₦airaland Forum

thejobhunter007:
Well, really I don't know where to start from. Never thought I would ever attempt to post a thing on nairaland even back in the mid 2000s when osewa's nairaland was a really big deal. Its just crazy man, I am in my room in some obscure part of Lagos and slowly going crazy. Finished service some 9 months now and it feels like a century. I don't know how much longer I can take being unemployed. Now let me tell you a thing or two about myself, that's if you care. I studied at the coolest federal school in the country, yeah right the one close to a lagoon. I was actually kind of like a big deal in school, at least in my faculty, dated a couple of very sexy big booty girls, rolled with the cool crowd, even formed a band and performed a few times at the female hostels hall weeks. You know life couldn't have been better. Spent most of my time in school smoking marijuana a lot and drinking a lot of vodka and red label (yeah back when we used to buy it at Rehab for 40k) chatting with girls and the whole nine yards. I am about 6ft, pretty face and nice shoulders (well, now I am fat 85kg). Final year came and I miraculously left school with a 2:2, well the tragedy is that I could have easily left school with a 2:1 or first class. Now that's not all. I am from a lower middle class family or will I say poor peoples rich man family. My father is the richest man in his family, our relations are all leeches. So basically when I left school and after service, my cool friends all went off to the u.k for masters, the serious ones made 2:1s and are all now employed. But poor me, I haven't got a job. My parents are already giving me the attitude. So that's how I started coming here, looking at the job page, I would see people talk about getting a test or interview invite and I just want to lash out. How come these guys never call me. I apply to mtn banks oil companies and all. And these guys never call me. Once in a while I get invites from job scammers. I can't even go on facebook or twitter anymore. I hear of my coursemates working in this or that company and I feel like a loser. So right now I am thinking, what do I do? Do I go and study something on I.t or maybe start a small business? I am lost. My cool girlfriends are all gone. I can't barely afford to pay for a simple date. Anyways the moral of this story is that I am hoping that some pretty girl reads this and thinks I have a good sense of humor and then chats me up and we can get to exchange numbers. Yours truly

for ur sake I hope one reads it soon.

temi4fash:
Happy new year people...... whats happening here... me just dai dull or bored for here.

. Wetin mk u ddey dull?

adewumiopeyemi:
@obynoand signa hw u na deyb and hw work

the jumia man where have u been?

signor11:
Mxflexydeeva
Abeg naaa
Obyno10ten am sowie

You guys should spare me
I'd kip up now

I have met you guys and I won't unmeet you. Let's keep the chat lively and thread on high speed hencefort

waiting for that

LewisO:
For us to be a chum!

y do u want us to be a chum?

Thinkr:
E dey pain me small small sha. I don dey warn her seriously. Chat in full or I delete u na so. Eeeerm concerning other guys that none of my business tho

lol

LewisO:
Are u ready for me or not?

ready for u on wat?

Tick tock

Day 14....... saying a very good morning to every1,names too numerous to mention. Still visit once in a whille

jeansandheels:

cry me a river

jeansandheels:
Why na?
Even if u vex, I can still beg u
Buh just don't tamper wif ma jollof

jollof wen I wan pour water so..... u never see anything

Day 11: learnt something today......when you truly. love there are no limits

2kris:
then what are u sugesting

keep ur cool.... go with d flow but. don't. Get desperate. If it's chocking walk away.

jeansandheels:
Thanks hon

am still vexing 4 u

2kris:
u want me to give up on my mama

no oooooo! How can i

2kris:
haba unknown without givin me a trial

once beaten twice shy

blackmercyvelli:
Nice talking

u too

2kris:
she is just afraid.she dnt want to be heart broken

yea..... fear of the unknown

2kris:
exactly that was wat first came to me the first time i discoverd she was in love with me......dr love

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

iamord:
lol you seem to be an interesting personality, will like to keep in touch

i am honoured

2kris:
hmmm i must confess i have learned enough from u diz two days.permit me to tag u dr love

hahahahahahhaahahhahahahah

1stola:
do I need to do that?
it's simply ego.

nah...... its the way girls r wired

1stola:
yea ua right. but, too much of everything is bad and girls tend to have too fun until they realise that they are getting old, then they will start being desperate and be wishing for one fresh boy to ask their hand in Marriage.
You believe girls should be chased abi.
At 19 to 25, that believe holds.
When she becomes 29, it will be another story.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

1stola:
Most girls rate sex too high
you are dating a girl whom you've been spending on over a year. she doesn't really contribute anything in the relationship. the only thing she offers is her pvssy and she sees it has the greatest gift she can ever give the guy.
Isn't relationship suppose to be mutual?

on issues like this i think its best left to the two people involved. the way the guys feel its a man's world is the same way the ladies feel they should be chased. the mentality of blacks especially Nigerians is such that leaves us all in a position that has deprived us of certain exposure.

SwagForce1:
Its okay, my dear. I do look forward to chatting we on more interesting stuff if you don't mind.

anytime......

scarr:
if only u can say uve never called a guy worse things, and im sure at that point u never tot about your brothers and dad...but its ok cos when it comes to things like this u girls like behaving like d weaker and exploited sex but under different circumstance ull now start claiming for gender equality.

btw im single why do u care
ps: i wasnt refering to all females just the ones that needed to be called such

now this is why i took ur statement up.......u generalised without exemption

iamord:
same here I should call u a relationship expert lol.. Trisha goddàrd- naija style

hahahhahahhahaahahah

SwagForce1:
It could be just to share your thoughts and interests from time to time, not necessarily gossip.

hhmmmmmmmm! Don't think I am ready for that.

1stola:
and i know that ofcoz.
you girls should just stop being too full of urselfs..

define "full of urselfs"

2kris:
sweery dey babe still visits me hug me hangout with me and stuffs

afraid of commitment

iamord:
lol! Good evening! How hàs ur day been?

good morning

2kris:
so were can we klasify dis kind of ladies are they.immature,being childish or afraid

i'll go with afraid. I think if u get to know her u'lll find out she's probably been hurt or deceived in d past.