I met a girl on Facebook and we met face to
face yesterday and I decided to take her out for val where we can relax and talk better and (rent a room) as she added. I was with N1000 only.
I paid for our bike N200, and I was left with
N800.when we got there before I could order a
malt for her, she ordered for 3bottles of big
stout for 1050 and 2 plates of pepper soup that
is 1000, nkwobi 800 and said I will pay when I order for my own, she then asked me to buy her airtel 1000, as I went outside, I disappeared from there..
My reason for running away was

(1) my head still dey imagine wat she will do to me after 3 bottles of big stout

(2) who will pay...

pls did I do the wrong thing

One day, two of my friends came visiting and we decided to go out on a picnic,along with my little brother. After packing d food and all we needed, we set off to a quite seaside. After chatting for few minutes, we decided to eat and began unpacking d basket which has d food in it, only for us to discover we forgot d spoons at home. I then told my little brother to go get it while we wait. He replied with disapproval say 'I know u want to trick me so u can eat d whole food be4 I come back'. I promised him we will wait for his arrival, but he disagreed. After much persuasion and promises, he decided to go. My friends and I started chatting to whirl away tym and wait for my brother's arrival. After 2hrs, there was no sign of him. 4hrs went by, and I began wondering what could av delayed him becos d distance between our house and d seaside can be covered within 30mins. My friends and I are already going hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my brother's return. After 5hrs, d hunger was so unbearable that we decided to eat with our hands. As we were about eating, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and there,my brother appeared from behind a tree shouting "I said it, I knew u would eat d food be4 I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".�� Pls if u re d one, what will u do to ur brother.

Snowangel4:
On ur own indeed

So u dnt believe me, My 'Jantamanta' was awakened rather disturbed yet it was on its own.

I was on my own in my room, she knocked on my door I didn't respond, she came in and started caressing me I was on my own o, she started pulling down my shorts I didn't say anything, she got undressed I didn't touch her o, she pushed me on the bed I didn't say anything she started riding on me I only moaned 20 minutes later she wore her clothes and left I didn't even touch her. 5 weeks later, she came with her family only to say she's pregnant Abeg who is responsible?? # REMEMBER I was on my own

So your man tells you he is not planning on having kids or getting married anytime soon as he is still sorting out his life... He tells you he wants to have his second degree, a proper house and a bigger car first. You sit there smiling with just a birth certificate thinking how 'lucky' a wife you'll be? With the little he has, you ask for Brazilian hair and designer shoes. He goes to work and then straight to class after work. He leaves you in pyjamas in the morning and returns to find you in the same pyjamas in the evening. While he studies you watch "Telemundo"'African Magic' and 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' He comes back home to find pap and chicken in the microwave. The only serious conversation you ever have is about the type of groceries you guys need. The only advice you give him is "Babe you need to buy a new pair of socks, the ones you bought last time are torn." Nothing intelligent comes out of your mouth. No plans of making your own life better. Yes you're are pretty, no doubt about that. But so is every second girl passing by. Don't you realise that you're not doing anything a maid can't do? When he finishes studying, the first thing he will do is REPLACE HIS MAID. Because then he would be able to afford a maid and have a PROPER WIFE who has brains. That's when we are going hear your infamous last words, "I was with him through thick and thin when he had nothing, now that he is successful he thinks I am nothing" Truth is, yes, you're right. You've always been NOTHING but a maid to him. My dear, empower yourself to be the woman a successful man wants to be with... a woman who would be able to sustain her home if anything happens to his job or his health!

Give her ur sch fees.. very simple!!
lalasticlacla... whr u dey
#FTC.

I am in my thirties and married with two kids. When I was in school, I used to have high libido and my urge for sex was very constant. I had a bunch of girlfriends at the time and we met occasionally for a ‘good time’. I once met a girl from the South-South part of Nigeria. Most girls from this area are known for their insatiable lust for sex. We got together very often and the sex was really good. She was great in bed and I never disappoint either. Whenever we make love, she begs me to ‘cum’ as it takes me so long to reach orgasm most times. I recently got married to a lady from my state (A Yoruba woman). Initially, the sex was really good, but soon after, I became less interested in lovemaking. It got to a point that I no longer last in bed like I used to. Our lovemaking sessions only last a few minutes. Also, my wife doesn’t get wet whenever we have sex, and she finds it really hard to reach orgasm. I have tried it all, even giving her head as much as I can. Though I love her, this whole thing is making us feel like we are no longer in love with each other. I would like an advice on what to do to regain my high libido. What drugs/foods I can take. And also, what can my wife use to improve her sex drive. Your opinions and advice would be really appreciated.

