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Politics / Re: AEDC: See How Many Unit I Got For N1,500 by Myself2(m): 10:03am
6.7 units, what will that one carry ? As you just switch on your TV, the unit will vanish

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Celebrates After American Embassy Approved His US Visa (video) by Myself2(m): 5:20pm On May 05
Tit4Tat1:
Anyways, portable is still better than bobrisky

grin grin
Portable is Original brotherhood, Bob risky is Brotherhood that wanted to join Sisterhood. He must have geown long beards now in prison
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Sleep Off After Kidnapping Pastorโ€™s Wife In Ondo by Myself2(m): 5:12pm On May 05
ManirBK:


https://thenationonlineng.net/kidnappers-sleep-off-after-abducting-pastors-wife-in-ondo/

Rubbish, which effect of hard drugs ? Just because you people don't want to ascribe it to God as a miracle, you're blaming hard drugs. Are they the only ones that use hard drugs ? Well, let me state it here clearly the The Angels of the Almighty God that the Pastor's wife serve, put the kidnappers to sleep.
You can go ahead and argue with your keypad
Crime / Re: Edo Police Arrest Cultists Who Killed Rival In His Daughter's Presence by Myself2(m): 4:58pm On Apr 29
See how unkempt and unhealthy they all are, so what is their gain in belonging to these stupid secret cults ?
Culture / Re: Masquerades Flog Nigerian Nurse Mercilessly, She Falls Into Gutter (Video) by Myself2(m): 4:52pm On Apr 29
It's a pity that this nonsense still happens in some parts of the country. The day I come across a.useless idiot masquerading as a masqurade and the useless idiot so much as attempts to flog me, I will clear his doubt and if he's lucky enough, he will recover on the hospital bed, if not, he will be buried

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Travel / Re: Air Peace Plane Makes Emergency Landing At Lagos Airport by Myself2(m): 9:28am On Apr 26
Okoroawusa:
Air Peace should do something about these incidents. They are not good for business.
In February, an Air Peace flight to Owerri was diverted to Lagos after it couldn't do an emergency landing in Owerri because the airport doesn't have the facilities for such emergency landing because the landing tyres couldn't come out. Loss of time, appointments and productive time.

So an airport doesn't have the facilities for an aircraft to land then it becomes the fault of the airline
Travel / Re: Air Peace Plane Makes Emergency Landing At Lagos Airport by Myself2(m): 9:26am On Apr 26
Very professional response, it's better to err on the side of caution, I'm sure the passengers didn't mind the emrgency landing
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by Myself2(m): 12:06pm On Apr 24
yinkkus:


You are blind , ignoramus - non-entity , a deception to yourself....

If you are not blind or a deception to yourself , is that an ordinary make up , so you couldn't see other body transformation? go check other surgical operations she has done ....head operation ( to appear feminine), skin , body, breast , butt, e.t.c ......and you are lying to yourself...

I hate it when idiot like you lie and pretend just to make a point and is not doing your destiny any good, come clean and give sincere argument, because you will still blame your leaders for not being sincere.

Who is this inebriated asswipe, this dolt, this product of a burst condom when a mad mam was rxping your mother ? May a menstruating mad dog urinate inside that your lapalapa infested mouth you used in spewing this gibberish
Education / Re: Lead British School: Video Of Another Bullying Incident Hit The Internet by Myself2(m): 12:03pm On Apr 24
It's negligence of the school authorities that leads to bullying. The school should be made to regret it
Politics / Re: Governor Ododo Committed Criminal Offence By Aiding Yahaya Belloโ€™s Escape -Sagay by Myself2(m): 12:00pm On Apr 24
Mr.big mouth lawyer, ho arrest Gov ododo nah
Education / Re: "I Am Sincerely Sorry" - Lead British School Student Issues Apology For Bullying by Myself2(m): 11:58am On Apr 24
God punish you and your apology. The parents of the bullied girl should go all out for war. Sue all the bxtches that bullied their daughter, drag the school through roforofo mud of social media, then sue the school, ensure to get maximum justice of public revenge where the little witches and bxtches that slapped their daughter would be made to line up and she slaps them back.
The school should pay damages, then she should change schools
Career / Re: Since I Slept With My Staff She No Longer Respects Me Pls Advise Me by Myself2(m): 5:48am On Apr 16
GodHimself:
Sack her


