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TONINATHO:
why dnt u buy her a laptop.
i bet she will love u for life not icecream, she screams but with a laptop, she is always on your lap
am into electronics and computer sales, frm printers to flash and laptops
call me on 08066512844 toninatho@yahoo.com
hp dv 900o AMD athlon dual core, 2gb ram 250gb harddisk webcam, wireless, 17' card reader, lightscribe technology, goes for 160k (www.hp.com/hpinfo/newsroom/press_kits/2006/psgconsumer/ds_dv9000.pdf )
if u think not true call me on 008066512844.
supply quantites will bring a reduction in quantity

Are u trying to promote ur business?

Kliplemet:
I dare you to call this number 0032485481623

I dey craze? I dont make unnecessary int'l calls blad.

ibkaye:
Huh kini?

Bere one more time

ibkaye:
Donald Trump,

I realised the man was only with me for my money, gold digger

Huh?!

jay bee:
d dude is probably a wannabe love-vendor fantasising on prostitutes (out of all the other beautiful things in the world)

Lol,i concur

Kliplemet:
A fat Nigerian/Jamaican prostitute, she tripped out when I gave her colleague which I was kind of in love with a top which I bought on holiday. She totally went berserk and tried destroying the top by pulling it over her fat huge torso

Are u sure u are not a prostitute urself? Mehn,ur addiction to prostitutes knows no boundaries,

Hmm,odikwa risky.

harshly in love?! 
U can help her revert the oath/curse

origina9ja:
@ nana and jay bee
abeg make both of u exchange email
then chat on msn or yahoo messager na
which 1 be this love on nairaland
and all this cooking and boilin water 4 kettle

nana jst get in dere abeg

Take ya time o make i no descend on u

lysaa:
Jah Rastafarri 2 shots inna the air for IBK


Jah make u feel irray mi sistren

Na wa oh! I dont know if i should say amen

lol,i just removed it. . .

lol.  .4 shy

Yes,it's true love.
He loves me
Always there when i call
Knows what i need before i even tell him
Knows when am sad and knows how to comfort me
Knows when am happy and shares in my happiness
He gives ears to my words
He advises me when it seems like am going astray
He gives me strength when am weak
He makes me smile
He's the man of my dreams
He rebukes me when i go wrong

Need i say more? Mehn,He is just too much!

hmmm

cool stuff! Yeah,i am

Work is going on well. Just looking forward to 5pm,lol. And urs?

lol. I'll go wiv '3 shy'

Chai,well u try sha. It's better than only knowing how to boil water

jay bee:
wasn't talking about cooking it. more about taking u to d restaurant. lol

Lol,tot u knew how to prepare it.

Hmm,wouldnt mind having the recipe.

jay bee:
do u want me to recommend because i have shares in one of 'em?

aight

jay bee:
some ridiculously hot green looking stew that goes with white rice sold by 'em naij restaurants

Oh. . ok. Maybe i'ld visit a 9ja restaurant one of these days and request for that

jay bee:
party is @ my crib. still interested? we'd be serving some aya mashe, ewa agoyin et al as well

What does that mean?

Lol.  .

Happy Birthday,Ib. Where is the party at?

jay bee:
you're lucky that she only demands ice cream.
what if she demands recharge card everyday?

seems you don't like ice cream so another suggestion will be to buy whipped cream (sorry u guys r probably 2 young to understand what its used for) so u both can enjoy it.

Report to my office!

jay bee:
did you enjoy the experience?
if you did it's quite hard to give up something you enjoy doing no matter what.

@nana
some peeps have been known to do the act in public places (restaurant loos, recreation parks et al)

If you are bent on stopping then i'd advise you to stop seeing each other.

lol,aight

You and ur bf need to stop staying in the house. You need to start going to recreation parks,restaurants et al.

The poster is just 19.Hmm,i wonder how old his babe is then.

chamotex:
u girlz are laughing

there's severe scarcity of males out there o

its not a joking matter

even at this rate that we are going, its like first come first serve,

Na yam?

chummex:
Hey babe, no long thing. If u think u're cute, then let's keep it real. Pictures first. My e-mail is chummex@yahoo.co.uk. I'm waiting patiently.

Ah! Na life be this? Mehn,no show for u as long as am still a member on this forum

chamotex:
@ poster

tell her u want to marry her

males are scarce out there

that should work!

hehehehe