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daviesmania:
Good evening people!
There's this babe I've been seeing in the last eight months. She's so pretty, romantic and above all she's so silly satisfying on bed. But the only problem is that she throws up immediately after sex and this is so annoying. We've tried every strategy to stop it but is not working.
We're thinking of visiting the hospital but I believe I can also get some help here.
The unfortunate thing is that if this doesn't stop, then I might have to walk. Please help us if u can.... But my real question here is, Is this like an illness?

You drilled her relentlessly for 8 months without going to the hospital even once? Chai.

From the nonsense you wrote, it doesn't seem like you care about her at all. You just want vomit-free knacking or an excuse to break up and run away.

I pity the girl.

MaXiK:
Lol.
Like one scholar rightly opined truth does not matter, perception is the reality, that's the way you perceived the whole matter. My brother, issues of this gravity is more than you are seeing it, it's better for me to seek advice now and get it right than....

Your opinion is very appreciated, I will look into some iotas of sad truth in your submission.

Thank you for giving me some of your time.

Abegi!

All this grammar to hide the reality, which is: you will make this complaint again after marriage and make her suffer.

Just free the poor girl.

MaXiK:
Good day Nairalanders!!

Please I need your advice. My current girlfriend has all the good characters that perfectly defines a wife material...

but she's not stable in her look, she falls far below average occasionally. Also we're both dark in complexion and I will prefer my children to be lighter than I am, if not fair.

...here I am with someone that meet up with more than seventy percent of my requirements in my ideal wife but with unstable look that is threatening my feelings for her.

Fair girls don't like fish-brained black boys who are ugly.

Just break up with your girlfriend. It's not too late for her to find a man that has sense.

budaatum:
Yes there is!

Unfortunately, it's not recognized under Nigerian law.

https://punchng.com/marital-rape-under-nigerian-law/

Paulajeigbe:
Your bobo offended you, and one way or the other he hasn't apologize yet. He is forming and shurning and not even paying attention to you. So it looks as if the both of you are doing Tom and Jerry in your home.

Then 10pm he is coming close to you bringing his key...

So in summary, and in conclusion, denying your husband sex because of offense isn't the way. There are better ways and approaches that brings the result you desire.

Keep your "key" in your pants and settle things with your wife first.

How can you expect someone you have issues with to offer you their coochie like that? Are you a deity? Or do you want her to spread her leg and lie there, quiet and still, like a log of wood?

If you want to cheat because of this, do it, but remember that nothing bad goes unpunished.

I envy Chelsea fans.

The club's management is so decisive that it fired club legend Frank Lampard for a great manager that will deliver results and trophies.

Now, Chelsea fans go into every game confident of a win. Their club is a favorite to win every tournament it's a part of.

Look at Manchester United. Kai... so painful to support such a foolish club.

Soulvein:
United Coach will lose his job soon! Look at how he made a mess of an aggressive team selection by brining in Sancho and slow Pogba.

But Sancho is trying.

Pogba has been struggling recently.

I don't know why VDB is on bench. I just don't know why.

frankson1:
Nahh! Ole is the useless boy. Why bench players when they're going for international break? He did same thing last season and Man. U didn't win that match.

His subs and tactics today....total wack.

His desire for squad rotation has cost the club countless times.

Always giving the riffraff chances.

[quote author= post=106374079]Nope![/quote]Lucky Utd.

I want them to keep losing until Ole is fired.

Nothing for our club under that man.

Gooooal Everton! I said it!

Offside. Lucky

N2B2:
Another goal is coming.

Everton might just take this.

Hellobitchymods:
Then why was Sancho purchased instead of a DM. Or didn't you board know that your DM is obviously where your weakness lies?
You guys were formally interested in goretzka, Ruben neves, camavinga, ndidi, saul amongst other yet..........

Lindelof & VDB will make better DMs than Fred. But the board and their yes-man coach are both useless, still drunk of Utd's past success.

ceeceeco:
Fred has always been a disaster. Not surprised anyway.

He will be in the next starting lineup.

Just watch.

Mikael0407:
Man United best game so far this season even without Ronaldo in the team. Even if we lose or draw this game I'll be happy cos we're really playing like an organized team for once.

GGMU

You see am?

Ole & his fukboi, Fred, didn't even let your post saturate for 10 minutes before embarrassing themselves.