She should confess to his wife and MD first before doing that
Education / Re: Parents, Doctors' Negligence contributed to Sylvester Oromoni's Death - Coroner by Myself2(m): 5:40am On Apr 16
If I pray now that what happened to the boy should happen to the children of that lousy coroner, e go be like say I dey swear for innocent children to be punished for the sins of their father, so I will say, may his children not experiance it amd another coroner will blame him and call him negligent becaise e no go funny to am at all
Religion / Re: NOUN Students Demand Apology From Dunamis Pastor Over Dehumanization Of Graduate by Myself2(m): 5:35am On Apr 16
Busy bodies everywhere, poking their noses in whatbdoes not concern them. Dr Enenche does not owe them anything, make dem no go find work wey go give dem food.
The only person the pastor owed an apology is the women he unintentionally embarrassed and called a liar, and I believe he has done that.
For good measure,.I will suggest that he brkngs her up to the altar on Sunday to celebrate her and let the world know that what happened last time was a.mistake for which he had apologised
Celebrities / Re: Who Advised You To Plead Guilty โ€“ Aisha Yesufu Queries Bobrisky by Myself2(m): 12:59pm On Apr 13
Openly, Bob risky is being tried for the abuse and mutilation of the naira, however, behind the scenes and actually, he is being tried for trying to promote a socially, spiritually, culturally forbidden perversion called transgenderism. E no pass like so
Agriculture / Re: Goat Engages In Intense Battle With Owner Over Rice (video) by Myself2(m): 4:40am On Apr 13
Holluwhakemmy:
Eran iya osogbo

That goat probably ended up in the next pot of stew and was used to eat rice

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Politics / Re: DCP Gbolahan Oyedemi Found Hanging Dead In His House After Easter by Myself2(m): 4:36am On Apr 13
maasoap:

What are you trying to explain to us, super Mugu?

I'm trying to explain that your father and mother are magas
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by Myself2(m): 4:34am On Apr 13
Puss360:

Stop being pained nah...
Jail or no Jail... She remains Our Mummy of Lagos .!!! grin grin grin grin grin

I dey my house comman beat me .. lol

Hmmm, the way you are sounding, it appears you are one of them. Well sai gobe
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by Myself2(m): 4:33am On Apr 13
yinkkus:


You are just being irrational, it's not about endorsement, it is what it is......when you do breast , do vagina , do head (hairline) , do heaps , do buttocks , do fingers and toes.... adjust bones...that's Transgender/Transexual..... sometimes they even choose pronoun to use shim /they ....the writer is enlightened.

And you have been fooled. Who does vagina ? Who creates menstrual flow That Bobrisky man has neither. Or did you physically examine bib risky's crotch area to see that his penis is no longer there ?
That man is a fraud ? Did you not read the pathetic story of his female PA that went onlie to narrate how Bobrisky was rodding her every night ?
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by Myself2(m): 4:29am On Apr 13
yinkkus:


She don turn to mummy now , or you dey blind?
Can you introduce Bobrisky the way she is as your male friend and people won't run away from you?

If make up and dress.definitively defines.the sex.of a.person to you, then you are very shallow
Family / Re: Married Nigerian Ladies No Longer Take Shit From Their Husbands (Pictures) by Myself2(m): 8:42am On Apr 11
Nonsense from their husbands ?
What's the root of this satanic comment aimed at breaking up families, creating single parents amd poorly raised children
Celebrities / Re: Jnr Pope Is Alive: He Was Revived - AGN President by Myself2(m): 8:21am On Apr 11
chatinent:


Calm down.

He was first saved by those caring people around him who volunteered to ensure he is revived. Bringing religion into this is not righteousness. It makes those who carried him tro and fro look stupid.

Christianity wey white man carry come give una use exploit una resources naim una still carry for head until today. People wey even bring am to you no dey take am serious. They keep making weapons of war, creating earthly protection and still exploiting ....but here you are scouting for e-church members telling them to focus on going to heaven and not hell. What would those who go to heaven actually do? All of una wan go heaven but una no know wetin una go do there. As if angels dey retire or e dey short for there?



So in your mind, you will die and automatically develop wings like a bird and fly to your two bedroom boys quarter in heaven as an angel? Ruling over who na? Praising God? Na the purpose of creating earth? Dey play. Jokes apart, so you'll be in heaven like a black-skinned angel or what amidst white skinned angels? ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… Won't there be racism, nna? How will they naw differentiate you from the demons since they paint the demons as blacks?

On the other side, hell inko? Satan go torment sinners baa? The same Satan wey make Eve first sin? Or the same Eve wey still eat from the symbolic tree that God put there in the first place?

You think I wasn't a Christian?

Name it...I don go different religions and it sums all that humans are always wanting protection from the supernatural.

All these religions were created so that the whites can have a good grip on their colonies. It's mathematics...they embezzle your resources, you keep praying to their white God and their white Jesus who supposedly died for your sins and blame the black horned Satan (it had to be pictured black for a reason to them). And in your mind, a white man can die for your sins! Or a God of a white man cares for the black man. A white man to die for your sins? Lol.


So why then is the comparison always between white and black....white and African? God always in white? Devil in Black? Spiritual racism?
How did the devil that was once an angel according to Christianity turn black? So all evil things are black? Black Market? Black Sheep? Black Friday๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… And they successfully made you call your own gods demons and theirs angels because of skin colour perception! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…



It's high time Africa woke up.

The other day was one Daddy G.O saying he prayed and drove his cars miles without fuel. Really? What stopped you from praying and the holy spirit creating a chariot for you? Na man made things your prayer only dey work for?


Or the prayer that people of other denominations will bow for people of his church? Oops. So Christians are different from Christians?



