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Lol, as seen on twitter... This is what the Yorubas call Orishirishi..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/missing-or-not-missing-lol.html

An American author named Shawn James this week wrote a controversial essay titled 'Why Real Men Avoid Single Mothers' - detailing 15 reasons why men should not date single mothers. It's got people talking. Read below and tell us what you think...(If you're a single mother, you won't like this..:-))
1. Never Available. A single Mother’s schedule is never open. Single mothers are the kind of women to always cancel dates at the last minute. Something always gets in the way of a man spending time with her. It’s hard to have a relationship with her because she’s never there.
2. YOU are NOT a priority. Usually in a relationship the man winds up DEAD LAST. Behind, her kids, her job, the car, the kitchen sink, the stopped up toilet. Even the dog gets more attention and affection than a man involved with a single mother. Any man who gets involved with a single mother winds up a fifth stringer in a relationship. And he rarely ever gets called up to play.

3. Thinks the world revolves around HER and ONLY HER. A single mother is one of the biggest narcissists on the dating scene. She often thinks that a man has to drop everything in his life to be part of hers and her kids. They’re so selfish they don’t think a man has needs, wants or a life of his own. He’s just supposed to be there to give her everything she wants in life.

4. Emotionally Unavailable- Most Single mothers cannot form an intimate connection with a man because her feelings are invested in other people. Usually her primary focus is on her children.
In addition to dedicating herself to her children, most single mothers have given their hearts to someone else- their children’s father. And those feelings she still has for him will always prevent her from getting closer to you. There will always be some distance between a single mother and the new man in her life.

5. The ex/ Baby Daddy is ALWAYS THERE. A man just doesn’t deal with a single mother. He deals with her ex or her baby daddy as well. And this guy is always hovering around like a helicopter looking to c*ckblock you. Some of these guys still think they have a shot at getting back with her. Others just don’t want to see her happy. A lot of these dudes want to f!ght over her.
Seriously, it’s a game they’re playing with each other. And they’ll be playing that game with each other until their children turn 18 or 21. Head for the exit. It’s just not worth dealing with this fool and his insecure bullshyt.

6. The kids are working AGAINST YOU When dealing with a single mother you also deal with Kids. Kids who still in their little heart of hearts think that Dad will come back and love them.
Seriously, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

7. Those kids will HATE YOU. They will act out to keep you from getting closer to mommy. They will make accusations against you to get you in trouble. Again, it’s just not worth dealing with the bullsh*t to get with a female. There are four billion women in the world. You can find a quality female who doesn’t carry all this baggage or give you this much grief.

8. Entitled attitude Single mothers think because she had a baby out of wedlock the world owes her EVERYTHING. And she thinks she’s the one who deserves the best. Even though she’s usually collecting welfare, food stamps, or child support, in eyes she’s still supposed to be treated like she’s a queen because she popped a kid out of her v*gina.
In their deluded distorted vision of the world Men are still supposed to take her out to the finest restaurants and buy them lots of expensive stuff. And he’s supposed to take care of her kids too, buying them whatever they want while taking a blind eye to their bad behavior.

9. Distorted self-image Single mothers still thinks she’s as sexy like she was before she had a baby. Only she doesn’t understand how her body has changed. In some cases for the worse.
Single mothers are the type to try to squeeze themselves into sexy outfits like low-rise jeans and cropped T-shirts to show off their belly button, not seeing the muffin top and stretch marks squeezing out over the top of their pants. They’re the type to stuff themselves into slinky spandex dresses, (not aware of that gut, and the cellulite on their asses) and head out to the club. She thinks men are supposed to run up on her offering to buy her drinks. And because a few thirsty simps step to her, she thinks she’s still got it. But the only people who wants what she has to offer are scavengers at the bottom of the social scene.

10. Always the victim. Single Mothers never take responsibility for their actions. The situation they’re in is always the fault of that “no good man”, “these damn kids” their mother or someone else. They never take any time to do any self-examination or make any efforts to change their lives. They’re still looking for some Rich Incredibly Handsome Man™ to put on a cape and play Captain Save-A-Hoe™, sweep her off her feet and take her out of the troubling situation she helped make.

11. Jekyll & Hyde Personality. A single mother will be the sweetest thing when a man first dates her, but a few months into a relationship she turns into a NUTJOB. A man will usually see glimpses of this when she chastises her kids when he first meets them. During that meeting she’ll yell at them and bully them to get them to act right while praising a man like he’s an angel.
It’s all an act. Heaven will turn into Hell around the six month mark.
Once a single mother gets a man settled into her life it’s not common for her to start verbally abusing him and mocking him as she projects all that pent-up rage from those previous failed relationships onto him. And it’s usually around this point that most men realize why this woman is single and why it’s time for him to hit the exit door.

