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I will simply go straight to the point, as I would not want to give very explicit details about myself. This is for some obvious reasons.

My wife is very sharp, I mean, she is such an intelligent woman and can easily trace this true confession to me. For the fact that I love her so much, I cannot let a thing fall in-between us.
That is why I have kept this as top-secret till today; but I will have to let this out of the bag.
I’m not oblivious of the fact that most issues of this nature are blamed on the men whom most of us see as womanizers; but mine is a different thing entirely. I’m not a womanizer. I have tried everything possible to make sure that this girl-my house girl leaves my house, but my wife will always insist she stays.
I’m a pastor, but I also work as a civil servant. I would have loved to write further about where I live, but for the same reason why I can’t mention my name, I can’t tell you where I’m writing from.
This young lady was brought to my house by my wife sometimes in 2010, and had just completed her secondary education last year. She is supposed to pick up a form for her higher education because she is related to my wife; distant relation, sort of.
Frankly, she has been very good, and has been taking care of my only daughter since my wife put to bed late last year. Her presence is a big relief to me and wife because we are both very busy people. My wife works with a bank, and sometimes come home around 8-9pm.
Lately, this young girl has summoned courage to seduce me; to be sincere, she is tempting me.
I often return to the house ahead of my wife. Sometimes, because of hold-up and other issues, I will get in around 5-6pm. She started by running to embrace me with her transparent-short gown to welcome me each time I knock, on arrival. I was shocked the very day she did that. I felt so embarrassed. “Even if I had traveled to space…hun! This one is just too much… hun!” I soliloquized in my bedroom after she had dropped my office bag and ran out to get my food. This continued for 3 weeks.

Sometimes, her b*obs will just slip out of her ‘top’ and she will simply apologize. My wife has never met her on that gown as she wears another cloth when it’s almost time for my wife to return. I have developed double minds about her. I have had different evil thoughts since this whole thing started. The one that happened last was the way she sat facing me, with her legs wide opened. I left the food that I was eating and walked to the bathroom to do nothing in particular. I had thought she would adjust as soon as I returned, but she didn’t budge. I think I fell into her trap finally that day. I almost had it with her when I grabbed her, and she jumped at me. We started that regrettable romance before God intervened with the sharp cry of my baby. That was what saved the day.
The next day, I had told my wife that we should send her away, but she vehemently refused to accept my suggestion. She had asked me to give some reasons why we should send her away, and I had told her that she was getting so stubborn and lazy; hence, she is as good as no House-help.
My wife who claimed she had never experienced that had accused me of formulating things against the lady. She told me that I wanted her out of the house because I had seen that she will soon secure admission into the higher institution, and I will soon begin to pay for her school fees. I couldn’t tell her the truth, because something tells me it will be disastrous. I just felt I could handle the matter in the most professional way. But right now, things have gone out of hands since the past 2 weeks. I have done virtually everything that can be considered dirty with her except that I have not done it with her yet. What’s keeping me from doing it is my conscience and for the fact that I can’t do that in my matrimonial home.
That sin will be so grievous, I know. She had asked me repeatedly last week if she can meet me in any of the hotels around town this weekend since my wife will be around then.
She has just Saturday and Sunday to take care of her hair and visit friends, and she wants to use that opportunity to have me all to herself. Now, I’m contemplating on this issue. All I need is your advice; Saturday is just 5 days from today, and I can’t make up my mind on what to do. I love my wife, but I think I’m becoming so foolish in the name of being faithful.
Please, tell me; should I do it or not? It has gotten to the level where I cannot tell my wife the truth because she won’t even believe, since I had told her a different story before. She will see it as blackmail. Your reaction will either encourage me or discourage me, even though my mind beats faster, and something tells me to do it.
Should I ?

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KashyBaby:
Mmmm...ladies wud lie maybe bcoz they tryna avoid long interrogations and they are scared of being misjudged by their man...but using a word "virgin" to scam a guy? Well, I dnt think so but let juz say everything has a price...

