kingdom. The Surgeons tried desperately. You fought desperately to hang on. But in the end, it was not to be. The pain is palpably raw as it is numbling. We asked again and again, Why you? Why You? If only you had stayed on in the country of your Birth, If only…so many questions but very few answers. Your Parents, Your Grandparents, Oh! Your Grandma, with whom you celebrated her 80th Birthday over here in Nigeria a few years ago has refused to eat since she was informed of your passing nearly a week ago…All she repeatedly does is wail, wail to space “God Take Me instead, Give My Granddaughter back to Nigeria. Nigeria Needs Her, Her Parents Need her. God Take me. God Take Me.”.

These are indeed extremely perilous times. And so it was that having just spent barely a few weeks in Nigeria after a prolonged Winter holiday and Christmas in the United Kingdom with family and friends, I now find myself in the rather unenviable position of scrambling for the next flight out back to the United Kingdom just so that I can attend your Funeral this weekend. Someone retorted to me “Oh, you know, ‘our tradition’ forbids older relatives attending and being present at funerals where the deceased is much younger than us…” I snapped back, which tradition? And what has tradition ever done for us? What did Tradition ever give to HER?

I am here like a Zombie, mechanically and circuitously packing a few items for my flight out in the morning. The Family has decided that yours would be a Celebratory Sending Forth, so RED rather than the traditional Grey, Black would be the colour to be worn on the Day. DSF as you were very fondly called, you touched so many lives in the quarter century, (twenty five years only!) you ran your race on earth.

You were considerate to the end so much so that you waited until you got back home – nearer your parents and many siblings – before you finally bade the World Farewell. Doyin Sarah Fagbenro, My Learned Friend in the Profession, My lil Sister, My Cousin, Sleep Well till we meet again. O Death! Where is Thy Sting!

(Doyin Sarah Fagbenro, 1990 – 2016)


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http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/tragedy-as-25-year-old-girl-who-just.html?m=1

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According to the Facebook user who shared this, said this baby was found alive inside the toilet, dumped by the mother. Luckily she was still alive. How wicked some women are! *sigh*



http://www.splendormag.com/2016/01/photos-newly-born-baby-found-alive-in.html

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I'm looking forward to that day I go jam Oga Seun and Lalasticlala

But me no just know how to cry

Tiwa Savage who is a brand ambassador to online shopping mall, Konga paid a surprise visit to some of their customers as part of an ongoing promo.

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/11/photos-star-struck-fan-cries-as-tiwa.html

Hello , I may have suddenly or secretly become important in this nation or maybe God is just answering my prayers small by small. I opened my Facebook account today and you need to see the personalities that they are telling me to add. I am already friends with Aunty Ngozi okonjo iweala and she introduce me to a federal government scheme that will give me 10million naira by christmas. Fashola and Van Vicker also added me and we are chatting and they promise to help me and my family but my brother is trying to spoil everything.
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I want to know if this is real because my elder brother is trying to discourage me telling me that all these people are fraudstars. i am just amazed that they all appeared at once... is there any possibility that all of these people are fake because i dont want to lose my connection because of fear..I know of yahoo boys and their tricks but is there no possibility that this is real.. after all they are not demanding anything from me... Thank you from funmilayo
Guys, What do you have to say to funmilayo?

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/hilarious-blog-reader-who-wants-to-hit.html

God is great!

Cc: Lalasticlala

The goodnews is that there was no casualty. See more photos below...

http://www.splendormag.com/2015/11/photos-from-motor-accident-this.html

Eric Mununuzi, an aspirant for Kisementi Municipality was bold enough to print his intentions on his campaign poster. And his pitch is 'let someone else eat the money'.
When reached for comment, the handcart puller said that leaders are elected to take care of their families and not the community. .
His words:
“It is fair that everyone is given a chance to eat and I believe that my turn to eat has come. It is hypocritical to lie to the people that you are going to serve them yet your appetite is directed at the jumbo moneys that belong to Mwananchi. .
Most of these leaders are elected to positions pencil thin, yet, after three months in office; their waists grow from 18 inches to 80 inches. Is this not hypocrisy? Instead of concentrating on national infrastructure, they concentrate on stomach infrastructure."
Lol. At least the man is being honest about his intentions.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/this-epic-campaign-poster-by-ugandan.html

I don't have an idea!

