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Education / Re: All School Admission News Forum by Naijangist: 12:59pm On Dec 25, 2017
Education / Re: All School Admission News Forum by Naijangist: 12:57pm On Dec 25, 2017
4. The Admission Requirements Of the School: Universities in Nigeria have different admission requirements, so before applying for one, make sure you meet up with those requirements. For example, some schools JAMB cut off is 200 while some might be above or below 200. Make sure you are aware of how the admission processes was done the previous year to avoid any form of problem. Read Also:Questions asked during screening and how to answer them.5. Be aware of how to calculate the screening point of the University: Most schools uses screening point to admit students. Though, some might conduct POST UME exam like UNILAG, OAU, while some does not conduct POST UME exam like LASU etc. on how to calculate the screening point of some schools like UNILAG, UI etc , just check them out. Having listed all this post, i hope you now have clear idea on which university to choose.
Education / Re: All School Admission News Forum by Naijangist: 12:52pm On Dec 25, 2017
TAKE NOTE Things to consider before choosing a university JAMB 2018 Alot of students are already registering for JAMB with no idea of the right school/ university to choose. If you are reading this post, then you must be preparing for JAMB exam, you are at the right place for the right information. Before i go into details, there are alot of admission tipz that you will need for this year's admission processes. Having said that, choosing any university can lower your chance of admission this year. I will be giving out things you should look out for when choosing the right university. 1. Make Sure The University Is Accredited- This is the most important part when choosing a school/university. There are some schools that has not been accredited yet by NUC. Make sure you make your findings, and choose from schools/universities that have been accredited by NUC. Else, it will just look as if you are just wasting your time and resources. 2. Catchment Area of The school: Yeah, catchment area is also important. Being part of a school/university catchment can favour you during admission processes. For example, UNILAG catchment areas are Lagos, Osun Oyo, Ekiti and Ogun. The cut off mark for this catchment areas are always lesser than the merit cut off mark. This doesn't mean that you cannot apply for admission into a university if you are not from the catchment areas. Catchment areas only give the candidates of those states upper hands during admission. Read Also- Possible disadvantages of using two sitting result 3. Strike History Of The School/University: We all know that almost federal universities in Nigeria strike most times. If you are the type that age isn't at your side, then i will advise you to qpply for federal universities that don't strike every semester, schools like UNILORIN, Unilag hardly strike, so you can consider them. You can also do the research by yourself by finding out schools that strike and don't strike often. tbc....
Education / Re: All School Admission News Forum by Naijangist: 2:51am On Nov 23, 2017
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Education / All School Admission News Forum by Naijangist: 2:48am On Nov 23, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Re: Comedy Forum by Naijangist: 6:41am On Nov 13, 2017
*Hello everyone. Tomorrow is my sim card's birthday so I was thinking maybe
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Jokes Etc / Re: Comedy Forum by Naijangist: 7:33am On Oct 30, 2017
WHEN JAMB FINALLY START TO GIVE ADMISSION. COLLINS: Guy how far nah ADE: I dey ooo......You dey this school?? COLLINS: Yes ooo!! ADE: Which Course?? COLLINS: Banking & Surgery. ADE: Oboi!!........Me na Islamic Fishery dem give me ooo.......!! Haha!! Oya put your own course Combination make we catch fun Jorrh.......... As for Me, na Political Geology i dey study now, but I still dey plan to change am to Accounting Nutrition!!! One of my friend is doing Animal Engineering and the other one Is doing Welding & Surgery. Oya put your own course Combination make we catch fun Jorrhh.......... Join this facebook group below for more jokes https://mobile.facebook.com/ groups/779086152257134

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Jokes Etc / Re: Comedy Forum by Naijangist: 5:10pm On Oct 29, 2017
A policeman was checking the
assignment of his two sons. He
checked the senior child's
work and flogged him. He
turned to the junior child,
opened his notebook and
without saying a word, walked
away.
The older child ask the younger
one.
"U dat dont anything..why didn't father beat
u??
The younger one replied: I put
N200 inside my notebook!
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Jokes Etc / Re: Comedy Forum by Naijangist: 4:49pm On Oct 29, 2017
ABEG NA JOKE I DEY OH:
When a man is called EMMANUEL
Woman say her own na
EMMANUELA…
My grandpapa dey ansa VICTOR.
My grandmama com say ha own na
VICTORIA.
If man answer CELESTINE Woman
say her name na CELESTINA
Man answer JUSTIN
Woman Say her name na JUSTINA..
Man answer CHRISTIAN
Woman go kuku answer
CHRISTIANA
Man say him b AUGUSTIN Woman
must answer AUGUSTINA.
Man carry GABRIEL Woman go folo
carry
GABRIELLA.. Nawa o!
Man answer JOSEPH woman say ha
own na
JOSEPHINE
My guy dey ansa JESSY, his GF com
say ha own na JESSICA.
Man is called DANIEL.
Woman will b cald DANIELLA.
Man is Called Valentine woman say
na Valentina.
So if man come answer EBO na,
wetin woman go answer, comment asap
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Jokes Etc / Re: Comedy Forum by Naijangist: 4:35pm On Oct 29, 2017
: Who is the best liar ?
Guy: Babe what phone is this ?
Girl: Well is the iPhone 8
Guy: iPhone 8 Dey ?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How much ?
Girl: Bought it for N900 thousand
Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn't go off, it has no battery, it
doesn't
need a sim card to browse, it charges
through
solar WBU, what phone do you use ?
Guy: well am using Samsung Galaxy AIT STV
Nokia
Apple Windows iPhone 30
Girl:What!!! Which kind of phone is that,
How much ?
Guy: Just 2 million only
Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it do ?
Guy: Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things
oh,
the phone browses on it's own, it has
fridge,
bedroom and parlour inside, no need for
charging, the one i love most is that it helps
me
do all the house chores and if am in the
parlour
watching a movie and the phone is in my
bedroom and it starts to ring, the phone will
walk
from the room to the parlour shouting my
name
saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me
Girl:Chai guy you can lie o ?
Guy: No be u start am ?
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Jokes Etc / Comedy Forum by Naijangist: 4:02pm On Oct 29, 2017
This is not my handwriting o, lols, Nelson
Mandela from prison to
president.
Obasanjo from prison to
president. Theodore
Orji from prison to Governor.
Omisore Iyiola from prison to senator. Al
mustapha from
prison to Brigadier General. This
prison is better
than University ooooo.....
I wanna go to prison, but i don't know the
crime
i should commit to qualify for a
great post in
Nigeria. Guys help me out, which
crime do
you think i
should commit?? Because i can't
wait to be a Billionaire....
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Jokes Etc / Comedy Forum by Naijangist: 3:50pm On Oct 29, 2017
I don't know who is giving all these small small
children phone to open whatsapp and come
here to disgrace themselves not me.....one
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""Read our Conservation
Her: Hi Deer
Me: Hi
Her: How Was You Doing?
Me: I Am Great
Her: Ok, Where Do You Born?
Me: Where Do l Born? How?
Her: l Mean Where Does Your Borning Begin?
Me: Am Confused
Her: This Guy Sef... I Mean Where Did You Born
Yourself?
Me: Hmmm.. Please Come Again!
Her: Which Come?
Me: l Mean You Should Repeat What You Said
Earlier
Her: l Say Where Did You Been Borned, This
Guy!?
Me: l Don't Understand you Oh!
Her: Born! Born!! Borrrnnn! Bottom, Drop, cry,
Wua Wua Wua.. Place Where Dem Bornet You.
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