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Food › Re: What Do You Call The End Piece Of Bread? (Photo) by Natbrowny: 9:50am On Apr 09, 2025
Its called the CAP SLICE
Politics › Re: Borno is losing ground to Boko Haram - Governor Babagana Zulum by Natbrowny: 8:18pm On Apr 08, 2025
Zulum has been a celebrated scam from onset

All the media attention he created by giving and giving making it look like he's giving a gift rather than delivering as a governor

BH is Borno
Borno is BH

Even in his govt, they have a massive presence
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious: Took Few Minutes To Find Out What's Wrong With This Picture. by Natbrowny: 3:21pm On Apr 08, 2025
Newfoundlove:
You can't see the moon on the moon
First thing i saw when i opened.

If a moon is sighted on a moon. That's hilarious.
Where was that picture taken, definitely not on the moon
Politics › Re: Guess Who This Person Is. (photo) by Natbrowny: 2:09pm On Apr 08, 2025
Op said u r smart if u recognize the person. If u don't u are nt smart

Op my gee. 😂😂😂😂
Sports › Re: Atalanta Suffer Home Loss After Ademola Lookman Replaced By Mistake by Natbrowny: 2:05pm On Apr 08, 2025
Unfortunately, there was a misunderstanding between ‘Ede’ [Ederson] and ‘Ade’ [Lookman]


Lies.

So he wrote EDEMOLA and dey took it as ADEMOLA.
Or he wrote ADERSON and dey took it as EDERSON.

That coach is a serious minded mofo.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Supreme Court Rules Trump CAN Deport Illegal Migrants by Natbrowny: 1:59pm On Apr 08, 2025
Bush Fallowing
Bush Burning
Shifting Cultivation

Supreme Court has been pro Trump. The delay na just mind games.
Romance › Re: Why Marriage Is Complicated And Tough! by Natbrowny: 8:49pm On Apr 06, 2025
In MOST CASES

Education › Re: Quick Test: Are You Sure You Can Answer This ₦‎500,000 Question? by Natbrowny: 7:17pm On Apr 06, 2025
The answer to that question is and always will remain the B option

In the late 90s, this was a common question in JS and SS classes when education was really taught and learnt
Romance › Re: Wedding Called Off At Jos Plateau State by Natbrowny: 10:10am On Apr 06, 2025
Juliearth:
All I see is a stubborn bride and a groom who is not mature to become a husband. If the marriage had taken place, divorce would have been imminent.

A little wisdom would have quelled the situation. She had a rethink at home and figured it was a no-brainer and she could attend her husband's church. If she had asked for some time to think things through, that fight would have been averted... but then again, she didn't lose at all because being married to a man who cannot make decisions without family interference is the most potent elixir for a failed marriage.




Sadly, this is why many marriages fail. If discussions like the church to attend was not brought to the table, I wonder what they were discussing and doing during their courtship.
What were dey discussing during courtship. No be lie. Dats d real Q.
Romance › Re: Wedding Called Off At Jos Plateau State by Natbrowny: 10:08am On Apr 06, 2025
Religion Bullshit strikes again.
Stopping this dick and pussy from enjoying holy matrimony.


So they couldn't reach a compromise using brains installed by default on them by God.

God will be unimpressed and uninspired by this trash created by trash.
Romance › Re: Brothel Opposite My House...help by Natbrowny: 9:59am On Apr 06, 2025
Start looking for an apartment in a new street

That safe part is real. On an everyday parolz. That place will be unsafe day by day. Brothel attract mf that destroys. Druggies, f*ckies, randy n corrupt policemen that attacks only innocent. No let am shock you if police see weed smoking mf and druggies and look away only to attack u and ask 4 ur student iD or work ID. Police fit even dey question why u eat bread instead of rice

Pack out homie u gat 360 days to do dat. Good luck papi
Romance › Re: My Husband Got My Sister Pregnant—now My Family Wants Him To Marry Her Too by Natbrowny: 3:37pm On Apr 05, 2025
Every Culture allows this all over the world

Prove me wrong
Travel › Re: I'M Married To A Nigerian—Why Can’t I Get A Passport? – US Man Cries Out (Pics) by Natbrowny: 3:33pm On Apr 05, 2025
Its not about getting citizenship in Nigeria coz of marriage

He should be checked and rechecked to see if he is worth been in Nigeria. If he has good intentions for coming to the country. If he isn't a terrorist to the country.

All countries do this check b4 granting access despite been tied by marriage. Its normal. HE should chill
Romance › Re: The Photograph Won UNICEF Photo Of The Year In 2007(photo) by Natbrowny: 3:30pm On Apr 05, 2025
UNICEF photo of the year?

To what end..

Why would UNICEF choose a disdaining photo to be their photo of the Year?

Somtin aint right
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested On Child Pornography Allegations In USA by Natbrowny: 7:57am On Apr 05, 2025
Nigerians?
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Go This Length To Get A Husband..? by Natbrowny: 9:17am On Apr 04, 2025
E get some kinda weed wey u go smoke. U go just dey ask anyhow question
Education › Re: Man Loses N33m Meant For Studies Abroad To Sports Betting, Seeks Financial Help by Natbrowny: 4:01pm On Apr 03, 2025
RealityKings1:
He should sue the betting company.
Its worth the try.

Betting companies ought to ensure they do not allow more than 10,000 naira stake in a day.
Its gonna lose.

