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WriteerNg:
⚡Iran has instructed oil tanker crews in Bahrain and Kuwait to evacuate their vessels before they’re targeted.

LordAdam,
See YOUR people.



They are still publishing LETTERS.

Iran matter dan tire person.

FUNNY thing about bombing Iran's TANKERS is that IF Iran begins to BOMB every TANKER too, they'd still have TONS of tankers to BLOW UP by the time the American TERRORISTS run out of Iranian tankers to bomb.

The TERRORISTS have given and are STILL giving Iran endless reasons to WRECK the Global Economy but Iran is acting like a MOOMOO.

Start BLASTING AWAY.
WRECK every economy in the Middle East.
And take the Global Economy along with it.

STOP DULLING!

WriteerNg:
⚡IRGC shot down an U.S. Army MQ-1C Gray Eagle over the Strait of Hormuz.

Iran is ADDICTED!



The TERRORISTS downgraded to MQ-1C after Iran DEVOURED 50 of their MQ-9s.

This is LESS expensive than MQ-9 but it's still $20M+.

Iran is on a DRONE DIET today.

They PLUCKED one from UNDERWATER.
And PLUCKED another from the AIR.

LordAdam16:
omo na after I see update of the attacks, nai me kon dey see statements from houthi honchos say dem go retaliate hard

if na iran now, generals for khatam go first discuss target list, then e go go supreme national security council
then if amendments dey, e go go back khatam, before e return snsc
after approval, dem go share coordinates give military districts wen go fire

and they have to do all this in military secrecy

before missiles start dey leave iran, cobbler for my estate don know where dem 1 attack

-Lord

The process is even WORSE than I imagined.
So much BUREAUCRACY and RED TAPE.

It's a MIRACLE that the RETALIATORY Guard Corps (salute to FoolishBoy419) are able to hit anything.

The CRAZY part is when they ANNOUNCE their retaliation, people will CONDEMN them.
DURING their retaliation, people will CONDEMN them.
AFTER their retaliation, people will CONDEMN them.

For ONE retaliation, they'll receive THREE condemnations.

Meanwhile, Houthis are here BLASTING AWAY before anybody can muster their breath for any condemnation.

SonOfWords:
It's sad and pitiable seeing what Britain has become. A bedraggled doll in the comity of nations and a squeaking voice in global affairs.

To think these weaklings colonized us and are still holding our commonwealth ransom, is even the more annoying part.

It's no wonder one ordinary Israeli ambassador is talking tough to them. From Starmer to Burnham, just a bunch of yellow-bellied sissies.

It's EMBARASSING!

WORST part is they are NOT even as weak as Starmer/Burnham and the Labour Government is making them seem.

Sure their glory days are LONG past but Britain is still a NUCLEAR POWER.
With a REASONABLE population.
And a good relationship (for Britain) with MANY of its former COLONIES.

In a war, they can STILL draw human and material resources from their former colonies especially in AFRICA.

So as weak as they may have become, they are NOT weak enough for a little GENOCIDAL Nation like ILLsrael that uses Fifth-Generation Fighter Jets to BOMB civilians with sticks and stones to be talking NONSENSE to them.

Liberal Governments are just WEAK.

You'll see how Nigel Farage will wield Britain's Power IF he becomes PM.

You'll wonder IF it's a DIFFERENT Britain.

Only downside is Farage will DEFINITELY be ALL IN with ILLsrael.

WriteerNg:
⚡Houthi spokesman Yahya Saree:

In response to Saudi attacks on our people, we carried out a large military operation targeting Aramco oil facilities in Abha, Najran and Jizan, as well as the Khamis Mushit airbase, with dozens of ballistic missiles and drones.

BOMB FIRST, announce it LATER.

This is THE WAY.

LordAdam16:
@na.master

this is for you

overnight attacks by the houthis have caused 73 civilian casualties in saudi arabia

if na houthis get iran capabilities, tel aviv for don empty
if na dem get russia capabilities, everybody for dis planet for dey find ticket to mars

dem b sure 2+ team
you go score us but we go score you
goals boku

-Lord

"ticket to mars"



Very TRUE sha!

Houthis are the ONLY ones that seem to understand the kind of PRINCIPALITIES and POWERS they wrestle against.

So they match FIRE for FIRE!
WICKEDNESS for WICKEDNESS!

They are almost as BLOODTHIRSTY as the enemies they fight.
Their appetite for BLOODSHED and WICKEDNESS matches those of the enemies.

And it's so GLORIOUS!

