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TBH, cowardice runs in our blood. Hardfact.

Yes na. Not surprising to some of us wey be lagbaja fan. Basketmouth dey d video na. Gragra. Wey e throway d gal bag, corn n nails fall frm bag.

Debater:
Even though he walks in the valley of death's shadow, he will fear no evil

That goat is the evilest motherf*cker in that valley. Evil and death dey fear d goat. 😂

They EXPIRED. Yes those mentioned phones and even the latest ones nowadays have an expiry date

If u still have those old ones. Try and set the date and u'll find out 2024 is not listed on the device.

They start by malfunctioning
Then battery life starts draining
Battery power source gets weakened too (in case u think of changing batteries)
They start turning on and off by themselves (malfunction)

So u'll be forced to change it to suit the current wave of technology (happens to TV too, just that TVs have longer life span than phones)

B4 opening this thread.. I knew i was gonna see cleavage. A massive one.

This show is for clowns.. They know their target audience

LordReed:
Yes psychos like you will amass other psychos. Just like Hitler, we know your kind.

I am not a psycho.

LordReed:
You want to kill, you are just too chicken to do it yourself.

Not too chicken. Some outsource. Some do it demsefs.
Ur religious n political leaders dont kill people directly, they outsource.

If it doesn't give u adrenaline. Why do it ursef

LordReed:
You are not like me, I am not a psycho who wants to kill people simply because they are different. You and people like Hitler are peas in a pod.

Not all psychos kill. We all need to know that not all psychos kills

Ur oga in d office may have killed
Ur political may have killed
Some may b nice
Some may b philanthropist
Some have good traits

Like I said. I can't and can never call myself a psycho.
People will say if i am..

Bottom. Not all psychos wants to kill. Some just hate dramas
.

AmalaAtiEwedu:
na why dem dey kill?

If u hate anythint that's against u. If u have means, u'll kill
Its a cain-effect

AmalaAtiEwedu:
religion na organized scam.
but you see islam, their hate dey limitless

They dont hate
They hate anything dats against them just like everyone

LordReed:
You should do it yourself because you already show you're a psycho.

I can't say I'm a psycho
People will have 2 say i am like u just did

AmalaAtiEwedu:
bring it on

Its called pen n paper for a reason. We gaz see. U need a visa
U neee to have access to Greece, Egypt, Rome and Italy. U'll unlearn so many nonsense

U may be less religious after dis. Na risk 4 u oo

IrepChrist:
Identity crisis is a mental diseases.

What do u drink bro. Holla, make i host you, u spoke my mind

The left part of d brain is acting the right role
The right part of d brain is acting the left role

I have never been a fan of psychopathy killer but I'll pay to see psychos help us rid d world of these scumbags called transgender

AmalaAtiEwedu:
make bokoharam alqaeda isis meet you first

U really wanna knw d sponsors of alqaeda.

This might sound absurd x impossible n stupid but if if u do not have access to pen n paper info. Do not reply coz even dark Web info is limited

Hard truth for those who think deep

Most Christians think islam amd other religion is a threat and an enemy.

Real Truth. Islam has never been a threat to Christianity

Christianity has always been a threat to Christianity

Side chicks will become someone wife too and the cycle continues.

Mismanagement and Nigeria are siamese twins.

Kobicove:
The best thing for him to do now is to sell the car and use the sales proceed to expend his business

Exactly. They gave him a want and not a need..car is a liability but also a necessity to convey some1 frm point A to point B. It becomes an asset only when it brings in money like taxi, uber, or any transport service.

The maintenance is mad. But like i said a necessity. This guy doesnt need it at this point. Mayb in 6months to 2 year time. Good luck 2 him though, favour found him

Summary

Women are emotional beings by nature
Men are logical beings by nature

As a man, when u start making decisions based on emotions (only) , retrace ur step, watch ur back

Men in the past are ruthless with logic while
Women in the past are ruthless on emotions.

