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You are very correct..

Falz the man

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Tweet from Senator Shehu Sani
If you once celebrated Father Mbaka for telling you what you like and now he is now telling you what you don't like, please be courteous and don't insult or attack him. It's natural for people not to agree all the time.
.....If Buhari didn't win in 2015, we would have thought by now that Nigeria would have been like London.
Thank God he won for everyone to know that he can't perform magic.
Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped.
He later paid subsidy. You clapped again.
He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped.
He devalued the Naira. You clapped.
He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped.
$1 is officially equal N360. You are still clapping.
He said he will make petrol price to N40, you clapped,
Now petrol price is N145, you clapped and do not protest but supported price increase.
He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped.
Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping.
He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped.
Its getting to three years, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping.
When he cancelled Military road blocks, you clapped.
When he asked them to go back, you clapped.
When PMB promise to end medical tourism, you clapped.
When he spent months in the UK hospital and allowed local doctors on strike, you clapped.
Me: As I am typing now some are clapping at Buhari's promises for NEXT LEVEL, and if in four years he fails to deliver NEXT LEVEL, some will keep clapping.
#Definition Of A Zombie

;Pastor professor "LIE"nus Yemi Osibanjo.

Well done sir

NICE
Naija will be better again..

Buhari and osibanjo!! Hmmm..

True that..

Adamummya:
mtcheeeeeeeeeew

I know you dont know who your father is?

Dear ladies,
Let me teach you how to show love to your guy.
Some of you ladies do not know how to show love to the guy you are dating. some ladies think that the only way to show a guy love is by having sex with him; that is why some ladies do not have anything to offer a guy except sex. I remembered many years ago when I was dating a girl, I bought gifts for her, then she said, "I will pay you back this night by giving you a hot sex." I just laughed. It is very funny. Sex is not a prove of love. Don't use sex to prove that you love a guy. As a lady, you can prove that you love a guy in the following ways:
1. Buy gifts for him. You can give him gifts of T-shirts, shoes, undies, singlets or even a phone if you have the money.
2. Take him out for lunch and pay his bills at least once in 2 months. It is not bad at all.
3. Send him some love text messages occasionally.
4. Give him phone calls daily at least once daily, ask him how he is doing and tell him that you love him.
5. Occasionally you can cook a delicious meal for him, maybe once in a week or once in two weeks, but not everyday like a housewife.
6. You can also help him financially when he is broke.
7. Take him out for shopping at least once in a year, you will not die.
8. Pray for him
9. Advise him
10. Help him to build a bright future.
I know some ladies will crucify me because of this post, but this is the ideal thing to do for your guy, not sex, sex sex.

VALUE YOUR FATHER

You were asked to pay 10,000 in school,
U came home and tell your daddy,who has only 11,000 in his pocket and no fuel on his car for tomorrows work,he was a little bit angry because if he remove it all he will be left with virtually nothing and not knowing how tomorrow work will look like,
He went to bed after having a sleepless night where he is thinking on how he will feed the family the next day,he wake up and called u and give u 8,000 to pay out of the 10,000 required,

U change face like goat that drink Hot pap and was angry with your face as fold as tissue paper,

Now he has left with empty stomach looking for alternative to sustain the family from hunger mayhem,

When u are dressing for school,your mother sneak in and give u the remaining 2000,and u smile wide and was happy

Next you quickly jump to Facebook to write my mummy is the best in the world condemning your father,of which if he used condom,u will not have existed

Yes mummy is the best but the backbone works secretly,
Fathers endures a lot and sacrifice a lot for u to be fine,

Now u made money u buy cars for mummy and to the stupid man u give him the reigning hot drink at the moment so he can drink and reduce his life span coupled with the stress he undergoes everyday

*Take out your time and count the widows in your village,and see that we men go through hell and easily die than the wife*

Sperm + egg = U, so why do we forget the hero of the family so fast,someone who works round the clock to make sure you are fine,and when u loose your dad the wicked people intimidates U,

*You will not know the value of what you have till you loose it*

Yes he may be hard on you,it is for your own good,if he try to spare the rod,he will spoil the child,the fear and the braveness of Dad made some of us what we are,for if he was soft like ur mum u end up a lazy spoiled child

*Many who have Dad are maltreating them forgetting that tomorrow u will be Dad and your children will treat you the same*
Those that don't have Dad are crying bitterly,while you that have don't value him,

He may drinks a lot or smokes a lot,many are caused by pressure and thinking

*like it or not,your father is sowing great seed in your life of which many will not be alive to reap the fruit of their labour*�����

What Dad is going through is sometimes bigger than u can imagin..

HOW SAD FOR THE YORUBA NATION

By Lawal Ade Adeyemi

Did the Igbos put guns on anybody's head before buying up Alaba, Ajegunle, isolo and Oshodi in Lagos?

