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Kazikazi:
A pawpaw,a quail,and a goat tested positive for corona in Tanzania

What a scientist president did was to tell the Intelligence officers to take the samples of different stuff and sent them for corona tests in a state laboatory...

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-tanzania/president-questions-tanzania-coronavirus-kits-after-goat-test-idUSKBN22F0KFlaboratory.

I wanted you to bring up that hilarious video of your president claiming he tested paw paw for coronavirus. He's so embarrassed he's trying hard to hide his stupidity. The whole world is laughing At him.

Kazikazi:
Kenya is starving,everyone knows that.
Son,how is American food aid doing in kibera republic?

What has that got to do with my statement?

Those are not Kenyan pictures btw.

Kazikazi:
Even Kenya have overtaken Angola.Kwanza is dead and out.
I think Angolan problems are deeper than just oil.Angola lacks a lot of basic stuff,they are importing a lot of basic foodstuffs

If Tanzania had overtaken it then obviously Kenya is ahead Kumamoto, why are you do useless?

Kazikazi how's your scientist president doing?

Kazikazi:
BWM gov hospital, Dodoma.TZ

Why don't you start a thread about Tanzania and post these things there and we see how it fares?

chrisooblog:
two of you have proven to be devoutly idiotic morons who don't know the difference between barely and cannot

Dude, there's nothing like barely when the sky is clear. Pollution makes mountains not visible. Now pollution has reduced, these mountains can be seen very clearly. On a clear day (like what the world is experiencing) these mountains tower skies over 200km away. Like I said, you wouldn't understand because there's no mountain of that size in West Africa. Stop arguing and listen. Stop being an idiot.

chrisooblog:
please where did I say it's impossible you just like pulling stuff out of thin Air.

Ooh, now you've become humble? I like that. It means you're learning. Initially you were arguing with everyone like a mad dog over things you have no idea of.

chrisooblog:
you guys can lie for Africa. Guys the distance between Nairobi to Mount Kilimanjaro is 206 kilometres. for my Nigerian peeps this is far greater that the distance between Lagos to ibadan. Even Mount Everest that is one of the tallest mountains in the World can barely be seen from 140 kilometres on a clear day

mtisTheQubit:
hawa wasee shida huwa nini? seriously he like that Ghana guy..he quotes Kenyan imaginary stuff like he lives there...

.......and argues over it like he's seen it in real life.

theenchanter:
we have mountains here, I don't think that should be a thing to beat one's chest about.

I rather focus on what I have and u don't.... That's a functioning brain.

Thank you for mentioning two things that you don't have.

chrisooblog:
do you agree if you can't show where I said Mount Everest can't be seen from 140 km that you are an eternal fool?

Gallivant has proved you're the eternal fool already. No need to add anything.

chrisooblog:
video looks legit even at that high resolution cameras were needed to get that hazy image not the Picture Perfect enhanced images floating around social media

I thought you said it's impossible to view Mt. Kilimanjaro from Nairobi? And you said it so confidently like an expert.

chrisooblog:
OK Mr Nairobi walker please choose your camera and take a picture of Mount Kilimanjaro from Nairobi since it's what every city dweller like you claims he sees easily

What are you arguing over anyway? You're no expert in Geography, you have obviously never seen a snow-caped, 5000m high mountain to visualize how huge it is yet you're here arguing over things that are common knowledge.

[quote author=Wuoche post=88741302]The point is that Kilimanjaro can be seen from Nairobi, I think that's the debate here. Here is another video for doubts like you.

Mt. Kilimanjaro is actually visible from Nairobi. pic.twitter.com/Fa1rhYNpBA

— Mbabz (@Kalasinga_) April 16, 2020

trying to explain shit to this dude, he's an idiot. I gave up on him when he said Mt. Everest can't be seen from 140km away. That's the problem when you live in a country where the highest point is a hill.

theenchanter:
so any country without snow-capped mountain is a flat country?

Why are Kenyans so dumb these days?

Stop talking about things you don't have in your country. Focus on those tiny hills you're used to.

chrisooblog:
I noticed non of you has debunked what I said. all I have heard so far is take my word for it just because and you have no mountain and the sky is clear that's why you can see the pyramids of Egypt from Nairobi

What is there to debunk? Have you been to Nairobi? Have you ever seen any of the mountains? Stop being an idiot.

Austine1212:
Quality roads

SA is number 2 (29world) after Namibia 1 (23)

Number 3 is Rwanda (31)

https://sarf.org.za/top-10-african-countries-quality-roads/

Guess what Nigeria is not in top 10


SA road network is 790k km the biggest in africa

Nigeria 190k km

So Kenya ranks ahead of Nigeria yet people like Obaboon the fence sitter can never stop talking shit about Kenya.

