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darefestus: You'd be surprised how many times I've had to defend this uncanny gift. Would you want me to tell the world what you were thinking while typing this post?

A̶̲̥̅̊m still waiting

Akay: Seriously, has any1 ever fallen for that?

Let's hear wat he wants to say oh. Maybe he thinks we all sleep nd put head in d same place

darefestus: I can actually tell you what you are thinking right now but since this is a public forum I'd keep it to myself.

Pls dnt keep it. ℓ want to know if U̶̲̥̅ ve d gift or U̶̲̥̅ ve joined them

[quote author=Gods-child]HELP!...HELP!!...Somebody please help!...I need a dictionary down here...[/quote] . Well it wnt ßε in d english dictionary. Try checking the political dictionary. Nd A̶̲̥̅̊m nt trying to be garulous

darefestus: I learnt it ma'am...I actually learnt how to read a woman's mind and intention from past relationships. Its really a good gift to have, always comes in handy.

ℓ dnt believe dat a bit. U̶̲̥̅ mite ve a gud gift but U̶̲̥̅ certainly cnt read aaua from ♏γ̲̣̣̥ mind hian!!!

SBabaJ: Smart Lady...Making Daddy Proud.

. Actually A̶̲̥̅̊m also practicing d theory of ♏γ̲̣̣̥ studied course in d university. ℓ remain a homopolithecus for life

Akay: Guyzz you need to stop this! I'm on the verge of walking out. Btw, Man U will win. Tell yourselves the truth! Seriously football discussion is not general.
Imma pay y'all back

Girls.... What hairdo are you wearing to camp and what's the craziest colour you've had on your hair??
Me first: curled braids. Craziest colour: maroon and gold!

I'm still at a fix oh. Dunno d hairstyle to do sef. Need help pls

[quote author=Gods-child]Oh yeah!...Iseyin on point!...I can't wait to see us there...Oya lemme predict our reg numbers;..

Mz NAIRA:...OY/12C/1237
GODS-CHILD:...OY/12C/0037(I go first una reach camp)
NIFEMI:....OY/12C/0677
I'm not too sure about ABBASUFI & PSOTO yet, but lemme dash them;
ABBASUFI:...OY/12C/2137
PSOTO:...OY/12C/2007

So help us GOD![/quote]Lolzzzzzz!!!! GC chaii U̶̲̥̅ never know nytin but all d same keep space for me in front of U̶̲̥̅ oh nd make sure U̶̲̥̅ fight for bed space nd gud matress for me so ur girl wnt go thru stress. U̶̲̥̅ will do dat for me wnt U̶̲̥̅?

darefestus: Methink she finished from AAUA(same with Mz nAirA) and she stays at abuja.

Dare festus Ow did U̶̲̥̅ know

darefestus: Methink she finished from AAUA(same with Mz nAirA) and she stays at abuja.

Darefestus, abeg ow did U̶̲̥̅ come to know about dat oh Abi U̶̲̥̅ ve joined d winchi winchi club the users of d eighth sense

olly30: Uuhn av bin readin d pages i mis 4 d past 30 min.D pages just keep on increasing by d minute.Gues i wl b travelin 2 ondo 4rm abj coz av nt bin cleard by d skul an 4rm wt av bin hearin 4rm ppl it seems we a gönna b atended 2 by anody body coz Nassu had bin on strike sns

From the above it can be deduced dat U̶̲̥̅ r a graduate of aaua. I'm going to schl on mon cuz ℓ heard d strike is off

darefestus: Ride on jare..just tell us when the dividends of the administration starts to manifest o. Make me sef apply for one contract for our state o. Ondo oni baje o!

O baje tiiiiiiiiii. Nd btwn "our state"

darefestus: I think Mz nAirA is pro-Iroko. She even created a thread to laud his achievements.
Are you an ONDOnian too?

Loooooooooooool!!!!!!! Yes oh I ve to support the man oh cuz my whole family esp dad is aspiring for a position under his(iroko) new tenure

Akay: duhh... he's in. theres nothing y'all can do to touch him!

Yeah. I hope I dnt regret voting for him oh

Who sees wat am seeing pls? Two days after the re-election of gov mimiko in ondo state till this moment the light has refused to blink. What the hell is happening in dis country sef

Akay: Good morning hun. Hope u won't be serving burnt offering this morning

Lolz the offering wnt b burnt cuz am a pro nd magician in d kitchen

Abbasufi: ANTY NAIRA, SHOUT TO U TOO, PLS I NEED SOME NAIRA, AM SURE OGA GC NEED TOO, INFACT D WHOLE HOUSE NEED NAIRA

Lolzz if u see me u will see naira

[quote author=Gods-child]Yo!...Shout out to you too Mz NAIRA!...Hope you're enjoying your weekend & the Sallah break...I can see that cos you're already cooking while I just finished sanitation...

