₦airaland Forum

More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage.

Gbemipedia:
Looks like this platform isn't welcoming. Nobody is welcoming, afterall. MysteriousAnn, thanks for your concern. Bye

RiP dear, safe trip!

I trust Nigerians, they'll find a way around it.

zionmade:
Otobo son. Must u come and pour ur frustration here?
Tears or no tears ur entire lineage from ur greatest grandest parents to ur greatest grandest children can never produce such a great man.

Aha! You're one heck of a pathetic being. What do you want me to do, brag about my daily income or how many properties my dad have? Great men are not judged by wealth but by how they've lived.

Eberex:
Yeah right, and i guess he is in Sambisa forest where no one exist to share his pain with? Nairaland is now the best way? No family members? no friends? no siblings? no relatives? Give me a break jare.

Attention seeking thread.

If Attention is what it takes to prevent suicide, then why not give him?

Gbemipedia:
Nothing seems to work out for me. No happiness, no joy...I just feel like I'm useless. What am I to prove? My uselessness? Life is NOT fair. Sincerely, the only thing holding me back is a doctor's prescription. Would have just gotten some drug overdose.

No family or friends?

Eberex:
So you joined Nairaland yesterday just to create this thread.

Can we have a photograph of you first of all

Hey Uncle Einstein, he most likely created this account to share his pain. Please STFU if you don't have anything encouraging to say. Suicide is not something you should joke about. A soul is invaluable and can never be replaced.

Could be tears of joy. Just thinking about how much he will gain from this bring tears to his eyes. LOL. On a serious note, these Pastors are human too and they can shed crocodile tears just like we do.

What is done is done, you shouldn't cry over spilled me. Being a Akpari is not the end of the world. Don't be shocked if Wale Adenuga invites you to replace Papa Ajasco!

Gbemipedia:
Hello y'all, please I urgently NEED a therapist - a psychology therapist. I'm overly depressed right now, and I'm fighting suicidal thoughts, and this is no joke. I live each day in despair of the next. Please, I need someone to talk to. HELP ME PLEASE.

Firstly, I'll need to know why you're depressed. Secondly, you think committing suicide is easy? Better brush away the disappointment and prove to others there's a reason behind your existence.

Towncrier007:
Please who can answer the riddle?

What is the thing that boys do daily and girls
once in her life time ?

Boys make sperm daily while girls make eggs once in their lifetime.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20150422215606AA9V8ph

Op you're confused? You wrote CNN, but I'm seeing BBC in the picture.

Statsocial:
The list is not by State of Residency but by Origin and I'm sure indigenous Lagosians are not more than Kano indigenes.

Oh! No wonder. Don't compare Lagos to Kano, The Centre Of Fertility.

firstking01:
Some people are born motivationist, counsellor, and experts in relationship matters...so, do you expect these sets of people to bring their relationship issues online?, the obvious answer is NO cos at every interval of their lives they know the precautions to take and how to handle relationship issues in their lives...such persons hardly get lost on what decissions to take when ever they find themselves in disarrays in their relationship....and ofcourse you know everybody was not born to be like those set of people which is why i cannot bring my relationship issues online cos i 've never fallen bereft on how to handle my gf each time she messed up ....



And more over, one of the reasons why sites and platforms like this was created is for people to get help in all ramifications of their lives including facebook, twitter, whatsapp and what have you....


Have a good day dear.

LOL, you can sweet mouth words. Most of the relationship issues brought to online platforms don't get solved even after comments upon comments. BTW, 75% of the advice given would be 'wrong advice'.

firstking01:
Smh, this your statement is secluded and myopic...i can bet my whole lucrative life you 've conciously given someone advice here before

Brother, why the lie!? Was it a Relationship advice? Then, it's not me. Why don't you bring your relationship issues to the net if you're in support of such?

Bottom line if you're infertile you should turn yourself into a slut? Iranu post.

Wait a sec! You mean to tell me that there are more jamb applicants in Kano than in Lagos? Shior.

firstking01:
Ok, all you 've said are true but people would still seek advice online which is not bad.

Why would anyone in his right sense seek advise from someone you don't know and probably won't meet till you die? In fact, most give advises they themselves can't take. It's more reasonable to engage such discussions with people mutually close to you.

They're both wearing the same necklace. Celebrities should stop taking their private life to the public. Can't y'all learn from Bey and Jay Z?

The person who took the picture would have most likely seen and told him about the snake. Taking pictures in the wild is very risky.

Free early morning meat. Even MFM fire die fire, won't stop them from roasting it.

Since you stay around Iyana Ipaja, enter a bus going to Iyana Iba. When you drop, enter a bus going to Okoafon tell them to drop you at Magbon b/stp. The institute is on the express, very easy to locate.

Kim Kardashian's curve is still bigger than Beyoncé baby bump. Bey Slaying pictures even during pregnancy

9jayes:
Photoshoped

Real or Fake, I find this very inspiring. You being negative about the boy means either you're a sadist or you're just plain Irritating. Stop hating, OneLove!

eezeribe:
What do you expect when Animals are trained to carry Arms in a lawless country.

I think it's okay for soldier to beat police, they're both animals under different clothing. I'd love to see the video of the fight.

eezeribe:
Hypocrites everywhere.They condemn Homosexuals but engage in Rape,masturbation,fornication,Adultery,child marriage,etc.

Two wrongs cannot make a right, being gay is immoral in Nigeria. God created Adam and eve not Adam and Steve!

Argh! Someone should paste the Unilorin aspirants WhatsApp group link.

PMB is just a figurehead, Osinbajo is the work and brain. LOL, just joking..

I hope it's not the baby bump that led to the wedding? HML, Long Live Facebook Love!

He deserves to be beaten, castrated and then hung. RIP to the poor woman.