johnydon22:
Poverty? Lol...its not my fault if you are too daft to discern a simple analogy

johnydon22:
Yes believe it worked, believe you are forgiven.

Why not pray for a range rover sport and believe you got it since it works so well... Frank317 honestly i suggest you leave people to wallow in their self induced delusions

frank317:


Its actually quite pathetic that God can quickly solve ur sleepless night issue but can watch innocent kids, women and men suffer terribly in the hands of bokoharam, Isis, Ebola and natural disasters despite prayer done to him by millions of ur type.

All you needed to get over ur problem was a relaxed mind and a sound assurance. Now God can quickly take the glory. Well tell him there are so much more important issues besides some sleepless nights.

Well, nice to know u had a sound sleep... I just wish our brothers in the north slept well too.

Tosinex:
bro trust me when I say i have been through this before... You don't need Bible quotations, one thing is needed... What kind of music do you listen to, secular, dats the issue. Now to the solution, load your phone with gospel songs, both local, national or international, when you Are About to sleep, play the songs you can lower the volume so that it won't disturb your sleep but make sure that ah least the sounds are being released into the atmosphere, there is nothing more than for you to have an undisturbed sweet sleep and dream.. It worked for me, it should also work for you...if you Do it consistently, you will never experienced such dream again... Let me know if you do it and it work for you.. Thanks.

frank317:
@poster how old are u? I bet you are still a teenager. Like Johnny said, try sleep facing downward and or sideways.
Sleep paralysis has been found to commonly reoccur among teenagers undergoing psychological issues... Such issues could be... Fear (fear of hell knowing you can't possibly live the virtuous life that would ensure u avoid hell), fear of death given terrible religious stories, fear of unseen forces and evil spirits as one has been made to believe are after ones life by religious rumor mongers. It could also be caused by stress, (both psychological and physical stress or academic stress), loss of a loved one or fear of such.
You see the teenage years are filled with unanswered questions about life and, the wrong info could cause stress.
Try relaxing a bit sort the help of a doctors.
Note: pastors and Nairaland religionists will only worsten your situation until u finally become mad.

krattoss:
Young man, wake up this is 21st century.

Kindly meet ur doctor. It might be some esczma, or any minor sickness that can happen to anybody

Tallesty1:
How exactly does it happen to you?

I asked because I once had a similar experience. I couldn't move a finger nor say a word. It was like I was gonna die but the dam thing stopped the moment I miraculously screamed Jesus Christ.

The different here is that you can struggle/fight back.

Blackett:
Hold on a minute, let me get you right.

You came in to lagos to search for greener pastures 7 days ago, and of all the places in lagos, you chose Ajah, to lodge in, and you have the effrontery to complain about lodging costs? And as if that wasn't _stupid enough, you want to live with a lady who would accommodate you while you simultaneously date her and marry her after a year, simply because you "want" to get married next year?

What a _retarded mugu!

Who gets up to build a house without first calculating the costs? Who comes to Lagos as a first timer, lodges in one of the most expensive areas of town, and then looks for a lady to feed, accommodate and still fvck him because he's a hustler?

I think someone is using your picture as a hand fan in your village shrine, while looking into a smoking calabash, and calling your name.

beautycrush24:
U want free house, probably free food and then free puzzy?

U must b a badt guy

MhizZK:
After readn ur post en OP,my teeth refused to close. U must b one funny somebody.In case u ar not a Nigerian nd u dont know,I'll like to let u know u ar in d country wit d most populous sharp minds.Dis kin market no dey sell for 9ja,direct ur energy into oda profitable enterprise shogbo?

sinaj:
read this trash to all the kids in ya neighbourhood m sure de wnt doubt you
Hey kid, that was harsh








rubbish!

marshalcarter:
#singin#ama hustler ama ama hustler by cassidy