How far??...The food go reach us??[/quote]We ve combined all available resources together and ve concluded dat d food will b served in oyo state nysc camp iseyin

psoto: Thanks dearie.
We holla back at you.

Food Burning.
Reminds me of a friend's friend.
The only thing she hasn't succeeded in burning is their house!

Lolzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!! She must be burna boy's twin sis

Shout out to god's child, princess,sbabaj,abbasufi,psoto,akay,cy09,..... ℓ feel like doing a shout out today to everyone but ℓ dnt know everybody's name here so no vex if ur name no ∂ε̲̣γ̲̣ for writing here. Shout out to you too. Love you guys mucho..... Oops gat to go ♏γ̲̣̣̥ food is burning

The rate at which the pages of the house increases is just too alarming!!! To meet up U̶̲̥̅ ve to be with ur phone like forever. Good morning house.... Monday seriously on ♏γ̲̣̣̥ mind

Although no sallah meat for me to chop I'm still chopping d life of my head with kilishi(at least dat one too na meat) thanks to my brother who just returned from abuja last nite.

My list

Top 5 sexy....
1. DIPP....... So dying to kiss dis guy
2.Don jazzy..... A dinner won't b bad
3.Lynxx..... If u ve nt seen his pink lips then u r on d long thing. Hot nd sexy
4.Flavour n'abania..... Dis guy's 6 packs leaves me like WOW!!!! A romantic dance with him is all I ask.
5.Peter okoye.... There was a time I daydream about been with dis guy. He is hawt!!!! Nd sexy too.

Would love to add: darey alade.

Though u didn't ask but the worst 5 are:
1.Charly boy.... Definiation of tufiakwa.
2.Denrele.... Like "who let d dogs out" ahain!!!
3.Davido..... If dis guy hot then guys don finish for naija. The recent mtn billboard advertorial for 5 star bonus modeled by davido is the height of it
4.Black face.... Error!!! Error!!!Next pls
5.Terry g..... Ginger ur madness... Mtchewwww

warrikid: :-XChoiiiiiii
She bn saving it up for all dis cash,thumbs up girl.
Na dem sabi,anytin dem like make dem talk.
Naija gehhs can u see a good gehhlearn from gud example ooo.
Some of una lose una own free oo.na una even pay seff. Lmao

Wat do u mean naija girls U r just a frustrated guy. Go seek help

darefestus: Hello house, i've been an outside observer for a while now...So y'all will forgive me for reporting this late.
Fawehinmi Oluwadamilare...Physics....Funaab....Anywhere.
Lets make this a batch to remember

Special welcome to you.. But y did u say anywhere na I pray u r posted to a secure area ijn

Barka d sallah to all muslims in d house... But wait oh so I dnt get to eat ny meat today shout out to all muslims sisters nd brothers living in akure in d house.... The lord says we shld love one another like ourselves

I'm really very very emotional when it comes to emotional stuffs but d movie I rem clearly dat got me to tears was "3 IDIOTS" especially the part when d lady was delivered of d baby nd d baby didn't cry then all of a sudden all is well brought d baby to tears I actually wanted to laugh but I found myself crying like omg!!! My friends were like Even till date I still cry whenever I watch dat particular scene nd the movie I watched wey no make me sleep was agbara nla(the mount zion movie) chaiiii that film really got me scared as a kid

Nice piece but lemme add dis.... When you do the x-rated and u dey expect ur visitor she no come and after a week she strolls in.... Dats also a best moment

psoto: Morning dear.
How was your night?
Hope you're getting prepared as you begin your countdown?

Sure

Best of the morning to you all.. Do ve a nice day ahead......... Countdown begins

Andre Uweh: We saw it coming. Ondo state people would have made a mistake not to vote Mimiko in.
Congrats, Labour Party.

Yes oh!!!!!!!! Stupidity is when u want to cut down an IROKO tree with a common broom

Sunday school.

Shout halleluyah 21 times

Opening prayer

Praise and worship(always too short)

Then prayer again(second longest event of d day)

Then the pastor sees vision and pray after the prayer again

Then stand up and shout halleluyah 21 times

Then announcement

Then hymn

Choir number

Sermon(dis is where my phone is very useful cuz dose preachers always say 5mins but end up using more than an hour)

Then prayer again

Then tithes

Then vow

Then individual thanksgiving

Then general thanksgiving

Then sunday offering

Then if any the pastor calls out to pple for pledges

Then prayer

Then any anouncement

Then vision again

Then pray for anybody d pastor mentions even if we no know d person

Then any other thing impromptu

Finally the grace( most times vision again nd we pray again)

Then shout halleluyah 21 times

Then roll on the floor,go to the altar, bow down e.t.c

Then talk talk talk(pple sleep during service but immediately after u will see them in groups nd dis surprises me much)

Long event every sunday nd dis is just d normal one talkless of special sundays. Little wonder why we close very very late