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Men. Men. Men. Men. Damn sh*t

Father - Hey son, we r going icecream shopping today
Son - yeeeeeeeees. Today will be fun
Father - super fun.

Drop codeine inside son food make e sleep small 😁 , call ur already arranged doctor guy to come pick samples of DNA from his body. Buy the icecream so if he wakes up, thats d story he'll tell his mother.

Get ur DNA result and make ur decision. Nobody go teach u wetin to do if it comes out 0.00% compatibility.

In no distant future, people go begin kpai demsefs witout remorse

CJStarz:
Tinubu sef na war on Nigerians

Aswear.. And some dey use nuclear bomb bullsh*t dey stress us.

Make dem blow d nuclear stuff, make dem enter their bunker go hide - eyes go clear las las..

johnog4sure:
wisest comment in a loooong time

Na vex make me drop dat comment

Everyday, we r bombarded with isreal hamas war just to keep us informed, misinformed and disinformed

Sudan and some for africa dey on regular war, hype no dey, dem dey kpai demsefs, innocent and guilty, noone cares, why shud i care about some asian war about people who gives zero f*cks about what happens in Maiduguri or Cross river states here.

Ask a Nigerian the capital and currency of isreal or saudi or kuwait or Armenia or phillipines.. Dem sabi am
Ask people from mentioned nations same about us.. Dey give no sh*t.

I don tire. Make dem drone up demselfs. Zero f*cks given..

Any war outside

Nigeria vs Niger
Nigeria vs Cameroon
Nigeria vs Ghana
Nigeria vs Benin Republic

Me no send

If world war wan happen make e happen
World war wey no go reach Here aside economic activity wahala.

MrRager1:
Bro, the error happened days before the construction started. And i didnt hesitate to contact them. Just imagine since on 1st october till date

Damn. Dats brutal.. Its crazy mehn. Dem just spoil transaction and lifestyle of people

GT made it public that they are undergoing a massive reconstruction amd readjustment. Whatever that means.

They have tons of mails unattended coz its overwhelming

Calm down and probably try sending a message to CBN, they will reply.

ewedunamala:
Imagine them. Deceiving poor people but living very large

U just defined religion.

illicit:
What happens at a hen party?

The talk about COCKs

😂 😂 😂 😂

Story for the gods.

nasbiafra:
chai how we wan tey take advice when we nor dey hear word,if we just hold phone people gp fit say we dey do something serious not knowing say na casino,visual and live bet men dey battle

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂


Just dey bet dey go

My advise tho,

Play ur bet.. If u win.. Make sure say u use dat winning well

Buy food, toiletries, cloths and whatever..

Use d remaining change try ur luck again..

nasbiafra:
I use 1500 win 93 k,aviator collect everything,i no chop one naira from inside

Greed. Control ur greed and u have controlled gambling.

Dialpad:
Could it have been planned so they can remain relevant on social media

U valid

Nazgul:
I don't even know why guys get angry whenever a girl starts talking like that.

Cos once you see any girl telling you how she can't date a guy who doesn't drive benz and all that, you should know that she's broke, jobless and useless.

Truth is girls like that need you more than you need them.

Whats ur drink brand? I wan buy you 4 crates.

dkidd:
Bro believe me when I tell U this... When they start crying just forget it. She's taken U to another new level of lies and deciet bro

Aswear. Infact its a blueprint to know that they r lying. I told one, express n explain ursef without crying, ill listen,. Damn she confuse.

If u see me dey emotional with babes, baba i dey give den lies, lamba and shanza all in one b dat

Starzo:
I think it's because the age of consent in Spain is 16

I just check now oo. I see 16. Damn.

Na 14 for Austria n Germany. So at that tender age, kids are lashed LEGALLY

haybhi1:
20 years old, 3 children?

Nigg* thought he has arrived. His mental health is on d line

But a 20year old boi with 3 Children.

Damn someone shud be arrested for Paedophilia, but its gon slide away magically. Men don suffer, but simp must suffer promax.

Yamal is 17, his ex was 22 and no arrest was made, mofo even said she cannot continue dating a boi dat stays n listen to his mother..

I blame the podcast organizers

Inviting bacteria filled brain individuals, giving them platform to talk trash, rubbish and nonsense.


Some Poor people get brain tumor wey dey affect their thinking.

Home team clean sheet means home team must win to nil -(without conceding)

Yes they didnt concede but they didnt win

That game is red papi. Hard luck man

ENEJI16:
Believe a woman at your detriment

even if they are crying while talking and explaining, they are stil lying, we need to start teaching boiz now oo

Even with ur money - u aint safe from demons.

Adeleketj:
For me it's true....

A lot of the times after winning I would say I quit. A day later I would lose everything anf more

For you. Thats understandable. Not a general thing

Some peeps lost like 3 times. Dem japa

Some have been playin and losing and dey r still playing. Their selt control is not about not playing but about how much dey r willing to lose to risk.

Adeleketj:
Gambling always defy self control I have observed this....

It's a spirit...

Na lie. Big lie.

Someone using 170k to stake. How much him get. Self control dey for staking amount too. If he has millions, he wont post this.

Probably a person with 500k to 1million and 170k comot inside. E go feel am na.

Imagine a person who has 500k, stakes with 2k to 10k. E no go too complain. Legit self control go make u knw aw to stake na. Dis game aint today baba.

When he won 1.5m, he no announce oo. Na when u lose u dey vex.

Gambling always outwin u. Dats d game, knw dat and u no go vex when u lose.

U played 5 games. U need all 5 to win 4 u to win
Company need 1 to cut for dem to win.

Odds never favours you but them.

Everything requires self control. Even FOOD

So rest

Skydivine:
Let it not be cash out scheme . This economy is not smiling.

U r mouthed.

Surgery donations go soon large now. She'll be flown to invincible india and boom tumor will be gone.

Tumor stops her frm doing her AI skits but allowed her to flow with the boy. Tumor seems to be selecting her skit style. 😂

👉 In his words "Some of us are frustrated, and tired and can't air our view, many policies that are not favourable, many of us are operating under a very tense atmosphere as Pastors"

Nigg* Please. If u aint comfortable with conditions.

abeg vamoose

BareFacedLies:
Why would any guy even do this?

Exactly. Guys wey dey fear pregnancy and STI oo.. Most guys will go raw only coz the banny consented.

Somebody check on this moet banny

Moet Abebe is telling men about something that her kind is guilty of.

Women are guilty of removing or perforating condoms from mens dick during sex without mens consent due to plenty, many and various reasons wey me no need dey yarn sef. Amd dey do it like a snake that men dont see it coming, from useless long fingers pinching to sliding it out stylishly when everywhere is slimy.



Women are guilty of stealthing during sex.

Make Moet gerrrrout. She must have practiced it and didnt work out, probably a sharp guy was involved, she just woke up to remember that scenario and decided to trend.

Kebbi State made news headline too. Op on Colos

Bauchi news, Kebbi headline..

Gombe, Taraba, Nassarawa, Yobe etc
Lets go fellas. Good or Bad news, lets roll boiz

Unpopular Northern States don dey vex.

I miss my zaria days meeehn

Retired or Resigned.

Its THIER business

Abeg who get location for Makurdi for Goatmeat peppersoup?