They just NEED more capabilities.
Imagine Houthis with 65-70% of the capabilities of Iran, EVERYBODY will have sense.

They also did something that's Iran RARELY does:

They launched their RETALIATORY attacks first BEFORE they publish the targets in a public announcement.

Iran does it the OTHER way round—the WRONG way, if you ask me.

Also, this DREADED line of the Houthis will stay with me for a LONG time:

"Brothers turn around or face God."

All the BADASSERY in the World CONDENSED into a SINGLE line.

Chef's kiss!

WriteerNg:
⚡British diplomats have privately assured the US that new sanctions on Israeli settlements are largely symbolic and will not materially affect UK-Israel trade or security ties.

The reassurance is aimed at limiting any backlash from the Trump administration as Andy Burnham’s government prepares to announce the measures.

This was OBVIOUS from the start.
But the GENOCIDAL Baby Killers were already HYPERVENTILATING because even MEANINGLESS and symbolic sanctions is an INSULT to them.

Their GENOCIDE is commanded by God and therefore, EVERYBODY should be CHEERING for them as they MURDER and MAIM children.

As for Burnham and his Labour Party, the way they'll LOSE the next general Parliamentary Elections will do them like ELECTRIC SHOCK.

LordAdam16:
open map

saudi is very big

and na desert
no room to hide

it'll be like napoleon's invasion of russia
the saudis would just let them advance
then pick them off with airstrikes and let the elements do the rest

it's like asking afghans to fight in the steepes of mongolia
they'd lose their home advantage and get humbled real quick

the houthis should focus on capturing more PLC territory and pushing down south to control the entire BAM strait
the way to handle the saudis is to use missiles to wreck their fragile economy
smash abqaiq and MbS is finished

-Lord

Damn!

So there is NO reasonable way the Houthis can turn Saudi into a warfront too?

The Middle East has been plagued by AGGRESSORS who attack people and turn countries into WARZONES while preserving the tranquility of their own countries.

US.
ILLsrael.
And now, the Saudis.

The Houthis can definitely WRECK their oil facilities with Missiles and drones.

But I want MORE.
Do to their country as they've done to yours.

They've turned Yemen into a theatre of WAR.
It's only fair to reciprocate by doing the same to Saudi Arabia.

Perhaps the ILLsraeli strategy they're using to HARASS Spain in Ceuta can come in handy in this scenario.

LordAdam16:
has the uk imposed the sanctions they've been threatening

abi why these demons dey bleat this night?

-Lord

The Labour Government is attempting to do the BAREST minimum to show their voters they're TOUGH on ILLsrael.

But the GENOCIDAL ILLsraelis are having NONE of it.

They demand TOTAL subservience.

Instead of banning ALL trades with ALL of ILLsrael, they are doing FAKE targeting.
While still actively selling WEAPONS to ILLsrael.

IF the ILLsraelis were NOT such ingrates, they'd be thanking their stars.
But they are ENTITLED.

And the West has ENABLED them so much so far that they see any SEMBLANCE of consequences for killing THOUSANDS of children and civilians as an ABOMINATION.

By the way, the SHITTY, half-ass way the Labour Government and their Prime Ministers have HANDLED the ILLsraeli GENOCIDE will guarantee that they lose MASSIVELY in the next election.

Leftist voters are QUICK to reject their Politicians.
Of course, that'll guarantee that they get WORSE, right-wing Politicians like Reform UK in power.
Those ones will make EVERYTHING worse and still go ALL IN with sponsoring ILLsrael's GENOCIDE.

Tomorrow is September 8.
Canada's retaliatory tariffs are SUPPOSED to go into effect.

What will Carney do?

We'll see how it goes

WriteerNg:
⚡Zelensky has asked Parliament to consider legalizing possession and creation of pornography within Ukraine.

This occurred after a 2025 case, where a Ukrainian OnlyFans creator asked Zelensky to legalize porn.

Ukrainian women and girls will be TRAFFICKED like never before.

The NEW Epstein Island will be populated by Ukrainian children and women.

WriteerNg:
⚡Saudi Arabia has launched a full-scale attack on the Houthis in Yemen, along with its mercenaries and air support

About 10 fronts have opened up.

Houthis should try to ENSURE that the war is NOT confined to Yemen alone.

They MUST add some kind of ground operation to the MISSILES they send to Saudi Refineries.

SonOfWords:
Seun, I think it's going to be more convenient if your site can provide a feature where a user can pin a particular thread on his home page for swifter navigation.

