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Angelfrost:
Sigh... Behind that crappy meal, money is being embezzled or diverted.

How can you run a boarding school like it's a penitentiary?!! After collecting more than enough budgeted funds for feeding these kids.

This is the corruption we're talking about.

It's good they've been exposed and disgraced.

Nigeria is such a pathetic country where the well-being of its citizens is not regarded.

zackmann:
You think it's made up? This really happened to me. I love writing, so I spiced it up with punctuations. Sorry, there's no part 2

And you're an interesting writer.

By the way, what made your family decide that you should see a psychiatrist?
What are the signs that you showed, but didn't write in your story?
Are you "seeing things" or what?

zackmann:
So this happened late December 2022. I just remembered it, and I've been laughing like a crazy person. My family and I travelled to our hometown for the festive season. An incident occurred, so my family decided that it was best I see a psychiatrist. In my mind, I was like, "Wonders shall never end, so these people think I've gone loco". As long as the funds weren't coming from my pocket, no issues at all. I decided to use that opportunity to scan UNEC females, cos I had always heard that Enugu "urban" girls are beautiful, unlike the "rural" ones that have a striking resemblance with the early men. They do their internship in the Psychiatric hospital. Funny enough, the talk turned out to be true. I've seen it first hand that Enugu "urban" girls are really fine. I no dey like compliment ladies on their beauty, but I gats talk this one. They too fine abeg.

Before I continue, I need to narrate something. Abeg, I no dey try hype myself with this narration, but na the gospel truth. As a guy, I'm tired of the stares from ladies whenever I'm in public space. It's just too much. I mean it when I say that being good looking has its advantages and disadvantages.
We handsome guys go through a lot, you know. I now do more of bolt rides just to avoid the female drama. The toxic ones are the worst. They reject men on a daily basis, but when rejected, they'll do anything to get back at you. Anyways, this na topic for another day. I don't know if anyone experiences this, but if you do, know that you're not alone. We'll get through it.

Have you found yourself in a situation where secondary school girls, mature ladies of ages 40, 50 and above, married women, friends' moms, female cousins, aunts, etc dey reason your matter. Sincerely, I'm just tired of it all. I can't walk down the street without turning heads.

Back to the topic. On the D-Day, I and my cousin went there. The attention increased when I was at home. I no go lie you, my head swelled when the female psychiatrist told one of the male IT students that he was no longer the cutest guy in the building. You needed to see how all eyes were on me. They were all feeling the boy. The psychiatrist asked me some questions whilst blushing, and then diagnosed me with Schizophrenia. This woman is actually old enough to be my mother, but she was obviously feeling the boy. In my mind, I was like "Hia.... Schizogini? I don dey craze?" She then took me to an inner room in her office and administered an injection called Haloperidol. Me wey know say I dey alright come dey doubt myself. A few minutes after I took that injection, it dawned on me that mysterious things do happen. I became speechless. My tongue permanently got stuck on my inner upper jaw. Then, a mighty wave of sleepiness and fatigue overshadowed my always agile demeanor. In the cab, I was sleeping like a Koala. When we alighted, I was still sleeping while walking home. On getting home, I didn't even reply anyone; I just went straight to my bed. We got home at about 2-3pm and I slept till about 1pm the next day. I was also given a drug called Quetapine. This drug can instantly tranquilize a cheetah when running at full speed. It also causes excessive weight gain, and severe hunger. I could sleep for 27 and half hours when on this drug. All these were a waste of funds, because nothing was wrong with me. Just because I told them a bitter truth, they thought I had gone haywire.

By the way, I kinda like mature ladies, so I took the psychiatrist's phone number from the hospital card, and put up a call to her. I brought her up to speed on my fake progress, because nothing was wrong with me. I wanted to just play a little bit with her, cos I was bored that day. We spoke for a while, and I told her that If she were not married, I'd have shot my shoot. She actually liked the discussion. If not that I'm a child of God, I'd have gone further. Anyways, I can't sleep, so I decided to share this story.

I quoted it, just in case you decide to delete it.

dapsoneh:
Complete Nuisance
Go school, Go school, nownhe has seen that school.no be scam

I hope you yourself are still in school.

Some men can be very very stupid.
Sleeping with another man's wife...a soldier at that.

ednut1:
but 90% of igbos voted obi in south east. 🤡. North won Tinubu the election shikena

Tinubu did not win the election.
Stop deceiving yourself.

naijamanyoutube:
Sent! Let me know when you get it.

Received, and very well appreciated.
Thank you very much.

You people should keep disgracing Nigeria.

Ebubu7:

No matter how hard you try, Anambra state will always be better than Ebonyi.

Sanity must be restored.

Kdon2:
Abeg Dangote is one of them jare. He doesn't ave masses interest at heart at all. ☹️

He does not have the interest of the masses at heart, yet he create jobs?
What has your president done for you?

