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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 2:39pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Sh!T... Thanks bro grin

You're welcome

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 2:56pm On Jan 20, 2020
theenchanter:
omo, this lady sef na something else. grin
Izzit my Ayanfe you're referring to? I catch you today

Wehdone sah undecided

Ayanfebaby, this is who you should shoot not pu7pl3 or Nekr0N undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 3:11pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Izzit my Ayanfe you're referring to? I catch you today

Wehdone sah undecided

Ayanfebaby, this is who you should shoot not pu7pl3 or Nekr0N undecided
u want ur Ayanfe to shoot my twin brother instead of pu7pl3 and Nekr0N? shocked

Whats his offence?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:22pm On Jan 20, 2020
Theenchanter2:
u want ur Ayanfe to shoot my twin brother instead of pu7pl3 and Nekr0N? shocked

Whats his offence?
He's playing rough play with her

And he wants to spoil our union angry
He said:
"But on a second thought, he (me) might be partial towards you (her)"

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:25pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:



The only way we'd accept your apology is for you to deal with Pu7pl3 and Nekr0N
We? As as how?
I thought you buried the hatchet? undecided
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:26pm On Jan 20, 2020
pu7pl3:


I'm breaking the table...you can copy the espo now
No bro, Ayanfe doesn't copy o grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 3:27pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

He's playing rough play with her

And he wants to spoil our union angry
He said:
"But on a second thought, he (me) might be partial towards you (her)"
lol, na riddle brain u take sense that one o. grin even though thats not what my twin brother mean.

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:30pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Kai! See as you fall my hand!

Tor, wait for BankyGee for the final verdict
My final verdict smiley is:
No dealing with anyone for today grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:39pm On Jan 20, 2020
Theenchanter2:
lol, na riddle brain u take sense that one o. grin
Na today I just dey hear that one o grin
even though thats not what my twin brother mean.
Hmmm... You sure? Ask him well o. Ayanfe can do, but she cant undo o

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:43pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Lol....who dash me cat wey dey meow for corridor..... BankyGee ooooo!!!!!!!!
*Whispers*
Baby, I'm with my manager, call me later. Bye smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:45pm On Jan 20, 2020
pu7pl3:
yes!

No
grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 3:52pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

No bro, Ayanfe doesn't copy o grin

Lmao grin grin okay

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 3:58pm On Jan 20, 2020
pu7pl3:

Lmao grin grin okay
Is Spanish against NL rules bro?
I was handed a 24hr ban on that DC Thread for writing Spanish angry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by pu7pl3(m): 4:04pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Is Spanish against NL rules bro?

I was handed a 24hr ban on that DC Thread for writing Spanish angry

I don't think it is,that spam bot is stupid tbh..the other day I was banned for typing Audio..Mack(together)

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 4:07pm On Jan 20, 2020
pu7pl3:


I don't think it is,that spam bot is stupid tbh..the other day I was banned for typing Audio..Mack(together)
Lemme type it together grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:13pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Let's watch Koto Aye grin


Yippee!!!!

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:14pm On Jan 20, 2020
pu7pl3:


Officer A is the female not B


Mind your business na. ...shey sumbori canor confuse sumbori's husband in peace?!
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:16pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Izzit my Ayanfe you're referring to? I catch you today

Wehdone sah undecided

Ayanfebaby, this is who you should shoot not pu7pl3 or Nekr0N undecided


Lolz.... that's why I gave him that hard job. Can I use your gun on him?

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:17pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

We? As as how?
I thought you buried the hatchet? undecided

I wanted to use it as a means of punishing him

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Ayanfe29(f): 4:18pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

My final verdict smiley is:
No dealing with anyone for today grin


cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 4:26pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Lemme type it together grin
BankyGee, are u still there? Have u typed it together? So we won't see any riddle today niyen o. cool

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 4:27pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Lolz.... that's why I gave him that hard job. Can I use your gun on him?
on who? cry
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 4:41pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Lemme type it together grin

Don't do it bro,I just did it and got banned grin grin these bots are crazy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Nekr0N(m): 4:42pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29 you mentioned me 16 times and you not even talking to me grin grin

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:07pm On Jan 20, 2020
Nekr0N:


Don't do it bro,I just did it and got banned grin grin these bots are crazy
Ok... ThANkS bRO grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:10pm On Jan 20, 2020
Theenchanter2:
BankyGee, are u still there? Have u typed it together? So we won't see any riddle today niyen o. cool

Don't be afraid, I have nine lives cool
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:14pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:



Lolz.... that's why I gave him that hard job. Can I use your gun on him?
His twin brother just helped him. I would've said you should shoot his leg but yesterday was a Sunday, pastor's sermon is still echoing in my head. Let the sermon evaporate first smiley
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by Theenchanter2: 6:19pm On Jan 20, 2020
BankyGee:

Don't be afraid, I have nine lives cool
super-cool.... my twin bro won't be scared of ur Ayanfe's gunshot again.

Hope some of the lives are for sale? smiley

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:25pm On Jan 20, 2020
Theenchanter2:
super-cool.... my twin bro won't be scared of ur Ayanfe's gunshot again.

Hope some of the lives are for sale? smiley
You want to buy trouble o.
5 is for Ayanfe
4's for me
I lost one when I took a bullet for her back then cheesy

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Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:32pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:

I wanted to use it as a means of punishing him
Oh shocked You gave him a Suicide Mission to execute grin
Re: BankyGee's Funny Jokes And Riddles Thread by BankyGee(m): 6:33pm On Jan 20, 2020
Ayanfe29:


Yippee!!!!
Hehehe grin

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