GetUmad:
Let's for once pretend as if we already didn't know the songs below and you're just coming across the lyrics for the very first time. Imagine you stumbled on a book containing lyrics below written by your kid cousin or child, wouldn't you just laugh it off? Would you even take it serious.




Skin Tight
Mr Eazi
If you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
When you give your heart to me
I no go let you go
Wey I no go do you basa basa
Baby trust in me
I go dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
Them times wey I no get sika
You dey by my side
So make I dey your body like skin tight
Wey I go dey by your side
'Cause them times when I no get sika
You dey by my side
Oh na na na na
Eeeeey my baby o
Oh sweetie o
Eeeyyyy my baby o
Ooh
Nobody show me love like my baby
You be the only one for me
Only one for me
You be the only one that I need
Sekeof when I no get ee
You no be runaway
You stay with me
Baby now I don't get ee
Make you no runaway stay with me
'Cause me and you were meant to be


PANA LYRICS
[Hook]
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 1]
'Say love is a beautiful thing
Girl you dey cool my temper
Love is a wonderful tender feeling
You dey give me ginger
Eh, 'say baby dancey-dancey, dance
All the beauty in your eyes dey give me life oh-ooh
Make we give the Lord thanks oh
For the sake eh-eeh, for the sake of love oh
Eh Baby,
For your sake I go kill show oh, eh-eh
Show you love like you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(na you I dey play ball oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
My love for you will never die, will never die
[Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Eh, nwayocha .. nwayocha
You see, you have taken my love oh-ooh
I cannot understand how I'm feeling
You are my woman-crush oh
Nwayoma .. nwayoma
You see, nna maka m'isi oh
Owee'owe, eh .. owee'owee, owee'owe
M'baby, me no go let you go, sure
I will always be your lover, ah
For your sake I go killi show oh, eh
Show you love that you’ve never seen before
[Hook]
(..folake oh, fola oh)
We go drive around for my Porsche oh
[Chorus]
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana
Anywhere that you go
I go follow you dey go
Baby, Pana
Baby, Pana



Tecno

Afa-m'ubu Al'-haji Te-ki-no

Folake, gimme love oh
Na you dey catchi my shot oh
For your sake, I go go church oh
We go drive around for my Porsche oh » pls so far what sense is therein? Must you form rhymes by all means? It's just so nursery
They say you like wahala oh
Eh, I getti wahala oh »
They say you like cassava
I getti big cassava »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajaba »
My baby, dance to the Lagbaja »
Make I take you to Gwagwalada »
Eva-Eva oh baby, Eva-Eva
Baby you too sweet, fajita (meaning?) »

My baby, dance to the Lagbaja (where's the Lagbaja to be danced to) »

Make I take you to Gwagwalada (is that where your sense is or you parked there?) »

dibi-daba-diba-dobo
Adaba-dibi-daba-dede-baba
(and all these mumbo-jumbo just to complete a track)





If by Davido


my money my body na your own
if i tell you say i love you o
my money my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o
versace, gucci for your body o
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me
no do, no do
no do senrere o
no do, no do
no do, shakara o we
no do, no do
no do, garagara for me o, eh
girl you’re beautiful too
my number one tuntun (meaning?)

sip burukututu (what has burukututu got to do with me being beautiful why should I sip it? When it could just be a total turn off for a lady you're trying to woo)

for your love i tutu ( meaning? This was when I knew it had something to do with Tecno. Strings of meaningless and nursery rhymes)

i go chook you chuku chuku O ( person wey u dey toast u wan chook am chukuchuku abeg which sense dey am? Who does that?)

biko obianuju
shey you do me juju
cos im feeling the juju
shake it o, take it (what is she catching and shaking, biko no one should hold brief for him here)

i wanna catch it o ,take it
you can have it o,take it
you know i gat this o,take it
i love you, i love you
i love you, i love you
there’s nothing above you
there’s nothing above you
above you above you
bridget eh
i like your mini skirt o ( what tha........ Mini skirt? Are you for real? who use this line to woo a lady in 2017, OMG)

oh girl you carry sense o (no she for carry stupidity, how dt one take relate? So na this kain thing u go go dey yan a lady and she nor go think say u are sick. So incoherent and not romantic at all)

if i tell say i love you o
my money, my body na your own o baby
thirty billion for the account o yeh
versace and gucci for your body o baby


MAJORITY OF NIGERIAN SUPPOSED LOVE SONGS SHOULD CARRY A CAVEAT ; PLS DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME


Gone are those days you'd copy a love song and use it words for words to ask that your secondary school classmate out. Days of ; All my life by KC&JOJO, unbended knee, BoyzIImen.... Guess what? It never failed. Say it and watch her smiling even chuckling, going back to her hostel gushing about it with her friend and next day you see them all admiring you. Pls go ahead and use those ones pasted above on a lady, I could only imagine the reaction that would follow .