Nnamdi42:
When I said religion is our biggest problem problem in this said of our world,many wouldn't understand.what this from calling his kina man who has especially interest in oil industry to review some of his bad policies and make the industry an open market.bolt cement just because they dangote want monopoly in every sector hw lays his hands.let Adeboye good and set down

Do you know what your biggest problem is? It is not knowing what your problem is.

What was the movie about?
Can you give a synopsis of it?

And you brought it to nairaland?
I don't think you love your wife.

castins:
I currently work with a multinational company here in Nigeria, I have a son and my wife to take care of.

My wife is a registered nurse.

I want her to travel abroad for further studies, I have some savings already. And I eat. #1.5 m+ monthly.

Please can you suggest best countries she can go for studies and also with prospects of getting permanent residency soonest.

Elnesto:
Eat Indomie and 2 eggs daily and thank me later

Constant eating of noodles will only cause bloating.
Not good.

ScarletBrace:
Three eggs do the same job as one.
Ask any doctor or nutritionist.

For nutrition, maybe.
For weight gain, not enough.

finallybusy:
Weight is weight.

No.

There's good weight [with muscle mass], then there's bad weight [belly fat/cellulite].

Exceed15:
Bread
Sweet potatoes
Beans
Spaghetti
Yam
Eba
Fufu.

Much of these foods will only make one gain weight in the wrong places. E.g stomach.

Faithings:
I look skinny. I admire people whose physique show average flesh. The fact is that I am not naturally a skinny person. This means I can actually gain weight with the right food consumption. However, I don't really know the right choices to booster my wish. Experience people in this community, put me through, maybe someone out there too.

Start by eating at least 3-4 eggs per day [or every other day], and you'll gain weight in the right places in no time.
Animal proteins are your best bet if you want to gain good weight.

The man must've been schizophrenic.

Kobojunkie:
DailyMail.UK is not American though.

He never mentioned anything about the Dailymail in his post.
You only tried to be mischievous.

MrLibrarian:
I hope you're not catching cruise?
That person is a well known scammer ooo

Produce an evidence of the so-called scam.

naijamanyoutube:
cc Myrrhis

After reading the kind yabbing MrLibrarian yab you so, I decided to pick you for this month. If you are interested, drop your account details. I will send it between the 18 and the 22nd of November.

How generous of you.

Kindly send it here. Thanks.

Account Number: 1460817393
Account Name: OLOLADE IBRAHIM KOLEJO
Bank: Access Bank Nigeria

AlphaNugget:
None sir.

Good evening from Nigeria, a lil giveaway ain't bad

Are you the one he asked?

This is akin to South American drug cartels, kidnapping and forcing women to work in their dangerous drugs factories.

Allotrope69:
People should also learn to comment politely. Don't u know how some nairalanders are?

Still, there are some reasonable ones.

Allotrope69:
I've stopped replying him long ago

You already disappointed me for defending you by your earlier response.

Why put up a post if you cannot respond to questions politely?

Allotrope69:
You can apply there to know how well they pay

You yourself aren't without faults, going by your response.

So, what is the name of the school?

Kobojunkie:
If a student says the same to another student, what would you consider a reasonable response?

What is the point of this question?

Why are you hellbent on putting the blame on the op?

Allotrope69:
But it is right for a student to disrespect a teacher and even insult the teacher? A student told a teacher that she's stupid

So, why are you still working for the school?
Do they pay well at least?

Franking:
The irony is you think you are a believer. Isn't heaven where your heavenly father prepared for you better than here?
Why not go and be with your heavenly father? Or maybe you are not so sure again.


To be carnal is confirmed death while to be spiritual is life.

You are too fetish and superstitious. I wonder how you relate with people.

I am anyhow person.... Come and use me as tissue paper let me see.

If that comment got you triggered, then, you need to check yourself.
Otherwise, you wouldn't have cared.

So, what has the title got to do with this post?
What is the correlation?

shilenji:
Good day guy.

As a new poultry farmer, poultry feed expenses wan kill me, I have about 200 broilers I am hoping to nuture until December but Feeding expenses too much. If I continue like this I would have to sell a Chicken 25000 to cover up for money spent and my profit won't still go far.

Senior eleyes(poultry farmers) in the house, please are there other feeding alternatives than buying 8 bags of Topfeed everymonth? A bag of Topfeed is currently 28k here. Please help.

Sensiblerealist:
Not a big deal. Seen labourers carrying a bag of cement or rice with their teeth.

If you can't do it, then it's a big deal.

Sonnobax15:

Una sure say that banny dey eat at all so?

If only the man should have channelled the energy he had wasted on lifting that female native cockerel into offloading bags of cement in the market....By now,he for don gather small money keep for him piggy bank.

Quit making a fool of yourself on the front page all the time.
If you don't have anything sensible to type, give way for those who have.
We want to be able to read something inspiring on the front page.

Stop disgracing the women in your lineage, both alive and dead.