12. Drama Queen. Because a single mother always sees herself as a victim of society, she’s always talking about her problems. And she always has a new trouble to bring everyone. There’s never a good day in the life of a single mother because there’s always some new crisis about to emerge in her life.
The reason single mothers need the drama is because it makes them feel important. It makes people pay attention to them. And when Captain-Save-A-Hoe™ is doting on them trying to solve their problems it makes them feel an artificial sense of value. They need that value to deflects people’s attention from how pathetic their lives actually are.
Manipulative In most cases, a single mother has no interest in a man she’s dating. In a lot of cases she’s just using a guy as a pawn.

13. In most cases she’s dating to make her Baby Baddy jealous. Deep down in her heart of hearts she believes that if she’s seen with someone else who sees her as valuable that he’ll see her as valuable and take her back.
In other cases when she’s not trying to get a rise out of Baby Daddy she’s playing the sympathy card™ using a guy to get gifts, free dinners and free drinks out of him. To a single mother, The men in her lives are just human ATM machines where she whispers a sweet nothing in his ear like a PIN number and money comes out of his wallet.
And because she’s a drama queen who loves to play the victim, the Single mother plays to men’s emotions to get them to react in the way she wants. It’s not common for a single mother to tell her man man about her baby daddy so he can go f!ght him. Or pit two baby daddies against each other. Many a man has wound up either dead or in prison because a single Mother played the victim card™.

14. Dishonest. A single mother is a LIAR. It’s how she gets what she wants. It’s how she manipulates people. It’s how she takes care of her kids. It’s how she survives in this world.
Single mothers lie. And they LIE ALL THE TIME. They lie to men about their age, their height, their weight, how many kids they have, the job they do.
On top of the lies they tell to others They lie to themselves. They lie about about how beautiful they are. They lie telling themselves they’re still a catch. They lie telling themselves they still have a chance with a good man. They lie telling themselves that their lives will be happily ever after one day.
The horrible truth is without those lies most of those single mothers would realize how pathetic their lives are. How they have no options in the dating scene. That they’re at the bottom of the barrel in the dating scene and the only men who want them are pathetic Manginas and thirsty Simps.

15. Carries Baggage, baggage and more baggage A single mother has more issues than Time and Newsweek combined. And when she’s looking for a man, she’s not looking for an equal caring partner. She’s looking for a Pullman Porter™ to take care of her kids, and clean up her messes with her childrens’ father. Brothers, don’t let yourself get sized up for the white jacket and the bow tie!
Anyway, dealing with a single mother is like walking through a minefield. After several months of being involved with her, it leaves a man anxious and tense because he doesn’t know where to step that won’t lead to an explosion that k!lls him.

That’s why Real Men avoid single mothers like disease.

Real men understand life is too short to put up with someone’s drama and their emotional baggage. We only have a limited time on God’s Earth and who wants to spend it being a Pullman Porter cleaning up someone else’s messes. As I stated before in a previous blog, let that woman take her run over Jimmy Choos and clean up her own mess. She made her bed, now let her lie in the wet spot.

Don’t date single mothers and don’t waste your time with them. There are four billion women in this world. If you’re patient, you’ll find a good one.

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Music star Asa shared this photo of her toned body on her Instagram page. She bid farewell to 2015 and shared the photo from probably her first workout in 2016. Nice abs!

THAT LADY IN LEMON COLOUR DRESS ALMOST KILLED HER, SEE THE FULL FIGHT PHOTOS HERE» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-2-women-exchange-blows-over-man.html

According to various reports, the two women started hurling insults at each other over a man and before anyone could say jack, a fight ensued. The incident happened over the the weekend during a Football tournament at the Ziwani Ground, Nairobi. More photos below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-2-women-exchange-blows-over-man.html

Speechless!

She has since deleted it!

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/huh-see-what-this-girl-said-she-will-do.html

Abi?

He needs to leave trash for lawma and find his passion asap. May God help him! He seems lost! Or what do you think?


NB: No one is making jest of the guy, the sight is just touching and Olamide's statement "Leave Trash For Lawma" has not been truer than in this case! Most of us needs to "LEAVE"(in his own case leave trash for lawma) and find our passion..if we do not leave, we may never find that passion. May God help us. Amen!

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/here-is-guy-who-urgently-needs-to-leave.html

Wow!

Below is what he wrote;

"So lately, iv heard a few friends say stuff like "mehn im looking for a girlfriend so im going out more / do u have a babe for me? / oh im looking for this type of guy / some even sliding into random dms based on pictures on IG etc"

All well and good but you are more or less running in circles to end up where u are now in time again.

We often forget that soulmates are blessings. Most people in my generation are starting to Panic at the realization of being single in this day and age but heres the thing, do u want to date (someone incompatible) based on looks or body type only to end up single again? Or do u want to find what is compatible with your heart and build a future with? This is the starting point of the journey... Deciding "WHAT" direction u are going.. Ill say tho its 2016 and we should all have had enough PLAY time by now! The turn down for what era should be behind you at this point in life otherwise you're just not ready for reality.

Whats yours is yours and the only way to reach your destiny and your soul mate is to Listen to the direction God has for your life. He knows who is ment for you, he created both of you therefore YOU CAN NEVER know better than him.

