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FamilyRe: Man Saves For 10 Years To Buy His Wife A Fridge. by mynameisjade: 5:55am On Jan 29, 2015
Awwww we sweet cheesy cheesy,bit but then it's poverty @its zenith!!!!
Jokes EtcRe: See Wetin COCA COLA Don Cause O. by mynameisjade: 9:34am On Jan 28, 2015
tivta:
. Don't mind them. They are born to be sadist. They will never see anything good in what a company that makes more money their generation will ever have. If they don't like it simply go and buy pepsi.
My dear too much sadistic mannered people all around,it seems almost a crime to be happy at the mundane things;a baby's first smile,tickling early morning breeze etc
N.B:You alone have the key to your happiness why put it in someone else's pocket?
Jokes EtcRe: See Wetin COCA COLA Don Cause O. by mynameisjade: 5:55am On Jan 28, 2015
It's just a fun concept,i wonder why some people are taking it too hard and serious *sideeyes*
RomanceRe: How To Kiss A Guy For The First Time And Turn Him On by mynameisjade: 4:57pm On Jan 22, 2015
Nutase:
Absolute nonsense..guys are always Hot so u dont even need to make any effort to turn them on. angry
shocked shocked
TravelRe: 17 Things That Change Forever When You Live Abroad by mynameisjade: 4:53am On Jan 21, 2015
#11,13 so so true....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Advice To Those That Insult Unknown People On Nairaland by mynameisjade: 1:51pm On Jul 29, 2014
icebebe: na only u waka come o
Lols I would take you along with me#Nohomo# grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Advice To Those That Insult Unknown People On Nairaland by mynameisjade: 1:21pm On Jul 29, 2014
5minsmadness: BTW means By The Way i.e by the way, nice topic, but some kain people shahuh
BTW= By the way, not inbetween.
You r welcome wink

I hope I haven't insulted you embarassed
Cinq minutes de folie, Avez-vous pris vos médicaments ce matinhuhC'est très bien que vous prenez..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Advice To Those That Insult Unknown People On Nairaland by mynameisjade: 6:46am On Jul 27, 2014
yousee: The OP is right. I agree. Please and sorry, are the hardest two words to say for most people.



Let's see How the thread will look like. Folks are still sleeping
Awake ooo......
Inbetween nice topic,but some kian people shahuh
Apart from those willing to learn,correct there r some People that are jst somefin else...God help us,happi Sunday y'all smiley smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Today Is My Birthday. (july 23) by mynameisjade: 11:49pm On Jul 22, 2014
HBD dearie hugs n kisses.... wink kiss
RomanceRe: 20 Things You Should NEVER Ask Your GF/Wife To Do by mynameisjade: 10:15pm On Jul 21, 2014
mascot87: Why won't u like? undecided
If you don't like me I LOVE it plenty grin
RomanceRe: 20 Things You Should NEVER Ask Your GF/Wife To Do by mynameisjade: 7:47pm On Jul 21, 2014
Nice,I like kiss
RomanceRe: Please How Do You Make Igbo Guys Become more Romantic? by mynameisjade: 10:15am On Jul 19, 2014
@Corisande,nw dat cranked me up big time grin grin grin cheesy
HealthRe: What Do You Think Might Be Happening??? by mynameisjade: 4:35pm On Jul 18, 2014
When was the last time she had her monthly flowhuh?Usually a blood test is more accurate than the strip,I advise you go to a reputable hospital for that...All the best smiley wink
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys Always Too Shy To Play Love On The Streets by mynameisjade: 12:31am On Jul 18, 2014
sseunth: hehehe...d guy never bad reach ni...if i kiss u for road n anoda girl see me....i go tll her say na u be my side chick
Hian!!!!Please I value my peruvian + my skin oo lols grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Guys Always Too Shy To Play Love On The Streets by mynameisjade: 11:57pm On Jul 17, 2014
Lolz so true....
NIGER GUYs often ve too many side chicks,hence no holding hands,pecking etc
grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lack of exposure and Illiteracy which is worse off? by mynameisjade: 1:50pm On Jul 16, 2014
fubbyy: my dear I suggest you look for a writing skill tutor, maybe you hated your english teacher that you refused to attend his/her class

You are not just intelligent
For someone who can only pinpoint the word MUMU,or ask about piercing his eyebrows,make a silly post abt no comments,cant even deny his luv/use of cheap ish.....
In light of all this my summary/conclusion is that:you wouldn't even know INTELLIGENT even if it where to S/LAP you in the FACE,to this regard note I wouldn't reply an more of ur s.illy post since its obvious u damn hit ur head on a silly rock n it seems to be affecting your already .........induced thinking
HealthRe: Hot Water Burns by mynameisjade: 11:50am On Jul 16, 2014
Please don't self medicate,go to a hospital to be well informed n educated on what to do....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lack of exposure and Illiteracy which is worse off? by mynameisjade: 11:40am On Jul 16, 2014
phadat: lol I read your post and asked someone sitting by me what a Ferrari means guess the answer? record label( lamao)
Lols my hand is not der oooo!!!!hian!!!!!@answer lols you jst made my day cnt stop laughin,chai der's God ooooo.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lack of exposure and Illiteracy which is worse off? by mynameisjade: 11:23am On Jul 16, 2014
sleek82: because someone asked you wat a ferrari is doesnt mean d person lacks exposure even if he/she has all d gadgets to himself/herself and because u knw wat a ferrari is doesnt even mean u av seen one b4. Pls dnt get dis wrong,im nt tryin to diss you but level of exposure differs frm person to person and it has to do with interests also. I bet you, there are people who have travelled far and wide and dont even know what a cockpit (in an airplane) is. Its not because they av not seen it b4 but just dat they r nt interested in knwin the name. Just the same way most ladies dont know the name the 2nd and 3rd officials (linesmen) are called in the game of football. They r just not interested, but I bet men dnt even knw d names of weave on, all we knw is brazilian hair and dats because pple ladies shout it everyday. because I cnt identify a brazilian hair, does dat make me unexposed? By now u shuld undastnd ma point
Yes point taken and accepted,a million e-hugs n likes......
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lack of exposure and Illiteracy which is worse off? by mynameisjade: 11:00am On Jul 16, 2014
fubbyy: what you wrote here is not really comprehensive, maybe because of your inability to use paragraph or something

