₦airaland Forum

do you mean, 'looks like'?

BREAKING NEWS

the government of river state, mr. Celestine omehia, had hands over the governing and affairs of of the state, to a man that does not even contesting the 2007 Gobanitoria election mr. rotimi amechi. these is as a resulted of the ruled by the supremacy court of the federation of nigeiran, yesterday.

these is a clear signs and indications that the unreliability and corrupting names labeled on our judicial system has been cleans in jesurs name. and also the power of thefts and looting of publicity funding will be distribution to different and more cleaver abgoros.

this blaming thing is caused by you

business: pimping (distribution of wild girls)

target market: Port Harcourt and environ

target customers/client: foreigners/expatriates

time frame: one year

capital/expenditure: N500,000.00

expected profit: N1,000,000.00 (100%)

evolution

good jab

i have nothing

what do you have?

Michael

ARSENAL . . . has another record in his sights just now. This was the club’s 12th straight win. Their best is 14 which was set in season 1987-88.

he is



i'm just curious. . .when ADAM was created where there hairs on his (you know where) . . .or does the hairs started growing after his creation?

i shall answer your question only if you can answer this: -

how did the blind and deaf man gave birth to a twin?

i blame you for . . .i'm not sure what. . . but it's your fault.

oh yes girlie, no doubting you are the queen of Englished. i can't helped but admiration your vocabularies and the way you outlined your grammatical expressing, it is very very commendation.

^{***phone ringing***}

hello tomtom, whatz up?

how's your momsy and your sists?

RONKY we already know you, so you are off the game

why are you asking me?

safety is the act of using condom



where have you been VERA?

crossbreeding (so much love in the air)

nude chip

the worlds youngest convicted criminal.

wonder suckers

if we can't do it better, let the dog do it for us.

this is what they call "CHEATING ON YOUR BACK"

i'm sure this is a very funny story. but i just don't have the time to read it.

why not add a poll to this thread?


STAY UNTIL YOU ADD A POLL

@poster

do you know why she and every other persons says your tactics is old fashioned? it's because you used WORDS. this days, words aren't necessary. just walk up to her, show her your bling-blings, point to your uncompleted (convertible) bez, and she is off with you for a drive. _{do all this with confidence}

i have my balls

wdyh?

to abstain from sex until . . . you have a girlfriend

if u r mrs. who, then who am i?

wish you can give me ya number

who teach you that one