For me, its Desmond Elliot. I thiink he's so cute.

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
mini-skirts,and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she
was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private
parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day,"little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just
come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight
towards my car.
Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We
are very happy that you have passed our little test, we couldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is,
Always keep your condoms in your car.

OMG!!!! this is so sad. Pls accept my condolence my dear broda.
For how long shall we continue like this? I lost a dear friend when we were in high school. D doctor told d family she had appendicitis and performed d sugery on her. After d surgery, they said oh no its not appendicitis. To cut d long story short, she later died of infection 2 or 3 days later. We almost lost my cousin too. She was complaining of stomach pain so at d hospital, d doctor told her dad that she aborted a pregnancy. Her dad was upset but she kept sayn she didnt abort. We took her to another hospital where they diagnosed appendicits and operated it immediately. D doctor told us we were so lucky it didn't rupture b4 we got there. Thank God she's alive today.
This is really getting out of hand in Naija these days. I agree with pple that advised webking to take up d matter. Pls do, if u can. I pray that God will comfort you and ur family.