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Hehehehe!.....This is d effect of boredom

Did a lil research...nd I found out dat there're pretty gals or lemme say ladies on nairaland.

I present to u......

www.nairaland.com/PrettyHausaGirl
www.nairaland.com/Lanicky
www.nairaland.com/Missmossy
www.nairaland.com/Rubey
www.nairaland.com/missterious
www.nairaland.com/Jennimma
www.nairaland.com/Trisha01
www.nairaland.com/mprex
www.nairaland.com/Medunah
www.nairaland.com/redgem
ww.nairaland.com/Desola01


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Wow! 1st pics by d left....dunno dat guy's name but he featured in Triumphant love nd 24 hours movie. Awww! She must be feeling fly by now

Chai!

charijee:
I'll visit it later dearie

Owkay..

Gudafternoon

dre11:



Remember me in your campaign world oo

Vote for me nd ur life will never remain thesame

Gudafternoon.

Trypa:
Aww u r sweet huni d baby is on his way ok? Probably on sunday

Sunday!?! Wow! Can't wait

Op....u should've uploaded picture of A FAT HUSBAND WITH A SKINNY WIFE. Ladies would reject it like thunderbolt

Hmmm! Man of Dog indeed.

Always sending kisses emoticons...

Best friends becomes worst enemies because, they weren't ur frnds before they were only pretending to be.
U see them as ur friend while they see u as their enemy.

Sometimes....'money nd Jealousy' may turn ur best friend to ur worst enemy.

'Stewpid ego or lemme say pride' may also lead to misunderstanding/hatred between u two......when no one is willing to apologize or accept d blame during a quarrel...malice nd enmity appears.

Rivalry over some certain things can transform ur best friend to ur worst enemy in a jiffy.


Note that : if he/she was destined to be ur frnd he/she won't end up being ur enemy.

naijaboiy:
Need I say more?

Light? Need I say more? Awww! people prefer coded words here on nairaland.
I give up

naijaboiy:
You've not seen the light

What light?

skelefish:
Hope that pic does not relate to d op in any way? The guy is just 26yrs, na young boy o!

No go give am food that's meant for dem obj, buhari & d likes. hope u don't intend killing him? because those bosoms should be notin less than 45yrs.

Lmaooo....I was only joking... Went to download d pics.

naijaboiy:
E remain small...

I just give you this year make we see weda the story go remain the same

Me wey don dey keep am since no know wetin I bn dey do abi. I'll remind you!

Emodeee:
the one on the left is d opposite of the one on d right and vice versa@ur dp

Dat's me nd my friend...two opposite peeps

@sleektalker!! I'm available

HIM...HIM...HIM...HIM..HIM & HIM

vizkiz:
among the 9 girls I furcked last year, which 3 of them were pastor's children. None were virgins

I'm a pastor's child nd I'm a virgin

susrite:
ok no wahala. Shebi it is united state of afghanistan?

Afgha...what!!

I want to visit America!! Not Afghanistan!!!

susrite:
me?

Yh...u!!

Why didn't u mention countries like USA?

Arysexy:
[s][/s]

We that watched it on live tv would have Heard.

This is a silly lie from the op's imagination. Friend indeed.

Abi ooo!!

pafestula:
I'm just getting a news from a friend that attended Gej presidential campaign rally in Akure, that when JEG wanted to address the crowed that people at the venue started shouting Iroko Ole! Iroko Ebola!! JEG Ole!!!

U'RE A LIER....I STAY IN AKURE ND I ACTUALLY PASSED THROUGH DAT PLACE, NOTHING LIKE WHAT U WROTE.

ceo4eva:
Let's go! Check this thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/2117991/photos-pdp-presidential-campaign-rally

God bless u big time.

vivian001:
Op u lie...I stay in akure, dis is not democracy park..wot u're showing is one of d major roads dat lead to d park.

Don't mind the OP joh.

Visit my first thread on nairaland

I hope I won't end up in jail....hehehehe.


https://www.nairaland.com/2118165/dame-patience-jonathan.

Charijee
susrite
dre11
Trypa
Princesschi
JeffreyJames
Cheriepet
3Dimension
toniro
daveP
Nickymezor
akinsadeez

Nd every body.

susrite:
why not? As long as anyone prefer prison as their choice of habitation, bringing bibile to iraq aint bad. Hehehe

U're WITCHked

President Goodluck Jonathan will be honoring his wife, the first lady Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammar Commander of the Federal Republic).

Sources said this is due to the immense contributions of the the first lady to English language in Nigeria. Another reason for this prestigious award is that the first lady has affected a lot of livespositively with her humorous speeches that make Nigerians laugh and.forget their sorrows. This according to Mr President has increased the life span of average Nigerian.

Examples of her speeches include:

1) Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.

2) My husband and Sambo IS good people

3)I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE

4)My fellow widows

6) I traveled to abroad to rest in peace.

7) My husband is the best COUPLE.on earth.

The doctors are responding to treatments.

9) For those who said I speech bad english, I left them for God.

10) Ojukwu is dead, but hide manhood still lives on.

11) Na only you waka come?

12) On behalf of two million I donate my family.

13) Chai! Chai!! Chaii!!! Diaris God ooooo.

Don't laugh alone share with frnds.

susrite:
that's good, I'm moving to iraq tomorrow, maybe you come join me there. Ok?

Ira....what!!

Can I come with my bible?

susrite:
with you!!!?? Thank God. Now we have a leverage. We are gonna be rich. Wait lemme pm buhari that we need 50million to think maybe we should send it to him. 150million to decide, 500million to make attempt, 3billion to send him photocopy and 10billion for the originals. Wow! Our story will change

Woa! I love peeps like u....I'll make u d senate President nd I'll makesure u spend 24 yrs as d senate president

I don't want to derail this thread jare. Lol

susrite:
that your idea will do nothing. NETS??!! At this millenium age. See what the mosquitoes are planning below

Jeez! No be for Nija I go do president ooo.....with dis warrior mosquitoes!! Not me

susrite:
i guess am having a problem with my picture while i was a kid, i cant just find them. Now i understand buuhari's plight

Lol.....Buha's certificates are with moi

susrite:
me? There was hefty and huge mosquito network around so i had mega bites.

Lwkm...hope u've not bn tattooed by Nigeria's greatest mosquito

U guys need to vote for me as d first female president.. I promise u'all free mosqi nets.

dre11:
How are you



U left without a word?

I'm fine....u?

I'm so sorry...I was busy with campaign ish.
I'm trying to buid a better Nigeria...where.all of us can embezzle money together.