₦airaland Forum

Ibrahimanis:
Knock yourself out figuratively means: to make a considerable effort, to apply oneself energetically
So what I am saying is 'Kenyans Post away'!

Please, next time if you have to use some silly Nigerian pidgin figures of speech, use them when addressing fellow Zoogerians. Thank you.

darfay:
Most of those slum houses are being bought and demolished to pave way for bigger and modern houses. Our slums are changing

Call me when they actually change.

darfay:
When are you leaving Nairaland for zoogerians who own it.

As long as you are a Nairalander you are also a zoogerian

What is your stake in Nairaland Mr. Dungfuck?

Ibrahimanis:
Did you read my post? Because I called on everyone, I even mentioned Kenyans specifically!

Ok Nairobiwalker, rvp2018, Maria, jonraid, tlann, and all 50m Kenyans are invited to post on this thread

https://www.nairaland.com/4940342/african-business-economy-infrastructural-development#74451572

Happy now?

It's interesting how zoogerians on this thread don't even understand what they post themselves.

Ibrahimanis:
Everyone is invited to make a contribution.

Kazikazi, can you post those pictures about Tanzania's export here? And any other news about Tanzania's economy you have.

Kenyans! Knock yourself out.

Ghanaians! The floor is yours.


The thread is meant to be long serving, so let's keep it clean please.

https://www.nairaland.com/4940342/african-business-economy-infrastructural-development#74450952

tylann:
No Kenyan uses 2g network
In terms of internet we even beat USA
We can even show you good houses in kibera not all houses are shacks in kibera
Some are middle income apartments
But kibera is a slum and ajegunle is a slum not slummish
So stop fooling yourself and post real pictures of ajegunle

I'm ignoring that No-ones-anus idiot. He's not the person you can have a serious discussion with. He speaks from his anus reason I avoided responding to him. He thinks posting a few photos of good houses in Ajegunle - most which are hoaxes from those 419 guys - makes Ajegunle not a slum. Dude doesn't know even in Kibera there are nice houses. Ask him to post a nice aerial view of those Ajegunle houses he speaks of and he won't.

Meanwhile hear is what you you get when you google Ajegunle.

theenchanter:
makoko is the only full-blown slum in naija and its a fishing community, their men are fishermen while d women sells d fish. Its a communtiy on water. So, what guiness record do u want?

If Ajegunle is not a full blown slum then Nigeria is a developed country on the same level as Japan.

Ibrahimanis:
Everyone is invited to make a contribution.

Kazikazi, can you post those pictures about Tanzania's export here? And any other news about Tanzania's economy you have.

Kenyans! Knock yourself out.

Ghanaians! The floor is yours.


The thread is meant to be long serving, so let's keep it clean please.

https://www.nairaland.com/4940342/african-business-economy-infrastructural-development#74450952

Kazikazi?

We don't joke when we tell you Kenya is the alpha and omega of Tanzania dude. Everything Tanzanians do is to either complete or oppose Kenya. If you think you can lock Kenyans from a thread and have Tanzanians posting on it you're sick. We are the air that they breathe.

tylann:
He said langata and south c have poor infrastructure
He Has seen the picture of langata and he is busy posting history of kariobangi
He knows nothing about nairobi and he wants to teach us about our city

68816419:
u said , we Nigerians Tagged this area slums and i then proved to you that the place STILL remains slums and that no improvement has been recorded since the colonial master left the areas for black Kenyans to manage and i also mentioned that only the sections closer to the highway looks average .
i know every where in Nairobi, the facts remains that, only cbd,westland upper hill and some few other places can be compared to middle income areas in Nigeria. fact!

I see how you're trying to save face by conveniently inserting "and some few other places" to save your ass from the lies you told.

Dude, I posted you photos of greenpark estate (which you didn't even know: interesting for somebody who claims to understand Nairobi inside out) and Runda to respond to your claims and you're conveniently ignoring it to focus on Kariobangi? Just accept you lack knowledge and spoke out of ignorance to save your lying ass.

Meanwhile show me those other middle income areas in Lagos outside Lekki, Victoria and CBD that can compare with Nairobi areas outside CBD and Westlands.

68816419:
Finlay you gat something to masturbate about,

Kariobangi is a low-income residential estate in northeastern Nairobi, Kenya. It consists of both apartments and slum-type dwellings. It is split into two parts, Kariobangi North and Kariobangi South. The northern part was constructed first, with first buildings built in 1961,
Its seems like every areas in Nairobi gat slums?