One night she called me and asked me if I wanted to have dinner and I accepted gladly. I did not know what her plan was but I decided to cooperate. We ate dinner and talked and she told me how much she missed but she was still with this guy that she had only been seeing for 2 weeks. After our dinner we both left our separate ways but hearing what she said hurt me even more so I decided to follower her home to try to talk to her more. When she arrived I parked my car outside of her house and watched her walk in to hug Joe. It was now 10:30 and it was very cold out since it was December. They walked inside and I decided to get out of the car to eavsedrop on them. They were in the bedroom and began kissing and holding each other. The window was open so I was able to hear everything that was said. She told him that she was still a virgin and he replied that there was no need to worry. He began kissing down her neck and took off her shirt to reveal her b-cup tits. I watched this and I began to get hard, the thought of another man taking my girl for some reason excited me. They broke from their kiss and to my surprise 2 other men walked in. Alex at first seemed shocked but her and I both knew what was going to happen. She got down on her knees and undid Joe’s pants to reveal a huge 9-inch dick. She kissed the head and began sucking on the entire shaft. As this was going on, the other two men undressed and one walked up behind her and she began sucking on his dick as well. This was making me so Hot; my ex fiancée had become a slut in one night. She took each dick in her hands and began alternating between sucking either one of them. The other man began undoing her skirt and her thong to reveal a beautiful pussy that I have never seen before. She positioned his face over her snatch and began licking her pussy, tounge fucking her and all. At this point I couldn’t take it anymore and whipped my dick out and started to stroke away. After a few minutes Joe pulled his dick away and looked at her as she winked at him. She continued sucking the other guys cock as Joe positioned himself over her pussy. With one clean thrust he plunged into the depths of the girl that I loved ever so dearly. She let out a yell but I could tell she enjoyed it as her pace sped up on sucking the other guy’s dick. The guy that was receiving no action was jerking off; I wonder what was planned next. Joe kept pumping her pussy and Alex released from the mans dick she was sucking. The other guy came up to her and told her to sit still as he began to Bleep her mouth. At the same time she was being bleeped in her pussy and her mouth. The other guy positioned himself by her as and poured some kind of oil on his dick. With that Alex released from the mouth Bleep and she positioned herself to be double penetrated. This was making me so Hot I felt like I was going to blow any minute. Once in position, She returned to the guy that was mouth fucking her and sucked on his shaft. She screamed out, “ Oh ya Bleep my holes! Ohhhhh yes, please harder, harder!” At that point Joe pulled his dick out of her pussy and the other pulled it out of her ass and the two of them jerked off right in front of her face. With this, Alex released from the sucking and began sucking on their dicks interchangably. It appeared that Joe was going to blow first to Alex focused on him. With a few more strokes and some deep Drinking he shot load after load into her mouth. To my astonishment, she swallowed it, even though her face was covered. She did the same to the other guy that was fucking her ass and he blew his load all over her face and into her mouth. With that she said, “ ohh ya I love the taste of your cum!” The last guy that had not yet exploded began to Bleep her pussy. At that point I blew my load all over myself, watching her take those cum shots made me very exicted and I was unable to hold back any longer. The guy kept fucking her pussy and she let out a yell as she cummed. He was about ready to blow and she told him to shot his load into her cunt. As he did and pulled out, I could see the cum oozing out of her pussy and she stuck her finger in and licked it up. At this point I thought that were finished but I didn’t notice that all three of them began jerking off again right over her face. Within 5 minutes, they all shot their loads at the same time all over her face and into her mouth. She licked up every last drop of it like it was candy. With this I decided that it was time for me to leave. I could not believe what I had just witnessed but I hope someday I can witness it again. Seeing a girl I love so much taken by 3 other men is a turn on that none other can beat.

If you think you are hot then sit naked on maize and let it burn into popcorns. It’s amazing when you meet a lady at the mama-mgbechi stalls. She is standing right behind you like it is a queue. Her lips are red hot, good! Her eye brows are cut and painted afresh in some kiwi or charcoal soup, nice! Her cleavage screams demanding your eyes to peep, those things are exposed to the tip of that other thing we can mention… not bad! Her legs, the vicinity climbs all the way to her thighs; we call it Thai-land and Bam-kok! Not bad! At the mama mgbechi your pay #250 and order for salad; that very moment she raises her nose and twists her mouth in abhorrence, as if silently castigating you in hatred simply because you are purchasing vegetables. Surprisingly she also buys the same after you, does it means that salads is only girls. I’m in a constant resentment of this campus ladies, who have solely elevated themselves into some alien creatures way out of this planet. In essence they perceive themselves as “hot ladies”, too posh for this planet! You think you are hot simply because you wear tonnes of make-up on your face, making you look like something that just escaped from purgatory. The weight of the make-up on you is enough to break down a wheelbarrow. Your lipstick can repaint an entire Coca-Cola depot shop! Worse is some of you “hot” ladies confuse nail cutex for lipstick, shindwe! We shall pray for you for free! You think you are hot simply because there’s a bald-headed old forgie with a bulging stomach who picks you every Friday evening in a 3rd class Isuzu KVX. You go on a drinking spree and return every Sunday with a shoprite polythene and your oversized handbag carrying all the panties you changed throughout the entire weekend. He’s a clever old man, he knows his needs; a good weekend massage for his tummy, and you are the cheapest he can afford by simply enticing you with a weekend shopping. That is why he does you shopping that is enough only to last you for a week so that the next weekend you have all reasons to “crave” for him. I got no words for you, come for an additional stock of e-pills. We also do legalised abortion and give free ARVs, feel free to visit us at Common Room 5000. Now that you think you are hot, you cannot cook, you only go out! You don’t have the semester’s course outline but have the best knowledge of the latest alcohol brand that tastes good. Again you do not cook, chips is what you know, Pizza is your thing! You’ll grow fat and die thin. We will look for a good carpenter to design your casket, then we shall take a moment of silence and sing “let the dead bury themselves!”

Isaacmacdon:
d thunda dat z abt 2 fire u z doin press up, kip lovin' ur head there.. Its wen u see ur future wife likin sum1 dats much younga dan u then ur senses wud b restored..

then hlp me with an advice on Hw to stop, cos I feel guilty anytime we finish having a "romp" in a hotel like last Sunday

I'm in love with a married woman with 1 kid. I'd want to stop but don't knw Hw...

matured advice pls.

onoikenna:
This hommie son enjoy life wella

cos he worked for it.. kudos!!