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Sheenor: scheme rhyme is the pattern by which a
certain rhyme is repeated.

Repeated as only one anagram DEPARTEE, am very sure not everyone knows the meaning of anagram

david2: What is dis?? I dnt think its real joor

This not photoshop its damn real

La_ JuMe: it is a beautiful day

Day by day
Oh Dear Lord
Three things I pray
To see thee more clearly
Love thee more dearly
Follow thee more nearly

Yemlizzy: Thing(s) you desire in desperation aint worth having.

having sex in the morning is dabomb so they say

It was once written (in the Bible, maybe?) that "two are better than one" and it's a statement true enough for a lot of things. It's true for cakes, kittens, Weasley twins, bongo drums, socks and chopsticks, but is it also true for one man with two joysticks? Apparently, it is — at least according to one individual who has two dicks and totally happens to love it.

"DoubleDickDude" (probably not his legal name) is a man who was born with Diphallia, a rare condition where a male infant is born with two joysticks. If you want to see photos of what Diphallia looks like on a grown man, DoubleDickDude has provided them and, obviously, they are NSFW.

Late last night, DoubleDickDude bravely waded into the muddy waters of Reddit to conduct an AMA, which resulted in a Q&A that surprisingly ended up being educational, fascinating and bizarrely uplifting.

Let's get some of the more obvious questions out of the way immediately. Yes, both dicks are functioning. Yes, both can pee. No, he cannot helicopter them. Yes, he uses them both during sex and both can ejaculate, although he favors the right because it's more sensitive.

Now, onto the more interesting parts (because apparently we're already bored with the guy with two wangs). DoubleDickDude, who is bisexual and currently in an exclusive polyamorous relationship with a man and a woman, is — on Reddit at least — is completely and refreshingly comfortable with his condition — so much so that he's completely grown to love it.

"I was born with it for a reason," he responded to a question about why neither he nor his parents ever seriously considered having one of his joysticks removed. "My mom admitted recently she had no idea what that reason was, but it's there so it stays there. Glad she did, after everything because I really am one in millions. Besides the ego boost, it really makes a person feel special knowing there is likely no one else like you alive right now."

According to DoubleDickDude, the only time he ever wished he was different was when he was in high school and other boys would make fun of him.

"...It became a joke and guys immediately thought I was gay," he said. Ah, the sound logic of high school assholes.

You might think that the response from the Reddit community would be along the same lines, but in reality, most of the Redditors just seem excited, curious and even a little envious of DoubleDickDude's condition.

A lot of questions focused on the reactions of DoubleDickDude's sexual partners when they first discover his...erm...assets.

His answer:

varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol
On how he has sex:

Q: seems like a stupid question but when you have sex, can you do all the position, because i guess you must use only one of your penis and the other one must be kind of in the way if its also hard.

A: my bf and gf can take both in them, so it's pretty standard. but in the past with partners who had smaller or tighter holes, i had to start off using one but by the time i was done i had used both.
Again, it's pretty refreshing how confident and comfortable DoubleDickDude is with his double dick circumstances and even more so that he's found partners who are equally down and don't make him feel fetishized.

But let's not go out on that sentimental note. Let's go out with these final poetic thoughts from DoubleDickDude himself:

Thought for the night, I really wanna give James Franco a facial. lol
You down, Franco?

adeola_drg: Yes it is.. And you need to kick it out once it comes.. #TeamVirgins

this baboon nah time waster.......shey ur brain no dey work when you dey tell her u will su*ck all her tintin 4 chat abi oro oponu wo lon so

Sheenor: harkonks? Hmm. I could read between the lines, but fine. The retreat was too noisy for me. I wanted some quiet time alone to rest before nairaland next thread activity. The ice-cold temperature in my dorm the night before had kept me from sleeping, but napping was out of the question. I’d be wide awake again and even more mentally drained the next morning. I’ll lie down and read the ”Sermon on the Mount.

Mount the curb

luvinhubby: If you want, send me your e-mail and I will send you the school, it is not for public knowledge. I don`t tell lies like my APC friends.

Oniranu, bloody lair no be only email you see you go see flashmail. Bloody stupid lair imagine lyinhubby

Sammy Hoe: now is not the right time to sleep

Sleep don't come easily for me this days

emma_best2000: Pass mark to all buddies that pushes the game forward , slow and steady win the race .
* Sweets Morning *

Race all you like, life is not a race its a journey in fact a road trip we all get to our desination so why rush

emma_best2000: Up up Jesus down down satan , Up Up Jesus Up Up Jesus , Happy New Year Buddies ... 2014 is here .
* Sweets Morning *

Here you are!! Happy new year to everyone and to the self acclaim LMS of 2013 congratz

Chimex388: dic or dic*k.. Pls b elaborate.

