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There were many others,from ruben abati to Goodluck jonathan from chibuike amaechi to cossy orjiakor,from Babangida Aliyu to Tonto Dike,my list well definite go under criticism & would like to view yours,I think the timing is probably ideal in we go into the holiday periods,surely there won't be anymore to beat my top 5
So this is it,my most memorable quotes of 2013

5) "THE POLICE TRIED TO BE NAUGHTY BUT WE LECTURED THEM" ASUU members. Nov,2013
This was made by members of the Academic Staff Union of Universities(ASUU) after a colleague died & a few others were hospitalised,the governor of Kogi state whose convoy was said to have at fault in the fatal accident came to visit the accident victims,the union members stopped him & in the ensuing struggle with the police,a 'lecture' did the trick
My take : I find the use of the word 'lectured' in the quote quite hilarious,is lecture another word for "hypnotised"?if not then how did a 'mere' lecture stop the police from advancing?lolsss
Nigerian students pls answer

I'm pleased to hear that Gov. Adams Aliyu Oshiomhole has apologized for his outburst towards a widow in Benin two weeks ago. I want to commend the gov'nor for not towing the paths of other govt officials that would say they were quoted out of context. Even if the quotes were verbatim. way to go Oshiomhole!

Nigerians have lied in the name of their unborn kids,in the name of God,sworn with their lives only,they lie about their health status just to gain favour....in as much as a few nigerians are allegedly still truthful,the gov'nr isn't out of place in meting out judgement in the way he did,outside what he said,which was made in anger,which indicates the emotional attachment he has for his state

FreeGlobe: tough stands like telling a widow to go and die? isn't a responsible government supposed to take care of widows? Is this how a governor is supposed to act in a Democratic dispensation. You level of reasoning is clearly not objective to say the least.

the only flaw is his very utterance,but as for the actions taken there's nothing wrong,the law should be devoid of sentiments

But she disobeyed a stand-in law,is the gov'nr suppose to act on sentiments?Nigerians give different reasons for breaking the law these days,with the level of lawlessness in the land,a tough stand has to be taken

10goals is more realistic

Buahahahaha!!...jokers

Anambra is the most-populous,imo & enugu can slug it out for 2nd place

24in7: life
LifE
lIfE

magic johnson(ex-basketball er) has been a 'sufferer' of AIDS(HIV) for over 20yrs but he's still alive,И̣̣̣̥o be money help am?money can keep a person alive to large extent my brother

Following...I really would like to know

Whether 10000000MW or 4000MW or 0.02MW or maybe the units are changed to gigaWatts the issue is dat I don't 'ave light,every other thing na story

jeffizy: Since Paw-paw could not progress horizontally , he decided to progress vertically.

hahahaha well said

kunlebal: Sorry I didn't get back to you, the agent told me 13K but that I will not do Biometric, na there I fear cos without Biometric the licence is fake.
A friend gave me one FRSC no that I should call him, after calling the guy said 20k for two weeks but what I will receive first is temporally licence, that the main licence will come from abuja btw 2months to 5months. So wale if you r interested bell me asap. @Nendu are u sure the one you have n you dad owns are the same cos without biometric the licence is fake bro but thanks all the way.
This is my conclusion, since I don't have 4months to wait, I will travel n sort my safe out in obamaland

hahahaha,na so oh,best wishes bro,well both mine & my dad's does look alike,anyways d FRSC option is d most assuring,best of luck

Mr keyamo "political undertone" from where?ur ally the presidency?,Benin republic is a sovereign state with laws,unlike nigeria where asari says & does as he likes with impunity

Its with a friend now,he'll try doing dat,I hope it comes on,so I can do as u said

But d fone won't switch on 4 me 2 do dat

hello,pls I use a blackberry bold 2,I tried switching it on after a hard reset,but it loads to a level & goes off again,its been so since morning,pls help

Coming from a comedian,this has to be a joke
impressive use of his rights,nice one julius

Danhumprey: But that is not fair! Help a brother out!

try doing something outstandingly stupid like obafaiye shem or great like iheanacho,soyinka,2fac or controversial like tonto dike,oduah,lawan,kardashian then u become one

Rednaxelot: What about Commandant Obafaiye Shem (Oga at the top)?

He is a celeb now!

God bless u broda,'celebrity of d year' by a mile

saxywale: nedu2000, can you please text the number to 08174499625

ohk

University rankings r understandable,but where's the meeting point for secondary schools on the continent...certificate exam. Performances like WAEC?its not adequate because the exams standard in various regions vary

I think there's an FRSC office at herbert marcaulay,yaba & oshodi by-pass....u can check der,I was told to bring a cert of proof dat I had attended a driving schl plus by previous licence & of cos payment
......but as we dey naija so,u can probably get a licence in a week

P.S.....kunle,I hope you received my text,I've sent his number to you,he gave him his business card

I've replied

chairman: na bad belle be this abi wetin?na bad belle be this abi wetin?na bad belle be this abi wetin?

I've heard of stammering but dis is ridiculous

kunlebal: 16k still reasonable, I base in lagos too but can I have in in 2wks time

of course,there were a few personal delays,dats y mine took so long

reverting to the paper notes for smaller denominations shows the lack of research & incompetence on the part of CBN and nigeria's "copy-cat" mentality without looking out for factors,democracy is a case-study
P.S. Isnt australia not as hot(if not hotter) than nigeria?

geeez: Meanwhile it was reported that it flew 5km

It's just another IED

I'm sure if you google 'how to build a rocket' it will throw up something

then build your own na

ASUU can't just be paid for all 4 months,at best 2 out of the 4 months,why should ASUU be the only party to eat their cake and have it,what about the students?