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My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ijustdey: 5:35pm On May 10, 2017
CYRIACUS IZUEKWE


A mother of two has expressed her frustration over her marriage and complained that her husband’s penis is too small to satisfy her sexual desire.

Thus, she went and reported her husband to their pastor seeking the pastor’s advice on what to do to be happy in the marriage.

The incident happened at a popular church (name withheld) in Ikotun where the couple worship together.

P.M.EXPRESS gathered that the wife simply identified as Caroline married her husband, Chidi some years ago and the marriage has produced two kids.

Our correspondent who was present when the matter was being resolved at the church, gathered that the couple met at the church and started courtship before they eventually consummated the relationship with marriage.

Meanwhile through out the courtship, the couple did not enter into any sexual contact except when they meet in the church for service.

According Caroline, the church forbid any member who wanted to marry to have any contact before the marriage.

She narrated that she lived in her brother’s house until after their wedding before she moved to her husband’s house.

She said it was during the honey moon that she discovered that her husband’s penis was too small, though he is not impotent.

“When my husband penetrates me, I do not feel anything because of the size of his penis,” the woman lamented.

She said she has been bearing the trauma since she married and was at a loss on what to do before she went to their pastor and reported her predicament.

In response, her husband said she has being complaining that his penis was too small and he has been trying his best to satisfy her but she kept on complaining and he did not know what to do.

The pastor while address the couple told them that marriage was for better and for worse and since the wife has found her self in that situation, she has to sacrifice and bear the cross since he has accepted to marry Chidi.

She went home dejected while the couple still live together.


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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Franzinni: 5:35pm On May 10, 2017
gerrout!!!!!!

Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe...

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Nobody: 5:41pm On May 10, 2017
Franzinni:
gerrout!!!!!!

Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe...

Pacific or Atlantic

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by viyon02: 5:50pm On May 10, 2017
She can help her husband medically if she has the money though expensive.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by amuijiji: 5:55pm On May 10, 2017
viyon02:
She can help her husband medically if she has the money though expensive.

Re u suggesting surgery

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Readwarn(m): 5:57pm On May 10, 2017
Buy Love Machine

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Readwarn(m): 6:01pm On May 10, 2017
Tell him not us..
or better still buy Love Machine. undecided

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by MysteriousAnn(f): 6:06pm On May 10, 2017
More reason why we need to sample our opposite sex in the other room before marriage. embarassed

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by MysteriousAnn(f): 6:08pm On May 10, 2017
Readwarn:
Tell him not us...


or better still buy Love Machine. undecided

Love machine does not have tongue or warm hands nor can it whisper sweet words while in action. lipsrsealed

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Chubhie: 6:36pm On May 10, 2017
The next logical question:How small is too small? verifiable numbers?

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by qualityovenbake(m): 6:47pm On May 10, 2017
The old adage is true, it’s not what size you have, it’s how you use it.

They both have to figure out the best sex positions and techniques that can help ensure both have more pleasure.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by xynerise(m): 7:42pm On May 10, 2017
You no see am before you say "I do"?

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by dangotesmummy: 7:56pm On May 10, 2017
Shebi they sell penis enlargement cream everywhere. Buy it na

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by megareal: 9:37pm On May 10, 2017
Chubhie:
The next logical question:How small is too small? verifiable numbers?

Good question. Me sef wan know but in description. grin. Is it as tiny as an earthworm or as small as a pinky finger?

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by pocohantas(f): 9:58pm On May 10, 2017
Franzinni:
gerrout!!!!!!

Just say your ocean is too wide for his canoe...

Yeah right! It has to be the woman's fault.

The woman sef funny o, na now she remember to complain?

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ekems2017(f): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017
Madam go meet horse you go enjoy that one well well

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017
Big problem.. Hw sure the two child is for his husband na wa ooo

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Exponental(m): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017
From experience, what size range can satisfy you madam

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by seunny4lif(m): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017
grin grin

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by TinaAnita(f): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017
Did she just realize that dude's cassava is too small?

Chai. This woman could not even cover up for her husband? How could she expose the size of her husband's cassava before a pastor? Now I'm beginning to wonder if she has already started receiving big cassava somewhere ? Okay what does she want the poor man to do now? Is it a crime for a man to have it small? This is how some women frustrate their husbands. silly woman

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by OKorowanta: 10:22pm On May 10, 2017
Wahala alias Kpalava shocked

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Akinwale14(m): 10:22pm On May 10, 2017
Listening to Olamide-Zero joy.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by Rilwan20(m): 10:23pm On May 10, 2017
Ikotun and bullshit ehn
Just like Ying and yang.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by DIKEnaWAR: 10:23pm On May 10, 2017
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed embarassed embarassed

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by fineboynl: 10:23pm On May 10, 2017
..too small or you have big punna. go and buy cucumber


Variations in Vagina Sizes
Vaginas vary in sizes just like joysticks do, although less extreme. Here also we can see a correlation between vagina depth and vagina width, meaning the deeper vaginas usually dilate more than the shorter ones.
Compare the following tables (estimated values):

Due to childbirth , there are many women with large and x-large vagina sizes. It is one of the reasons some men will start to look elsewhere after a woman has given birth since they become intimidated by the extra space .

Women are recommended however to get their vaginas fit and in shape again. There are exercises that will help them to achieve this (kegels etc.) but that is beyond the scope of this document. (In fact, a vaginal fitness program should be started way
before childbirth, so tearing is kept to a minimum.) One thing that is NOT recommended as a remedy is surgical "vaginal tightening".

Often it will make the vagina lose most of its elasticity and sensitivity. Don't do it unless in extreme cases.

What is your partner's vagina size?
I can hear you guys thinking: "Gee, I wonder how big my girlfriend's vagina is?" Let us say you have a six-inch long penis at full erection. Maybe you think your girl is also six inches deep because when you penetrate her fully you touch the end of the vagina. Keep in mind however that her previous lover with eight inches also touched the end of the vagina when he penetrated her. It means that he simply stretched the tissue two inches further.

So what is the maximum length of her vagina? Difficult to say. You would have to insert a long enough object so that you could measure the part that can't be inserted. Maybe you don't want to go that far but you still wonder how many inches of penis length your partner can take. Just count on it that the average woman can handle joysticks 9 inches long and 2 ½ inches wide (8 inches around). True size queens can often take up to 12 inches long and 3 inches wide!

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by ionsman: 10:24pm On May 10, 2017
She dey find python... grin

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by OVA200(m): 10:24pm On May 10, 2017
I don't support sex between boyfriend and girlfriend stuff but when agreed to get marry do this thing once or twice before you knot the tie.

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Re: My Husband joystick Is Too Small To Satisfy Me by BUSHHUNTER: 10:24pm On May 10, 2017
Caroline Y you marry Chidi?






Officially our brodas from Southeast get small joystick grin



Go try my brodas from WEST!

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