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Politics › Re: Borno Announces Plan To Shut Down Another IDP Camp, Gives Reason by Natbrowny: 7:27pm On May 09, 2025
IDP camps

Is equal to
Prostitution den
Raping Joint
Human Traffickers HQ
Baby factories
Gay Ministries
Robbery and Theft Commission

Think of any other very bad stuffs, U'll find it there
TV/Movies › Re: Which Movie Comes To Mind? by Natbrowny: 1:29pm On May 09, 2025
Dtruthspeaker:
Since na horror you like then we must mention Nightmare on Elm Street pt 1 to 7, The Omen, WishMaster, House, Freddie Kruger, Jaws, Predator, Spawn, Devils Advocate etc
Real OG. These movies suppose dey online na. I gat some people to scare this weekend.

Jaws, mofo film.

U see dat predator, dey reacted it recently hut notin fit make am beat dat old one. Brutal i tell u.

These names dey make me high already.

My man. 💪 🤝
Romance › Re: Stop Using MTN Data. They Are Thieves!! by Natbrowny: 1:27pm On May 09, 2025
Sometimes i used to believe these people sip our data using straw.

Now they don't use straw no more. THEY GULP IT DOWN LIKE BEER
Family › Re: Band A Electricity Tariff Is Draining Me O, Could It Be? by Natbrowny: 1:00pm On May 09, 2025
Mention one Nigerian who doesn't complain

Searching since 1754 and its 2025 and still no luck
TV/Movies › Re: Which Movie Comes To Mind? by Natbrowny: 12:58pm On May 09, 2025
ValarDoharis:
Evil Dead
I told myself i won't mention it till i finish reading the whole thread

I knew i was gonna find one real mo'f*cker like me who is an OG in the game who'll mention it. EVIL DEAD. 😂

Devil himsef directed and produced that movie straight up

One other OG mentioned the exorcist too

My beginnings of horror movies. Nowadays horror be like comedy
Romance › Re: Single Mother Dilemma by Natbrowny: 9:51pm On May 08, 2025
stan4b:
The baggage is just too much.
This is the real issue
Romance › Re: How Many Times Do You Unlock Your Phone In A Day? (photos) by Natbrowny: 9:36pm On May 08, 2025
For me.
Just swipe and it unlocks.
Double tap and it unlocks
Press Power button and it unlocks

Zero Codes or password.

Hope its regarded as unlocking too.
Properties › Re: Nigerian Man In UK Cries Out, Shows How He Spends £2,000 Pounds Earnings On Rent by Natbrowny: 6:49pm On May 07, 2025
Enuff of these online complains

Just leave the UK and go back 2 ur country.
Politics › Re: "I’m An Igbo Boy From Igbanke!" — Rema by Natbrowny: 9:01am On May 07, 2025
Justice Ikubor is Rema's Pops 😯

Wow daaamn
Romance › Re: Outrage As Lady Reveals Man Paid Her Rent Just Two Days After Meeting Him by Natbrowny: 11:05pm On May 05, 2025
The enablers will become the complainers
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Prince 'Ade Bendel' Freed After Family Paid ₦300M Ransom by Natbrowny: 8:54am On May 05, 2025
300m ransom

Now i dig why kidnappers and traffickers aint gon stop no matter whats done 2dem
Sports › Re: I Want To Be Head Coach Of Super Eagles – Fashanu by Natbrowny: 8:14am On May 05, 2025
Mf wants to trend with Nigeria

Kemi don trend with d name naija

Now na fash turn. Why always abroad brought up using naija 2 shine

D other day dey davido dey blast.

Bukky wright relocated and came bak recently to act movie and decided to trend more than d nollywood industry itsef

When making decisions, be f*cking bold enough to accept what comes wit it, positive or negative

Lastly, be like John Fash has been exposed to Kana recently
Culture › Re: Kogi Community Initiates 103 Virgin Girls Into Womanhood (photos) by Natbrowny: 7:32pm On May 04, 2025
103 billing machines initiated into simps world
Pets › Re: URGENT! Can I Use This On My Dog? by Natbrowny: 10:04am On May 04, 2025
Very safe

The ticks will fall off easily

The dog sef go happy. Use it 3 days straight
Christianity Etc › Re: What Really Made Pastor Jerry Eze To Give Tonto Dike A Crazy Amount Of Money? by Natbrowny: 9:56am On May 04, 2025
If i tell u the reason. Una no go believe me.

Anyways, The reason is because......

Damn. Una no go believe me if i talk am
Politics › Re: Top 10 Poorest States In Nigeria by Natbrowny: 9:50am On May 04, 2025
Thats a 9/10 pass mark

Thats an A grade.
Celebrities › Re: 'I Feel Like Paying Her Bride Price Every Week' – Moses Bliss Gushes Over Wife by Natbrowny: 4:55pm On May 03, 2025
When you know you marry the right person.

Stay off SM
Give ur compliments indoors and appreciate each other qualities

SM will poison you so bad that u'll reminisce and admit to the fact that u were a fool during the SM posting phase

Keep tinz private. U'll get d respect
Romance › Re: Who Knows This Place? by Natbrowny: 8:05pm On May 02, 2025
Now someone will find this gal. And our male celebs and governors will dash her millions. She go act small nollywood movies and boom. She's made it. Even probably act as vixen for Burna or Skibbi

Once u r a guy, the world is leading you 5-0 handicap.