The only part I understand is where you ask me not to use MUMU, anyway MUMU is our local dialect which is allowed to be used at any time

Have a nice day
Spoken like a typical...........
Wud advice you Re-read wen the low grade ish of whatever you are on wears off.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lack of exposure and Illiteracy which is worse off? by mynameisjade: 10:07am On Jul 16, 2014
bbello28: grin grin grin chei dia ris god ooo
cheesy cheesy grin grin I knows Ooo my dear!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lack of exposure and Illiteracy which is worse off? by mynameisjade: 10:04am On Jul 16, 2014
fubbyy: Does the question he asked you made him an illiterate? He asked a good question my dear, is it because you know it, there are common things you don't know that someone else know

I targeted a girl like you who thinks she knows it all, she fall my guy hand because he asked what is vibrator

I invited her to a gathering where I asked her after eating if she needs a floss, she asked what is floss, we fall her hand big time, my guy revenged by calling her an illiterate graduate

Lack of exposure and illiteracy are not the same, illiteracy is someone who can't read or write, lack of exposure has no definition because its an individual perception, you might be highly expose here but when you get to america you see say you be mumu


@ topic, illiteracy is bad, lack of exposure? Hmmmm... , no measurement to it so no way to kowashiate
It's the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it-ARISTOTLE
Was the so called "falling of her hand really that essential to you guys?"
Was corrected by Fattbabakay n YES i VmT(very much thanks/thanked)him
Neva said ur friend was correct by drawing such an explanation,did u ask ur pal if she did the explanation in public/private?we can't all be right but one thing to note if someonewants to learn illiteracy n ego/pride don't go @all
NB:be gentelmanly enough not to use the word Mumu next time it only stifles ur vocabulary IMO,Goddmorning and enjoy the rest of your day dearie cheers#
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lack of exposure and Illiteracy which is worse off? by mynameisjade: 9:42am On Jul 16, 2014
fattbabakay: sorry,it should be "gadgets"
VMT@correction..
bbello28: grin tell him ferrari is a new type of biscuit manufactured by [size=25pt]YALE FOOD[/size] gringringringrin
Lols abi ooo wud explain beTter wen nxt I see him lols
clemz85: YUDONTMEANIT!!! so what dd U ans him?
Tot he was joking ,cus Davido's Aye was blasting @full volume,I told him what it was you could actually see the comprehension in his eyes b4 he continued singing lols.....
LiteratureRe: Friday The 13th- The Haunted Mansion by mynameisjade: 7:25am On Jul 16, 2014
Lols men dat Sexy/neSs no be here oo lolzzz!!
Ve a nice day ahead n please update oooo!!!!!
RomanceRe: Share How You Escaped Being Raped by mynameisjade: 1:53am On Jul 16, 2014
FKO1: HEHE SEE SUPERSTORIES ... THEM WAN MOLEST UNA BUT AT D LAST MOMENT ALL OF UNA GATHER STRENGTH FIGHT THE MOLESTER OFF...I SMELL LIARS
My 2cents?
Ra//pe in what ever form is a serious thing n shudnt be joked with,+ you would neva know how much fight/spunk you ve in you untill such a situation rears its ugly head..
LiteratureRe: Friday The 13th- The Haunted Mansion by mynameisjade: 1:03am On Jul 16, 2014
Lols@question A certain Jade from Mortal combat...............(Fill in the blanks) grin
LiteratureRe: Friday The 13th- The Haunted Mansion by mynameisjade: 8:36pm On Jul 15, 2014
Anxiously waiting foR more updates.....
Inbetween nice work,a million likes!!!!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lack of exposure and Illiteracy which is worse off? by mynameisjade:
To me they are both the same thing....
I recently had someone ask me what a Ferrari mean/was same dude has an IPAD,DSTV n lots of gadjects lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Tips For Getting Through A Partner Who Doesn't Listen. by mynameisjade: 8:15am On Jul 11, 2014
seedord247: Dont give him punanni for a week and see if he aint gonna listen
Punanni he can get outside if u refuse yourshuh
@OP I suggest you n ur partner have a box where you put things down in writting abt wat annoys you etc,the you choose a day where you both can hang out n pick out tins in d box n talk em ova.It helps lots
FashionRe: Lady Goes Blind While Trying To Change Eye Color by mynameisjade: 2:44pm On Jan 09, 2014
Why didn't she jst resort to wearig contact lens huh undecided
LiteratureRe: I Fell In Love With A Vampire by mynameisjade: 10:36pm On Jan 06, 2014
D9ty7: I was never a fan of vampire movies/stories. But since i watched a film titled the 'Vampire Diaries' things changed.
I love vampire films that has to do with love. What rubbish am i spewing.
Just kip d updates coming, i am right here behind you. Following ur footsteps.
Neva liked Vampire diaries,u shud watch TRUE BLOOD dat u wd luv

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