I don't know about other users but I often find it tiresome that I have to click and wade through five pages before getting to this thread, especially in an environment with messy Internet service.

Once I open nairaland, one click should be enough to bring me directly to this thread. No be every time your home page content dey concern me🥲.

Keep a tab for the thread open INDEFINITELY.

I have NOT been to the Nairaland FrontPage in MONTHS.
I go DIRECTLY to the thread's tab.

opes:
This man will set this country on fire if he is not checked. The Federal Government should act swiftly. He tested the waters with Kwankwaso, but after a strong warning, Kwankwaso’s name disappeared from his lips. The same thing happened with Adelabu, who reportedly petitioned the DSS. He dared not include either of them in his fake prophecies again.
He is gaslighting and may set the country on fire. He should be invited and questioned.

Tinubu is NOT a serious President.

Otherwise, this SCAMMER, Sheikh Gumi and MULTIPLE Newspapers owners/editors would have been in JAIL for being THREATS to National Security.

Sonyboom:
This government really do not know how to sell it accomplishments instead of allowing over night lovers of Nigeria called obidient shape the narrative using Kanu machinery.

Tinubu has the WORST PR team in Nigeria history.
Even his pictures look like something that was taken on a Symbian Phone.

It may come back to BITE him in the ass.

The Government is gaining MASSIVE grounds in terms of the economy.

For instance, the other day OPPOSITIONS were crying all over the Internet about how World Bank Reports said 63% of Nigerians now live in poverty.

They BLAMED Tinubu's policies for that.
Meanwhile the SAME world bank report stated that Tinubu's policies helped Nigeria to AVOID a BIG ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.

The Report then went ahead to INSIST that Tinubu's Economic Policies MUST be SUSTAINED.

That's basically an ENDORSEMENT for Tinubu by the World Bank.

His Media team should be BLASTING it across the Internet, TV and Radio that the World Bank has ENDORSED Tinubu for Second Term.

Instead, they are busy engaging TROLLS and telling them that the hard parts have PASSED.

They should tell people that they are ALREADY winning.

The American PDFile ATTACKED Iran and DISRUPTED 25% of the Global Oil Supply.

YET, you'll NOT find any QUEUE anywhere in Nigeria.
There is NO petrol scarcity ANYWHERE in Nigeria.

Large thanks to Tinubu and, of course, Dangote.

Yet some people will CONTINUE to BEEEETCH about what he's done for the common man.

Meanwhile, some countries are SHUTTING DOWN offices and implementing MANDATORY work from homes because they DON'T have fuel.

Also, cars are CHEAPER now than in 2024 and earlier this year.

Why?

Tinubu REDUCED import duty.
And he completely REMOVED import duty on Mass Transit Vehicles like buses.
Cheap Electric Vehicles from China and other places too now attract ZERO import duty.

Plus, our continuously RISING Foreign Reserves has moved from STABILISING the Naira to actively IMPROVING the value of the Naira.

Due to the Naira appreciation ALONE, you now SAVE up to #2.48 MILLION on a car you'd have bought for #28.9M in January.

And that's before factoring in the REDUCTION in Import Duty.

Another WIN for the economy is the Blue Economy Deal he signed with China.

Nigerian Fish Farmers can now EXPORT Fish to China at ZERO tariff.

That's a market of 1.4 BILLION people fully UNLOCKED.

BIGGEST failure of his Administration is INSECURITY.

And on that, he's working FULL-TIME with the US Military that the oppositions like to WORSHIP.

He has EXPANDED the Nigerian Military.
He added 4 NEW divisions.

Plus, he ordered 24 BRAND NEW Fighter Jets for the Nigerian Military.

And despite the RELENTLESS attacks of TERRORIST and BANDITS, the Nigerian Military and Police RESCUE victims EVERYDAY.

Opposition will HARP on terrorist attacks while glossing over the FACT that RESCUES happen EVERY DAY.

Also, Tinubu did the GREATEST thing that ANY Nigerian President or Politician has EVER done since Independence:

He SEIZED money from Corrupt Politicians and put it DIRECTLY in the pockets of Nigerian Students throul NELFUND.

NOBODY has ever done that.

Under Tinubu, Nigeria is collecting money from POLITICIANS and giving it to STUDENTS.

That's UNHEARD OF.
NEVER been done.

And the students DON'T pay back the loans UNLESS they get a JOB.

It's a WIN-WIN for the students.

Plus, students now have a STABLE academic calender due to ZERO ASUU strike.
4 years is 4 years.

Granted, some State Universities still go on strike but that's on their GOVERNORS.

