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Pls is the mtn 250mb plan available?

Na jonsing d mk guys play am naw...r u a copper?

Idowuogbo:
*screams*

YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

Fine boy looking innocent

tnx damsel buh m kinda too shy ma...*covers face*
Cheers!!!
S

Idowuogbo:
Lwkmd! Wikid

Can i contest too?
#shy

Hw mch for 250mb?

tranxo: Enter keke, about N70 and tell the driver you will stop at Prison Amawbia. when he drops u, cross the road, u will see a tarred road beside the prison. walk up this road (5mins) till u see some drums painted green and white on your left. the drums are in front of sss gate. no signpost.
make sure to go there and see for urself if they are still accepting cvs or not. don't listen to anybody here telling u it may be late. whatever happens, please come back here and tell us.

tnx alot broda..pls how do i address the application letter n the position am aplyin for?pardon my ignorance sir

Donmarins: This is Donmarins in the house, from Anambra State, but u can call me Chukwuma. Pls what's the latest on the SSS stuff, PortHarcourt has invited its people. Sorry and am new here!

sir how do i locate anambra sss office from unizik junction?

Godisnear: Nice.

Team Anambra, any new? Please share o, my blood dey hot.

pls how do i locate anambra sss office..i want to apply

judeck: Anambra invitation is lik 4eva oo, odas r gettin nah, wetin dey happen

pls how do i locate anambra state sss office 2 apply?tnx

smileysmiles: fill d form below
name:
age:
occupation
marital status
telephone number
skin color
eye color
hair color
residential address
postal addres
state of origin
local government area
name of father
name of mothher
thumbprint
index fingerprint
middle fingerprint
toe print
present location
facebook acct name
twitter handle
instagram handle
refrees (1 pastor, 1 imam 1 babalawo)
Surety in some of 2m
is dis ur first blind date? y/N
if yes, how did it go? Discuss
Does the girl still talk to you? y/n if no why??
write a long description of urself



i.......... herby swear that the informatuon given is d truth and nothing but the truth. if i lie let all d witches in my state of origin use my male organ for barbeque



date
signature
stamp

submit with
2 pasport fotographs showing ur head (lapalapa inspection) ur eyes ears and lips clearly!

full picture

ps no digital or photoshoped pix are allowed




all d weird stories on this thread inspired dis questions.

check ma profile..evryfin u listed is there my lady

smileysmiles: lool. i developed a serious allergy to blind dates

i like yu...lets cure diz allergy 2geda

Hardly comment on NL buh lemme say diz:
Xenga-mehn dis lady aint shy a bit..i luv ha online character
idowuogbo-hmm very outspoken woman buh am guessing she myt be the shy type offline
lynpetra-admire her free attitude 2wards lyf. Nne u 2mch
Wish to see any of the 3 ladies pretty soon

Vivipop: I have no story to tell because I have never been on a Blind Date before. I do not wish to be on one either,I don't buy the idea. Some stories here are freaking hilarious, I can't help but laugh out loud,no regrets opening this thread =D

criosly m tripping 4yu pweety

36STATES: I am looking for someone with good knowledge of web building, especially JOOMLA based sites to complete my website. Contact me on kevenreal@yahoo.com for terms.

call 07031259632..his a guru on website design..tell him michael gave u his numba

9ce job fellow importer...pls hw do i locate lagtech's thread.i lost my last username during d data loss & av gat sumfin 2 ask him

9jaSceptic: Nigerians muslim fast for fourty days yearly And Christians fast for 40 days and Forty Nights, But that don't make either of these people the richest, the most successful, the least successful in life, Adherents of both religion experience good and bad(both fall sick, both die, both progress) of life as they trasverse this temporal abode called earth, fast all you want, there can never be stable electricity next year, stable power , end to corruption In 9ja.

Fasting is not the Solution to 9ja's problem, tell you GO to invest in the Unemployed youth of his church who'll be fasting for the purpose of getting a job and reduce the number of church houses been built, so that firms that needs these properties turned to church house could make efficient use of them and reduce unemployment and little or nobody will need to fast.



Fast all you want

At sum point u wer makin point buh u lost it wen u refer 2 sum churches shud b sold...note:"no amount of church is 2mch" rada brothels, nyt clubs e.t.c shud b converted 2sumfin meaninful dat wil hlp 2 reduce unemployment amongst d youth..tnk u sir

BB12: In case you don't know, telling her that she is still your friend has a different meaning to her oo! It means there is still hope, I can still land him You give her a mile, she takes more than that.