FACT:
MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE THAT WOULD CLAIM THEY LOVE ANY OF THESE SONGS CAN'T PROUDLY SAY WHAT PARTICULAR MESSAGE THEY CARRY. THEY ONLY GET TO LOVE IT AS A RESULT OF FONDNESS GROWN FOR IT THROUGH CONSTANT AIRPLAY. The more you hear a song the more you grow fond of it. Also many people that would not see any thrash in these songs are those ones that go to beer palor or clubs all the time. When you constantly listen to songs under the influence of alcohol, you'd definitely have nothing against it but love it.

the first day I heard that davido's song *if* I was so u analyzed it well jare**very talentless

StarPlayer:
STFU Bìtch, are you done sucking that dìck? since that's all you were trained to do.No time for a thrash thot like you

STFU fuckboy**re u done sucking your destiny cos u re doomed,,aint u the idiot always getting drunk n messed up?the gutter is now your abode because of your drinking habit..ode!

StarPlayer:
You are nothing but a witch. I curse the day you were born. You are nothing but a curse to the parents who bore you. You shall die a terrible death, that I promise. Stupid local prostitute

and what re u?a useless demonic agent from the pit of hell,,u re cursing me?o ma se oo..i know u re an under bridge deportee whose IQ is low,,u reason like the village champion u re,,look @this sacrifice his parents offered to the gods of their village because of his doomed destiny cursing another person..a cursed n unfortunate being cursing another person,,satan your father is waiting for you in hell so join him there asap,,talking about dying a terrible death,aint u the person that wil soon jump into the lagoon u frustrated baboon? I won't pray for death for u cos as a drunkard that u re,u re already dead..

StarPlayer:
See this psychotic biatch. I pity you because you are a clear example of a failure. I'm sure that hole between your legs must be wide enough to recieve a GP tank by now. Sorry for you

see this wasted semen,am very sure that worm in between your legs has ruined your destiny n your future..very unfortunate human being,,if you re not a dog,u won't call a lady biatch**u re a mad loosed dog on heat..go eat shit u smelly maggot!..thunder fire u!

StarPlayer:
I think you have a mental problem, because nobody can be this daft. Ashawo follow this link and get a little bit educated http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thot
Life is not about hopping from 1 dìck to the other alone, try and be a little bit useful to yourself and those who brought a waste like you to this world. Ciao

waste u said?don't u equally hop from one pussy to another? u re just another f*ck boy whose sugar mummies has tempered with his destiny n rendered useless..i just pity those who brought a bastard like you to the world,,U re nothing but a sewage tunnel were all trash re flushed through,,ewu gambia!..look @ this baboon that yaba left psychiatric hospital is his permanent resident talking about mental problem..idada!

StarPlayer:
It's obvious you're a jobless thot, low lifer and cheap slut. Why not look for your type and roll in the mud with

common thout u cannot spell,,it obvious u re typing from a hut in one typical village,if I am a low life u don't even have a life @ all..if not for techno n their cheap phones n mtn with their 10mb what will a cheap gigolo wood fetcher like you be doing on Nairaland..hey! u go roll with pigs cos to me even a pig is better than u..agbero radarada!,,English has been murdered oo*low lifer*,,your case is worst..it's obvious u re a dummy,a big dullard..i swear won't reply you again..i really regret exchanging words with a fool like u..forgive me bro..you re just another small kid n ode! privileged to be on nl..olodo!

fuckboys:
eh, lagos - badagry express way na die

I tire oo,,30 minutes journey on that road amount to two hours

StarPlayer:
Ashawo ten kobo. How many customers have you Fùcked today? 100 abi 200? I need that lilwayne picture for you, Nansense

gigolo ten kobo,how many sugar mummies have you slept with today?**look @ this yahoo boy no laptop,,oloriburuku fraudster

StarPlayer:
Never in your life can a scalywag and smello like you have someone of class like me

what will I be doing with someone like you who is a slowpoke and a nincompoo n whose class is among touts n criminals? gerrarahere!..look @ a he-goat who barely bath calling some smello

nkwuocha1:
[[s]quote author=NegeduGrace post=55060481]please don't vent your frustration on me.ain't the cause of your problems..re u sure u re married cos no reasonable married man will type that sh*t up there..u have the trait of a wife beater from your above statement,,why am I even answering you? someone like you won't even allow your wife out of your house that's if u re truly married ooo,,u will never allow her snap in that position but u re here advocating for another person..wicked being! [/s]


Quote me when you are a woman.

quote me when u re a real married man n not a woman in man clothing

StarPlayer:
Sounding like a typical street urchin that you are. Just gerrarahere with your smelling pùssy. Ashawo ten kobo

gbagbe oshi..lawma officials re @your door step now,,@least am better than your free olosho of a girlfriend who chose a nonentity n a loser like you**lawma over to you#trash!