Simeony007:
This is not a prophecy but its a spoiler... they must concede

Another goal is coming.

Everton might just take this.

1 - 1

Where are the Utd fans that were "satisfied" because Martial scored?

gameboy727:
Damn. See that chance begging to be scored.

Mctominay should have done better there.

juve4life:
Fred looks like he would constantly make Kanu threads on Politics if he was nigerian

If that one drinks even 1 sip of kunu, he'll just faint.

He no get power for body. See as they're bullying him in the midfield.

FineUsername:
So wuna no wan commend Fred now abi?

Gawd 4bid. Fred should getat.

Mikael0407:
Man United best game so far this season even without Ronaldo in the team. Even if we lose or draw this game I'll be happy cos we're really playing like an organized team for once.

GGMU

This is the reason why Man Utd has gone 3 years without a single trophy and Ole hasn't been fired.

One good game & every fan relaxes. This match hasn't even ended in victory & you're already satisfied. Hian!

Southhampton has had good games, but do you care about them? No. Because they aren't a trophy-winning club. That's where Man Utd is headed.

As for me, even if Man Utd wins 10 - 0 today, Ole should GETAT!

Martial don score.

Watch Ole bench everybody for him from now on. Nonsense.

1 - 0

Chronicgenius:
Ole is clueless AF

We are playing with two players less already...

Fred and Martial

This coach doesn't even have a standard first 10 after 2 years at the club

SMH

Very dry game...

Everton no dey even feel anything at all

This could should go abeg


See the way him siddon sef

See how he clamped his fingers in fear.

It's because he knows he has 0 tactics, so he's always praying to God to take control.

Other managers parade the touchline because they have instructions & tactics on ground.

But Ole doesn't have anything; he doesn't even know who is goalkeeping for his club.

Completely useless.

Alejandrah:
Don't ever forget these lines...

Hard work beats talent when talent does not work hard.

...and nope!

I troll Lukaku a lot but he's heads and shoulders ahead of Martial.

Who be Martial wey Lukaku dey!

I agree.

Lukaku delivers on great passes & even converts some less-than-great ones.

He also went to Inter & delivered, big time, after being barren under Ole.

Martial is so useless, even France prefers to use oldman Giroud over him.

The difference is clear.

See Martial o! Chai!

Clueless in the final third. Everton under 0 pressure.

Inferior midfielders who only know how to pass back under small pressure.

What kind of game is this?

yemi1504:
Abi. I will even take the British fraud over lazy Martial now, I wonder what that useless coach gains in playing minus 1 with Martial Everytime.

Minus 2.

You forgot Fred.

Indispensable85:
Lol.........ole seems to be sitting comfortably despite his obvious emptiness. Who'll fire him?

3 years of complete failure, and not one peem from Utd management.

Who won't sit comfortably? Nonsense ingredients.

Indispensable85:
Under a good coach you said? Hmmmmmmm

Absolutely. There are too many players out there that can serve as examples.

Sancho played under a fine coach in his last club, who also used the 4-2-3-1 formation.

He was an assist-machine & played fine football with Haaland.

In Man Utd, on the other hand, whenever he's passed the ball while on the wing, it's like he's only person there.

You can blame the clueless coach for that.

yemi1504:
You are just getting to know. Reason I never watch their games anymore until this fraud is gone from the team and a decent coach in not another yes man.

I completely agree.

Nothing for Man Utd until Ole is sacked.

I have said it before, I'm saying today, and I'll say it again next match: Ole out.

Indispensable85:
Remove sancho from there. He has been a failure so far.

Sancho hasn't played too badly so far, compared to other embarrassments that make the 1st team again & again.

Besides, he hasn't played much since he came aboard. The man needs more games to adjust.

Under a good coach, the boy will shine.

Once again, Ole is showing everyone how brainless, clueless, and spineless he is.

After scraping a win in the last match, 2 of his butt-buddies are back in the starting lineup.

£45M Ronaldo = bench.
£80M Sancho = bench
£40M VDB = bench.
Impotent Fred = starting lineup.
Impotent Martial = starting lineup.
Out-of-form Greenwood = starting lineup.

Remember:
- Man Utd has lost 3 out of their last 5 games.
- Man Utd is already out of EFL cup.

Watch and see how Everton will play like Prime Barcelona today.

This match will not be funny. Ole needs to go.

Ronaldooo!