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GeneralJ: THis is the funniest video ever, man i could not help watching it not to crack up, still cracking up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIGCp1_JrGY

hahahaha,blacks er

Twas N5000 a year ago now its btw N13k-N19k,I got mine in september N16k(that range),it took me 1 month 2 get mine 4rm FRSC office in Ojo LGA

Suraj....jarus!?is that mistake?

eluquenson: So all you have to do when you get to church is use your ATM card at the designated points, and collect your receipts! It’s these receipts that you present at the altar as offering.



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receipts at the altar? Why

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Gej has every right to contest,doh I don't intend voting for him,how free & fair the elections is the issue & pls how is gej contesting the collective mandate of the likes of ken sawo wiwa,isn't he dead?we take things too far in this country

A simple joke just a simple joke dat actually got people laughing & someone comes along & spoils it for everyone

Why I do so is 'cause it shows that she's a girl in demand,but if she's not in a relationship for a while, I tend to suspect that there's an evil trait in her (drama-queen,quarrelsome,excessively demanding etc)& that why guys are running .....that's me sha

lymelyte: Omg.. re u comparing fb to nairaland? Guy! Stop to dey smoke sk ooo.. fb too offers you the ability to remain anonymous also.so what are you now talking about?

comparing in terms of time spent o,how I go compare dem two,lolsss *hides my cigar*

Facebook is dry because ones real name is used mainly, spelt out & in the full glare of family,friends so people tend to be rather hypocritical in their posts unlike nairaland for example

awodman: He cut those cake in Abuja before he left for London...

for his birthday wasn't it?the impression we're getting is dat der was И̣̣̣̥o celebration & twas low key

"Celebrated it quietly"?how...we saw a picture of GEJ with 3 big cakes about cutting them,but I can't categorically tell u if the illness was 'cos he over-partied that will be best know by my oga @ d top, ‎​yes,I don't want to say one & my oga @ d top will say it anoda one

I fit na,wetin dey der,I won start my own today sef

Senator organising a lottery?so he's trying to make even more money out of the citizenry .Everyone knows lottery organisers make profits. N10m per day ko,N10m per second ni

gegee: shut up there lie muhamed

have we met?.....with I type out was simple fact & deducing from the very last line I wrote,I'm obviously not taking any sides,both sides were wrong as no1 shld wish anyone dead
P.S. : have we met?are you my parents or my superior,where did the insults emanate from?I don't recall dishing you any

I would also 'ave expected the motorists to the left to swerve by virtue of instinct as soon as the explosion occurred,therefore its a fake

Its 'cos keepers ain't mostly recognised,enyeama shld be in the fore-front of any individual award coming from CAF or BBC

When the rumour of yar'adua's illness developed in late 2008,there was jubilation & joy with "south-south for president" chants in PH...I was der
We are not just united

So the person that recorded the video,just so happens to have his phone or camera on & pointing to the exact direction of the blast moments before it happened,coincidence?

If the sharia law is done without sacred cows & partiality,И̣̣̣̥o problem,the one we 'ave now isn't working after all

Donsammi: .do u stay in abj ?

И̣̣̣̥o,lagos

solelymade: Abegii, dis doesn't even qualify 4 d joke of a second... Laughing my ass out indeed..

visualizing it actually got me laughing,where's ur sense of humor bros?lolss

chronique: @ all:

Many thanks for the advice and insults. God bless y'all.
Well,let's understand something here;nairaland is to so many people,different things. Some people come here to get real advices for real life problems while some others,come here to catch a lil bit of fun. Nairaland is to different people,different things. Aside selling vehicles/exploring one or two other business opportunities here,this site is one of the very few ways I catch fun. Prior to my writing this(creating this thread),I'd seen a lot of childish rants/not too sound stuffs here(at the romance section) and have always wondered how people manage to create such threads. I had a lil spare time after work last night,and decided to create this thread but slept off after typing. I woke up with my phone beside me this morning and decided to click submit. Obviously,everything was geared towards having a lil bit of fun.
However,I've noticed something via this thread. It's obvious a lot of nairalanders do not read other people's comments before they post theirs. From the first five comments,it's clearly visible that this whole thing is a joke but those who posted after,couldn't decipher my attempt at humour. It shows clearly that Nigerians are not very good readers. I hardly comment on a thread without reading the comments on the first page. I think some of us still have a long way to go.

I'm typing this so those who couldn't figure things out,do not end up with a wrong impression of my personality. I'm a very business minded person and when I go all out to have fun,it's sometimes a direct opposite of me.

Let's put things to rest here. My command of English aint that bad and can never be that bad. Secondly,I don't have a pregnant girlfriend. Finally,everything up-there is a 100% not true.


Y'all can take a chill pill now. Ciao

its the post that matters,the preceding 'commenter' isn't obliged to read the comments made above him,it doesn't make him a bad reader,however subsequent comments made by the poster shld/culd be read,you misinformed people and should be apologising,afterall there's a jokes section

Make dem join us for commercial flights jare,I fit use from der beg dangote for favour and oyedepo for money....hmmm,or is it the other way round?

A guy(guess who?) was eating water melon in the dream,after he finished eating it, he saw a coconut and decided to eat it too but he didn't see knife to cut it, so he decided to use his teeth only to receive a slap from his father!

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U DON FINISH PILLOW,NA MY HEAD U COME DEY BITE IDIOT!

Nepa И̣̣̣̥o dey read my meter,I И̣̣̣̥o get problem,lolsss

Way back in 2008,when arsenal was just 3yrs into being trophyless.....b4 I try it,how many more has the man caught & is he still alive?lolsss

It worked,thanks......I do appreciate

symbol to show they r members of the armed forces,police included,used of cause to whip erring drivers

I don't how Uyo is setup because I don't stay there,but in lagos there are small,moderately inhabited areas where buses can't ply,thus keke.....to sieve away bikes & kekes as means of commercial transportation,the city has to be planned(urban planning) with ideal road networks

Your not ready for jamb yet,brush up on your english....happy father's day in advance,motherless babies homes dey sha

I bought fifa 12(played it on my previous laptop & enjoyed it)now d pack has 2 CDs,but unlike PES it isn't so straight forward to install,pls guys how do I install FIFA 12