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Romance › Re: Why It Is More Tolerable For A Man To Sleep With 50 Women Than A Woman. by Natbrowny: 2:15pm On Feb 20, 2025
A needle can puncture many holes on a cloth, different cloths, objects etc.

Those holes makes those objects lose form or shape .

NEEDLE STILL STANDS STRONG, NOT BREAKING OR DENTING.

In summary - no one made it like that - NATURE MADE THE RULES
Phones › Re: See The Question I Asked Deepseek AI – The Shocking Answer Will Leave You Speech by Natbrowny: 12:59pm On Feb 20, 2025
Deep seek probably gave u an info about an alternate universe sparking debates about if it really exists or not.

Or deep seek got smashed so deep, it decided to just give wrong info based on highness.
Politics › Re: Katsina Police Hisbah Bans Nightclubs by Natbrowny:
Codeine and Other hard drugs joints is still active and functioning well according to Hisbah. Morality kill them there
Romance › Re: Is She The Most Beautiful High Ranking Police Officer In Nigeria? by Natbrowny: 12:18pm On Feb 20, 2025
More pictures of her in native wears or outta police uniform b4 i talk.

Uniform seems to package everything beyond
Education › Re: Expelled UNIZIK Student Makes Grand Return To Social Media by Natbrowny: 11:19pm On Feb 19, 2025
DispatcherLagos:
Celebrity grin
Aswear. Nollywood will soon embrace her

Just do one trendy stuffs. Nigerian will post, repost u, retweet u.

See as we dey deal with nuisances like portable, deeone, nedu, saidaboj, halima abubakar, Regina, etc

Aside portable n nedu, regina coz of the Nollywood connection. The rest na media i see dem for my timeline wondering who b dis ones.

Dis babe will b active for the next 6months now. Coz data money don land
Romance › Re: My Uncle Just Sold Off His Properties And Japa To USA Without Telling WIFE by Natbrowny: 7:42pm On Feb 19, 2025
irumole1975:
So you believe the best way to deal with a woman that want to use problem and nagging kill you is to run away? Instead of praying for her to stop? Instead of paying for her to go to therapy?
Praying?
Paying?

Make i reason dis ur point first
Romance › Re: My Uncle Just Sold Off His Properties And Japa To USA Without Telling WIFE by Natbrowny: 6:57pm On Feb 19, 2025
Its non of your business.


Na fact i yarn u so


If dem involve you. Claim say u busy. Recommend d elders

In case na u b d elder sef. enter one joint collect sold Guinness with bushmeat.
Some will say i ain't for peace, believe me papi. Thats peace
Sports › Re: Lookman Responds To Gasperini Criticism After Penalty Miss by Natbrowny: 6:49pm On Feb 19, 2025
Gasperini dey mad abi

When that defender lost penalty few months ago.

He no talk like dis

He's a f*cking racist and shuld be dumped in a Somalian desert for some somalis sushi.

What a scumbag.

Lookman
Keep ya head up homie


Keep it real with ur teammates..forget about that fish eyed mofo..
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Invited To TVC Breakfast Show Following Deeone’s Allegations by Natbrowny: 1:17pm On Feb 18, 2025
VDM
Deeone
Portable
We are all enabling these guys.


We no suppose dey see dem. Just ignore
Properties › Re: Family Drags Late Herbert Wigwe’s 26-year-old Daughter To Court Over Inheritance by Natbrowny: 1:07pm On Feb 18, 2025
Make dem no use Wigwe money do court case finish o
Romance › Re: Are Yoruba Muslims Real Muslims?? by Natbrowny: 11:15pm On Feb 17, 2025
Saudi Arabia and Asian Muslims don't rate Northern Nigerians. They see them as inferior muslims

Same way the northern naija niggas dey see western muslims as unreal


Go to Asian Muslims nations and u'll be treated as trash irrespective of ur african region


Saudi no dey rate Egyptians
Iranians no dey rate Moroccans

Its a laughing matter o
Politics › Re: Osun Monarch In Fbi Custody For 4.2 Million Dollars COVID Fraud by Natbrowny: 8:05pm On Feb 17, 2025
People in Agbada and other related 'Decent' clothings are more involved in FRAUD that niggas in tattoos and corn rows.

That nigg always wearing white in Kano
See dis one too.
Travel › Re: Donald Trump Deports 85 Nigerians by Natbrowny: 3:46pm On Feb 17, 2025
Thunderfayamods:
There is nothing new Trump is just a noisy person, all American presidents deport people. Obama was the king of deportation but nobody heard about it
True. DT just wants the attention sha

Obama deport like mad during his time.
Romance › Re: 'Real Men Don’t Care About Your Body Count' – Lady Claims (Photo) by Natbrowny: 3:13pm On Feb 17, 2025
REAL MEN

Dear kings. Do not , I repeat do not fall for this word - it's scammish and manipulative.

Real men kill u there
Travel › Re: Donald Trump Deports 85 Nigerians by Natbrowny: 3:11pm On Feb 17, 2025
85 illegal migrants.

Its our turn. Every country is involved anyways
Education › Re: Living Abroad And Getting Lesson Teachers From Nigeria For Your Children by Natbrowny: 9:27am On Feb 17, 2025
Money for zoom data alone na die

Well. Laslas. Our teachers will use technology to impact knowledge.