We all need to WORK on our selves, OUR lives, OUR bad habits, our Morals, OUR self control and Most importantly Our spiritual life and Relationship With God and then we may be ready to receive the blessing Gods been keeping in store for us because we were not ready to manage it in our old form and ways. Dont forget you cant actively go in-search of a spouse, God delivers your significant other to u. He puts both of u at the right place at the right time and THEN you receive ur blessing so WORK ON YOU and it would all fall into place!

www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/read-what-lynxxx-has-to-say-about.html

CONTINUE THE HILARIOUS CONVERSATION HERE»http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/hilarious-lady-posts-pic-on-fb-of.html

Read the conversation on the right. Lol. Pls, do all these girls have parents?


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/hilarious-lady-posts-pic-on-fb-of.html

SEE ALL THE HILARIOUS PHOTOS HERE» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-prostitutes-publicly-disgraces.html

According to a video that's gone viral on Facebook, here is what happened. This man went to a brothel in Benin to have fun with one of the prostitutes. Everything was going on fine at first as he tripped the babe and even bought her cooked noodles. They got inside the lady's room and he started romancing her. The lady asked him to pay but he insisted he hasn't done the real thing and that he wasn't going to pay unless he does the "real thing" with her. The lady kept insisting that romancing was as good as doing the "real thing". Lol. And she held him by his trousers shouting on him with an aim to disgrace him even as her colleague came out of their rooms. The guy held her tight by her jeans too insisting they must go inside and do the real thing, because according to hiim "You cannot be paid for what you didnot work. It is btter you let us go back insde and do me well, and I go give you your money with no wahala. Shikena. We are in a democracy". More photos below...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-prostitutes-publicly-disgraces.html

CHECKOUT MANY MORE PHOTOS OF THEIR ATTROCITIES HERE»» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-see-atrocities-youths-committed.html

Earlier today in shoprite Effurun unscrupulous youths numbering more than 70 identified as the suspended boys of a popular local government chairman invaded the mall and carted away with properties worth milllions,goods were also destroyed.


A popular plaza at the refinery junction belonging to a serving honorable was not spared as properties belonging to shop owners were either destroyed or massively looted.

One of the owners of the shop said,before she came back she met an eyesore as many of her goods were looted away,and sum of #400,000 was stolen also.

At the same plaza a shop owner that deals on wristwatch could not count her loss as the hoodlums destroyed her properties and carted away with her expensive wrist watches,she said she even escaped been raped by one of the hoodlum who had already pulled of his shirt in an attempt to rape her.

Another shop owner at the plaza who happens to be the caretaker lamented his loss as his car was destroyed and money inside his shop stolen by these youths who carried Knifes,cutlasses,daggers and other violent weapons.



http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photos-see-atrocities-youths-committed.html

SEE ALL THE PHOTOS HERE» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/meet-man-who-stabbed-wife-on-cheek.html

Fatuma Ibrahim who was allegedly stabbed on the cheek by her husband with a knife that went through her skull is making a slow but sure recovery after surgeons at the Kenyatta National Hospital (KNH) performed a successful operation on her.





KNH Chief Executive Officer Lily Koros while addressing the media on Friday afternoon said the surgery was done on Ms Ibrahim at about midnight to remove the knife lodged in her skull after the attack. She said that the 32 year-old woman, who had to be airlifted to Nairobi from Wajir on Thursday night after being stabbed several times by her husband, was in stable condition. Apart from the knife in her face, the patient also suffered wounds on her thigh, abdomen and arms.




Mohammed Deeq has pleaded not guilty to stabbing his wife, Fatuma Ibrahim in a Wajir court on Friday, January 8. He denied stabbing Fatuma Ibrahim and told the court he was trying to save his wife from attempting suicide.


Prosecutor Meroka Riech requested more time to await the medical report. Resident Magistrate Bildad Rongocho ordered Deeq be remanded until January 13, when the case will be mentioned.

Deeq, who hails from Wajir East, appeared composed when brought to the courtroom which was packed with women and human right activists.


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/meet-man-who-stabbed-wife-on-cheek.html

Lol

A reader spotted this at a wedding in December 2015. The sender said they had shortage of glass cups at the wedding and this woman, out of dire need for some liquid down her throat, devised this hilarious means. NOW WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN LIKE THIS?

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/tf-when-she-is-alcohol-addict-photos.html

Wow, see more here» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/see-what-was-spotted-in-lagos-this.html

Overload dey kill O. This was spotted at Karim Imogen area of V/I Lagos...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/see-what-was-spotted-in-lagos-this.html

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LOL, SEE MORE HERE» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/tf-see-what-this-woman-wore-to.html

Na wa o.. There are people on this earth..

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/tf-see-what-this-woman-wore-to.html

Hmm

He shared that on IG...

'Hapuya' crooner Morachi shared this photo on his Instagram page...

Hahaha, SEE MORE HERE» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photo-this-gentleman-is-big-fan-of.html

What is left is for him to match his skin with other things he's wearing. Lol. He probably spent days searching for matching sunglasses but couldn't find one. Lol. Stylish man!

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photo-this-gentleman-is-big-fan-of.html

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