You

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/brain-teaser.html

The body paint is so realistic the woman blends into the natural landscape

Eddygourdo:
Unclad with pants or without pants

I hope this answer your question

The body paint is so realistic the woman blends into the natural landscape
This photograph may on first glance just look like a pleasant photograph.
But on closer inspection, hidden within the landscape is a woman who can barely be marked out thanks to incredibly precise body paint
Can you see her? I had a hard time myself.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/can-you-spot-naked-woman-in-this.html

Cc: Lalasticlala,Obinoscopy

According to Sahara Reporters, the luxury car cost at least $450,000 (N89,563,500).

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/11/photos-senator-dino-melayes-2015-rolls.html

Cc: Lalasticlala

Na die be that o

Chief Nosakhare Isekhure, The Isekhure of Benin Kingdom visited the Catholic Pontiff, His Holiness Pope Francis at the Vatican City Rome, Italy on the occasion of the celebration of fifty years of World Peace through religious dialogue, understanding and communication.

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/11/photo-benin-chiefs-meets-pope-francis.html

Cc: Lalasticlala

doomsdayII:
This porn movie was written by mykel4God which he claims happened to him and needed advice. So far I've only seen his user I.D just in the first and second tablet of the whole story. If he was busted by page 4 or 5, you'd have seen his I.D all over 1,2 and 3. So sad he got busted as he released his album that he immediately crawled back into his shellhole.
My only advice is when you watch a porn movie, leave it at the end.
When you watch any of the 'ollywood movies, leave it there.
When u have a relationship problem, bring it down to the whispers family and we'll surely help you out.

What is this one saying now?

Cc: Lalasticlala,Ishilove

This man is making sense.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-6l4jdJDkkzY/VZUigIBP-6I/AAAAAAAFw2E/W2Q6q9clKqA/s640/130802173153-robert-mugabe-story-top.jpg[/img]

"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." - President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

Following the legalization of gay marriage across America by the Supreme Court last week, Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe, who is known for his extreme anti-gay views has been making headlines. Earlier this week was a marriage proposal to president Obama and yesterday, he allegedly said what you see below during another interview;

"Even satan wasn't Gay, he chose to approach naked Eve instead of naked Adam." - President, Mugabe on homo sexuality.

http://bbcafricanews..in/2015/07/even-satan-wasnt-gay-he-chose-to.html

LaraiBoluwaji:
You copied this story from Lailasblog.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/10/she-gets-turned-on-by-my-smelly-armpits.html?m=1

Who told you I'm denying it

PunkyVeer:
Yeah. But only when I really like someone. Ok, this is gonna sound odd but I've left a pillow case unchanged because it still smelled like the guy I was dating at the time. The smell kind of reminded me of him, so even if we were not spending a night together, it sort of became a substitute..if that makes sense to you.

Oh.....I see

PunkyVeer:
It's not a strange phenomenon at all. Some women even wear their men's dirty t-shirts because of it. It's kind of a turn-on & manly

Have you done that before

Good day, I have a story to share with fellow Nairalanders but please , I will rather remain anonymous.
This past weekend, Saturday to be specific was an opportunity for me to do some major clean up and arrangement in my house. While I was busy with house chores, my phone rang and this babe I have admired for a long time called to tell me she was around my neighbourhood and will like to visit which I gladly accepted.
When she finally arrived around 1pm while I was just about rounding up the house chores, she wanted to hug me, but I stylishly avoided the hug because at that point I knew I was oozing. Don't get me wrong, I'm a clean guy, I know how to groom my self. I have 3 top designer perfumes and a body spray at my disposal. But it was just natural for me to ooze at that time because I ve not taken my bath yet due to the fact that I was busy with house chores.
While I was about rushing to take my bath, I was flabbergasted when she told me she knows I'm avoiding her because I'm yet to have my bath but that she is actually 'turned on' by smelly armpit.I was like WTH!My Konji and desire for her just went from 100 to -10. I was perplexed. I could not just comprehend this anomaly.
Of course I discharged her immediately with the pretense I had an appointment to catch. Please Nairalanders, who else have experience this before? Is this normal?
Confused guy.
PS: I'm not the one that this happened to!

Cc: Lalasticlala,Ishilove