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Isaacmacdon:
Seriously..for my guys in d house... just be urself....no faking...google up ways to chat up a girl.... it helps.... n moreso build on Ur outside.... d internet z anoda world entirely.... d real world z d most essential.... improve Ur vocabularies... girls in general fall for different tins.... it cud be Ur smile,physique,courage,intellectual ability,love for charity,how romantic u could be,sense of humour nd everything...... D secret is just being urself!!

it's that simple

DopeAngel:
please if you dont mind i'd like to chat with you privately so you can give me more orientation about this. I seriously need it

okay

blakky97:
it doesn't argue for smartness on their part. not every body chatting with them is trying to get into their pants. infact, many a times, I realise that the k k k yes no hi bye y you type of ladies actually dont know how to make correct grammatical expressions and they are only sheltering behind the solid walls of abbreviations and short hand. who cares anyway?

you really shouldn't care how d person is writing so long as you can understand what the person is saying. Isn't that communication

Nicepoker:
Op must be a victim.

victim of?

Melahou:
Different stroke for different folks...
Not applicable to all Infact 35% correct

right from the beginning of time..... all fingers are not equal

LewisO:
Nice meeting u!

pleasure is all mine

EmmGee:
e.g

yes - y
no - n
okay - k
fine - 5n

and so many more i cant remember
sometimes i wonder whether they cant really spell

NO OFFENSE GIRLS

is it really dat bad?

1stola:
RUBBISH!
SEE ARROGANCE IN GIRL'S REPLY,
THE NONSENSE ALLOWED COZ SHE'S A GIRL RIGHT?
IF ANY BÍTCH REPLY ME LIKE THAT, I WILL JUST TELL HER TO GO TO HELL!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

hadura29:
girls don't even type complete words anymore when they chat... I dey wonder, is it too much nollywood or them no sabi spell again ni.............God abeg oooooo..

hmmmmmmmmm!

LewisO:
op that's true! The way u approach a girl online during conversations determines how well u guys can go. Cut it short, a guy should always determine how ready he his to make the polite approach, because u don't know what kinda mood she is at that moment and if u type-flopped she might end up taking u for granted, and that is the end of it.

so so true

EmmGee:
thanks Mzflexydeeva really helpful

u r most welcome

Etinosajay:
I have to disagree with you completely on most of what you've opined.

The only thing a girl wants to know or hear when you chat her up for the first time is how did you get my number or PIN, what do you want? (even when they know what you want, abi no be them put their number or PIN follow all social site?) Show me your pic (are you handsome than Ramsey nouah? Or more like can I flaunt u @ my friends or other toasters), are you working? (more like can u be my ATM, if possible)

In a nut shell, most girls are confused beings

They only talk when they are in the mood to

wats so rong in asking where u got the pin or number? One fact is dat also determines wat attitude u get

kaboninc:
Hey Flexy. How are you?

amm okaay and u?

Blackeard:
yh we ask u ladies questions, but they're not jamb or waec or any external exam question (I mean who does that). We ask u questions that require replies. Not one letter replies. Imagine I once asked a girl who told me she was studying psychology in a university "so psychology huh? What's it about?" Her reply...wait for it...."Its kk". Like wtf? How do u come back from that kinda shiiit? I just replied "oh" and haven't spoken to her since 2013.

justified

Fraih:
Op, u av said it all

And the idea of guys saying 'I realy miss you today' to a lady u met just 2days ago isn't fresh at all....it sounds out of it

Another thing guys don't understand is dat we ladies want SPACE, wah I mean is guys wanting to chat at d slightest opportunity, even wen u just met, personally its a turn off
@6:20 a.m, u'l see 'goodmorning dear, how was ur night',
9::00a.m, u'l see 'how's ur day going,what's for breakfast' ,
by 4:00pm, u'l see 'how did ur day go'
I mean why wouldnt such chat be boring cos its looking like d guy wana be evrywhere

We'd all be better if guys understand the idea of space
Big kudos to one of my great guys, wen we first met, we don't even chat evryday and we chat based on d present(I mean wats happening where I am,wat do we wana do wen we stop chatting) and not the usual SUP,HEY,KK,Wat did u eat for dinner....nah
For the record,we met on Nairaland here,God bless you Mark!!
......Dats not his username here, u won't find him

more like it

lilmax:
Op you try small

u try plenty

LewisO:
Hello! hw u doing?

am doing good and u?

theimmortals:
Simple, just ask her can you send me you account details let me payin some money.....

how often do you let the world know an abusive response 4 such or wud u say that line works 4 every girl

frankzone:
Everything is wrong with it my dear, trust me. Some guys may not speak up, (me inclusive) when faced with that annoying trend, but itz really really annoying. To the real guys tho, when class is your parameter

so long as u understand me I think it's ok. Y is it that guys have no issue wen you write things like "urs, u, dis, dat, dey " e.t.c y is d "K" such a big deal?

Maamin:
Almost all are like that..

not all

mirexxx:
nyc1 op

thankss

Brandnew2:
@OP u're very wrong. Some girls aren't just good at holding a good conversation. Most of them show more interests in guys who show interesting DP's of holidays abroad or club scenes.
Who doesn't like to have some fun? So then they pay more attention and respond to your chats better.

hmmmmmmm

clevvermind:
the fact is that many ladies are just too lazy to use their brain. those k type ladies disgust me. they always kill conversation.

i know some few guys also frustrate conversation sha .

I don't c anything wrong with K ooooo....... some little tins u learn to ignore

clevvermind:
i agree with this. boring ladies everywhere.

HMMMMMMMMM! SERIOUSLY, HOW MUCH FUN CAN A GUY BE ONLINE ODA DAN ASKING JAMB QUESTIONS

apparentlylaw:
ehnn Unless dat sha ...Jez Joking sha ...we all knw nat all galz re d xame ....

NOW U R TALKING

apparentlylaw:
. Galz chat wif dudes dat re Loaded + Cute + pwesh nah ..dey 1st check ya Dp and scan u 1st....shey I dey lie

that's not fact dear..... I know of some1 to whom a guy looses point with all u mentioned

Kizmarty:







thanks for the comic relief

never say never

apparentlylaw:
See d scope here
Boy : hy
Girl : Hello

Boy : Want u too be my girlfriend and I transfer 1million USD to ya acct now
Girl: aww datz xo sweet ..I Love You

Moral Lesson : #Owo ni koko

no no.... that where we aall get it wrong.

Kizmarty:
I stopped myself from trying hard to make anything out from anyone online since the day John the Baptist started eating locust and wild honey.

online relationship is a no no for me .







in GEJ'S VOICE >> I DNT GIVE A DAMN

at this rate you may just meet a real great company online u know

LewisO:
op that's true! The way u approach a girl online during conversations determines how well u guys can go. Cut it short, a guy should always determine how ready he his to make the polite approach, because u don't know what kinda mood she is at that moment and if u type-flopped that the might end up taking u for granted, and that is the end of it.

#FACT

Maamin:
Regardless how u start a chart with Naija girls, they dont just know how to hold a plane and civil convo, that can be meaningful...they are just out rightly clueless and immature in socialising.

how can u prove that Did u have to chat with all the girls in naija?

Hello people