Nice one

Why many Nigerian ladies lie about being a virgin – Generally, I guess many ladies claim that virginity doesn’t define a good relationship & shouldn’t be a yardstick when choosing a partner, yet they lie about it for reasons known to them.
We shall discuss why the lie about being virgins when in fact, they are not

1. Because Of Her Age:
Personally speaking and general summarizing, a girl of 18-19yrs is most likely to lie using some slow logic to justify her virginity like she has never had s*x before when in face, she has done it before

2. Because That Is What Guys Love To Hear:
YES girls mostly lie about their virginity status because guys in question always mount pressure on them, therefore, they lie about being one.
However, an average lady is most likely to lie about being a virgin because being a virgin will make her appear innocent, respected & holy.

3. She Doesn’t Want To Be Pestered For se’x:
We are in an era where se’x seems to be the talk of the day.
Now that it’s now terribly difficult to differentiate those who truly love you and those who only want to get under your skirt, she’s most likely to lie if she gets to know that you are that type too desperate for se’x.

4. Because She Wants To Scam You:
Many ladies lie about being virgins especially when they want to use that as a leverage to get you scammed.
They will screw you up & get you dumped as quickly as possible when you are close to getting under their skirts.

5. She lies about Doing It only Once:
YES a lady who had it only once or quite a countable number of times, and has desisted from it for a very long time will still consider herself as a virgin just because her kitty is still very tight

6. Because the Society Discriminates against non-virgins:
Some people react badly when they know that a woman is not a virgin.
Hence, ladies would rather not deal with that reaction & may lie because of the fear of Being chastised or castigated.

7. She Wants To Portray A Good Image:
Another reason why they lie about being virgins is because they want to enjoy the benefit of what they aint worth.

8. Because Guys Attach Too Much Importance To Virginity:
Take it or leave it, almost all chic will lie about being a virgin if they get the feeling that virginity and crap matters to you.
The reason is because some d**k head always attach so much importance to virginity even
though they aint one.

9. Because You Not her Boyfriend:

An average non-virgin lady will flare up if you dare inquire if she’s a virgin.
She will be like, “Are you my boyfriend?, or what’s your business if I’m a virgin or not”; and if she decides to tell you, she will definitely lie about it because she knows that your chances of getting to know the truth is next to nill.

10. Feel free to add yours

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Sommyangel:
Op get a life

Can you get me one,please?

Daniella Okeke

Tracy Obonna

Toolz

Juliet Ibrahim

Corazon Kwamboka

Joselyn Dumas

I bet my male readers and even a couple female would love this one.
Just days ago, I was saying how eastern African countries have the sexiest women.
Let’s see if this is really true.
R ichestlifestyle.com last week released their list of the 20 Most Curvy African celebs & 7 Nigerians, including Omotola, Mercy Johnson, Daniella Okeke, Toolz, Anita Joseph, Evia Simone, and Didi Ekanem made the list.

"This happened live and direct in my church.
There is this woman in her 40s who usually sits at the pastor's office. I noticed she behaves like someone undergoing mental deliverance. I remember few times when church prayer warriors organize special prayers for her.
She was healed yesterday and our pastor was happy. I am very close to the pastor. When we were together, in his happy mood he told me what happened to the woman.
The woman was a Deeper Life member (this is not intended to paint any set of people bad. This is a real life story. I have to state out all the facts. Apologies to Deeper Life Christians).
She met her man in the same church. They were both virgins based on their Christian values - No sex before wedding.
After wedding, she expected the man to start making moves, nothing was happening. The husband is like a serving junior pastor in the church.
She started making the moves. And whenever she does, the man was always giving excuses.
"I will minister today, I have to prepare my sermon notes"
"Its a prayer night...I want to be clean before God"
"Blah blah"
The woman could not longer take it. One day, she closed the door, forced herself on him, brought out his pinis, tried to arouse it, nothing happened.
That was when the woman started asking questions. After a lengthy argument, he confessed that he is impotent. And he has been keeping it a secret from his wife (A pastor for that matter).
This lady is core believer (You know deeper Life people na). She decided to stay. No divorce in Christianity. Once you swore an oath on the alter, you are in it for life. Based on her own believe ooooooo. Not mine. Because some churches may not divorce, but separation is allowed especially when they are endangering their own lives through fights and others.
She stayed in the marriage for 20 years. Her younger sister who got married after her now has 3 kids. She is still single and a virgin.
Her ability to bear all this tribulation started running down. She started having mental issues.
The first one happened, when her sister was celebrating her daughter's birthday. They had a little disagreement and she scattered the whole party. When they called family meeting to settle the issue was when she busted out and told her people "Can you Imagine, I am still a virgin". It was like film trick to the family.
Ever since then, she will be walking on the street, talking alone. If you ask her a question, she will be saying something else.
To cut the story short, someone brought her to our church. Where she has been undergoing reform. My pastor summoned her husband. As pastor to pastor. He told him "You are a wicked human being". "You have sinned against man, and God". Its true you have a problem. You are a pastor, spill your problem out, let the world help you. You kept it secret and even subjected your woman to a marital bondage for years. You have wasted her life. Where do you want her to start from?
The genesis of this no sex before marriage. I am not supporting anyone to engage in premarital sex, however, you need to find a way to know your partner during courtship.
Its either you marry an impotent or a sexomaniac. I remember a man that have sex with his wife 8 times a day. Whenever he is coming back from work, his wife will be crying."

