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Idowuogbo:
Yes we no but she's yanshless and her bweasttt shares d same ratio to my left kneeples

Tasha coperate so I can  pay for the VAT of your surgery,deal or no deal?
Hmmm bcareful wot u ask for,all I will do is shove a mechanical rabbit up your battyholeee to see if we can hit d candy shop.Gee Gee Gee gggGgggg Unit!

yes yes i'll

2buff:
we sure do 
I'll start by smooching your nose so you know it's beautiful and that "God's apprentice" did an awesome job
No be your nose i dey look so?

ehen it comes in different shapes and sizes some days it can be ok other times well I should just wear a mask

2buff:
^^ wo I wan smooch dis babe make she stop to dey backtalk herself. 

Maybe she go stop if her mouth dey busy   

but I was just wondering na Maybe there are apprentice in heaven     and if there is any then I guess that was the one that made my nose . hmmmmmmmmm

Idowuogbo:
Oh gal kindly add nose alignment and arse emlargement 2.U go fear my silhouette na

you are so right, I wonder if its God's apprentice that made my nose.  

2buff:
emm boo, without a yansh, that would just be alien-looking 
Best just gbadun your aero-dynamic figure  

huh but i have a yansh   how will i look if i don't have one?   just that its small  

Idowuogbo:
somebori jeros me, somebori jeros me bcus my bazuunga make sense.Tasha y u dey vex is it your borri lool

Just wait until I get my breast augmentation done

2buff:
<c0rk>
Natashsa, that your picturre. It looks like it was taking when NEPA took light
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lmao *falls from chair*, there was light actually, but hey its not different from your usual candle, sometimes they give us voltage worse than lantern

2buff:
^^^ LOL you're just soo cuuute      I could snuggle u for hours

great as long as you don't kill me in the process

2buff:
Stop it 
Y'all do this to yourselves. 

All that brain juice that should be going to "How do I stop world hunger/cure AIDS/solve how to divide by zero" is usurped by "I must be fat, how do I lose 5 pounds today".

Tash, you're beautiful as u are.

lol thanks well the truth is I lied, I'm not fat    Omg i was okay before but I hated my butt cos it was big I always loved having a flat butt. Every time I striped in front of a mirror  I  hated myself more cos I felt my butt was too big then it happened. One night I slept and woke up and bam everything was gone I have a small butt now and i don't like it I hate myself , even the small hips i was managing, it just went away,  I now love how I was before, but i kinda like being like this but Oh God my butt is just too small    I'm pathetic and just in case you think I'm lying well I'm not