Babe wen sabi abi help me spell am well.miss ITK

Even dey pple wen dey write pidgin dey shoot gun lolz

No bi smal tin 4 here o.

We 9jerians sef dey try 4 english

Guy english no easy o

My fellow widowers i welcm u al 2 ds gatherin.

My dear i traveld out of d country jare.

My husband is d best couple on earth.nawao

A virgin was raped by some gangs of armed robbers n after sum month she was sick n went 4 a test,wen d test result came out d doctor told her dt she's HIV+.she cried n vowed 2 spread it 2 many, then she left her hometown n went 2 d city where she met a frnd who introduced her into prostitution n she started her mission.after 6months she decided 2 visit her parent n wen got home she was told dt d doctor has bin lukin 4 her.d nxt day she went 2 d doctor's office 2 knw y he has bin lukin 4 her n wen she got dia.....she got a shockin news.....d doctor starts by sayin ds......cynthia i'v bin lukin 4 u 4 d past 6mnths nw 2 tel u dt am so sori about d test result dt i gav 2 u n 2 let u knw dt d result wasn't urs meaning dt u r nt HIV+.dt result was mixed up wit sum1 else result.....she was dumbfounded n leta pick up n narrated her advantures in d city 2 d doctor.so d doctor ask her 2 do anoda test n ds tym she was HIV+ n it's 2mnths.
If it's u what wil u do?

Wots ur strex @realsammie...y d insult?

Wots ur strex @realsammie...

I met mine afta some mnths n afta a lng chats n kals.he visitd me in abuja n leta invisitd me ova 2 ph n dt was hw we startd it was 1daful n den parents invited me 2 imo cos dts wer he is 4rm n am 4rm anambra n nw tins r takin its turns.

Wow dts gr8.same wit me.go 4 it gal n i pray it work out wel 4u.

Where did u meet ur bf/gf?
1)facebook
2)2go
3)in d church
4)on street
5)nairaland
6)nimbuzz
7)school
working place
9)hotel
10)supermarket
11)moll.

I met mine on 2go n it was a 1daful 1 n nw wer r preparin 4 our wedding.it doesn't mata wer u find lov wot matas is hw strng it is.i neva saw him bt d lov was strong n am hapi we r endin up 2geda.what abt u?

I said dnt laugh cos its crious n nt funi.
A machine was invented 2 use n detect thieves,it was taken US in 20mins it caught 6000 thieves,in UK within anoda 20mins it caught 4000 thieves,in spain within 10min it caught 25 thieves,in uganda within 30 it caught 15000 thieves,in ghana within 7mins it caught 10000 thieves then it was brought down 2 nigeria n within 5mins guess what happen....d machine was stolen.u c y i said don't laf cos its crious.