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Ipledge:
Bro please don't ask her again if she don gree or not...just start treating her like ur gf,if she no play aling,come castrate me

e-castrate abi

Story for d small gods

Na oga sEuN send am message nd not mi , so nt my bizNe Ss

watchthisposter:
Is dah oracle a member of PDP? lol...

oracle don follow collect him own share bribe

I no dey pass my boundry, she's playin wit upcomin fire

ALAYORMII:
You gbiyanju

pls wat's gbiyanju

log1:
That's really nice.. More of that

cc: mytime24

tnx

edozie04:
lols, u try, welldone

tnx

Zohan:
Yep, cos that's her selling point. She wouldn't have gotten this type of recognition if she didnt have hypertrichosis

kk, mayb sellin point 4kenya guyz, cuz i trust my naija dudes,dem no go like their friends c dem wit dis kind man lady

A lagos bus driver found himself at the gates of Heaven. The 'guard' on duty looked him up in the Big Book listing his life history. Upon reading the entry for the bus driver, the guard invited him to proceed to the highest level of Heaven with the greatest rewards. A naija pastor was next in line behind the bus driver and he had been watching with interest all that had taken place. He announced himself to the guard who checked the pastor's entry in the Big Book. The guard frowned then told the pastor, "Okay, we'll let you in but your place is at the lowest level of Heaven." The pastor astonished protested, "But I'm a man of religion, surely I deserve a higher place in Heaven compared to a bus driver." The guard responded coolly, "Here we are interested in results. When you preached, people slept. When the bus driver drove his bus, people prayed.

2. Students' eyes when teacher says tomorrow will be exam.

Jus passin wit my own agbada

kk

Nt my bIzNEs$

Bt i also "Like" sme guyz dp too ,wen i checkd on any

Kk

grocery:
you need fasting and prayers

40 days dry fastin, no food no water

firstEVA:
hahahaha, i think a man's fart smells worse.

seconded

Op, Any lady/girl u nver slept wit is a virgin period

I wnt marriage ring

Fotoshopfotoluv

And she even dey flaunt am sef

Black beAuty

Cutehector4u:
ha ha. Let me just contribute some laff to dat. Selling point means ur most attractive feature dat markets u out.

kk, bt i no dey sell market nw

fattybombom:
Not after Funke's threat of suing her.

so datz y she nd seun fall apart

sucreblazing:
Na mind am jare maybe hin number end for zero

tnx, no wonder

derrick333:
Hmmm deris Godu ooo

hmmmmm, my hand no dey ooooh