U cant be offering a service and drop limit

Once u r 18. U r expected to get sense

Last week on a thread. One guy posted trash and another commented that he must av drank action bitters to post d trash.

I beefed him for demarketing action bitters. Same action bitters wey we dey use reason to sell business ideas and make money


He's plain stupid. Bet company had nothing to do with it
Politics › Re: Hamma Hayatu Wants A Yoruba Man As INEC Chairman by Natbrowny: 3:10pm On Apr 02, 2025
Bendeco02:
This may be a trap
It is. INEC OFFICIALS HAVE BEEN ACCUSED OF RIGGING IN FAVOUR OF WHO THEY WANT

SO FAR, NOONE HAS INSULTED AND HARRASED ANYONE FROM THAT TRIBE OF MANIPULATING ELECTIONS AND THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your Biggest Regret This Year So Far? (Photo) by Natbrowny: 3:07pm On Apr 02, 2025
I advised Tinubu on policies he's implementing

I regret that so far.
Properties › Re: How Do You Cope With Tenants That Run Generator Overnight by Natbrowny: 10:07pm On Apr 01, 2025
Gat no qualms with them

With brutal megaphones around, i dey sleep my thing on steady. Just a pinch on weed inside my lipton

No noise can stop me from sleeping. Me wey like sleep

I'll only have issues the day wey my own noise go loud and one neighbor decides to run mouth. My nut go lose o
Travel › Re: "Na God Go Punish You" – Bolt Driver Swears At Lady Who Ordered Ride (Photo) by Natbrowny: 9:53pm On Apr 01, 2025
yusufmurry:
Don't call me. Chat only!

Na them
Na them

Bunch of scumbags in human skin.
Met one like dat. Told her i don't chat, i only call. She was forming thinking I'll bend my rules 4 her. I didnt. She started calling me instead.
Apply some psycho shit and dey'll bow. Dis one papa even rich.

I control her like say na jazz. Idiots
Travel › Re: "Na God Go Punish You" – Bolt Driver Swears At Lady Who Ordered Ride (Photo) by Natbrowny: 5:36pm On Apr 01, 2025
Putting fone on DND is for oloshos.

Confirmed
Education › Re: Toddler Is Kicked Out Of Nursery 'for Being Transphobic' by Natbrowny: 2:43am On Apr 01, 2025
The ORDER is winning this chess game from all angle

The future of the world is draining

What d actual f*ckery F*CK
Politics › Re: I Will Sack You If APC Does Not Do Well In FCT Elections - Tinubu Tells Wike by Natbrowny: 6:58pm On Mar 30, 2025
In other words

I'll sack you if you don't rig me in, in the next FCT elections
Romance › Re: Women Were Asked “why Did You Smash Once And Never Went Back?” Wild Replies by Natbrowny: 9:00am On Mar 30, 2025
That lady with the okafors law stuffs

She didnt contact them again. Even if na after 5 years and they crossed path. The law wil be applied. She go open leg like duck

She didn't break d law. She ran away from it
Christianity Etc › Re: "I Was Offered ₦7b To Reduce Mentions Of Jesus In My Songs" – Panam Paul (video) by Natbrowny: 8:46am On Mar 30, 2025
The gospel singer stated that in 1995, someone offered him a whooping N7 billion to just reduce the number of times he calls Jesus in his songs.


7billion Naira in the year 1995

The devil must be very rich
Christianity Etc › Re: U.S. Woman Becomes Pregnant After Colliding With My Leg - Bishop Oyedepo by Natbrowny: 8:38am On Mar 30, 2025
And its the final 30 seconds and AGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEROOOOOOIIII

OH WHAT A VOLLEY OUTTA NOWHERE

THE ARGENTINES STRIKES AGAIN THIS TIME EVEN THUNDERSTORMs CANNOT COMPETE

WHAT A DELICIOUS STRIKE.

This is Art and i Love football
Health › Re: Nigerian Ladies Share Their Sad Experiences With Egg Donation/Selling by Natbrowny: 9:26am On Mar 29, 2025
Selling of eggs - Evil
The technology used to extract these eggs - Evil Pro
The people who owns the eggs (women) - Evil Prime Pro Ultimate Max

U get the message abi
NYSC › Re: Don't Go To Your Boyfriends House After Service- NYSC Tells Female Corps Members by Natbrowny: 10:23am On Mar 28, 2025
She's tryna tell female corpers to go home first to their parents before doing live in couples and washing boxers and cloths.

So when somtin happens, the parents won't blame NYSC scheme for killing or kidnapping their daughters during the service year...
Pikin wey do POP, go her papa house, everybody see her, welcome her. Case closed. If anything happen , nobody go fit blame NYSC. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Almost Every Nigerian Male Has ADHD. by Natbrowny: 9:15pm On Mar 27, 2025
They Keep creating bullshit acronyms and attach symptoms to it calling it a disorder SIMPLY to MANIPULATE YOU so u can pay money to a psychiatrist who will end up collecting somtin and not giving anytyn

no be only ADHD na DHL

Bunch of mofos and scumbags.
Family › Re: Shock As Man Brings Lunch To Wife’s Office, Learn She’s Been On Leave For A Week by Natbrowny: 9:08pm On Mar 27, 2025
See set up.

Las las d babe will say.

Hubby, it was deliberate. I didnt wanna tell you. So i left my lunch pack on purpose to test ur romantic vibes. And that man will gulp it down like a pack of beer with smiles to round it up. And she will prove to him that she was telling the truth with 2 soild rounds at night

Set up

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