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Family › Re: What I Did To My Mother-in-law by Myself2(m):
thesilentman:
Because we live in proximity-same town, she wouldn't quit checking up on her daughter virtually every day or at least every other day.

I felt a deep intrusion on my privacy so yesterday I summoned the gut and asked her if she didn't have a house. Before she could reply, I told her, 'learn to stay where you belong! I did not marry daughter and mother!`
She has since disappeared into thin air.

This evening am thinking whether i bleeped up or not.
From the way she "disappeared into thin air" as you put it, without responding to your outburst, she was either too shocked to her bone marrows, or she is an exceptionally calm woman.

Either way, here's a fair warning for you , hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
That your action was so many degrees of scorn, better bend over backwards and make peace with her
Politics › Re: Court Remands Seun Kuti For Additional Four Days by Myself2(m): 5:25pm On May 18, 2023
easytig:
I honestly feel for seun,God please bring him out,naija prison no be am at all,the mosquitos,bedbug, useless meals
He should have thought of that before engaging in a fangerous high speed chase of a moving pokice vehicle, overtaking the vehicle, confronting the uniform officer before going ahead to abuse, push and slap him
Politics › Re: Court Remands Seun Kuti For Additional Four Days by Myself2(m): 5:23pm On May 18, 2023
See as he humble finish.......

Do not be hasty in your spirit to get angry, for anger rests in the bosom of fools (Ecclesiastes chapter 7 verse 9)
Politics › Re: Sale Of Rivers Assets: Court Issues Warrant Of Arrest On Amaechi, Cole, Others by Myself2(m):
I like accountability, let Amaechi and Cole account for the proceeds of that sale.

However, we all know this is Wike's way of warding of gubernatorial election petition court cases from Cole.

Let him suit himself and enjoy it now, when he leaves office, another person will kpohkpoh him too
Politics › Re: Matawalle Rejects Emefiele’s 'Study Leave', Says He Must Give Account To Tinubu by Myself2(m): 11:21am On May 16, 2023
Emefiele is free to embark on his study leave as Buhari's tenure expires, he does not need to explain anything to Tinubu.
Matawalle does not know how Ttinubu operates, for all we know, he and Emefiele have mended fences, the man is busy putting together a solid team that will move Nigeria forward
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Constitution Must Be Followed To The Letter - Datti Baba-ahmed by Myself2(m): 11:16am On May 16, 2023
Look at this desperate desperado talking about following the constitution, when he is the one that had been foolishly calling on the president and CJN not to follow the constitution
Celebrities › Re: I Will Co-operate Fully With The Investigation - Seun Kuti by Myself2(m): 10:50pm On May 13, 2023
Afyermath of igbo smoking,he lost all sense of reason and restraint.

There is nowhere in the world where you will assault an officer like he did and go scot free
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Says Nigeria Owes Atiku Debt Of Gratitude, Gives Reason by Myself2(m): 10:47pm On May 13, 2023
Tareq1105:
Address the topic and forget about the messanger.
You don't jnow that the credibility of the messaenger is more important than his message ? Try and go to court to observe court room trials
Sports › Re: Israel Adesanya's Ex-Girlfriend, Charlotte Powdrell, Demands Half Of His Wealth by Myself2(m): 10:42pm On May 13, 2023
Hakimiiiiiii
Celebrities › Re: Davido Puts Up His Banana Island House For Rent by Myself2(m): 12:15pm On May 13, 2023
Onyeigbo10000:
Instead if paying such amount for I rent, I will rather use it and build my own house.
It's not for people like you, no offence.
The advert is for a specific target market
Politics › Re: Your Dad Built No Hospital: Falz Knocks El-Rufai Who Mocked Him For UK Surgery by Myself2(m): 12:09pm On May 13, 2023
Before, it was, "you Dabo me, I Taka you"....
In this case ,it is now, "If you Dabo me, I Taka your father"

