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softapples:
yeah we all did, and u?

very well

kinglekan:

Tahhh!!

Allow ur booty mesmerise me instead.

u wish

Cutehector:
lol shey u see.... Leme show u smth...



This goes out to a very special lady...



Spending Time with you in nairaland is the best ever

My Darling,

Every moment I spend with you here in nairaland is priceless and awesome, your words make me smile evryday and I just can't get enough. I look at your pretty face in ur dp everyday, ur smiles are like ice, they chill the soul and I wonder about how I could have possibly been so lucky as to have you as a friend in nairaland. Being with you always makes me smile, even in my bad times.

This letter is my inner voice to let you know how much I love you and want to meet with you in person. Love makes you feel out of the world. Beyond the feelings, my inner conscious says, you are special and I want to be with you

No woman has ever made me feel the way you do and it is in all the simple things that you do, the lively threads you create, your comforting words to those who need help and more importantly, the way you write.. This is all whr the magic lies. You have so effortlessly become the center of my world that I know that I would be so lost without you. Just love me and leave me never, I want to grow old with you my love.

Will you be mine?

Love you always.



From Hector, with love.

nice but doesn't count.....
Let me analyse it all.
You don't have to love aa girl to woo her! A fondness is enough! Love grows, d dp may not even be her so wat ever love u profess is based on assumption. It's ok to love her because you sense maturity in her words & homeliness in her post but falling in love with a pic is a no! Following her post every day is stalking u may be obsessed not in love.


Peace out

kinglekan:


Getting cold fEet already huh?

not @ all but I wud rather leave u imaging and allow my silence mesmerise you while you try to phantom it all

softapples:
lol funny lady, gud morning anyways

good morning hope u r well rested

wordbank:
Hehe, e sweet me no b small. Chinko man use 99 iPhone 6 yet the geh fucck am up, German guy use ferrari n d geh bone am. Indian mugu hire cruise abi na hin own n d geh yeye am come remain d love letter wey ur guy compose hehe...
No be hia I dey?
I dey yaff

I follow u laff the laff cos ur laff is making my laff to laffing

tosyne2much:
Chaiiii You are wicked

no I am not

softapples:
hmmm i will like to taste it if its hot as u said.

still passing

kinglekan:

Wah if I want to?

i'll still pass

softapples:
i go think am, wats ogbono fele fele?

very hawt

Cutehector:
Adeh39 is still thinkn abt it... Is ur brain 12kb?

eagerly waiting to see what you come up with

kinglekan:

Like seriously

You must be hotter than Meagan Good.

lol! U don't wanna test me

softapples:
hmmm u carry juju 4 mouth?

no think am! Ogbono fele fele

wordbank:
Akuko! Story!

e pain you?

tosyne2much:
But you know there are no perfect ways to woo a lady


Sometimes you do it in an awkward manner and the lady may fall; sometimes you do it expertly and the lady may reject you


Or what do you think?

true but pigin? Well takes a very patient girl to listen. Personally once he opens d mouth & the 1st sentence drops I walk away & trust me that's my final ans

bqlekan:
[size=5pt]I tried keeping it real and simple.. This came directly from my heart [/size]

"Sori for ur loss dear..u and ur family needs to be very prayerful..I pray God wil help u overcome it..same happened 2me wen i..........."

↑That was HER first post on Nairaland, in those few words, I see kindness, I see love, I see pity, I see care, and most importantly, I see a strong lady who harnessed her weakness into strength.
I don't want to show [color=#990000]KEL why I should be chosen, I only want to show HER why and how I fell for HER.
I use to think a blend of beauty and brains cannot be inherent In one human, KEL'S 3000+ post on Nairaland proved me wrong. going through those posts, I had this feeling of sweetness in me. Mons Olympus can't explain the height at which I was taken. Right away, I knew my purpose in life was not just to live and leave. I knew I had to Live, Love and Leave. I just found my missing 'L' ink. KEL is the answer.
I didn't just find a lady, I found a unique and oustanding human, someone whose sense of reasoning is overwhelming. I found a lady who never takes pride in HER distinct qualities.
It is the beauty of a flower that attracts the butterfly, the wisdom in KEL'S words attracts me to HER. My heart, mind and soul craves for the flawless KEL.
Of all the stars in the universe, the brightest of them all is located 12 million light years away from us, KEL'S serene nature, and loving heart distinguish HER by 12 million light years from other ladies.
When the 'Higg's Boson' was discovered, I thought it will be the most precious thing ever, I thought nothing would ever surpass it, I was wrong. KEL'S maturity, Intelligence, dignity, beauty and decency surpasses the so called precious 'God's particle'. In KEL, I found a human far more precious than Science. I found a human whose uniqueness surpasses that of a graphene. I found love, I found all I've ever craved for in a lady.
KEL's imperfections are what qualifies HER as a perfect human. This, I'm willing to live with for the entire rest of my life.
Some men ask for jewels, some ask for models, some want angels. I want none of these, just give me a 'KEL' [/color]
[size=14pt] I LOVE YOU KEL[/size]
It took me 12 million light years to compose this.. I HOPE IT GETS TO MY STAR
Hey MHIZKEL, I want to meet MUM

cc . dygeasy MHizkel

wow! Love how natural this came. Not trying to impress but just matching words with reality. That intro though...... nice! That's what I am talking about

kinglekan:



Well I didn't want you to be responsible for the passing on of a cool broda with you debilitating
comment.