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With just two singles ‘Sade’ and ‘Orente,’ to his credit, YBNL singer, Adekunle Gold, has within a short period of time won the herats of many fans with those singles that his boss, Olamide is even proud of him.
The singer, who emerged as the winner of the ‘Beat of Lagos’ award at the recently held Beat of Lagos Concert, explained while receiving his award that the song ‘Sade,’ that people celebrate was actually a true life story which happened to him.
He disclosed that he was so deeply in love with a lady until she sudden ended the relationship and that gave birth to him writing the song.
In his words, “the heartbreak I suffered from a girl I was deeply in love with was the defining moment in my musical career. I was really in love with this particular girl before she decided to break my heart. That was what inspired the song ‘Sade’ which everyone celebrates today.”
As part of his award, the singer also got a plot of land situated at the Rehoboth Gardens, Ibeju, Lekki, Lagos after he emerged winner of the ‘Beat of Lagos’ award.

http://gist.mp3bullet.com

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hob:
I dunno, depends on wot u r selling whether you can reduce it for them or not

But never shortchange your company,cos im guessing depending on the patronage you get will depend on ur own commission

And i am sure Yu want to make your own profit too. Be Wise

Alright,Thanks

This one na movie set nau

hob:
Balance it somehow< but not at the detriment of your job

How can I balance it

This is happening to me and I'm still thinking of who to favour.

Ok,let me throw it to the house.

You're working with a marketing company as a manager,so your family (not your own personal family,I mean your relatives or parents) wants to patronise you.

Now; the question is,are you going to let the market and its price favour your company or are you gonna let it favour your family ??

Please,I need answers and Urgent reply!

