₦airaland Forum

Aturitoroman:
If asensio is fit I want to see the front three
If its possible
HAZARD, BENZEMA, ASENSIO

Ayanfe29:
Hehehe....shey you were encouraging BankyGee to make me consistent! Pay the price dear

Lol,I don't have a problem with it o..matter of fact you can carry on.. mention me as much as you want dear

BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS

TEA


I was banned but I'm still the champ here

BankyGee:
Lemme type it together

Don't do it bro,I just did it and got banned these bots are crazy

BankyGee:
Sh!T... Thanks bro

Ayanfe29:
This statement has sold you out!!! I know who you are and I'm no longer scared of you!

Sold me out? I was never hiding my identity now BankyGee can back me on this...and if you had taken time to click on my profile you would have known

Ayanfe29:
I hate purple!!!

Okay purple hates you too

BankyGee:
yEs, I tHInK sO...

BankyGee:
Ayanfe29, your phone beeped.
One message from Nekr0N
Come and read it

Nickshrapnel:
Well, I was also handed a ban because I tried to name the music app

Ayanfe29:

BankyGee:
Nekr0N! sHe hAS dONe wHaT sHe nEEds tO Do, bEInG nIcE tO pU7pL3, nO MoRe niGHtMaREs AgAiN riGHt?

BankyGee:
Say no to violence in 2020.
I knew you were a professional shooter before I paid your bride price. Please just repent small na
Just be nice to pu7pl3 so Nekr0N will leave you.
You want to invoke insomnia on yourself this night again bah?

exactly

BankyGee:

I'lL teLL hEr tO bE cALm, sHE cOuLdN't slEEp LaST nIGhT

kodded:
all I wanted was that app

I mean no harm

AudioMack... they banned me cos of you

Blackspider:
WTF man why did you post Harley Quinn's a$$, now I want to go and check why I didn't see it before

It's like you dey smoke weed before you watch this thing cos you are always missing vital parts

Ayanfe29:
Yes na! We need to shoot him and that Nekr0N that is showing himself...

Show me you're the man joor

BankyGee:
An honorable man won't shoot an unarmed opponent, be an honorable woman too

Don't be scared, I know Nekr0N. We were course-mates at the Underworld University of Hades (UUH), close to the Bermuda Triangle. I've reasoned with him, he won't hurt you. Trust me

Lmao Ayanfe is really scared of me BankyGee tell her to be calm and just be nice to Purple and she will be okay

This our Alma mater is really dope sha

BankyGee:
Indeed the wife turn five years younger.

Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother young and pretty carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look so young.

The daughter was delighted and asks after her dad.

MOTHER: Your father?... Hmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.

DAUGHTER:- What?! So where is he?

MOTHER:- Who do you think is the baby on my back?



TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
Laff Out Loud
- You be tenant, you go buy dog, now your dog don dey pursue landlord not to enter his own compound
- What a man can do, a woman can do better abi?
*Aunty can you write your name on the floor while urinating?*
- She cant cook ordinary indomie and she keeps asking, "baby where is our relationship heading?"
*Tell her catering school*
- Imagine dating a guy selling recharge card
*Data after data*
- This is the easiest way to see your ancestors: Just go to Iran and shout, "GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
- In Nigeria, there's nothing like battery full. We charge until NEPA takes light and if they bring it back, we CONTINUE
- Like and Share

TO BE CONTINUED

Ayanfe29:

BankyGee:
I wAs dOubTiNG, buT i KNoW nOw

Ayanfe29:
Yee pa!!!

Ayanfe29:
Deal with Nekr0N n I'll consider being nice to you

Ayanfe29:
What can you do?!

Someone wants to subscribe to a full night of nightmares

BankyGee:
Wts! I knOW wHo yoU aRe, We DeY toGetheR

Wait, you didn't know since?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

BankyGee:
Laff Out Loud
- Have you ever wondered what would've happened to David if Goliath had dogded that stone?
- I want to enter a new relationship, should I use keke or bike?
- If you are still in the village by now, you are not celebrating, you don't have transport fare
- Me picking bae's call in front of my parents:
BAE: I love you.
ME: We thank God
- Imagine being a victim of a robbery attack and you pretend to be dead and you hear:
*SHOOT EVERYBODY AGAIN!*
- The way Nigerian girls like money, if you tell them to go to hell, they'll be like, "I don't have transport fare"
- In 2020, my mouth will not touch alcohol bottle, I'll use straw
- Like and Share

TO BE CONTINUED

BankyGee:
Hehehe... I laff in Cameroon

BankyGee:
Dont be scared... I know who Nekr0n is

Then you know what I'm capable of ...

Ayanfe29:
Nekr0N kwa?! I no know o.

BankyGee, come and save me o!

BankyGee can't save you from Nekron dear,so you better drop those guns and be nice to purple

Ayanfe29:
You say?!

BankyGee:
Yeah, around 12:30am... He has dog in his compound, that should be your first target, but I'll not follow you o... I have nightophobia

Ayanfe29:
The second one is better.
Let's make it a midnight mission

I hope both of you know who Nekron is