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Apple will form class only to follow trends of street fones dey claim to avoid.

Kolos

Whateva Trump is smoking. I need am to dey ginger wella

We have different versions of beyonce, Jayz and Diddy.

Americans are not smart abi.

Alaye drink 2 action bitters to clear ur consipracy theorist mindset. It works

I dated a gal and she found I'm more of a pyshcopath than her.

She left, begged to come back. She came back to meet a super improved psycho ME..

Na una dey rate dis gals..stop impressing them and they'll regard you

NaijaCoverBlog:
What Is Really Happening Inside Nollywood

People die everyday.

E.V.E.R.Y.D.A.Y

so chill. Nollywood ain't a subject matter.

People who died today pass 1million

Not commenting to this tragedy but Men

Once a while and more than once a while. Take ursef out and flex. Order better beer or wine and pepersoup.
If u dnt drink alcohol, order coke or youghurt n meat pie.

Chop food with clear mind, carry earpiece put ur best mixtape.

Don't live to impress people even ur family. Just be responsible thats all

That's good papi.

If i spend 1 hour 4 ur farm. U go arrest me with police

Coz i go chow everything oo even without ground nut

More blessings

iamnotillicit:
I have met a pregnant prostitute...

Na hustle. Prostitute aint immune to pregnancy

Thats a toxic generalization.
Ur post may not sound insulting

BUT WIkihelps so it won't be like I made it up. Even though i know

Here you go homie

Causes of body odor like increased blood may be the culprit in the second and third trimesters. Weight gain and skin folds may cause odor later in the third trimester. Basically, body odor due to pregnancy can begin before you even know you're pregnant and continue until well after your baby is born.

Kemetian:
What a dumb and idiotic thing to type.

Do you even know that miniature mortar and pestle sets in the kitchen are regarded as POSH in western kitchens today?

Indians use mortar and pestle, and are advancing and manufacturing high tech goods.

The level of twisted thinking and self hatred among you Nigerian youths is scandalous.

You need major reorientation.

Reorientation? Smh. No further comment.

Ukraine try.

Selling of Copters, Coming from a country like naija that still uses pestle n mortar to remove bean shaft.

Ukraine try.

Coming from a country that still uses pestle n mortar to remove bean shaft

How much be d screen in case e fall com break

History555:
Why does a University need three semesters

To rake in money for easy stealing

Same way waec n jamb dey do yearly.

Bea1234:
Hmm.. over 40 views no comment?

Stuffs about USA and u expect people in Nassarawa, Ekiti, and Abia to yarn.

😁😀

Trade War. Na masses go suffer. Presidents dey inside AC dey collect fresh air

They always come back.

If babe rejects ur offer , there's a slight chance she'll become ur side chick after u av moved on with another babe

If babe breaks up with you, there's always a slight chance she'll become ur side chick.

Also if u break up with her, even if she sees that u ag moved on, there's also a chance that she'll become ur side chick

The first instance above fit happen if the guy knows how to cross T's and Dot I's. Make I no loud am. Ain't 4 everyone.

Tonto's case ain't surprising if truly it happens. Even Tiwa went back but on a very very low-key moves. We wey know, we know.

RoadMozart:
So many have gone this first few weeks already. May God keep protecting us

God keep protecting no doubt, but people die every seconds as people are born every seconds too. Replacement mechanism order

Na d way wey people dey take kpai dey weak me. Accident, burnt beyond recognition. wTF

Keeps looking like God n Satan bets on who kills more on seconds basis. It's not blasphemy

Like Banks will say.

Count ur money or monies in front of the cashier before leaving as failure to do so and coming back with conplaints of incomplete money will not be accepted.

Next time - Check ur product in the presence of the seller.

I once bought a music deck from cash and carry and the sales personel was forming EVERYTHING COMPLETE OGA. I was like open somtin, connect am, switch to fm/am, connect Bluetooth, volume test, woofer test.

He was forming lazy at first, na so d manager come to his rescue, carry chair gimme, buy me Malta Guinness and ask that everything should be tested b4 leaving. Deck is still alive till date, 9years running, no repairs at all.

If u have a girlfriend - based on my research of 90% certainty, ur girlfriend does hook up without ur knowledge. She's making money.

I no wan drag married couples enter my research coz that's sacred and not my business.

That gal u gave 500k will be smashed by another guy with 10k. U'll feel bad if u know.

Don't blame her oo, she's on low-key business.

500k maybe higher than 10k but 500k + 10k is 510k

Even dangote wants to add to his money.

GREED

In a sane environment. Prisoners are allowed conjugal visits. They approve a private place for them.

It depends on court rulings etc

Houseontherock1:
They should have at least gotten someone to proofread the sign!
"...Will Be The Last Day Will Be Offering Nylon As No Charge. Starting Tomorrow February 1, 2025 There Will Be A charges Of #150 For Nylon Usage.
This is very bad, shameful


They are simply encouraging you to Reuse, Recycle and Reduce! In some stores abroad, you will go with your own recyclable bags because you don't want to be charged for theirs. It's actually a very laudable environment friendly gesture that'll help everyone

I get ur point of reuse and recycle etc.

My issue is with the BAN they used in the sentence. BAN means NO USE , NOT USE WITH CHARGE ATTACHED

I need a clear understanding on this case.

Coz from all I've read above, BAN has a new definition or meaning.

Something has been banned , that's non-usage.

So why still use it with a charge attached to it.

Wat happened to paper bags to replace nylon that's been banned?

In my view - The only good thing about this format of UCL is the fact that F9niners aka the failures won't be taken to Europa league.

Every other thing is bullshit, many games, player fatigue n injury - Dem no be robot na.

In other view, the ucl boys now have a taste of what Europa boys have been tasting all these years.

Bayern 4d trophy

Learn.

Women will always use and will not appreciate a gentleman.

Redefine a gentleman to suit you. Don't let any1 define a gentleman for you.

She's giving u greenlight. Wants u to make move.

Now, I don't want u to get used. So do dis

Tell her u like her with crazy seriousness even if na lie. Tell her with confidence, make e sound like say u wan use her. Give her compliments even if na lie.

In all u say or do. Don't be available always. Always form busy even if na lie.

Using sickeness to create content. Setting up a camera to catch cruise.

SMH

2special:
Mercy Aigbe, Funke Akindele, Ini Edo,Anita Okoye, Ay wife, Henshaw kate, Tonto Dike all left their husband no noise on social media o

I ain't too sure but e be like say these ones u mentioned left their husbands,Tuface left Annie, she couldn't handle d rejection.

The men were rejected too but Dem chop am like akara. Remove Tonto from that list asap

Annie Macaulay is a snake. But wait o, the mentioned names divorce parols started n ended on social media, all of us read about an b4 Dem announce am.

If 2face no talk now, com kpai, una to say why e no open up. Guy was dealing with an obsessed partner for a long time. That's real mental work for a dude.

Their wahala Sha.

Mexico and Nicaragua.

WTF