StarPlayer:
Your mother obviously doesn't know how to train a child. That's why you're so messed up. Fùck you.

guttrish being..rejected bingo..agbero,agbaya..ode,,unfortunate monkey..bros u Don baff?smelly thing

StarPlayer:
Is this how your mother trained you To be a hopeless ashawo ten kobo. Idiot

for mentioning my mother, ,it proved u re a bast*rd,,a misconception from the pit of hell..if u dare mention my mother again thunder will piece you n the dogs n vultures will feed on your left overs..why will u have regards for my mum when yours gave birth to you in a gutter n left u there..if you have ever tasted motherly love no Matter what ensued between you n anyone in life u will never involve their parents or abuse them..this re traits that u grew up on the street,Agbero!

StarPlayer:
You're obviously deranged. Stupid araka

oloribu..radarada,, u re obviously typing from yaba left..look @this under bridge deportee,,u re just a frustrated maggot,,u know what just get to mainland bridge n drown yourself in the lagoon that's if u can afford the t.p,won't reply u again cos I don't want to be tagw with someone like u..senseless n toothless bulldog!**spits on him n leave the thread *

StarPlayer:
Fùck outta here. Olosho

gigolo..ode,,agbaya..

nkwuocha1:


You're not married,so shut up until you are madam! And yes, there's nothing wrong the way she is sitted. You old cargos need to calm the Bleep down.Get married or leave those who are married alone, Ok? I married my wife at 22,so what the hell are you saying?

please don't vent your frustration on me.ain't the cause of your problems..re u sure u re married cos no reasonable married man will type that sh*t up there..u have the trait of a wife beater from your above statement,,why am I even answering you? someone like you won't even allow your wife out of your house that's if u re truly married ooo,,u will never allow her snap in that position but u re here advocating for another person..wicked being!

StarPlayer:
Ugly B**ch

useless ape..

StarPlayer:
Hateful being

u need help..jobless being

stpat1:


Jealousy is written all over your post.
That she is beautify and proud about it is no crime. That she is also not from the street does not make her proud.

When you born leave make e dey roam street and dirty gutter because you want to garner sympathy. Na your wahala

u néed epp...Bros u Don baff?i don't know why some of you nairalanders re so myopic in thinking, can't u really type what someone will understand rather than using abusive words, is that the best way to get someone's attention? I wasn't even talking to you n this platform we re opportuned to air our opinion n I did that without directing it to you or anyone else on this platform..if u can't quote me without insulting me knowing fully well I didn't say anything bad to you first then don't expect me to reply u without giving you back your insult

DLuciano:
trash, you are just jealous

think very well before u use the word jealous bro*

sekem:


The same way I choose her over you over and over again

I made my choice, ,you made yours so it's no problem @all

StarPlayer:
Hatred and bitterness will do you no good.

hatred and bitterness?like seriously? is that the quality u possessed? if u don't have anything to say please swerve

jimi4us:
shut up is it your money? Is our money and we are not complaining.

gosh..

sugarbeesmith:
may God answer your prayers if only you are a virgin.but if u not ....voice mail

say that to your girlfriend

jimi4us:
Eyaa you sound pained, it's not her fault that she's beautiful na, aunty you don marry?

pained how? even Tboss knows gifty is more beautiful than she is n bia Nwoke Grace is a beauty on her own..if u re very reasonable u would first of all take out time to analyze what she meant by she's tired of begging Nigerians for their votes..shebi no be money them the take vote for her or is that the best way to appreciate people who take out their time to make something work out for your own good?wake up n say the truth abeg cos she don't know you !

sugarbeesmith:
at least e help the guy .if he open blokus give u , you no go jump on top ?

may God remember you when he start sharing sense,,every lady can't be like your girlfriend

shame is to them who have pride***na so bible talk for book of proverbs..I blame the peeps that makes her feel too important..when it comes to beauty I chose gifty over n over n over

shame is to them who have pride***na so bible talk for book of proverbs..

the guy don the old small small..hbd *hmmm hmm,clears throat *that last picture is disgusting,,things people do for fame..who the unclothedness epp?

two beauties...see as their skins is radiating

sisisioge:


Thank you babes, what exactly does this prove? If an accused gets an apology note from the families of the accuser, does that absorb the accused of all wrong doing? Party A and party B are fighting, party C goes and act as one sided mediator...party A don win case be that? It is well with our souls and reasoning faculties!

your reasoning faculty ma,,u can't know a child more than the one that birthed him/her so since she's the one doing the apology knowing fully well that she was part of the case then I didn't say anything wrong that made it one sided...I am a Christian who know what trial n temptation is all about

he has been vindicated n satan has been put to shame, ,leave vengeance for God n u won't be disappointed..up up jesus, ,down down satan..now we can sing ose eee..doubting Thomas over to you