Only senior men will understand
Politics › Re: I Will Become President One Day - Peter Obi by Myself2(m): 2:30am On May 13, 2023
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did he just say he MUST be the president ?
Now he is beginning to sound more desperate than that chameleon called Datti Ahmed.
Yes, Obi has the right to dream to be president of Nigeria someday, anytime from 2027, but he should snap out of that entitlement dream that he MUST be president, he had his best chance at the 2023 elections and could only come third. Is it in 2027 when the other major pokitical parties have worked out how to correct their errors that even gave Obi the unexpected but inadequate followership he had ladt year that he will stand a better chance ?
Crime › Re: I Have Killed 20 Persons - Murder Suspect Saheed Wasiu Confesses In Osun by Myself2(m): 12:32pm On May 12, 2023
That's thr problem I have with Nigeria police, it is when they are supposed to apply their pri ciple of accidental discharge that they usually fail , only to end up telling stories on TV and newspapers
Politics › Re: Fani-kayode Says Nigeria Owes Atiku Debt Of Gratitude, Gives Reason by Myself2(m): 12:27pm On May 12, 2023
Wawelexy:
This mumu man again?
If Atiku gives him.a.plate of beans amd a loaf of Agege bread now, he will change his tune.

Agbaya pari ewa
Crime › Re: $268,000 Fraud: EFCC Arrests Yahoo Boy At His Luxury Hotel In Delta State by Myself2(m): 10:18am On May 11, 2023
So one dude, possibly a fraudulent dude in the US, just writes a petition,a nd the EFCC jumps to arrest the Obago guy in Oghara.
Okay that's fine, I hope the EFCC will in turn petition the FBI, IRS and US treasury for them to also arrest and prosecute the US dude for him to explain what transaction he planned to do with an alleged US treasury staff.
Agriculture › Re: Strange Bird Killed By Fulani by Myself2(m): 5:25am On May 09, 2023
There hoes another rare exotic bird.

Nigerians will kill and eat any animal or bird sha.

Is it hunger or ignorance ?

I don't even blame them, if they capture the bird alive, what would they do with it, take it to some government agency where the officials may sell it to the highest bidder or use it for pepper soup themselves ?
Politics › Re: Presidential Polls: Timi Frank Advises Tribunal Justices Against Technicalities by Myself2(m): 5:21am On May 09, 2023
They don't need his advise, that's why they are the justices and he is not.

How preposterous. Just like a passenger ( who is maybe shoe maker) on an airplane teying to go to the cockpit to advise the pilots on how to fly the aircraft
Politics › Re: APC Slams Wike Over Tinubu’s Visit To Rivers by Myself2(m): 5:45pm On May 07, 2023
Image123:
The fact remains that Wike and Abe have outplayed Ameachi in the next 8years Rivers scheme of things, both federal and state level. They'll have more say. This looked impossible just one year ago. Ameachi played sore loser and Wike of all people, was allowed to take advantage. Wike was going into irrelevance just 4months ago.
You have made one grave mistake, you have completely overlooked the governor-elect, who will soon become the most powerful force in the state. From the history of how new governors quickly break away from the shadows of their predecessors, the governor-elect is the one that will hold sway in the state
Romance › Re: Man Rejoices As Bank Reverses N2,500 He Sent To Lady Who Didn’t Appreciate It by Myself2(m): 6:36pm On May 06, 2023
blaquemyc:
Good for him. The girl will be crying herself to sleep tonight. Urgent 2k otilo
You guys are very funny.
It appears the guy needed the money more than the girl
Politics › Re: Boycott Tinubu’s Inauguration, Baba-ahmed Begs Buhari, CJN by Myself2(m): 4:19am On May 06, 2023
muykem:
Frustration, regret, disappointment, anger, annoyance, vexation, bitterness, exasperation have become Obidients order of the day since after this election. I have never seen or imagined people so disillusioned .This is the first time ever, we are seeing candidate claiming of winning election without project his own results. You said there was rigging in Lagos, Rivers and Akwa Ibom. Remove all APC results in those states and added it with Peter Obi votes, he still fail.
Thank God Nigeria did not make the mistake of electing Peter Obi, now we are seeing the type of character that would have been vice president. This guy added no value whatsoever to Peter Obi before and during the election, now after the election, he is doing more damage to PO
Politics › Re: Oshiomhole, Gbajabiamila, Wike, And Ayiri Share Light-Hearted Moments (Video) by Myself2(m): 12:13am On May 04, 2023
oikirodah:
Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah reports live from Port Harcourt.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/whose-your-guy-oshiomhole-gbajabiamila-wike-and-ayiri-share-light-hearted-moments-at-government-house-video/b