Ladies own comes up right after this one. So are you going to be wooing me?

wow! Can't believe I just found dis thread. Time to buy a permanent space trust me if I woo u, u'll coming looking 4 me &. Cuz I don't want u breaking the heart of any i'll pass

tosyne2much:
Oooooopsss !!!


You are wicked

it takes one to feel another

kinglekan:

Take it easy naaa! Habaaa

lol! Guy chill! You already got the babe it's cool wen a guy comes up wit a stiff competition btw wen do the girls get to woo the guys?

klepto2015:
To SASSYBAE,



Come babe, you no even reason am?
Why I dey ask you those stupid questions the other day?
I asked you if you fit swim.
If you stay in a storey building or attend redeem?
Whether you've been to an airport or been to portharcourt.

I sat down all day trying to think of more but then I am just being stupid I no know why I dey fall.
Baby tell me wetin dey make me fall sef?
I don dey craze I no know wetin to talk sef?
You know I've always imagined talking to you but the liver no just gree me face you cos for fear say I go just be like every other guy wey you don wash.

But now even if you wash me, I go still dey proud cos all these other guys wey just dey look dey wait make you wash me, I pass them.
Secretly dem dey die for your body but dem no born them.make dem come meet you. Your body is to kill for, con die for am join.
Each time I look at you, I just wonder how many years God use create you.
I sure say e tey pass when he talk say "Let there be light." When he talk let there be light sef, na because of you. He wan use the light see wetin he don do ni. He use the light admire you.

I don reason so many things, my classy sassy chick.
Only you fit complement my existence. I don waka around this obodo Nairaland.
I no just see anyone wey make sense pass you, Mba! Dem no reach.
So right now nothing fit make me dey happy pass make you just gree say you go be my own.
As in to follow me go house. I don prepare every wonderful thing wey go make you happy.
I go do everything wey dey possible to make sure say you go be the happiest woman for this world. Just anything wey you want na hin I go do.

Bae, please just say yes to me make we enjoy life together. Come and be my 'lolo'. Make we gather prove to these guys wey dey here say true love dey very possible anywhere.

Na my own humble and sincere submission be this o. My love for you na Cat and Rat. If you tell me No here, I go still chase enter anywhere. Even if na Ads section you start to dey frequent or Pets section. I go follow you.


Klepto2015

Cutehector:
what d fvck is this? if I be babe I go tear u slap

if as a guy u feel dis way imagine how a lady wud really feel. Reading alone I could only imagine...... that's a NO! NO! Even if I had a crush the weight of the world for a guy if he opens his mouth like dis, he's going to regret for having crush on him sef

Right on time

Making a big deal out of it just goes to show a high level of immaturity. Smile @ d friend while u gallantly sit @ d back. Who has back sit ever changed their feelings??

If he's no longer interested even a 100 tankers of gasoline can't rekindle nothing. I know how difficult it may be but your best bet is giving him space no matter how difficult it may be. Use that time in building yourself and gaining your own emotional independence. Just a case of a guy messing with you because he knows you are really into him. You just need to show him your world can revolve around anyone you choose

In one word be a virtuous woman



















But that doesn't mean u'll have the best from the man. No matter how much u train a goat grass is always it's first food choice

Adeshizzy:
..okay thanks.. from Ojuelegba..which of the bus should I enter.. is it ketu/ojota /palm groove ni.. I'm a bit confused

yes

luqraj:
2pm

same here

Adeshizzy:
..yep..its unilorin

wat day & time?

Biochemistry past questions please

luqraj:
Can I take oshodi from iyana ipaja to get to jkk house otherwise I need your help. I'm having unilorin putme on Tuesday there

yes u can. When u get to oshodi, take a bus going to ojuelegba. Stop. @ mutual benefit. Wat time is ur exam?

Adeshizzy:
.how can I navigate my way to
JKK house in ilupeju from Ojuelegba
Lagos..I have an exam there next week....its urgent please

from ojueleba just take a bus going towards maryland & tell the conductor mutual benefit....
Guessing its unilorin pume... Wat day r u writing?

ayokunlei:
Doctor waa, na beta by Far newest I mean na

noted

missbronze:
I am telling u dear.

The same way they say a gal is nt a wife material.

Is also the same way some of them are nt husband material.

them never see anything