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Hamza Musa Kabir from Kano in northern Nigeria survived the massive stampede at the hajj by shedding his pilgrim’s garment after he was pinned under a man in the crush, which killed 769 people.
Reflecting on the shocking events that unfolded on Thursday in Saudi Arabia, the 55-year-old tall, thin trader told his dramatic story to AFP’s Kano correspondent Aminu Abubakar, who also performed the pilgrimage:
“We set off at sunrise from Muzdalifah and marched towards the Jamarat,” the place in Mina where pilgrims ritually stone the devil, Kabir recounted.
“We were more than halfway through the procession when the road was blocked by the police, which led to buildup (of pilgrims).
“Then the police blocked all the roads, leaving us with only one route. The situation became worse when the police allowed people returning from the Jamarat to use the same route back to their tents” where the pilgrims stay.
“From where I stood, I could see a police officer on a raised platform at a nearby control post beckoning at pilgrims returning that they should move on.
“Because those returning were moving in the opposite (direction) of the surging crowd, there was a stampede.
“People became weak from suffocation and heat. People couldn’t breathe (in the crush). Many collapsed, mostly women and the old and disabled on wheelchairs.
“I also was pinned down by this huge man I believe to be an Asian. I had to strip myself of my shroud which had become an obstacle to my escape.
“I raised my hand and grabbed the shroud of another pilgrim from Nigeria who was already standing on a fence. He couldn’t pull me up because I was pinned down by this huge man.”
– ‘Countless bodies’ –
In an act of desperation, Kabir grabbed the man’s testicles “and squeezed them which made him jump off me.
“This enabled me to use my other hand to reach for the metal bar of the fence, and grab it. I then pulled myself up with the help of another young Arab man who was standing on the fence,” reaching safety inside one of the camps where Kabir then passed out.
“I was so dizzy and weak and too weak to walk. I was spread on the floor and another pilgrim, seeing that I had regained consciousness, offered me his other shroud.
“People offered me drink and some food. I then realised that I had been bitten (on) the side, by a young man from underneath.
Kabir lost his backpack and most of his belongings except for a small bag around his neck.
“I spent, like, two hours sitting down recuperating,” he said.
“After that, I was assisted by another pilgrim from Niger to make it to the Jamarat and carry out the stoning rites.
“What I saw on my return to the scene of the stampede frightened me, because I just saw countless bodies lying on the floor covered in white shrouds, and I knew I could have been one of them.”
Still, he is not too frightened to return.
“I know I will not die until the appointed hour…. Hajj is very important to my faith, and no obstacles will discourage me from seizing another opportunity to come back.”
Source: Vanguard
http://www.informationng.com/2015/09/how-kabir-grabbed-a-mans-testicle-to-survive-hajj-stampede.html

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Very sad email I just received from the missing men's family.. please read and if you know someone that may know something about their whereabouts, do contact the numbers below::

It is with a very heavy mind that I forward this mail to you.‎
We'll like you to help us upload this post on your blog to notify the General Public of the strange disappearance of these two persons. A notice is already posted on Punch Newspaper, but their whereabout is still unknown. Pls help us find our brothers.
Here are the details:
"Danny and Chally were sent on errand by their parents on the 9th of September, 2015 in Ikorodu area of Lagos State.
Danny, (19) was sent to a nearby GTBank to withdraw 5000naira. Few minutes later Chally (17) was sent to get some milk within the estate (Solomade Estate).
The last person to have seen them both is the Milk seller who confirmed they both came to buy milk together. Suspicions are that Danny met his brother on his way back from the bank and escorted him to buy the milk; though this is yet to be confirmed, it's the only information their parents and siblings have.
Though officers of the Police force have been reached and are working hard to return Danny and Chally home; the Family request for the support of the general public.
Please contact the nearest Police Station with any information whatsoever.
Or Contact the family: 08166836801.
The where about of this young men is unknown. Please help#FindDanny&Chally"
Regards,
Tunde Onifade
Mediagent Studio
+234 811 339 5012
@mediagentfilm (IG)
For the Family.
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The Emir of Zang, Taraba state has been confirmed to be among those killed in Thursday's stampede that killed over 717 people in the ongoing Hajj in Saudi Arabia.
May his soul rest in peace.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/09/emir-of-zang-taraba-among-dead-in-hajj.html

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Ilorin Attack: Saraki Upset With Kwara Governor, Who Responds, “We Warned You” – Sahara Reporters
Senate President Bukola Saraki, who stoned yesterday with rocks and water sachets by an irate mob at the Eid Prayer Grounds in Ilorin, Kwara State, has accused Governor Abdulfatah Ahmed of leaving him vulnerable and open to attack, an aide of the governor has told SaharaReporters.

