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u be gate woman?

i second that

Yeparipa!This is why am hot!
But seriously dude!That pic is nice buit u would have done d camera a great favour if u hadn't worn those shades abi nah spec dem dey call am.
_{who asked for ur pic anyways?}

olanajim:
I love you reverend. Keep preaching your Gospel of immorality. Make sure you start from your home, lead your sister in that manner. They would aid your cause.

lol

Yes O,He is the reason am still alive!Thank You Lord!

Dad says i have to go to d party,can u come pls.
_{am i a party freak?}

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=70433.msg1357497#msg1357497 date=1186245930]Nana, i am more taken back by the fact that the other guy is a Pastor and
1. Divorced
2. Having sex without being married

what kind of pastor could that be, no wonder the bible said, judgement will start from the church, because that realy surprised me, that seems to be pastor oshodi[/quote]Abi o.

Make i give u advise? Infact,what part of London do u live?

What will i call such a person She na daddy or wetin?

somze:
So dry

Watev!

PHEESAYOUR:
You be Finidi George?

Fisayo _namesakeNa so finidi dey do? 

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=70433.msg1357315#msg1357315 date=1186241697]I find this so funny and i just can't help but share with fellow NairaLanders, enjoy!!!

I’m 21 years old and an undergraduate. For four years, I’ve dated a guy I knew from secondary school. He was my first man but lately my love for him has diminished. This is because he would not play his role sexually, financially and in other repects. Whenever I complain, his excuse is that he is an orphan and that affects him. I’ve not asked for too much and I’ve never received the cheapest present from him. Rather, he prefers spending money on drinks with friends and strangers.

There was a time I asked him for money to do my hair and he said he was broke, only for me to discover that he took his female neighbour on a shopping spree. When I asked, he said the girl forced him to pay for a dress at the boutique!

Meanwhile, I met a 28-year-old divorcee with two kids. He is caring and satisfies me sexually, financially and even spiritually, because he is a pastor. He proposed to me, but I’m afraid. He said his father wants him to go back to his wife and not bring in any new wife. Which of these is my Mr. Right?
E.E,

Ibadan[/quote]Some questions dont need answers.Bcause the guy hasn't been there for her financially,the relationship is now about to become history. Na wa o. The person should just think twice make Lord of Love no punish am.

Reverend:
This reverend is all about common sense and normality

Yeah right

StephenP:
Is that s'posed to be funny?

We aint telling ya to laugh

Wot sorta reverend is this sef?

olanajim:
Wears purdah

Lol. . .what if she is a xtian?

Me sef dey wonder o

Oluwa o!
Being a doctor demands sacrifice of time,energy,emotions/feelings amongst other things.
Being an actress also demands all the things listed above. U gotta choose one.It's only if of course u can be an actress but always play d role of a doctor in all the films u act. I wish u all the best in d decision u make and pls,think twice.
U're the author of ur life!No one can tell u what to become in future.
Think Twice and wisely.
BTW:U can always write down the reasons why u wanna become a doc and reasons why u wanna become an actress. Wiv this,u should be able to decide.

Girl!Weren't you da same person that reported that lots of guys were disturbing u? Na wa o
If truly u're 16,then what u're having for the guy is mere infatuation and u're living in fantasy island. U've got lots of tangible things to think about other than falling for a guy wey no even notice u.

so wot?

No be small thing o.Baby girl,i know how u feel but if u try dating 'em all,that one na die o. Pray to God to be ur strength and have self determination not to have a boyfriend now till u're prolly 18.All these agbayas sef. .

dont even know what to say about u

Won wa ni alafia. Se o n enjoy ategun Naija?

Mo ki onile mo ki alejo o

hailtopsy:
i should think you are just a mere foolish man. 19years and u have the mouth to even spill it out? are u meant to build or destroy. You meet a tiny girl whom probably haven't a clue to her directions to life and you come up to paste this?
What a waste of personalty

lol

Tosin wole:
after our 2 and half months old strike.on my way to ibadan, i met a young pretty lady in the vehicle i board.then after a long talk from lagos to ibadan we exchange numbers and she promised to visit me, which she did. after a little paparazzi with her i found out tat she is 19 and a virgin and she said she want me to disflower but i must marry her. she said she love me and i do too. but am confused because i don't want to make promises, when i tried inserting my privates into her she started crying and im don't what to hot her but she said she want it OPEN ONCE & FOR ALL!! which i refused but i make juice out 4 times which she confessed she enjoyed

please tel me what to do

How old are u?
Are u ready for commitment?
When did u meet her that u both are already falling in love?
Pls,if u know u aint ready for commitment,pls just let her be for now.

THat aint the real video but it's nice tho.Let the haters keep on hating.Shio.

U're welcome. I no get ur time

sect:
I just realised that its jand girls that are rating this Banky guy high for singin this song that lacks creativity, maybe its because u are not @ home to see the outrageous number of creative & dynamic music Nigerian artist sing that is y you are praising it & @mumu watcher(s) the mumu here loves dynamic,lyrical & creative music of great concept thats why he doesn't regard it as a song.

Dude!I ain't got time to argue,I've said what i want i want to say and that's all. I will just leave to keep criticizing.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=4826.msg1355523#msg1355523 date=1186171177]it makes your heart do jigbi jigbi, makes u see double, make u think wirin wirin and makes your heart want to explode, make u want to scream out loud, makes you want to run away from home and baby, makes you see life through the eyes of the other, wants more? [/quote]Charlie!

Kate where u dey abi u be chicken?