Just try and ignore her so you can concentrate on your life and more meaningful relationships.
Don't do anything stupid sha, so that when you guys bump into each other in the future, you would be able to say "hello, how have you been?"

9ce piece dr..tnx

[quote author=E.M.Ezzy]1.I passed my driving lessons in 2 days........my teacher begged me not to come back dat i was already a pro and i only turned 17 so couldnt get a liecense,but av been cruising in my locale
2.i finally bang the ONDOLONDOLO.lol.shout out to missyezudo.[/quote]hehe...4ny

As the year 2013 gradually winds up,there were so many up's n down's tru out d year..m nat bein spiritual buh twil b 9ce if we share d positive moments dan d negatives..
Ova 2d question: my most cherished xperience/achievement in 2013 are:
1.Passed out 4rm nysc(june 6th)..twas a dream cum tru
2.Graduated succesfully 4rm a web design/development trainee program(Nov).
3.Succesfully designed a website 4ma church 4rm d skills acquired..
Daz mine 4nw n m vry gr8ful 2 God..share ur's

kundi90: My simple advice is: don't do anything to hurt her. She messed up and she knows that (some ladies don't), so that is a plus for her. Why should you be seeking to make her dislike you? You know your stand on her, so you should let her keep being nice to you. You need a nice ex around and not some "cursing-machine". Who knows, you might need her later in the future, for either getting a good wife (her recommendations might be helpful), or financial stuffs (anyone can help you), et al. In conclusion, I would advice you to keep her as a friend and make sure you tell her what she is to you, so she stops having an alien idea.

tnx alot..u write up amazes n inspires alot

candor4: Talk 2 her.............n travel for 1 year...no calls,no text......just stay vewi far 4rm her.........wit time u will dislike,forget. n won't remb her name...................travel wit ur newest gal dat u love

i neida call nor text ha anymor..currently she's residin 4rm a dif state 4rm mine

leavestory: just tell her you have HIV/AIDS and see if she will not back off.

nah...i cnt lie wif such deadly stuff o

Harbosede02: Op,tell her u are no longer intrested,tell ha wif a firm voice,let ha knw u no longer nid ha in ur lyf!act as if she doesn't mean anytin 2 u,don't listen 2 ha plea,kiss anoda gurl in ha presence,infact s*x anoda gurl in front of ha ,....if she doesn't back off afta all dis,then she is ur future wife!

hehe..d way u concluded it got me smiling..tnx dr

buttercream: Just ignore her. Don't even try playing "mr. Nice". If she comes visiting, do not receive her, if she calls, don't pick, if she sends texts, delete them immediately so you won't have any cause to reply later.
Ignore her COMPLETELY, act like she doesn't exist. In due time, she'll fully comprehend your message.

tnx m gr8ful

Justiyke4u: Is very simple just get high pick up a knife and cut off her head thats all... That was a joke... U can actually cut off any form of communication with her if u r really serious u can even change ur number. I think with dat she wont av any means of getting at u again

tnx..buh nat as easy as u say it o..changin ma line coz a gurl?das weird

jhidey08: Try to rape her, rough handle her very well. Since ur brain cannot release her easily, release her forcefully, giv her bad impressions abt u.

hmm..u made a point o

Hmmm

Snoggy: Introduce her to a gorgeous female friend, and tell her she's your girlfriend.

honestly i told ha m cin sum1else buh insted of it putting ha off,it kinda got ha bcumin more caring n desperate 2 av me bk..it's so weird

Tinubu: Go and contact hiv...and give it to her... tank me later

hehe..u r sick man

Enegod: have make up sex, then text dump her

hmm..dat doesnt sound gud naw

Fellow nlanders..broke up with ma g.f sum months ago coz she cheated on me n naw she's bein acting so nice simply 2win me back..
2b honest i stil lyk her buh m nolonga in luv wit ha...
Pls hw do i get her 2dislyk me coz it's kinda affectin me 4rm movin on..wud appreciate evry1 advice buh i guess d ladies wud help beta

Tnx alot..u jst said it all n also d sidebar doesnt appear wer it shud..buh m hopin 2download a template 2fix diz