₦airaland Forum

Shout out to Bauchi. Dem just dey make news headlines dis days.

👍. I been no remember say one state dey like dat sef..

Iceberg3:
What do you mean "gay is legal?"
That sounds disgusting

Jokes on them
I meant dey say gay is legal, but gay couples cant become parents either thru adoption or surrogacy

Dem just dey confused. Just dey legalize trash in a bid to delete n destroy traditional family pattern

progressb4andno:
I have actually sent her the 2k

Very Good. I'll send an account number to you. Send atleast 5k to that account so we can help u find her.. We have our means. She must send u that nude.

Finally, Gombe state made the news since 2001 for either a good or bad news.

Waiting for Bauchi, Kebbi, Jigawa. Good or Bad news no dey make headlines from those sides..

She asked you to send 2k. But u sent 1k.

U failed to fulfil ur part, send the remaining 1k balance and i promise you, she'll send the nude 4u.

This man just got more pussies to smash - courtesy of his wife.

Married men f*ck more pussies than single guys by telling their potential f*ck buddy that they are married. (gals fall for this trick and i still never know why and how)

Baba will still smash even with a billboard pasted in the sky.

I did during my days with some lecturers and dey understood me straight up. Even encouraged others to take notes using technology to their advantage.

I use my phone, not even a laptop. We even shared pdf files about the lecture to ease comprehension.

Though - students tends to misbehave atyms by doing some other things with their fone and not even paying attention (discipline)

But been a smart dude, i took my notes and anoda tabs of sportybet is ready for use. That very day i took notes, used my own understanding for some terms and lecturers requested for my version to use for anoda group he wants to lecture. I still chop my 10k that day ontop sporty.

Na smart students dey use expo pass exams. Dullards won't relate.

Plus we never ripe for this country both as students and lecturers. Students wont pay attention coz they'll be on social media, some lecturers haven't upgraded to use laptops, projectors and the likes.

Tegabadguy:

i won go norway prison

.. U will papi.. I gat you

advanceDNA:
Why will gay pple kidnap babies.....??....is it only gay pple that will be affected by banning surrogacy??
Straight pple that can't have children will also not be able to use surrogacy method....

They still allow domestic surrogacy and adoptions for heterosexuals.. They banned international surrogacy for heterosexuals as most italians go outside Italy to have it done.

From the article 👇
Same-sex couples are already barred under Italian law from domestic or international adoption. Thus, the new law effectively cuts off the last, best route for gay male couples residing in Italy to start families.

Gay is legal
Gay people becoming parents is illegal - last last psychotic gay couples will start kidnapping kids and putting them in basement just to feel what it takes to be parents.

These funny people sha.

I'm Shaking my head silently

Yhemolee keh 😡

The fact that she used light and dark modes ehn.

Turkey 🇹🇷 And Egypt 🇪🇬 making this list

I'm Proud of those fellas..

Also Nigeria And South Africa finally agreeing on something. That was not expected. Go for Gold guys

Same Old, Same Old

Ekaette, gimme one bottle of Guinness.

With a drop of lime. It works magic. Malaria no go show face, it treats fatigue too.

Dogonyaro 4life 💪 🔥
Mixed with some other stuffs, its becomes an aphrodisiac straight up. But this post is about Malaria and Dogonyaro.

If they appear to you, u'll be blind.

U'll end up not seeing its full form.

They call it sleep paralysis, but u can define it however u deem fit. Mayb an entity toying with u, mayb a spirit wanting entry to ur body but ur soul is doing the fighting coz a physical battle means u'll lose.

Dont accept the sleep paralysis crap coz the west termed it that. Give it any meaning u want, u can communicate wit it though but if it appears in physical form, u only knw It if u r vigilant.

I don smoke my keffa finish. So I'll stop here. But all i said is real

Whoever named and created this country didn't do so by planning. Hence, the activities and decisions going on in the country are not planned. Free salaries for decision makers for doing nothing.

Applause 👏. That ONE DAY is not known but it will come and not in a good way, not in a nice way. But it will

They all say that and booom.

U'll hear - after my statement, the spirit filled me one night and told me God wants me to change location and start a new ministry with new ideas.
And i CANNOT disobey the Almighty

Zonefree:
Where person wan go find a 25 years old virgin girl in Nigeria

With the #4 condition sef

This mofo shouldn't have posted this.. Its meant to be personal

Smart Phones - Foolish Humans.

I wish this happened in Yemen. But in this god forsaken country, he will be released in 3 days to 3 months time.

Reason - he was possessed by devil

No be only me dis table for Nigeria

I dont care about the name n brand of fone.

Just have solid battery and legit RAM

Every other thing no concern me..

Samsung is expensive to maintain, hence the sales by users. Samsung is still the king though

We4all:
Congratulations to them, but I don't envy them because the child might turn out to be another Bobrisky.

Go F*ck yourself..

Uncle Scar
Uncle Tinubu

I been think say na only Simpsons dey predict

Lion King - Una do dis one.

In Nigeria. That your Step 2 dey valid coz they all end up at the back shelves of Libraries with zero use.

She's saying the truth.

50 just this year, imagine previous years.

Well, with this new advert, she's landing a rich dude.

Gals like dis dey marry rich, nice dudes. Na why sometimes virgins go marry woman beater, uncaring guys.

Life no fit ever balance.

RealityKings:
Men read and understand the bolded part well

U see that part u singled out - THATS THE REAL KO

Na so yahoo boys storm my state around 2020, big time migration of dem-bois.

Gals of 3k per night, dem begin stock dem up with 20 to 30k per night.

Fast-forward to 2023 till date, dem-bois begin price down ashana for a night for 10k. D gals no dey gree, dem say dey r only up for minimum of 20k.

Dem-bois begin complain say why ashana cost for here like dis na, shey gold dey dere ni. Mofos were only complaining when brooklyn sets into their homes.

Na cycle oo

Two fufu, One meat, 2kg of Palmwine.

Lunch don set baba.

We the babalawos and dibias are just observing. We dont like problems.

Baby will have headaches once a while (its normal for someone who's soft skin has gone thru stress) but she cant speak and can only convey her messages thru crying. But a gen z mother is a social media mum amd lacks the ethics of motherhood.