₦airaland Forum

Treash:
Congratulations to them. I'm certain a lot of Nigerians would have loved to attend but the cost is unaffordable. If the Invites alone to an earthly wedding of a mortal being is 10M, now imagine the invites to the glorious wedding of a Bridegroom in Heaven. The marriage supper of the lamb is without a charge. Just buy without money the oil which will qualify you to enter HIS presence. Isaiah 55:1.

That one in heaven will only happen in your head.

Where was jesus when the fire started?

This fire situation further proves that he doesn't care about anybody. You all should better stop the aggrandizement.

Lindlady:
Yes but he refused to work. He said he prefers to be idle.

He's a fool..

Aguiyi Nwa mo!

What Sam Loco said when he was killed in the nollywood movie "ukwa."

Idaytesj29:
Complete this story

I knew there would be someone that would ask him to finish the story

Lindlady:
No be this same guy wey Wizkid burst his head with bottle.

Have you finally found a job for that your guy at Erisco food?

Godons1:
Come and divide it na.

Na me go continue to dey feed you? Shame no dey catch?

helinues:
Sebi banning dey hungry you right

Shut up! You think my life depends on this platform like you.

You dey threaten me like say dem dey pay me for here. No go find work do.

BossGerald:
Op The chief recruiter dey ask you questions 😂

Dear nairalanders, the greatest gift to mankind this year is to find this guy a real job

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helinues:
That makes two of us.

Stfu! You can say "headache" without putting the indefinite article "a" before it.

What do you know other than displaying absurdity every now and then?

This your write up almost gave me headache. You really need to learn how to write correctly.

Divide this country now..

BossGerald:
Just imagine the lives of the two e_diots above...fuuuls


When are they opening their refinery in their backyard to start refining fuels abi fuel never too cost

Voluntary slaves

I no blame them. Na one Nigeria cause am.

otomatic:
This simply shows how much job loses have occurred as people who are still in employment cannot make withdrawals

And it's a one-off thing as you can't withdraw the 25% now and do it again in the future. Policies should be revised to make the withdrawal twice or more.

If you can't pay your employees a living wage, then you shouldn't have had any business with starting a business/company in the first place.

Pay your workers what they deserve or leave and allow those who are capable to come on board

Pennilessword1:
So people are still using the desert as a route in 2024 ... Haven't they got the memo?

Quite unfortunate.

Sunmolar:
If politicians don't embezzle public funds....there will be few yahoo boys in hotels....I don't support yahoo anyway

True.

You can be a man having female traits and looking effeminate. That's natural.

But, don't try to apply makeup or do Nyansh. That's unnatural.

Fools.. Go and catch Yahaya Bello first, and stop shielding him from the weak hands of the EFCC.

Endwell that didn't end well.. If you tell them to avoid stupid political activities they won't listen.

I have seen a lot of them die this way.

Look at this lying ass pro Tinubu pastor. Some stupid fanatics will believe him, for sure.

These ones won't pay their employees as their western counterparts.

Divide this country now.

Justiceganduje:
Job alert at Lekki toll gate. Salary is attractive.

Stop stealing Nigeria's wealth, foolish scum. You knew you can't pilot the affairs of this country, but you decided to stop-at-nothing until you stole the mandate, grabbed and ran away with it.

I work and I pay tax. Tax that you're using to finance your luxurious lifestyle. I don't have a rent-seeking mindset.

I demand accountability for the tax Nigerians pay.

Foolish president.

Divide this country now.

ChizzyBuna:
Once again,

South South proving to Yorubas that we are not the same.

Ambode failed because his people never supported him. They supported Asiwaju
They are naturally backstabbers

Fubara was fully supported by his people.
We're not people that see bad and call it good
We are not slaves like oduduwa people.

We stand strong and united as Rivers people

#Fubara No Be Amode

My cousin is a local government chairman. He's pro- Wike, a die hard supporter of Wike.

will i support Wike because of my cousin when he's wrong? No, i can't do that

Richtaiwo:
Honestly, I want it more than you, but typing such on nairaland has no consequences, so I actually see it as hypocrisy. Why I want it badly is that in Nigeria, the part of the divide I will hopefully belong to, crime will be at minimum.

I have always been an advocate of division. I'm from Rivers state. My secessionist movement didn't start here on nairaland - i do it in real life and on other platforms.

This nation has gone to the dogs, it's irredeemable. Thanks to the prevailing tribalism, religious intolerance, and above all, corruption.

Thunder fire wike.

advanceDNA:
Werey.... U ddnt say this during Jonathan's era
That Nigerians should be patient with Jonathan....

When e reach ur turn now to do good what u promised ur country..u remembered Nigeria is not the only country experiencing extreme poverty....

Politicians!!!I don't know if they have amnesia or are just dangerous dangerously wicked


The supporters of this man have no brain... He has nothing to offer but to rule for 8 years

That man is a deranged hypocrite. We don enter one chance.

Wike wants to use this one as he used Mbu against Amaechi..