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jackpot:
Of course i know d consequencies of calling now, lol.
Lerra dearie

freecocoa:
mscheew,una just dey use person play,wetin come concern wife,kitten etc for the matter wey you dey mention them?I no play again.

^ you don graduate fully  be that, time for NYSC  

jackpot:
holy Moses
*does sign of the cross*lemme check. missed u more

yeah lol

sauer:
and the famous greek one:

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats. Every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, and wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

sauer:
WRONG!!
How did you come about "2"? well, nice. Correct, smart a/ss!
Susie was with no calc though. "Times zero, plus two, divided by one" is all you need in that long essay-like mathematical question!

I used a calculator duh  and I got the logic when I got to that point

jackpot:
Correct

hey Tata, digits isn't going since NY. Y?

I lost my phone on NY day a guy attacked me on my way back from church, I sent you an offline on YIM didn't you get it? I've missed you so much

jun what? so you've started going to Pros joints?

hornipipe:
and nw she hates me

I've always hated you I'm joking

2buff:
See girls. Preferring to stalk people than to attend to the person inviting her to come and ruffle chest-hair 
Wonders shall never end

lol what happened? you're funny today 

sauer:
Susie told Mark She could solvle a math prablam faster than he could without a calculator. Mark wrote ten divided by three, times four, minus one, plus one hundred, times twenty, minus six, times eight, plus five. To make it more challenging Susie added times four, plus four, minus two, times nine, plus eight, minus fifteen, times zero, plus two, divided by one. Susie was able to solve the problem faster than mark could.

Why and what was the answer?





plucked from: www.brainteasercentral.com

freecocoa:
For your mind o.

I be GEJ

sauer:
lol

How dare you modify my statement?

I was running in my head through my store of maths tricks and discovered:

3 can divide any number, which if you add its digits is divisible itself by 3
e.g 27/3 = 9, but then (2+7)/3 = 3!

393/3 = 131, and (3+9+3)/3 = 5!

Try yours!

963/3 = 321 and (3+2+1)/3 = 2  

freecocoa:
tasha said the man may be conserving his money that's 1,he may be ordering it for the woman while she does his for him that's 2 and 3 he may be trying to impress her.

LMAO   funny but very true. Good Job free (I hereby graduate you from the class of small Olodo's to big Olodo's )  < I'm joking

sauer:
Make a word that has three or more consecutive letters of the alphabet;

e.g. crabcake (abc)

silly (stu)
hijab (hij)

. . . .

freecocoa:
EXPECTATION.

sauer:
the tractor was driven there over the ice during winter!

not true why didn't you tell us there was winter before?

2buff:
Less talking and more 2Buff's chest hair ruffling

bring a cutlass first

2buff:
^^ abi You want to ruffle them too? 

lol BTW your chest hair? I'll be needing a cutlass it can no longer be classified as hair

hornipipe:
thtz y i love u tasha

and that's why I hate you 

wait wait wait are you dumping me? 

sauer:
A man and a woman enter a bar. One orders 2 liters of beer. The other 2 liters of water. Who is the woman?

The one who ordered two litters of beer is the woman, obviously the guy is trying to conserve his money    

sauer:
3+9=12
3129 . For such numbers, add the tens digit to the leftmost number, and keep the units digits inbetween.
so you have   3      9
                   1   2
                  4   2  9
=429

wayo guy

sauer:
when multiplying 11 by any number, simply add the numbers and place it inbetween!

11 x 21 = 2 (2+1) 1 = 231
11 x 42 = 462

. . . . .

cool
but why this?
11* 39  = 3 (3+9) 9 = 3119 however 11*39 =429   so you've got a bad theory

freecocoa:
You are the olodo,ship and boat are not the same thing,there are ships that can carry hundreds of tractors.

Okay I agree but you Olodo small too