Mt. Kilimanjaro from Nairobi

chrisooblog:
you guys can lie for Africa. Guys the distance between Nairobi to Mount Kilimanjaro is 206 kilometres. for my Nigerian peeps this is far greater that the distance between Lagos to ibadan. Even Mount Everest that is one of the tallest mountains in the World can barely be seen from 140 kilometres on a clear day

Unfortunately, you come from a flat country with no snow caped mountains, what would you know about snow caped mountains?

Less industry activity has brought back clearer views of Both Mt. Kenya and Mt. Kilimanjaro from Nairobi - the only city from where you can view the highest and second highest mountains on the continent.

Kazikazi:
Where u get that?

Tanzania's Swahili is smoother,polished,finer,and is spoken faster.The origin of Swahili is in TZ.

Dar es salaam, Tanzania is the biggest Swahili metropole in the world.

You need to read about the history of Swahili. Start by googling the word Shungwaya.

Kazikazi:
Oh gosh! Thats why I told u,Swahili isn't your mama tongue.You translate a language like that? Are u using a Goole translator may be!?
Dude,Kazi means job/work. That's official.But when you say kazikazi should mean work work,that won't mean anything, that's why you can hardly see it used in official way.
The only way kazikazi is used is in a slang way to mean something a bit different. Have you heard someone saying... yule demu kazikazi? ( the lady is really great). Slang isn't all about using English words in Swahili.TZ slang uses words which are shortened,or extended,or twisted,or borrowed from other languages like English,Zulu,Italian,Portuguese,etc

You clearly stated that it's Tz slang yet you accuse someone of not understanding Swahili for not knowing it? Why are you so stupid?

68816419:
why?

Why would it want to be like Lagos?

Kazikazi:
Kenya has 3 cities.
Nairobi, Mombasa,kisumu. Probably Nakuru will be a city soon

Tanzania has 7 cities
Dar es salaam,Mwanza,arusha,Dodoma,Zanzibar, tanga,mbeya.Probably Iringa town might b a city soon

So you think Zanzibar, Arusha, Iringa, Tanga are bigger than Nakuru and Eldoret?

Kazikazi:
Pwopwopwopwooooo Pwopwopwopwooooo
Tanzania is a food sufficient,a united republic. We can't sink that low.Only starving folks can do that shit

Yeah, cannibals who feed on albinos.

Kazikazi:
Kenya decided to deport those Chinese who whipped a black Kenyan guy for coming late at work

Did you open this link?

https://www.ippmedia.com/sw/habari/raia-wa-china-watimuliwa-kwa-kuwapiga-makonde-watanzania

Kazikazi:
We have sentenced some foreigners including Kenyan guy for doing that shit stuff.If they try messing our land again we will hang them

Why didn't you sentence these Chinese guys Kumakazi?

https://www.ippmedia.com/sw/habari/raia-wa-china-watimuliwa-kwa-kuwapiga-makonde-watanzania

Kazikazi:
Dude,is marathon a sport? You have nothing except running around the world showing ribs and skeleton

Neither is eating albino meat.

Kazikazi:
Their biggest blunders are these stuff which make God angry..
1.Worshipping a white man instead of God
2.Sabotaging Tanzania's progress while Tz have been chosen by God to be a superpower.By fighting us,they have made themselves the enemy of the one who bless us
3.Kenya has many atheists especially in government leadership

NB.Locusts thingy is still causing havoc. The government is overpowered by locusts

.....and you'd be the second village idiot in command after Darfay.

darfay:
I think u are right about Adis ababa being Number 2, it's already an aviation and military hub for the region. Although Nairobi seems to be trying, but they would have to try a lot harder if they are to get to the ranks of Adis ababa or even topple Dar es salaam as the economic engine room of East Africa.

If all idiots in all the villages left their village to form their own village of idiots, in that village, you'd be the village idiot.

MumuCountry:
Stvpid Kenyan mudder fugger. Aren’t foolish Kenyans mourning their former dictator? Kenyans too want talk?

The Green City in the Sun........

vaxx1:
You are not living longer , you 're sluggishly living longer. two or one years doesn't say a thing. you actually used to have a three years different but that gap is now closed to two years. that is improvement on Ghana part. and it is covering that gap soon while leaving you behind .

You always speak from your anus. No proof, no source.

Just30:
check your maternal mortality figures

Even your health ministry should be able to give it to you

Please, produce your evidence.