Soon mayb we go begin waka with dicks so e go easy for sugar mummies to dey quick locate us base on the size dey see and want
Travel › Re: "I Paid ₦50K Per Night & Edo Hotel Gave Me Yellow Gallon Water!" – Man Laments by Natbrowny: 8:00pm On May 02, 2025
SHOUT OUT TO EDO STATE
Politics › Re: Regina Askia Tenders Apology To Akpabio After Listening To Dr Mgbeke Live by Natbrowny: 2:25pm On May 02, 2025
She didnt confirm if Natasha was telling the truth - she blasted Akpabio

Now she hasnt confirm if Dr Mgbeke is telling the truth - she's apologizing to Akpabio and blasting Natasha and hailing Mgbeke

U see d problem abi. Na d one wey dey trend people dey follow
Romance › Re: My Ex Just Delivered A Bouncing Baby Boy For My Cousin Brother by Natbrowny: 10:24am On May 02, 2025
U'll marry somebody's ex too.

Chill out. 😂

Ur cousin hmmmn
Ur ex. Hmmm 😂😂
Crime › Re: Almajiri Centre In Kwara Where Inmates Are Beaten To Convert To Islam by Natbrowny: 10:22am On May 02, 2025
Using the word INMATES. thats not a center, thats a prison
Family › Re: Is My Friend Right by Natbrowny: 6:53am On May 02, 2025
U dey happy now abi. Dey even wan dey beef ur friend

Wait until ur wife tells you it's not enough. U'll understand why they say women no dey appreciate things no matter how e plenty reach.

Once they know u have money, they'll help u to spend it and not even say thank you.

Good luck with ur family bro. Big ups
Romance › Re: IQ Test. If You Pass This Test. You Are Highly Intelligent by Natbrowny: 6:50am On May 02, 2025
Whichever answer you choose. Its the right one. Just back up ur answers with points and facts

How IQ tek enter this matter i no understand.
Career › Re: Indian Company Where Nigerians Are Paid 20k A Month While Foreigners Earn 2M by Natbrowny: 8:07pm On May 01, 2025
African Natural Resources and Mines Limited (ANRML), an Indian-owned iron ore mining and processing plant located in Gujeni village, Kagarko Local Government Area of Kaduna State,

Why should an Indian be allowed to own a company that processes natural resources in Nigeria.?

Y'all know who to blame now abi
Romance › Re: Carry Your Bag And Move Out Of Toxic Relationship Now. by Natbrowny: 9:44am On May 01, 2025
Know this

Toxic relationship is not only physical violence. Most people think it is

E choke die. Many toxic situations that are brutal violence (non-physical, no exchange of blows, no insults using words.

Bad freaking toxicity
Phones › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Announces The End Of Mobile Phones by Natbrowny: 9:38am On May 01, 2025
Soulsymbol99:
One day the movie TERMINATOR will become a reality undecided
Same as zombie apocalypse. Get ready for a rugged future
Christianity Etc › Re: Ejiro Disappeared After Joining Instagram Prayer Group Or Cult by Natbrowny: 8:03am On May 01, 2025
Trafficking has many forms
Romance › Re: Is There Anything Wrong With Dating A Pregnant Single Woman? by Natbrowny: 8:32pm On Apr 30, 2025
DATING A PREGNANT SINGLE WOMAN.

There is everything wrong with it.

Dating means
In the context of relationships, "dating" generally refers to the period of exploring a potential romantic connection, typically involving social activities and a desire to assess compatibility. It's a phase where individuals spend time together, often with the intention of developing a more serious relationship or understanding if a long-term connection is desired.

Potential romantic relationship involves romance.

Imagine, having romance with a pregnant single lady.

F*ck
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija’s Tacha Sparks Reactions After Lip Fillers And Botox Surgery In London by Natbrowny: 1:45pm On Apr 30, 2025
U have an opportunity to get to London. A place where you can do something better for yourself and make a future through hardwork.

But they'll rather go to the London and do prostitution, do plastic surgeries and all, flex higher than their income etc

The same London wants them to come and spend their money on those things. When u fall into the trap and they finish milking you dry. They'll stil blame Nigeria for been a bad country
Celebrities › Re: Peller : I Don’t Like To See My Family, I Don’t Miss Them. (video) by Natbrowny: 9:52am On Apr 30, 2025
What i notice about toxic family

Some families are toxic, no doubt. But if a challenge sets in briefly, ur friends n well wishers will RUN. that toxic family will still be there to take you
As much as some families are really mad, they'll use dat same madness to accept u and ur flaws

If u wanna cast ur family, pray to avoid challenges that'll make friends run
Sports › Re: Liverpool's Cody Gakpo To Be Punished For: "I Belong To Jesus" Vest by Natbrowny: 7:14am On Apr 30, 2025
Jn EPL gestures aee allowed. But WORDS ON SHIRTS AREN'T.

U can kneel
Make a sign of the cross
Kiss d ground
Place ur head on the ground

Etc. and then the mofos still allowed LBGTQ shits to fly everywhere. The world is decaying.

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