Source iReporteronline.
Who's your guy ?....not
Whose your guy ?
Crime › Re: Angry Woman Stabs Her Pregnant Co-Wife To Death In Lagos by Myself2(m): 2:54pm On May 03, 2023
EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1444164/angry-woman-stabs-pregnant-co-wife-death-lagos/
Wow , see the knife and the blood of the deceased on the tiled floor huh? @OP, any reason why younposted the picture of spilled blood and knife that is totally unrelated to the story ?
Travel › Re: Strike: Lagos Airport Shut Down By NLC, TUC; Air Passengers Stranded by Myself2(m): 2:50pm On May 03, 2023
Again shocked shocked shocked.??
Na wa oooo, what even is their grouse?
Politics › Re: APC Slams Wike Over Tinubu’s Visit To Rivers by Myself2(m): 11:18am On May 03, 2023
Wike the grand hypocrite, doing everything possible, including the outrightly ridiculous, to curry the favour of Tinubu. Wike does not realise that Tinubu is 100 times smarter than his sorry arse will ever be,and must have been thoroughly briefed about the unstable and erratic personality of Nyesom Wike and his toxic penchant to fight tomorrow people he was chummy with today
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wants To Leave Al-nassr - Reports by Myself2(m): 11:12am On May 03, 2023
Ihateheadslamer:
tongue

Cristiano Ronaldo is high time you hang boots tongue
Yhat English is wrong
Politics › Re: Obaseki To Commission N1bn ‘Sen. Daisy Danjuma Hostel’ At UNIBEN Today (Photos) by Myself2(m): 5:14pm On Apr 29, 2023
Topic says 1 billion naira, I came here to see the project that cost a whopping 1 billion naira, I still dey find am,,,only for me to see a Uniben official saying it's 500 million naira.
Why do we keep inflating figures like this ? Did they collect 500 million or 1 billion from her only to deliver those hosgel blocks ?
Jer gesture is highly commendable, but those inflating the figures are somewhat dampening the effort
Crime › Re: Court Convicts False Emergency Caller, Uzuokwu Solomon, In Lagos by Myself2(m): 7:58pm On Apr 28, 2023
iykepromotions:
Some of these their pranks are so expensive. Should be discouraged.
Was that a prank or the guy was sick upstairs.

Please no one should excuse foolishness, madness or criminality under the guise of prank
Politics › Re: 'All Known PDP & APC Members Are Not Welcome In LP” - Billboard by Myself2(m): 7:53pm On Apr 28, 2023
potent5:
To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

All the political jobbers and thieves should stay away and steer clear.
Are they not in labour party as well ? You will be kidding yourself if you think there is one pokitical party in Nigeria made up of saints.
I always laugh whenever I see that schemer called Kenneth Okonkwo on TV trying to pontificate as if he is not just the same as every other Nigerian politician out there, the bloody opportunist, former PDP and former APC member, trying to reap from the mass appeal of Peter Obi, shiorr
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Civilian Presidents Of Nigeria In Military Uniforms by Myself2(m): 10:13am On Apr 28, 2023
chicoMX:
Ernest Shonekan.

Them probably overthrown am before them take him measurements.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Obi Vs Tinubu: Resolve Petitions Before May 29 – Afenifere Urges Tribunal by Myself2(m): 10:10am On Apr 28, 2023
Why must that be done ? Was there a slim margin of victory of Tinubu over Obi ? Why the emphasis on Obi's case, when he did nkt even come second ? Tinubu is president elect, he will be sworn in on may 29, the cases in court can continue pari passu. That has been the practice
Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Army Parade In Military Uniform (Photos) by Myself2(m): 2:01pm On Apr 27, 2023
See how he looks out of sorts in the military uniform.

Na GEJ army uniform fit pass Bubu abeg
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Our So-called Men Of God Failed In Their Prophesies - Keyamo by Myself2(m): 1:28am On Apr 27, 2023
Loud mouth Keyamo with diarrhoea of the mouth will do well to name his so called men of.god amd the specific prophecy they made that failed
Keyamo,.like most other political jobbers , are inly just trying to make so much noise so that Tinubu may reward them with juicy positions or some other political patronage,this is why Wike has also invited him to come and.commision projects in Rivers state.
Wike that I know, will always tomorrow fight against those he dined with today, I think that repugnant trait of his is well noted in the camp of Tinubu

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