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My First Blind Date

I ws 16, a frnd hookd me up wiv a guy, her frnd. D dude kept callin me, he had a vry nyc voice.. I had nva seen him b4 nd I dint av a clue on wot he lookd lyk bt he has seen few of my pics in my frnd's fone.
We scheduled a meetin, I told him to meet me @ a local bar close 2 my house cos it ws vry quiet dere. He came, wen he walkd in, I wsnt disappointd @ al, he ws good lookn, gentle, bt nt too tal tho nd he lookd rili young, he ws 19 den.
His eyes were glued to mine while he ws tlkn, I enjoyed his company. He ws vry bold n confident. I didn't regret it. I took a pix.

Wudnt rili cal dis a date tho..

So I met dis girl on 2go, she added me nd we got tlkn, we weren't rili close nd i didn't knw much abt her, she ws sooo bent on seein me den I agreed... She lives in benin lyk me bt her place ws rili far, nd we decided to meet halfway..
I ws lyk 'we cud meet @ a fast food, my treat' twas all innocent. Den dat faithful day, we met, I ws wearin a tank top, jean nd jacket. She ws wearin a very short strapless dress nd a leggings, showin a lot of cleavage, I ws kinda disappointd cos I dnt rili lyk hangin out wiv such pipo.
We went to order, she ws rili loud. She ws lyk 'a gal has neva taken me out on a date b4', den pipo jes turnd nd lookd @ me. I jes smiled nd ws lyk 'dis isn't a date, we'r jes hangin out'
We went to my table, her boobs were jes hangin out nd b4 I cud blink, she finishd her food nd ordered 4 anoda... Den she startd tlkn.. She ws lyk 'so do u do sugarmomies?' I ws lyk :O pipo jes startd starin @ me, dey wernt evn lookn @ her. Den I askd her 'wait ooo.. R u gay?' She said 'confam'
I jes said 'ok' nd d nxt tin, she jes startn tlkn abt bleeping girls nd hw one sugarmommy bot her a fone, nd dis girl ws rili loud ehn.. She evn said dat we shud go 2 her house nd she'l mk me feel gud. I ws sooooo embarassd.. I jes got up nd ws abt walkin out on her wen she called me back, nd told me 2 borrow her 5k.. Shuoooo!! I didn't ans.. I jes left. It dint feel real. I felt lyk i ws on disaster date.

U guyz re hilarious

Donpuzo: Appears you prefer Delsu to AAU. Any reason?

Dey say Engineerin faculty in AAU is vry corrupt nd dey'v burnt d departmnt twice due 2 mass failure.

D site is back on.. Notn new..

Delsu site z unavailable.. God PLEEAAASSSSSEEE let dis b d 3rd batch.

Mermaid.of.life:
And before u start thinking im rude....sistas. Guys talk shit about girls. And we girls do it too. Thats that.

Nah u'r rude

Biko, let us fast n pray dis 3rd batch z in our favour o

mrvocalprowess: Wow!!! Me wen write 4 only delsu nko!! Just pay d aceptance fee 1st!! Its beta u pay incase delsu dnt admit us dan not payin n delsu nt amitin!!

. Yes I knw, tnx.. D acceptanc fee z rili xpensiv tho, wud hate 2 c it go 2 waste. Wud pay nxt wk wed, it expires on thursday, jes hopin Delsu releases deir 3rd batch b4 den.

nofij: Ah!!
The course make sense na...abi na Delsu flexing u want?

Tnx, bt my sis is telln me dat deir engineerin departmnt dere z corrupt, dey fail studnts nd acpt blockn on al courses, weda u'r intelignt or nt, dey fail u on purpose.. Its nt fair na.

Height, muscle, flat tummy, kissable lips

Height, muscle nd BRAINS!

Biko, dnt tel him.. Evn if he forgives u, tins re neva gona b the same.. Imagine wot wud b goin tru his mind weneva he touches u. He'l neva 4get so jes kip ur lips sealed.. Nd besides, hw re u sure he has neva cheated?

As a girl, we av oda ways of showin a guy we'r into dem (givn dem d greenlight), rada dan askin dem out directly

Its nt wrng, it jes depends on d guy's maturity.. U guyz av said it all. Bt wen u ask a guy out nd he accepts, its difficult 2 knw if he rili liks u, u wouldn't knw if he acpted jes because he dint wana hurt u by sayin no, or if he jes wnts 2 av fun wiv u. If he rili liks u, I tink he wud'v approached u 1st.

PatienceAl: which course AAU give u?


**LONG-TYM_finz**

. Civil Engineering

3rd batch shud cum out na.. Acceptanc fee 4 AAU wil xpire, m stil hopin on d 3rd batch.

Dis thread tho. Vry educative. M nt a biology studnt tho

NOUN has taken over dis thread o

I dnt tink der re any more batches.. I tink dat ws d final list. If @ al, der'l b anoda list, it'l b d VC list nd its nt a merit list. Nd am also hearin dat Acceptance fee is N40,000, nd dat it'l xpire dis friday, cn any1 confirm it?

baddiest niqqa: computer sci was My original course i later switchd..

Den u av no case. D guy ws referrin 2 d Engineerin students dat switched.

Ogesexcel: I no blame u. U cn cal my post trash, also check diz reg urself: 36048575GA. I personally brought it frm d admin office. He was d highest in d faculty of science 71 bt nt yet admitted because of d engineering issue despite he later took industrial chem. He took Delsu 1st choice also. All the engineering candidates including me who switched 2 science shal b admitted in 3rd batch. Hit me on 2go: ogesexcel. Kudos!

Dere is nooooooooooo frickin way dat guy wudnt b given admission! 71? Seventy frickin one?? 1st choice? He'z d reason I evn bliv dey'r stil compilin lists... Is d dude on bbm?

Kelvin4224: agree with you... I heard same story

Ogesexcel: I no blame u. U cn cal my post trash, also check diz reg urself: 36048575GA. I personally brought it frm d admin office. He was d highest in d faculty of science 71 bt nt yet admitted because of d engineering issue despite he later took industrial chem. He took Delsu 1st choice also. All the engineering candidates including me who switched 2 science shal b admitted in 3rd batch. Hit me on 2go: ogesexcel. Kudos!

I gues dere's stil hope 4 me *dancin skelewu*

baddiest niqqa: stp talkn trash jawe.....i was admitted,check 4 urslf 36433879JH secnd batch

hw is dat trash?

tonididdy: if your dad come say make u worry ni?....lol grow up

Datz wot d sad face ws 4! Cos he said I shudnt worry, worryin wudnt solve anytn. Nd nobody askd u 2 comment. Rubbish

PatienceAl, diz is soooo nt d right time 4 dat.

Same thing... Not Admittd. Is dere a third batch? My dad told me nt 2 worry Dis z nt fair oo.. None of my frndz were evn admittd.

2ND BATCH IS OUT!!!
Av bin offered admission..











In AAU.. **dancin skelewu**
Stil waitn 4 Delsu