With the kind of STRIDES he's made for Nigeria, his Media Team should have PROPAGANISED so hard that every Nigeria household should have picture of Tinubu they KISS first thing in the morning and last thing at night.

His Media Team are too INCOMPETENT.

NOBODY who has ever read The Bible will utter this NONSENSE.

Thing is practically a MANUAL for SYSTEMIC MISOGYNY.

IF you go to a Female Restroom, you'll ALWAYS find a SHITTY planner who's in DESPERATE need of tampon or pads.

And you'll find people who plan BETTER ready to lend a hand.

A Girl Dad would NOT have made his daughter BLEED profusely for several days EVERY month for HALF her life.

Would have found a BETTER way to DISCARD the unfertilised eggs.

He CREATED women to BREED.
He PUNISHES them with periodic BLEEDING and CRAMPS when they FAIL to do so.

He PROGRAMMED their body thusly:

BREED or BLEED.

Period is women's PUNISHMENT for FAILING to get pregnant.

Also, saying God is Girl Dad because he was there for you after he KILLED your father is MADNESS!

shoodboi2:
Which kind talk be this one? 🤣🤣🤣

Very SHOCKING something.

LordAdam16:
favor to modi and tokayev

-Lord

Modi deserves NO favours.

WriterrNg:
⚡The Russian enterprise “Ural Locomotives” continues to work on a batch of three domestic trains for high‑speed railways. In early September 2026.

Russia get problem.

Even their train looks like a MISSILE.

Lordadam16,

Why is Putin STILL meeting with the Real Estate Developers?

Has he LOST his mind?
Or has been INFECTED by Pezeshkian?

QuinQ:
He's definitely talking to a Nigerian Yahoo Boy. They get AI app them dey use fool clients

Yahoo Boy JAM senior Yahoo Boy.


The Hunter is now the CLIENT.

The Nurse is a WARRIOR.

She paid the ULTIMATE price to get a SERIAL RAPIST off the street.

Now, it's up to that community to GUARANTEE that the rapist cum MURDERER is sentenced to DEATH by hanging.

So the FAKE NEWSPAPER knew he was "Atiku's LOBBYIST" yet they've been reporting his tweets as being from a "US Firm".

Were I Tinubu, I'd be pulling licenses and SHUTTING DOWN these FAKE Newspapers EVERYDAY.

They VOTED for the PDFile.
They can pay for his CRIMES.

Shame that the REST of the World has to pay for it too.

This is a BIG security issue IF true.

Imagine if TERRORISTS, BANDITS or KIDNAPPERS use your NIN to register a SIM and then discard the SIM after a successful operation.

Security agents can trace other SIMS linked to that NIN and you'll find yourself EXPLAINING things you know NOTHING about.

You could be JAILED for YEARS for crimes you did NOT commit.

This is very SERIOUS stuff.

However, this is NOT on MTN.
Agents of other networks are like doing it too.

Nigerians are CURSED with GREED and the inordinate need to CUT CORNERS.

Someone did something that could RUIN another person's life because they wanted to make an extra #2K.

Instead of letting someone without NIN go and forfeit the registration fees, the GREEDY agents chose to use another person's DETAILS to register it.

It's DANGEROUS!

Best thing is for Government/NCC to introduce more STRINGENT registration processes.
Like sending OTP codes to a SIM already linked with a NIN before linking another SIM to that NIN.

Before you introduce anything to Nigeria, AUDIT the entire process and procedure.
Make sure there is NOTHING to exploit and NOWHERE to cut corners.

Too MANY criminals in the country.

The US Military is fighting LEAKS to the Press.
Then someone LEAKED what they are doing to fight the leaks.

FUNNY stuff.

He DIED in the Epstein War and now his Widow may have to HAWK herself on OnlyFans to survive.

The US Military is DENYING her certain benefits because of the PDFile's lies that "it's NOT a war".
They say he did NOT die in active COMBAT.

Emergency Maintenance is a GIFT that keeps on giving.

They used it to save FACE.
And now they are using it to save MONEY.

LordAdam16:
issuance of early mail-in ballots for this year's midterms in november has started

by next month the writing will be on the wall

-Lord

They are now treating the PDFile like a PLAGUE.

Reports of EXPLOSIONS near Kharg Island.

Their Messiah HATES them.

But the SLAVES will NEVER learn.

LordAdam16:
it is official

diesel hits all time high in the us

promise made, promise kept

-Lord

ONLY thing that can save the PDFile now is full-scale RIGGING.