Back to the Jnr Pope's case, with all these una grace of God and una "I decree and I declare", una still type RIP later come change am to "what God cannot do doesn't exist."

Una confuse o.

Even that pastor who claimed to have resurrected over 50 persons. I have a question. Why? Same you who preached that when sb dies they either go to heaven or hell, why did you need to bring them back to earth to suffer when:

1. If they are in heaven, they'd be enjoying (according to your belief).
2. If they are in hell, they'd be judged (according to your belief).

Why naw? Are you against the order of what you preach?

If going to heaven was really the goal of religious leaders with the hype it has, dem for dey kpai demselves naw since the big reward dey there. But dem no gree die. Tithe and offering come important pass heavenly race.


You'll feel 'spirited' to attack me. Carry on, I didn't attack you anyways...I attacked your reasoning.



Religion makes you feel good, not good

All this long epistle.just to wave off a recommendation for salvation ?

Well, he eventually died and I hope he already gave his life to Christ before then.

However, all the spiritual angle aside, I want to charge nairalanders NEVER to board any canoe, speedboat, ferry etc without a life jacket,.even if you feel you can swim like Michael Phelps
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by Myself2(m): 1:08pm On Apr 05
Puss360:
Our Mummy of Lagos...

I stand for your back dear....

Las las, e no go pass fine wey court go fine u....

Coz you can't go to jail....
Since we don't have prisons for transgender...

So where do you think he slept last night ?
You are calling a man, your mummy, you well so ?

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Arrives Court, Faces N180m Money Laundering, Naira Abuse Charges by Myself2(m): 1:06pm On Apr 05
This reporter is an asshole. See how he kept repeating Bobrisly, this, bobrisky that, if not that ,it is thos transgender this, this transgender that, all in a futile attempt to dignify the pervert and avoid addressing him as a man.
Bobrisky is a man

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Politics / Re: I Don't Have A Political Relationship With Odili, We Don't Work Together - Wike by Myself2(m): 6:00pm On Apr 02
JayyXXX:
After guzzling 5 bottles of 40yrs old whiskey, he will start talking like a mad man and creating imaginary enemies.



What a nuisance.

I wanted to vent my disgust over Wike, but your comment just made.me laugh out loud.
You really captured the apt description of this erratic and seemingly inebriated man

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Politics / Re: DCP Gbolahan Oyedemi Found Hanging Dead In His House After Easter by Myself2(m): 5:55pm On Apr 02
If you believe this suicide story, you're a mugu
How convenient for him to "send off his aides to go and celebrate easter with their families" just so he could commit suicide. So all his aides come from the same town as he ?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Easter Sunday Declared Transgender Day In The U.S By President Biden (Photos) by Myself2(m): 8:44am On Mar 31
Whaaat
How long will these degenerates and reprobate minds continue to test God and commit sacrilege?

I have Holy anger in me against these worthless tools in the hands of the devil

Oh God my Father, arise and show these fools that you are God Almighty

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani Explains Why Senators, Including Opposition Members, Fear Suspension by Myself2(m): 3:43pm On Mar 13
BlueRayDick:
But which kind yeye democratic system we dey run for this country?

A senator is a representative of his constituents; they are the ones who voted for him to represent them at the national level. Why should fellow senators suspend a senator thereby preventing him from carrying out legislative duties which his constituents sent him there to do?

Senators suspending their fellow senator because they do not agree with him on an issue should not be allowed by law. Why prevent him from carrying out his legislative duty when u didn't vote him into senate in the first place?

Exactly
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Arsenal (0 - 5) On 17th February 2024 by Myself2(m): 6:31pm On Mar 10
geoworldedu:

Arsenal will not go on top of the league today because Liverpool and City won't play draw.

You dey reason before you talk so ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Arsenal (0 - 5) On 17th February 2024 by Myself2(m): 1:50pm On Mar 09
geoworldedu:

Near success Arsenal will try but fail eventually. That's the most painful aspect of it all.

Today, Arsenal will go on top of the league, from there, no looking back. The squad Arsenal has now is complete. Saliba and Gabriel Marghalies have formed a brickwall, Arsenal is scoring goals and at the same time not conceding.
Jurrien Timber is coming back, same thing with G. Jesus and Partey. Liverpool were lucky to have escaped with a defeat and a draw, Man City will eat two defeats from Arsenal. There is no team in the EPL currently that can stop Arsenal this season. Deal with this fact, know this and know peace
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi's Name Saved Jewish Argentinian Grandma From Hamas Abductors by Myself2(m): 1:42pm On Mar 09
By now, that Hamas fighter might already be dead, that's the irony of life

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Sports / Re: Haaland Takes Swipe At Alexander-Arnold Over Man City Spending Jibe by Myself2(m): 7:40pm On Mar 07
And they wrote the whole story without mentioning in the equation, the club that will eventually win the league, that is Arsenal.

After Saturday's matches, if either Liverpool beats City or City beats Liverpool, the lowest position Arsenal will be in is 2nd and in the next two games will climb to number 1.
However, if City draw with Liverpool, then Arsenal will go top and will never drop down again

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