Elaborate on what now shey u get oxford di*ck for ur village. Better go by hypo and wash that ur dirty mind.

Alpha Maximus: ....'Defined' is simulataneously an adjective and a past-tense verb-form of the word 'define'. Ah, semantics.

Semantics as diff meaning. For more info consult your oxford dic

[quote author=akorlade][/quote]True grit

she is lonely and honey!! Guys help the dog out

See how dem look like born ashawo

akorlade: king of kings and lord of lords.

Lord of the ring and the fellowship of the ring

skylord337: all for one,one for all

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken,
The crownless again shall be king.

chiefololade: though tomorrow is nre year but I'm also counting down to the January transfer window

Window of opportunity

Airforce1: C his small what

*yimu#

Nah wetin he like to dey hear be that ashawo jatijati

Emmyk: Hilarious and Comical have the same meaning.

.....Meaning I'm happy this morning, my yemlizzy is back in dah house emmyk, ruffadu, harlos

subbykonami: Zamani is the THREAD i wear!!!!

Wear who you are like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.

Just one day after a suicide bombing killed at least 17 people at a railroad station in Volgograd, a second suicide bomber attacked a bus during Monday morning's rush hour in the same southern Russian city, leaving at least 14 people dead. The attacks come just six weeks before February's Olympic Games in Sochi.

"For the second day, we are dying. It's a nightmare," a woman at the scene of the second attack told Reuters. "What are we supposed to do, just walk now?"

Russian authorities said the same type of bomb was used in both attacks. "That confirms the investigators' version that the two terror attacks were linked," Vladimir Markin, a spokesman for Russia's main investigative agency, said in a statement. "[The bombs] could have been prepared in one place."

So far, no suspects have been named and no terror groups have claimed responsibility, though there's widespread speculation the attacks were the work of Chechen rebel leader Doku Umarov, who has claimed responsibility for suicide bombings in Moscow in 2010 and 2011 that left a combined 77 people dead. In a video released in July, Umarov described the Sochi Olympics as "satanic dances on the bones of our ancestors."

"We as mujahedeen are obliged to not permit it, using any methods allowed us by the almighty Allah," Umarov added.

After Monday's bombing, Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered increased security at Russia's airports and other transportation hubs, though Russian Olympic Committee chief Alexander Zhukov said there will be no changes to security in and around Sochi because "everything necessary has already been done." Based on the Associated Press' description of security at Sochi, Zhukov's statement seems accurate enough.

Anyone wanting to attend the games that open on Feb. 7 will have to buy a ticket online from the organizers and obtain a "spectator pass" for access. Doing so will require providing passport details and contacts that will allow the authorities to screen all visitors and check their identities upon arrival.

The security zone created around Sochi stretches approximately 100 kilometers (60 miles) along the Black Sea coast and up to 40 kilometers (25 miles) inland. Russian forces include special troops to patrol the forested mountains flanking the resort, drones to keep constant watch over Olympic facilities and speed boats to patrol the coast.

The security plan includes a ban on cars from outside the zone from a month before the games begin until a month after they end.
American law enforcement officials also expressed confidence in security at Sochi, though there is some concern about other cities in Russia. "There's every belief they'll make it secure and do whatever it takes to do that," said one senior law enforcement official told the New York Times. "But it is a large country, and these groups can get a lot of bang for their buck if they are able to do something in the country, wherever it is, during the Olympics."

La_ JuMe: isoko wadoo!

Wadoo koi badoo ni..............still waiting for my yemlizzy

PapaBrowne: Even LG chairmen in poor states like Ekiti .

Fu3k you for that statement and crawl back to the hell you came from.

skylord337: room to rent at ozoro

Ozoro is the headquarters of the Isoko North Local Government Area, one of the two administrative units in the Isoko...

cotzywitzy: Nigerians why u dey fall my hand....that battery can't even get that toy you call drone from Lagos to ondo talkless of USA to Nigeria abegi person wey get toy con carry ur toy joor... u will see that thing on China online store

Why you dey think with your yansh, what if the drone was deploy right here in Nigeria. Stop thinking like person wey live for dafur region

La_ JuMe: time waits for no man

Man free me and yemlizzy, what God wants to join together let nobody put asunder. Waiting for my o my