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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: R35L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ14ns of Spain, Europe & W8rld by Nekr0N(m): 12:45pm On Jan 21, 2020
Aturitoroman:
If asensio is fit I want to see the front three
If its possible
HAZARD, BENZEMA, ASENSIO

This was Zidane's initial plan during pre-season before tragedy struck and he has been improvising ever since..

We might see it in the last league match of the season tho or in a Copa del Rey match if Asensio is fit

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 12:40pm On Jan 21, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Hehehe....shey you were encouraging BankyGee to make me consistent! Pay the price dear tongue

Lol,I don't have a problem with it o..matter of fact you can carry on.. mention me as much as you want dear grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 9:47pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:
RIDDLE ME THIS undecided undecided

TEA


I was banned but I'm still the champ here angry

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 4:42pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29 you mentioned me 16 times and you not even talking to me grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 4:41pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Lemme type it together grin

Don't do it bro,I just did it and got banned grin grin these bots are crazy

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 2:39pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Sh!T... Thanks bro grin

You're welcome

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:52am On Jan 19, 2020
Ayanfe29:



This statement has sold you out!!! I know who you are and I'm no longer scared of you! grin

Sold me out? I was never hiding my identity now BankyGee can back me on this...and if you had taken time to click on my profile you would have known undecided

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:51am On Jan 19, 2020
Ayanfe29:



I hate purple!!!

Okay angry purple hates you too

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:50am On Jan 19, 2020
BankyGee:

yEs, I tHInK sO...

You need to tell your wife to be consistent bro

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 11:50pm On Jan 18, 2020
BankyGee:

Ayanfe29, your phone beeped.
One message from Nekr0N
Come and read it

Has she started backsliding again?

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Nekr0N(m): 5:51pm On Jan 17, 2020
Nickshrapnel:
Well, I was also handed a ban because I tried to name the music app

Sorry
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:33am On Jan 17, 2020
Ayanfe29:



cry cry cry

Be nice to Purple..stop crying

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:31am On Jan 17, 2020
BankyGee:

Nekr0N! sHe hAS dONe wHaT sHe nEEds tO Do, bEInG nIcE tO pU7pL3, nO MoRe niGHtMaREs AgAiN riGHt?

Yes but she needs to be consistent o...no takey backsies

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 7:25pm On Jan 16, 2020
BankyGee:

Say no to violence in 2020.
I knew you were a professional shooter before I paid your bride price. Please just repent small na undecided
Just be nice smiley to pu7pl3 so Nekr0N will leave you.
You want to invoke insomnia on yourself this night again bah?

exactly cheesy

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 7:24pm On Jan 16, 2020
BankyGee:

grin
I'lL teLL hEr tO bE cALm, sHE cOuLdN't slEEp LaST nIGhT grin

grin grin sorry about that Ayanfe...but you already know what to do

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TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Nekr0N(m): 6:20pm On Jan 16, 2020
kodded:
all I wanted was that app sad

I mean no harm sad

AudioMack... they banned me cos of you undecided
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Nekr0N(m): 6:20pm On Jan 16, 2020
Blackspider:
WTF man grin why did you post Harley Quinn's a$$, now I want to go and check why I didn't see it before cheesy

It's like you dey smoke weed before you watch this thing cos you are always missing vital parts grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (FILM) by Nekr0N(m): 6:19pm On Jan 16, 2020
so because they banned me you people don't want to post anything here again abi angry
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 6:15pm On Jan 16, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Yes na! We need to shoot him and that Nekr0N that is showing himself...

Show me you're the man joor

BankyGee:

An honorable man won't shoot an unarmed opponent, be an honorable woman too smiley

Don't be scared, I know Nekr0N. We were course-mates at the Underworld University of Hades (UUH), close to the Bermuda Triangle. I've reasoned with him, he won't hurt you. Trust me wink

Lmao Ayanfe is really scared of me BankyGee grin grin tell her to be calm and just be nice to Purple and she will be okay grin grin

This our Alma mater is really dope sha cool

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 3:20pm On Jan 16, 2020
BankyGee:
Indeed the wife turn five years younger.

Years later, the daughter returns home to find her mother young and pretty carrying a baby on her back.

The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look so young.

The daughter was delighted and asks after her dad.

MOTHER: Your father?... Hmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.

DAUGHTER:- What?! So where is he?

MOTHER:- Who do you think is the baby on my back? undecided

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 12:17pm On Jan 16, 2020
BankyGee:
Laff Out Loud
- You be tenant, you go buy dog, now your dog don dey pursue landlord not to enter his own compound grin
- What a man can do, a woman can do better abi?
*Aunty can you write your name on the floor while urinating?* undecided
- She cant cook ordinary indomie and she keeps asking, "baby where is our relationship heading?"
*Tell her catering school* grin
- Imagine dating a guy selling recharge card smiley
*Data after data* tongue
- This is the easiest way to see your ancestors: Just go to Iran and shout, "GOD BLESS AMERICA!" grin
- In Nigeria, there's nothing like battery full. We charge until NEPA takes light and if they bring it back, we CONTINUE grin
- Like and Share grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 9:24am On Jan 16, 2020

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 1:54am On Jan 16, 2020
BankyGee:

I wAs dOubTiNG, buT i KNoW nOw tongue

Okay
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:38pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Yee pa!!!

Don't be fronting on me o

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:24pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Deal with Nekr0N n I'll consider being nice to you

Ayanfe29:



What can you do?!

Someone wants to subscribe to a full night of nightmares grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:19pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Wts! I knOW wHo yoU aRe, We DeY toGetheR grin

Wait, you didn't know since? grin

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:13pm On Jan 15, 2020
[quote author=BankyGee post=85831106][/quote]

Lol cos you be my guy abi

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 10:00pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:
Laff Out Loud
- Have you ever wondered what would've happened to David if Goliath had dogded that stone? undecided
- I want to enter a new relationship, should I use keke or bike?
- If you are still in the village by now, you are not celebrating, you don't have transport fare grin
- Me picking bae's call in front of my parents:
BAE: I love you.
ME: We thank God grin
- Imagine being a victim of a robbery attack and you pretend to be dead and you hear:
*SHOOT EVERYBODY AGAIN!* shocked
- The way Nigerian girls like money, if you tell them to go to hell, they'll be like, "I don't have transport fare" tongue
- In 2020, my mouth will not touch alcohol bottle, I'll use straw grin
- Like and Share grin

TO BE CONTINUED

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 9:23pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Hehehe... I laff in Cameroon grin

BankyGee:

Dont be scared... I know who Nekr0n is smiley

Then you know what I'm capable of angry...

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Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 8:30pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Nekr0N kwa?! I no know o.

BankyGee, come and save me o!

BankyGee can't save you from Nekron dear,so you better drop those guns and be nice to purple angry
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 8:25pm On Jan 15, 2020
Ayanfe29:



You say?!

those guns y'all are bringing..I hope you know who Nekron is?
Jokes Etc / Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 8:16pm On Jan 15, 2020
BankyGee:

Yeah, around 12:30am... He has dog in his compound, that should be your first target, but I'll not follow you o... I have nightophobia grin
Ayanfe29:




The second one is better.
Let's make it a midnight mission
I hope both of you know who Nekron is angry

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