Na decline in masculinity and rise in femininity dey change things in today's world.

Nelsondiego69:
Barbers

Barbers no be joke o. Doze guys are getting daily money oo.

Military men

➕ The way they are been killed is one thing.
➕ The condition of living in the barracks is an eye sore..
Housing condition is bad esp for low to medium level positions

Na their staffs dey send mesage oo. Coz they are tired of calling n receiving no response. The loan apps will deny sending any message to you.

Someone called me to report another individual of non payment and it was a normal number. I queried the caller and asked him to call me with the company dedicated number, so i can confirm if he's truly a staff and not a scammer, and that I'm willing to help the person pay up to end dis incessant calls to my line.

He didnt call back.

Coming here to read that first post as somebody's experience was a mistake from me. 😲 . My sweet jolly day has been ruined by 60seconds of reading

Gotta bounce. I'm out.

Hamster Kombat memes wey we suppose laugh, catch cruise.. Dem don turn thread to insult, political stuffs

Naija ways

macphilip:
bro, is not only Nigerians affected. Many CEOs from various countries of the world participated and were
thoroughly disappointed

I knw other countries participated. But make i face my country, forget dere own. Coz they won't face mine too.

We sabi naija na..

brain54:
I dropped my opinion...

Of his opinion. How can someone be thinking of going to hide pot of food under bed.

Is that not poor man's thinking?

I thought ur brain was brain54.

Na so info dey tek change direction.

Where u for see where i said HIDE POT OF FOOD under bed.

U obviously read my own view on Ops issue but didnt understand.

Here you go Chief (if u no be slow guy oo)

Tell her that her feeding, including the 3 gals will be on her...

And u won't be around till after 5days, but u'll drop keys for them to provide shelter. If she agrees - which i knw she wont)

Pack out all ur food and what not. Dont drop a dime even if she ask.. If u have cable TV, remove decoder asap, anything valuable to them even in ur absence. Swarve everything. Follow one of ur homeboi discuss ur plans 10%, (homeboi wey sharp, wey fit allow u stay 2days at all at all

Watch how things will unfold. And see the person u r calling a girlfriend, u'll see a new definition of entitled, lazy ass mo'f*cker.

Look at her. She's not young.. She probably has a skill or talent. She chose prostitution due to reasons best known to her. (make i 🤫)

Ask a genZ olosho what her skill and talent is?

This one too ain't clean n safe yet, despite dis generous stuff, she fit dey run am lowkey due to many fast money in less minutes.

DuttyChuks:
Why destroy another person's business; you know that you won't pay back, why would you go and collect loan that you won't pay back. That's wickedness

I agree. Lets asume i wanna be wicked.
I walked into a bank to obtain loan. They will sit me down and ask me questions ranging from amount, repayment plan, guarantor and collateral. And what happens if u default b4 granting anything.

I have said it many times. That money dey give u is Covid-19 relief fund. One wicked bastard chopped n swallowed everything and decides to monetize it by giving loans to people

The moment u get d loan, dey av record that they transferred money 2u. They make u think u are a loanee to them, BUT IN ALL SINCERITY, THEY SEE U AS A BENEFICIARY. Thats what they refer you as to make dem looks like dey actually disbursed that fund.

DESPITE THE HUGE DEFAULTS THEY HAVE, THEY STILL GIVE IT. THEY HAVE TO, SO THEY CAN CLAIM THEY GAVE BENEFICIARIES AS RELIEF FUND.. Its a grant/relief fund, but the WICKED PERSON TERMED IT AS LOAN.

why would a person default in 3 different loan apps and another one still grants his next request - whats up with BVN and NIN to redflag someone as a chronic defaulter (they obviously do not have access, they are not financial institutions.

Figger:
Have you tried bitter kola?

Thats wats up

Bitter Kola mixed with any of the following
Palm oil
Garlic
Ginger
Honey
Lime
Ogogoro ✅