benuejosh:

haha. My fellow animal is back again, was about looking for you. anyways, it's so unpleasant that you find it hard to comprehend little sentences and statement and then you attribute it to wrong spelling. Go back and read what i wrote, it's not wrong spelling, you're only finding it hard to comprehend. I pity your life. And again i wonder why you mentioned cyber bully. You call it cyber bullying yet you threw the first shot by calling someone an animal in the zoo. Ugly brain, Wasted education, who sponsored you through school? i.e if you've ever been to any. your parents or your numerous boy friends? if i was the one i would exchange you for a football because you wasted the resources that are very scarce. With this level dullness that you've shown i give up on you. Can anything good come out of you? No. #ePainHer

I would never waste my strength typing a long epistle... Mumu forming professor.... At least mine was a wasted education, pity u didn't get any, wretched soul. .. With your level of uselessness, there is nothing I could exchange you for. That's how worthless u are..

benuejosh:
someone just said you're empty headed? i never saw that, i wouldn't have wasted my energy on an empty head like you. haha... #Emptyhead

Well tell ur insane somebody, the only reason why u two useless things sit and make me the topic of your discussion is because I am obviously above u two goats... #gobacktothezoo

Nesso:

So u not jst ugly, u also empty headed.

You wish you baboon.... Try harder snail, u could do better...

benuejosh:

hehe.. What a liar, please don't be pained. i feel your pains of ugliness in your writeup. You love the zoo and that's where you also belong. Stop trying to turn the table. you look exactly like an animal. That's exactly what you look like and i was about saying that. Take a closer look at yourself ones more. if you can't get the type of animal you look like, then lemme know. #ePainHer.

Go learn your spellings then come back to attack me, maybe then i could give you a listening ear... #cyberbully #gobacktothezoo

Nesso:

See dis one, I bet u will be weak in d knees if u saw my pic. U so ugly dat even if we were the only humans left on earth I will still not wanna get married to you. Oponu

U simply just proved my point with your statement... I just rest my case... Baboon

benuejosh:

ahhhh! were you that jobless to even check my profile? haba! nothing wrong about my profile. better than yours i guess. and hope you didn't mind dropping a email to appreciate who i am?
#ePainHer

Joblessness was never the reason. I just needed to see the face of the clown, and sadly I saw an animal. The only email I dropped was at the zoo, to let them know that one animal left and is still roaming..... #gobacktothezoo

Nesso:
See her worwor face

Can we see your own picture?? Handsome gorilla

SlayHER:



So what prize do I get to win for scoring higher?

A resounding round of applause

benuejosh:
Receive sense please. see as you ugly reach! i just hate you this very moment.

I just viewed your profile and I am convinced that I don't need to reply you... Life is unfair enough to you... U can take sniper, I heard it's very efficient in ending use_less lives like yours

REIIGN:


LOL. . .

I don't beat women hun, so maybe you won't love me so much afterall

No woman beater is ever sexy, so since u are not, u just scored higher...

damilolaq99:
. Ur 2 pretty 4 me 2 beat.

Aawwwww. That's so sweet..

QueenSuccubus:



Okies...lemme call Reiign to beat u wella So if I were u, u beta run coz he's irresistible

I love guys like that and besides what are u still doing up by this time Yah finding gist...

Lwkmd... I am just in the mood of looking for unnecessary trouble... There is absolutely nothing shocking here... Am outside my house, comman beat me..

Lwkmd... I am just in the mood of looking for unnecessary trouble... There is absolutely nothing shocking here... Am outside my house, comman beat me..

Wd forever be proud of my citadel. #i rep oba awon university#

this is why we shout blood of Jesus.
Azeezat why?

Pls any one willing to sell bed space in the female hostel. Its badly needed.

Pls I need anyone selling bedspace in the female hostel... I wasn't able to apply for hostel, any one selling shd please holla.

Even from my childhood have loved PDP wheneve with do respeat I want too work with u sir

I love bode I love pdp

Bode is a good leader for others honest and cool person

starbhooy:

Admitted for Civil Engineering... Wah syd in Ikotun do u stay?

I stay at customs

edozie04:
Used to beleive that before I was brainwashed by my gf, she told me edozie once the money stops coming the love I have for you will diminish, now making money is my deepest motivation and being broke scares me more than death itself

Am sorry buh I have to say this, shawty aint there for the love buh for the money.
A woman is supposed to compliment her man in a good way..... A woman shdnt be the motivaton a guy needs to mk money. A guy wt money shd be an added bonus nt a ladder of upgrade

edozie04:
You have forgotten an important factor
MONEY

Money is not the bedrock of true love

Renylee:
Learn to apologize and let go of your pride

That true

ammyluv2002:
6. Forgiveness




Lovely post

Thanks sweet

DesChyko:
Tolerance: People are not perfect. So many wrong things can become right with tolerance. A little laugh when he does things that makes you very ANGRY.. A quiet 'Baby, please, you know I don't really like that' when she does something you really HATE.. A smile and change of focus when your partner exhibits an irritating behaviour.. Or that 'It's all right if it's not available now. I can manage', when something urgently needed is out of reach (especially when it's not supposed to be).. All these can help to improve many aspects of your relationship.
There's always the quiet time together to straighten things out in a way that'll make your partner appreciate your putting up with the 'disgusting' action.

Thanks for ur bit.

Most times we ladies are actually the ones who give ourselves a headache over nothing...
We get angry, mad or sad when we call and he doesn't pick or call back, buh we never even put into consideration that he cd be busy, watching the game, out without his phone or something else...
We nag most times for things so irrelevant and annoying..... Buh hey that's why we gals ryt
So I decided to come up wih this lil compilation.... Hope it helps someone.
1. Give him space
Yeah, give him his space, guys don't like a gal who is all in their face, always springing up on him at random moments,,, it makes guys get sick of a gal.
2. Don't choose his friends for him
Guys dislike gals who do this sorta thing, tho they may not show it, buh they get irritated by gals who always want their word as law, always want a guy to do her bidding, including hanging out with the guys she likes, not the ones he himself likes.
3. Respect
Without being told, this is paramount in a relationship, no guy likes a gal who has got no respect, either for him, his friends, or family.
4.Trust
A relationship without trust is a dead one. U shd learn to trust your boo, it helps, and makes the relationship stronger than you think it is.
5. Commitment
For a relationship to really work, the two parties have to be commited to the same cause, so this is not just a one man's job.
6. Fun
Yeah. A relationship without fun is a boring one, nd no ones wants a boring relationship these days, so yeah, its allowed for you guys to act like kids, throw stuffed things at each other, help each other with a massage once in a while, cook favorite meals for each other, have lil fights and make up just as quickly without the interference of a third party...... Two's company, Three's a crowd...
Feel free to add yours......

Spidermon:


I am not responsible for your sense of humor.

Of course you aint. Buh there's sumfin called Minding yo business.... You shd try it sometimes..... It helps...

Lala247:


Click create topic on section chosen should be on the right side

Thanks swerrie

Spidermon:


Simple!
Type your topic on an A4 paper with double spacing with Times New Roman font and bound it with hard cover. Make 35 copies, attach your CV and send it through NIPOST to the Mods.
That is how I did it in 1987 if I remember well.

Is dis supposed to make me laugh?.....

Pls how do I create a new topic on NL.... I seem to have forgotten how to do so.