As is common with most city council estates, the estate has suffered its share of maintenance neglect which coupled with uncoordinated housing extensions and new real estate developments by the so-called 'private developers' has threatened to make the estate lose its original identity and character. A number of former open -children- playgrounds have been grabbed and turned - overnight - into low-cost - both permanent and semipermanent - housing units. The highlight of this trend has been the development of an informal settlement estate 'slum', right next to the primary school. Other types of developments characteristic of the 'land grabbing mania' of the early to late 1990s include the low-cost housing units constructed in the previously vacant and sparse land area (popularly known as 'lightie'), which lies towards the north and eastern parts of the estate and which was earlier reserved for light industries/small-scale enterprises aimed at building an entrepreneurial base in the area - as a way of fighting poverty within the area and the city in general terms.

The land-grabbing mania meant the entrepreneurial dream was never to be realized as intended as the land fell into the hands of well connected - and sometimes politically correct – private developers who have since turned this land into residential estates. All these developments have come at a cost, with insecurity topping the list, leading to the establishment of a chief's camp and an Administration Police post at the heart of the estate to curb the rising incidents of crime.

I see you if ignored the stupid argument you had started about Nairobi being only the CBD and Westlands to divert attention on this after I exposed your ignorance and stupidity. Nice try.

tylann:
Geniluv will say they are just slummish

Iamleefact:
Maybe he's talking a langata different from which we know.

If Lang'ata is a slum then the whole of Nigeria is a super slum.

tylann:
What is jumia doing in Kenya
I even doubt if even jumia is nigerian

Jumia is owned by Germans. Nigerians are mere employees.

Iamleefact:
This is Kariobangi which Nigerians list as a slum

The same Nigerians will tell you Ajegunle is not a slum.

For those idiots who keep listing Kariobangi as a slum here, here is Kariobangi. Is it a slum? The random number guy, is this the CBD?
www.nairaland.com/attachments/8432228_screenshot20181211072500_jpeg6f5011e7c1d0160d4780524b85882c7f

Sportwin:
hows the tution?

how do i apply?

and it seems the intake is closed


how about mount kenya university

or africa nazerene university

For computer science, your best option is the University of Nairobi and Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology. Application is online. Visit their respective websites.

Sportwin:
computer science or petroleum engineering
depends on d duration

thank you

modified : checked online and engineering courses last 4yrs how true is that?

Petroleum Engineering is still at infancy in Kenya. Computer science, go to the University of Nairobi.

forgiveness:
I know because the capacity of each hospitals were listed there for all to see. Bhuhahahaha! .

One no even pass 900 and another within 1,000. . Sorry.

Thank you, I've gone through the list again, the Kenyan hospitals are not only more but also bigger than Nigerian ones. In fact the 6 Kenyan hospitals are equal to the 3 Nigerian hospitals x 10

forgiveness:
The three hospitals have the same capacity of the 6 hospitals.

Besides, Nigeria's hospital is ranked higher than the whole 6 hospitals in Kenya. Bhuhahahaha!

Why are you making stupid assumptions? Do you know the capacity of the ranked Kenyan hospitals for you to speak foolishly like that? You never make sense Mr. Forgive-me-I'm-stupid. No wonder your number one fan is Her Hypocrisy the Queen Genieluv.

Sportwin:
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Which course do you want to study?

68816419:
nigga, the first pics u posted is the small estates adjoined to the mall, y don't you show us the infrastructure around the mall( where black Kenyans leaves and not an extensional estates of the mall?).
Karen is more like a small residential areas for whites and few top politicians with no middle and low class Kenyans residing their(with bad infrastructure even at that),
plus,the places you find black ordinary Kenyans are places like rongai,langanta,Kibera and south c, and all these areas have on thing in common, no good roads, no good area plans, so many slums and shanty.
Manze, you need to come to Nigeria and understand what "distributed development " means, development in most Nigeria cities are evenly distributed unlike what is obtained in most other Africa cities where development are centered around CBD .

1. The photo I posted is not even close to the mall, it is in fact 50km away from the mall. Reason I say, you definitely know nothing about Nairobi and you've never been to Nairobi.

2. So Karen is small and Kibera is large? 2.5 sq. Km is bigger than 50 sq. Km? Are you even listening to yourself? Just for your information though, Karen is ranked among the world's best neighborhoods - not Africa but the whole effing World! https://www.kenyans.co.ke/news/27663-karen-estate-ranked-among-top-global-neighborhoods



3. And you think Lang'ata does not have good infrastructure? How many neighborhoods in Lagos are better than Lang'ata?

What have you shown us about Lagos other than the few photos of Lekki, Victoria and CBD? Look at this photo that's far from the CBD - How many Lagos estates can match this in terms of infrastructure? Your argument was, Nairobi is only CBD and Westlands, now I'm showing you photos of developed places in Nairobi that are far from the CBD and you're changing the argument. Please show us your supposed uniform development in Lagos. What is there to see outside Lekki, Victoria and CBD?

