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Well done.

There is something satisfying about harvesting and eating what you planted.
It is a blessing.

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Moments then we laugh and call ourselves names sometimes she'll be like see as we are mumuying ourselves then she'll fart "mess" and run away.. that's not the end I will chase after her and make sure I mess heavily that she feels the foul smell then hmmmmm will follow... She'll say babe this your own smell pass my own oh I no gree.... That's bonding in the highest level..


Sorry for you wey dey date over serious girl...

Until you mistake running stomach for fart one day and poo on yourself, then you will learn to comport yourself from that day.

Even when I am by myself, I respect myself enough not fart indiscriminately.
Except when very necessary, due to bloating.

Farting indiscriminately is not an attractive behaviour.

If I get you correctly, you want us to watch you using chopsticks 🥢 eat, am I right?

potent5:
Reno is the king of rage-baiting.

Followed by FFK.
And all Tinubu supporters.

helinues:
The person that always hide the remaining characters on NL should release it or rage bait

Most of your posts on nairaland are examples of rage bait.

The worst thing that can happen to anyone is to be born into an Islamic family. Especially females.

Novice1:
ALL instant noodle dishes are poisons.

Heavy preservatives, sodium overload, super refined carbohydrates.

ZERO nutrition and a deadly cocktail of chemicals.

And the Asians are yet to be wiped out.

KnowledgePower7:
I have had a deep reflection on my dating life and one thing keeps baffling me.

My 4 ex's are all from Akwa Ibom
To make it worse my best paddy ino iss also from awka Ibom.

Bear in mind, I meet all of them without knowing where they were from.
Till later later when they say it.

Now the one that disturb me is a hotel staff I toasted and took her out for fun
After we run bedmatics, I ask her where she from She said Akwa Ibom.
Now she is falling love for me. We just meet 4 days ago..
I did podcast with 2 girls..
One of the girl a chubby babe said I'm turning her on they way I talk.. she was serious.

My brothers and sisters, I found out she is from Akwa Ibom.

To make it worser I am in Lagos.
And I meet all of them in Lagos
Why on earth do I keep linking up with Akwa Ibom people without knowing it.

You keep "meeting" them because they're mostly loose.
All they know and are known for is food and sex.

SisterAnn:
By the time tinubu is done with Nigeria, a disgraced country would look even very attractive to its carcass.

You cannot shame the shameless.

God will not allow it.
Never.

Beloved4heart:
I've gone full legit now bro, how can one spend 47 million in 3+ plus years , and can't get up to a million in 3 years

The math no gel at all

Did you make the money through legit means?

Forget about what you've lost.
Forgive and promise yourself you will never repeat the same mistake again, then do better.

He looked sophisticated in his uniform.

Here we go again!
Here we go again!!

Kobojunkie:
You want him to set boundaries on his girlfriend's phone?
Are you sure you are OK at all?

I am very much okay, but I strongly doubt you are.

toboizilla:
Good day Nairalanders,

I just need some neutral opinions on something that happened between me and my girl.

On her 18th birthday, I posted her picture on my DP and wrote a simple birthday message: “grow and be wise.”
To me, it was just a normal blessing/prayer.

Later on, her mum told her that my caption meant I was indirectly saying she’s not mature. Because of that, my girl wasn’t happy with what I wrote.

Fast forward to yesterday — we were already rounding up our conversation because I told her I had an interview in the next 1 hour and 30 minutes. She even said “I wish you all the best.”

At that point, I said something like:

“I wanted to say ‘grow and be wise’ again, but if I do, you won’t be happy. The last time I said it, your mum sent you to attack me.”

I didn’t mean it in a disrespectful way. I only said it because I didn’t want another misunderstanding like the last time. But now that I think about it, the wording might have sounded somehow.

No matter how i try to explain that I meant it in a good way, she totally dont want to take it, this has lasted for three days now.
My frustration is that, i only meant good for her but she is saying that bringing her mum up means i an disrespecting her

So my question is:
Did I actually disrespect her mum with that statement, or was it just a poor choice of words out of frustration?

I’ll appreciate your honest feedback.

The question you need to answer is, why did you bring up the matter again?

Also, why is your girlfriend's mum able to view your status?
Can't you set boundaries?


By the way; what is the age gap between you and your girlfriend?

OgaTheTop2:
Plus the fridge and washing machine...Yes!

The topic clearly says food stuff.

pansophist:
That your siblings are NOT real brothers and sisters in essence.

You will realise that parents are the glue that holds sibling's unity, and when parents get older or passes away, then it becomes clear that the so called unity/love was not deep, and sadly, not there.

They say blood is thicker than water, but you will experience love from strangers that makes you conclude that ''love is thicker than blood''.

Anyone that loves you becomes your family, and you can find family from total strangers and even your spouse, after all, the family you create is more important than the family you came out from.

This might not be your reality, and thank God for that, but if you look around, you will see many families that fits this description, and it is a tragedy.

If that is your reality, I want to believe you did your own part, because when it comes to peace and unity, everyone has a part to play.
They don't just happen.
{Although, for some people, It is easier to blame and complain}

Sometimes, even siblings unite themselves more than their parents ever could.

SpencerForbes:
That doesn’t answer any of my question
Cos I didn’t see any point in the text.

It [my text] pretty much sums everything up.

They're mostly junk, so I'll take the N1million.

I wouldn't even spend all of the money on food only.

correctguy101:
Never be forgotten keh...


Humans will soon give you shock....

If you were in desperate need, and someone helped you when you least expected it, would you ever forget that help?

The public acknowledgement is good for the boy. For future's sake.
Better late than never.

And Cameroonians don't make noise.

Even in physique and strength, Nigerian men don't measure up to Cameroonians.

Antwan99:
I learned not to disclose what someone told me about someone else to the person.

That is a whole lot of someones.

Make your life easier by not listening to those who are fond of gossiping about others, because if they talk about others with you, they will definitely talk about you to others.

SpencerForbes:
I’ve got some questions:

— What if both of them are earning #100,000 ?🤔

— If you’re able to save 30k monthly, what’s stopping any of them from starting a side hustle like POS or provision sales?

— Let’s imagine the lady is industrious and has a skill (hairdressing or make up skills) what’s stopping you from marrying her?

— If you’re above forty but you have a house and everything is put in place, why shouldn’t you get married?

— If the family is supportive and don’t need an elaborate wedding for now till you’re okay, should you still boycott marriage?

What if you wake up and be realistic?

ALABACONNECT:
My dad always tells me this;

"Best be known as a man that doesn't give than a man that doesn't have."


Let this guide you and guide you very very well.

What a way to live.

dollypi:
God himself (or whatever the ultimate power is) resists the proud.

It's not too late for him...

Even this comment is proud.

Iko5000:
It's just a matter of time , he used to be a humble guy but now he thinks his above everyone

Burna has never been humble.
And now, his arrogance has finally caught up with him.

femi4:
yinmu
Hes got 2yrs left

2 years is enough.

Looking at its beak, how curved down it is, it looks like a young eagle.

God1000:
and what is that reason please? To cause chaos and mayhem right

You mean like the one he's causing in Nigeria?

Suddenly, the leaders have awoken and talking about the killings they turned blind eyes to.
If it is that kind of chaos, then so be it.

God1000:
Mr trump is fighting too many battles he cannot win, from Brazil to Colombia, and now Venezuela

Trump became president for a reason, and that reason will be fulfilled.