Did they use juju before the Ibadan surrendered Iwo Road to them?

And what were we looking at before the Igbos took over Isida and Adeti in Ilesa ?

Where were the YORUBAS when the Igbos thrived and built 90% of the Hotels in Abuja. Was there a law that excluded the YORUBAS from selling building materials? Dei Dei building materials market in Abuja is 90 % Igbo owned.

So the more we point one finger at the Igbos, the more we have the other four fingers pointing at our laziness and lack of initiative as a society.

The YORUBAS should have been better with all our education, but we may be worse than the Fulanis who just roam around the bush.

Why? Because we lack the entrepreneurship spirit. We just want salaries from doing 8am to 5pm job. We proceed in foolishness and we persist in hoping to reap plenty without sowing hard. The Igbos are different, hence we are now jealous and envious.

We love wasteful parties and Aso Ebi. Just a little business without even making any profit yet, we usually call musicians to spray money like coffetti .

Where are all the Board Members of Ebenezer Obey today? Where is lawyer Omoyinmi and Lanre Badmus? Where is Oroki Social Club of Osogbo? Where is Felates of Ilesa and the likes whose trade mark was to bring Sunny Ade to Ilesa every Xmas, to waste all income gathered for the year?

The Yoruba society wasted their leading lights on excessive consumption and wasteful attitudes. We wasted our capital on frivolous social gatherings.

We took religion to ridicoulous levels, such that the wealthiest pastors and churches are now Yorubas. But all the wealth extracted by the churches from the Yoruba nation is also merely flaunted to show whose God is the most miraculous.

So we have become paupers and destitutes, as the Yoruba nation cannot now pay salaries. Pensions are owed for years.

Tell me, is Osun State filled with human beings or goats to have tolerated Aregbesola, when they rejected Akande. Say it loud, is the Constituted Authority of Ibadan sane to just bring about 21 Obas from nowhere to receive salaries, where there is no money to reopen Ladoja Akintola University?

Are the Ondos so wise to have allowed Mimiko to devastate their terrain as to be now saddled with 12 months salary arrears? What of Ekiti with rabble rousing Fayose and the intellectually arrogant Fayemi?

But the Igbos are hard workers. Let us not continue to deceive ourselves. 20 of their young boys can live in the shop from where they sell goods. There is no place too dirty or remote for them to hibernate and incubate their ideas. Give them 5 years, you will see them buy and take over all shops and lands.

True, some of them are criminals, but majority of the Igbo youths build and build physical structures always, while the YORUBAS are content with looking for salaried jobs, so that they can have siesta in the afternoons and then attend parties on Saturdays. Then spend Sundays in church wishing and praying for divine miracles.

How foolish! As the Igbo youths are meeting and strategizing on Sundays, so that they can gather money and buy the houses and lands owned by our Yoruba fathers, the Yorubas youths are busy in churches on Sundays praying for miracles.

Whether we like it or not, Obokungbusi Town Hall will soon be on concessional PPP sale. The Igbos will buy it. The proceeds will be used to pay backlog of salaries owed to impoverished Ijeshas. It will come willy nilly.

It will happen even in a declared Oduduwa Republic. Afterall, the Chinese, the Lebanese and the South Africans are buying us out with reckless abandon. See how ShopRite is buying up everywhere. I heard that they bought Owena Motel estate in Akure. How come we did not sell it to the Igbos?

We shall continue to grumble and hate the Igbos until eternity. Unless we spy on them, copy their ways and imbibe their 'can do' attitude.

The Yoruba nation and society have been pauperised and destituted. In desperation, we shall soon start to behave like the Almajiris in the North.

In grinding poverty and out of jealousy, the Almajiris of the North regularly loot Igbo shops and businesses. Very soon Yoruba urchins will start looting too to show that they hate the Igbos.

Even some of us here will defend it to show our hatred for the Igbos. Whereas, the looting is as a result of hunger and uselessness of our society.

How sad for the Yoruba Nation.

The Republican News

chiommy123:
I don't see where the problem is coming from. If you truely love your wife you will do anything to make her happy and comfortable same with women.

Just like Adam in the bible did everything possible to make Eve happy,even if it means disobeying God. Abi??

Confused set of MURIC

Aunty pls what is the man paying for?? Lol, 5million. Your father doesn't even have 500k in his account sef.. Only poverty-stricken hoes that goes about setting such standards. *spits

Wow I love this
My future wife get ready to dress like dis..

Please I want to fence my plots and I want to know the cost.
It's 2 plots ( 100 by 50 x2) here in owerri. Pls help a brother out. Thanks

Shut up there!

New generation Woman that loves sex and material things more than there lives..

Paste it here

Ask danjuma

Lolz.. What's dis one saying?

True

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Welcome back to your root.. I hope your village people don't keep you guys there for ever oo!