There's nothing to learn from Nigerian cities my friend. Stop lying to yourself. If Abeokuta and Ibadan - 90% slums and that crap I see in Lagos is what makes you think the whole Africa should come to Nigeria then you're sick. The only sub Saharan Africa countries worth emulating in City Planning are South Africa, Namibia and Botswana. Most Nigerians here think Nairobi could give Lagos a million lessons.


Below is Runda Estate that neighbors 2 Rivers if that's what you're so interested in. Part of it is outside Nairobi

tylann:
How about ngong is it in cbd
How about the athi river area is it in cbd and it is well developed

Idiocy is untreatable.

68816419:
its only in kenya that malls equates development,large malls are built in sparsely populated areas and in areas projected to be having better market prospects and not bcs of the development of such areas .
I challenge you to show me nice roads(Inner roads) ,well planned areas in that area where the mall (2Rivers) is built and you should also show me any good roads infrastructure in other parts of the so called "greater Nairobi",please?.

Dude, I mentioned 2 Rivers because 2 Rivers has been posted here. Stop being an idiot. The roads around 2 Rivers are what Nigerians can only dream of. Is Karen in the CBD? Have you been to Nairobi? Do you know how far from the CBD this photo below was taken? Stop being an Idiot and argue on facts.

68816419:
Well,you claimed that the so called greater Nairobi is large, but yet, the only developed parts of it are less than 2%(mostly CBD, upper hill and Westland) and not far a parts from each other(@ most 3KMs).
Are their good roads infrastructures and distributed developments in these other areas, why do you then dwell in showing only the 2% good parts of the so called "greater nairobi'' ?

Let me ask you a simple question, is the 2Rivers mall in the CBD? Please, stop being an idiot.

Just30:
dont be deceived
abuja is just a small build up area
less than 24 km across

Of course I know..............I was being sarcastic for this forgiveness fellow getting excited over city boundaries. Just like the idiot Kazikazi believes Dar with 1500 sq. km boundaries is bigger than Nairobi with 696 when Nairobi has grown beyond those borders while Most of the 1500 sq, km of Dar is not built up.

forgiveness:
Bridge hospital and Abuja clinic are better than Lister hospital/fertile center and Komfo Anokwe teaching hospital.

They are both rated 43 & 93 best hospitals in Africa while aforementioned hospitals in Ghana came a distant 109 & 118.

Even Zankli medical center ranked at 138 is better than Nyaho medical center ranked at 139.

I couldn't help but notice a 48 million people Kenya has 6 hospitals in the top 50 while the 200M Nigeria has only 3. No wonder you guys die so young.

http://hospitals.webometrics.info/en/ranking_africa

darfay:
Nigerians control everything in Ghana from Top to bottom

The larges companies are owned by Nigerians

Most of your TV stations are owned by Nigerians

Most of your celebrities live in Lagos

We control the phone/electronic market

Most of your upscale houses are owned by Nigerians

Nigerians outnumber you in your universities

We do your retail trade(owning multiple supermarket and stores) from kumashit to akara

Yet they live better than you. Stupid idiots.

darfay:
But c facts below

Okay, Abuja is also bigger than New York. Are you happy now?

Stupid zoogerians with their zoo education.

forgiveness:
Who created Tema metropolis district?

If Abuja is dead, how come Nnamdi Azikiwe airport is more busier than Kotoko international airport? Bhuhahahaha!

If Abuja is dead, why does it have malls than the entire Ghana?

If Abuja is dead, how come it has better estates, better hospitals, better hotels, more and better parks, railway system, more skyscrapers, airport, etc than Accra?

Accra is not among the top 10 livable cities in Africa. Stop lying.

FCT is bigger than Greater Accra times two. Abuja the capital is bigger than Accra times two with bigger population than Accra.

All those towns you listed were not counted worth enough to be among the 140 best livable cities in the world of which Abuja and Lagos made the numbers. Bhuhahahaha!

Nakuru has more malls than Abuja

darfay:
Tlann

Nairobiwalker

Gallivant

You're the one who should view those stupid Photos, we have plenty of them in Kenya.

forgiveness:
Show me what Kenya and Ghana have achieved in English and stop ranting.

Show me what Nigeria has achieved in conservation.

forgiveness:
I am showing you how Nigerians are better than both Kenya and Ghana combined in the same foreign language called English, you are here talking about environment.

Nigeria is far better than both Kenya and Ghana in English. That's all.

The Ghanian guy running amok here will be tamed soon. Now, I am busy.

Just listen to how your president speaks like the Ghanaians told you and you'll understand.