Our source added that Governor Ahmed confided in aides and the traditional ruler of Ilorin that the Senate President made himself the target of furious crowd because he failed to listen to security reports and advice urging him to stay away from Ilorin during the Sallah holiday.
A security source corroborated the governor’s sentiment. According to him, security agencies in the state had been aware of public anger against the governor and Mr. Saraki, especially as information circulated among residents about the size of the senator’s assets and personal wealth. He added that many people in the state, among them unemployed youth and workers who are owed arrears of salaries, felt that the Saraki family had exploited them for years.
A reporter in the state also told SaharaReporters that rumors circulated widely that Governor Ahmed had given Mr. Saraki N1 billion from Federal bailout funds meant to clear several months of salary arrears to workers. “Whether it’s true or not, the rumors were making the rounds. And they made many people incensed against the governor and Senator Saraki,” the reporter said.
Other sources in the state disclosed that a few local imams (Islamic preachers), shocked by media reports about Mr. Saraki’s obscene wealth, revealed in his past asset declarations, preached about the senator’s greed.
“Once we heard what the preachers were saying in mosques, we warned the governor [Ahmed] to avoid any public outing as it was clear that people [were] angry and waiting to attack him and his godfather, former Governor Saraki,” one of our security sources said.
He added that, days before the Sallah festivities, security agents had seen piles of stones hidden in drainages around the prayer ground, and told the governor about it.
An aide of the governor told SaharaReporters that Governor Ahmed, in turn, communicated his concerns to Mr. Saraki in Abuja. “But Senator Saraki continued to feel that he was popular in Kwara State, especially in Ilorin,” said the governor’s aide. “He would not agree to exercise caution because he wanted to show his popularity after his ego was bruised at the Code of Conduct Bureau,” the aide added. Mr. Saraki was last week arraigned at a tribunal for false declaration of assets.
Ignoring all security warnings, the Senate President reportedly ordered the governor to arrange a series of high profile events for him in the state capital. The events proposed by the embattled senator included meet and greet at the Ilorin Airport on his arrival in the state.
A few days before Senator Saraki’s arrival, the airwaves were saturated with radio announcements calling on politicians and civil servants in the state to welcome the former governor at the airport. In the end, the event was abruptly canceled when security agencies warned that protesters were planning to launch an attack on Mr. Saraki at the airport.
SaharaReporters learned that, a night before the Sallah prayers, Governor Ahmed told Senator Saraki that he would not attend Eid prayers at the Ilorin praying grounds on account of adverse security reports. But Mr. Saraki was not deterred, said our sources. Instead, he ordered his aides to scout the length and breadth of Ilorin and surrounding towns in order to mobilize a huge crowd to show up and sing his praises at the prayer grounds.
On Sallah, Governor Ahmed headed for his hometown, avoiding showing up in Ilorin.
Meanwhile, Mr. Saraki arrived at the venue where he was initially serenaded by a retinue of hired praise singers. However, shortly after the formal prayer events started, with the Chief Imam presiding, and the Emir of Ilorin, Sulu Gambari, next to him, protesters started shouting “Ole! Ole!” (meaning thief in Yoruba). Pandemonium soon ensued as the angry crowd began hurling rocks at the VIP tent. Prayers were aborted as Mr. Saraki and a coterie of other religious and political officials were smuggled out of the prayer grounds. The police, army and civil defense agents had a hectic time clearing the way for the dignitaries to escape. Several eyewitnesses disclosed that the security agents fired teargas and live bullets to scare the rampaging protesters.
In a public relations stunt, Senator Saraki quickly arranged a short press conference where some hired youth chanted his praise in the background as he spoke for a minute or two before he fled.
Our source, who is an aide of the governor, told SaharaReporters that Mr. Saraki was also displeased with the governor’s media team for issuing a statement condemning the attack on Senator Saraki and other VIPs. The embattled Senator Saraki felt that the statement undermined his earlier denial that he was not the target of the stone-throwing protesters.
Mr. Saraki had handpicked Mr. Ahmed to succeed him as the governor of Kwara State. State workers are being owed salaries for the last five months, a development that is seen as the result of Mr. Saraki’s financial mismanagement during his eight-year stint as state governor.

Source: http://www.panachenation.com/

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Blizzyblinkzy:
Lol..
Op did u order and they gave u this?

My friend did

Nicklaus:
Funny I didn't see anything funny.

Then face the ram U're killing

Cnt stop laughing!

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10. When you are in Final Year and you are talking to a lecturer

9. When the Lecturer announces impromptu test

8. When you are dubbing in the exam hall, but as the invigilator is passing, you pretend to be thinking.

7. When you did not read for the exam, and the invigilator moves you to seat in Front.

6. When your friend asks for Extra Sheet in the Exam hall

5. After you Check CHEMISTRY 102 Result

4. When the Class tells the lecturer, we don’t understand, after explaining like five times.