Hope d pay is sweet oo. Make dem no come dey use 100k for data and then pay tutors 15k per month ooo
Romance › Re: I Just Discovered My Girlfriend Has This Weird Fetish. by Natbrowny: 4:16pm On Feb 16, 2025
Bookhub:
My girl has a very weird fetish,she loves it when I suck her navel or belly button,yesterday we were romancing and she pulled my heard to her belly and asked my to put my tongue inside it,I licked and sucked aggressively she started to moan loud .. shocked i was like this is button na not clitoris,she loves it so much and she was wriggling like a worm and even came.
Woman are really mysterious and weird beings honestly and I notice a lot of ladies I meet are only interested in sex not serious relationships ,not matter how hard I tried this particular lady is single but just wanted friends with benefits not relationship.
Be CAREFUL


The average belly button is home to 67 different types of bacteria, according to a 2012 study. If you don't clean the area well, these bacteria could cause an infection. Belly button piercings can also get infected. Bacterial infections cause a foul-smelling discharge that can be yellow or green.


If e happen now. U'll blame innocent and decent village people
Politics › Re: Controversial Qur’an Convention In Abuja Postponed Indefinitely by Natbrowny: 3:47pm On Feb 16, 2025
Records Nigerians like to set and break

Largest religious Gathering
Biggest Mosque in Africa
Largest Chapel in the world
Most beautiful Auditorium in Africa
Largest gathering of Preachers in Africa
Longest preaching hours in Africa
Blaaaaa Blaaaaa Blaaaaassssh

All bullshit, hogwash and trash
People are setting the pace in science, technology and innovation that moves the world forward.

Here na soso rubbish.
Crime › Re: Kwara Student Found Dead After Meeting Cleric On Facebook by Natbrowny: 10:32am On Feb 16, 2025
If u wanna be sane in this Nigeria and world at large.

Avoid 'clerics' in all religion

Whether real or fake. Avoid them with all ur might
Celebrities › Re: Peller And Jarvis Celebrate Valentine With A Kiss Inside Water In South Africa by Natbrowny: 9:36pm On Feb 15, 2025
Looks like AI
Programming › Re: How are Nigerian Developers Coping With The Data And Calls Increment by Natbrowny: 7:20pm On Feb 15, 2025
Feeding over data

If data dey sef
Nairaland (despite some things) over X, instagram and others.

For a long time now.
Its Nairaland, Quora, Google for me.

Havent been on X, FB, IG for a very long time now. I get verified info on a one stop shop kinda website now.
Crime › Re: My Mum And I Ate LASU Final Year Student's Heart - Arrested Suspect by Natbrowny: 7:14pm On Feb 15, 2025
PARADIZEPRIEST:
Why should ppl make gruesome vampire confession like this and they are not wiped out instantly?
Something aint right about the world. Its a f*cking lie

Creation story is a lie

God didnt create everybody.
The other nigg had access to ingredients of human creation. Mayb added his own recipe or didnt read to understand sometinz

Wipe these things out instantly after verified confession
Crime › Re: Girl Badly Beaten, Burnt And Starved By Her Guardian Is Rescued In Lagos(photos) by Natbrowny: 9:55am On Feb 15, 2025
Rooneyx:
Your 1hour huge I need 30 mins baba
As in ehn. People r heartless. Atyms i want to Believe the creation of Man was done by God and Satan going by religious setting.

Humans are heartless
Romance › Re: Wife Of Brazilian Football Legend Roberto Carlos Files Divorce, Demands $100m by Natbrowny: 11:39pm On Feb 14, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
To marry these days come dey scare me angry
Fear not if u r in Nigeria.

U go pursue wife wey no wan stay

Ur house remains urs. Its a western culture to defend n protect women
Crime › Re: Girl Badly Beaten, Burnt And Starved By Her Guardian Is Rescued In Lagos(photos) by Natbrowny: 8:56pm On Feb 14, 2025
Beaten, Burnt, Starved. 12yr old

I need 1 hour with the guardian.
Just to talk, dazz all
Celebrities › Re: DeeOne Tells VeryDarkMan's Mother To "Talk To Her Son" by Natbrowny: 7:33pm On Feb 14, 2025
Guys. Pls wats d current price of 501 whiskey.


Anyone?
Romance › Re: Married Ex Begging For Financial Assistance. by Natbrowny: 6:23pm On Feb 14, 2025
xtianchris:
My G is talking from experience... 😂😂.Your🫣. Your mental is very important for your sanity. 😂😂
Omo mehn. L grin grin
Romance › Re: Married Ex Begging For Financial Assistance. by Natbrowny: 5:04pm On Feb 14, 2025
xtianchris:
lol.😂😂
Lol. She wants to shake my mental. I gaz allow my mental to mental na. They knw aw to take advantage.

Frm financial assistance. If u dnt make a move and just helped for helpin sake. They'll make d move thru Constant chatting with some crazy ass foolish stupid reminiscings
Romance › Re: Married Ex Begging For Financial Assistance. by Natbrowny: 5:02pm On Feb 14, 2025
Hassanmaye:
My ex keeps disturbing me but I have to block her because I know ones we meet there is problem,..., I can't deal with someone's wife, same as I won't ever tolerate anyone dealing with my wife.
Yeah booom . Boundaries.

Once u give the GO. More problems 4u and thr crazy shit is they wont stop till either of u get caught
Romance › Re: Married Ex Begging For Financial Assistance. by Natbrowny: 3:36pm On Feb 14, 2025
Hassanmaye:
Blood of Zacharia so she already knows you want to the kpekus ? How is that possible?
Ex thinks like that

The way dat ngg@ is already thinkin of going one last tym


She's already thinkin same..

Flex d guy a lil and get some bucks in the process. she's seeing it like d guy is helpin out an ex and not he f*cks me and gave me money
Phones › Re: Did You Notice Call Tariff, Data And SMS Plan Have Increased? by Natbrowny: 3:14pm On Feb 14, 2025
They literally announced this on radio, tv, social media. If e possible, dem for write personal letter to notify us

Relax.
Politics › Re: Joy is coming by Natbrowny: 3:10pm On Feb 14, 2025
Gentlemen.

Its the season of cashout

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