₦airaland Forum

ruffhandu: Bro, I hope you are enjoying the holidays this season.

Season wey emmyk wan try ruin buh my God is above all. still waiting from yemlizzy

Yemlizzy: New Zealand is the nation where Dunedin is situated.

Situated in the southwestern Pacific Ocean. I wll love to take you(yemlizzy) to the beautiful mountians of New zealand if you will jux say.....

nina myers: it's not any toy, it really is a real drone. There are different types of drones, this happens to be one. Goggle drone images and you will see it's almost like this Ibadan discovery. The police are trying to cover up some thing. The camera must have fallen off somewhere. Posted some images i saw on goggle. Remember goggle is your friend. The pics posted, the first one fell from the sky in Manhattan and other stories like that are online. I hate it when they think we are ignorant people.


Pics not showing i don't know why.

That's not a U.S drone. It might be from another country buh its definitely Not U.S

mystiqueDZ: You are my rock of ages...

AGES is the premier gynaecological surgical association representing the majority of practising gynaecologists in Australia and New Zealand.

In case of next time this is what a U.S drone looks like

Foolish leaders

revolt: has lack of power affected the GSM sector. retrogressive criticism isn't the way forward. proffer solutions

Afi GSM sector na!!

solomon111: We may need to divide this country.
The bad-belle is just too much.
Syncophants that can't see any good thing because their tribe is not in power.
Are these not the same people praising fashola for commissioning street lights?

shut the crap, was GEJ a yoruba man when pple march out to protest in 2010? Was he an aboki when pple roll out to vote him as our leader? Where he came from didn't matter to pple then. As far as I'm concern GEJ is his own worst enemy, his bin criticize for poor performance and not because is from Nigeria.

king94: He is in charge nau. Hating won't change anytin. If u feel he is a failure, vote him out in 2015. I used to think APC were a good bunch but I changed my mind when I saw d kind of ppl they were cavorting with. They are all d same. We deserve d leaders we get cos they are a reflection of d society at large.

See person like GEJ, one sentence you don write book finish

The most disappointing president in the history of our nation

Pls who is suppose to renovate the airport if not him why the huge shout....abeg make we hear word ooo ova 120million ar staving unemployment rate rise to 56% all our varsity jux resumed from a 6month senseless strike and you all dey open dey shout cos he built a new wing for airport. Shey na my papa suppose build ham?

Rising R&B star B Smyth -- who's worked with industry titans like Future and 2 Chainz -- has some serious balls, 'cause he told a police officer he was going to BANG HIS WIFE during a traffic stop ... this according an arrest report obtained by TMZ. According to the documents, the 21-year-old "Leggo" singer was pulled over in Coral Springs, FL on Sunday for tailgating -- and when police started their traffic stop ... Smyth got a little heated.Cops say B (real name Brandon Smith) refused to accept his traffic citations, claiming he was only pulled over because he's black. The report says Brandon then WENT OFF on the officers at the scene ... cussing them out  ... and (this is a real quote from the report) "stated that he was going to sleep with one of the officers wives."Classy. B still could've gotten away with a ticket at that point ... but he refused to leave the gas station where he was stopped, and eventually police hauled him in for trespassing.We reached out to B -- so far, no word back.

Babe2sure: Acquitted of what crime?

Crime rate this is year is not that mucj compare to last year

A species of piranha known as Pygocentrus palometa (maybe—"validity questionable," says Wikipedia) is reportedly responsible for a number of injuries to swimmers in Argentina on Christmas day. The area was experiencing a holiday heat wave, so people headed to the beach to cool off...and promptly got their toes chomped by a bunch of dickwad fish.

Via HuffPo:

A swarm of biting fish injured more than 70 people who were bathing at a popular beach in Argentina on Christmas, a medical official said on Thursday.

A seven-year-old girl had her finger partially amputated and dozens more suffered bite wounds on their extremities from the fish, a relative of the piranha called "palometas," said Federico Cornier, the director of emergency services in the city of Rosario.

"This is not normal," Cornier said on television. "It's normal for there to be an isolated bite or injury, but the magnitude in this case was great ... this is an exceptional event."
Ugh, that's awful. HUGE sympathy to everyone whose holiday/love of swimming was ruined.

Like, hey water, could you maybe do me a solid and not confirm all of my paranoid apprehensions about the terrors that lurk in your depths? And on Christmas!? Everyone knows that piranhas are nature's atheists—they probably say "happy holidays" and insist that Santa has scales too. Dicks. #WarOnFishmas

1) What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?

2) Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.

3)
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

4)Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

5)This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

Akeem79: Nigerian(s) and their funny laugh abeg park well Jare .

Jare jare jare!! He dey talk as if hinself don ja

Sincere 9gerian: Splendid! The president is doing all of these in spite of the following:

1. Having to spend N1 trillion on security because of Boko Haram. This is N500 billion more than what Yar Adua and OBJ spent on security.

2. Having to spend N900 billion on fuel subsidy alone.

3. The political distraction and sabotage by men of yesteryears (Buhari, Tinubu, OBJ et al). The political distraction orchestrated by evil forces led by OBJ forced a forced substitution of ministers on the president.

Now imagine what this country would have achieved if we had followed the Ghana example and supported our president post election? If there was no Boko Haram and we had removed fuel subsidy like was done in Ghana, a massive over N1.4 trillion would have been freed for the govt to use in executing infrastructural development across the country. Unfortunately, Nigeria is not Ghana.

1.4trillion that wll be stolen!! Abeg shut the crap n go reality check up. Bleep APC, Bleep PDP, Bleep GEJ, Bleep OBJ!!! I want a better Nigeria

La_ JuMe: God is good

Good? My god is awesome

dayokanu: Whats the meaning of the bold?
Instead of butchering Yoruba language a culture you so desire to be a part of but God declined
Just write in Ibo I would get an interpreter

Brutality *in shao Khan's Voice*

Riro ni teniyan sise ni ti oluwa

I av a feeling this list is the list of Op victims this year. Badt guy!! Go for medical checkup sha nxt is another ball game

This pple ar tribalistic why eminike? Segun odegami is playing the football of his life right now and yet he was ignore because is yoruba. Nawa for gaurdian newspaper oo

Too much story......jux walk up to her and kiss her then wait for it.................you know receive? Kiss her again

Note:I was drunk when I wrote that

OP is working for GEJ. Abeg link mi up if the pay is good

soe: from your name "OBO" - "monkey"...i wouldn't gratify you with any brain tasking response...go back to your cage...

Classic response!!